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Topic | what would it take for hot white women to fetishize asian men? |
No_U_L7 05/22/18 2:52:59 AM #1 | the closest we got was during peak linsanity, but sadly that didn't last long --- |
Topic | if you died tmrw, what would be your greatest regret in life |
No_U_L7 05/22/18 1:07:54 AM #1 | not watching avengers 4 --- |
Topic | me: i love the way you girls look at each other, it warms my heart and i didn't |
No_U_L7 05/21/18 11:45:28 PM #5 | |
Topic | me: i love the way you girls look at each other, it warms my heart and i didn't |
No_U_L7 05/21/18 11:17:02 PM #3 | just posting how one of my typical interactions with girls starts --- |
Topic | me: i love the way you girls look at each other, it warms my heart and i didn't |
No_U_L7 05/21/18 11:09:18 PM #1 | even know i had a heart! hot girl: haha, you do have a heart! don't be afraid to share it! *girl mimics taking heart out of chest* me: oh, so you want me to whip it out? hot girl: haha, just your heart not your penis! me: so, you want me to show everyone my heart on... hot girl: yes! your heart on, not your hard on *ugly girl friend gets up and leaves* hot girl: sit down with me! --- |
Topic | How to let the girl I've been facebook stalking know I'm interested? |
No_U_L7 05/21/18 2:35:03 PM #10 | Muffinz0rz posted... REMercsChamp posted...Muffinz0rz posted...Send her a message that says you're interested worst case scenario, she sees it, ignores it and thinks it's creepy, then when he does the show up at event and open her thing i suggest she remembers him and blows him off --- |
Topic | girl: turned 25 today...halfway to 30! |
No_U_L7 05/21/18 12:56:59 PM #1 | and apparently 100% to stupid... --- |
Topic | I think my phone records everything I say and do. |
No_U_L7 05/21/18 9:57:31 AM #6 | everyone thinks this because they think they are some unique snowflake. truth is, the week before, a billion people have had the same boring conversation you've had. so they've already googled it and it's trending, allowing google to accurately predict your boring conversation. ie, if a new game is about to be released, you really think you're the first person to really think about it's release date? a billion people have already had that conversation and googled it. think of it as "trending". --- |
Topic | im glad the man card fad is over |
No_U_L7 05/20/18 10:07:42 PM #13 | Gafemage posted... No_U_L7 posted...it doesn't, that's the point...that's why i'm glad the fad is over. i meant im glad the man card fad is over. idgaf about YGO --- |
Topic | im glad the man card fad is over |
No_U_L7 05/20/18 9:55:50 PM #6 | Gafemage posted... No_U_L7 posted...Gafemage posted...is this topic about Yu-Gi-Oh or something it doesn't, that's the point...that's why i'm glad the fad is over. men are allowed to do anything without being less of a man, even watch chick flicks and cry. --- |
Topic | im glad the man card fad is over |
No_U_L7 05/20/18 9:53:14 PM #4 | Gafemage posted... is this topic about Yu-Gi-Oh or something no for the longest time, there was this fad that went, for example "if you play yu-gi-oh, hand over your man card right now", etc. just replace yu-gi-oh with any stupid thing that supposedly makes a man less of a man --- |
Topic | im glad the man card fad is over |
No_U_L7 05/20/18 9:50:42 PM #1 | such a misandrist concept, the second you tell men there's something they're not allowed to do, the sjw's win --- |
Topic | How to let the girl I've been facebook stalking know I'm interested? |
No_U_L7 05/20/18 9:20:02 PM #6 | solosnake posted... No_U_L7 posted...find out what events she is attending, show up to same event, find her and open as if you have no idea who she is. it's 2018, social media is prevalent. not like you're hacking into any databases. just don't come off as creepy and you'll be fine. --- |
Topic | How to let the girl I've been facebook stalking know I'm interested? |
No_U_L7 05/20/18 9:16:32 PM #2 | find out what events she is attending, show up to same event, find her and open as if you have no idea who she is. --- |
Topic | fuck people that cross at pedestrian crossings when there's oncoming traffic |
No_U_L7 05/19/18 8:31:01 PM #1 | it's not a stop sign/cross walk. all a pedestrian crossing is is a place that you can legally cross the street and not get a jay walking ticket IF there is no oncoming traffic. Technically pedestrians always have the right of way, so cars have to stop if you jet out....but cars are also obligated to stop if you jet out at an unmarked spot to jay walk. Doesn't mean you should do it. So DO NOT cross at a pedestrian crossing if there's oncoming traffic dumb ass --- |
Topic | went out to pick up girls tonight for the first time in 3 weeks |
No_U_L7 05/19/18 7:39:20 AM #7 | DracoSpire posted... Don't buy women drinks hoping that that'll encourage them to engage with you. Lol i know that, i only buy girls drinks after they've spent a chunk of time with me and have pretty much committed to spending the rest of the night with me. but drinks were $4 and was worth a try at that point in the interaction...she did leave her friends and want to go somewhere else with me. notice that i didn't buy any of the other girls drinks. i would've got the girl in location 5 a drink if she switched bars with me. --- |
Topic | went out to pick up girls tonight for the first time in 3 weeks |
No_U_L7 05/19/18 6:40:34 AM #3 | Turbam posted... No one believes you don't care. i'm just clearing and organizing my thoughts. no matter what anyone says, it still happened lol --- |
Topic | went out to pick up girls tonight for the first time in 3 weeks |
No_U_L7 05/19/18 6:17:43 AM #1 | been super busy with work. have to get the rust off....was not good I shall summarize my night- 1st location: didn't talk to any girls 2nd location: didn't talk to any girls Lobby area of club: one girl waiting by herself, super hot. convo went well but it's been so long since i talked to a girl (let alone another person) i was super rusty. missed a lot of conversational cues, didn't direct the conversation the way i should have. talked very honestly about my life instead of better moderating it...pretty much i told her the stories i post on this board and she didn't believe them. she didn't give me her number Location 3: met a pretty hot girl outside and she comes in with me and i buy her a drink (relax, it was only $4). we talk a bit and she asks me if i want to go somewhere else. i'm so wishy washy about it she changes her mind and goes back to her friends. her friends love me but she avoids me and tries to talk to another guy (coworker) the rest of the time so i leave. Location 4: talked to one cute girl, but she was an out of towner who had to go back first thing in the morning, came here to catch up with friends. didn't feel like conditions would lead to anything happening so i left. Location 5: talked to one cute girl, turns out the girl she was talking to she just met. so she locks into convo with me instead and after a few minutes of good convo she agrees to go with me to a different bar. so i take her thru the back exit to avoid her friends....and she happens to run into her friend there...ugh. her friend is sloppy drunk so she leaves me to get her friend home. On the street: end of the night, i meet a pretty cute girl who stops me to talk to me. we talk for a bit and she and her friends love me. but it's her friend's graduation and they are looking for an afterparty. yeah poor ratio so i'm not taking them all home. i stay a bit more just to talk, things go my way when the girl has to use the bathroom. so i walk her and 1 of her friends to the bathroom at a restaurant and ditch her other friends. after they are down to hang out...but i'm so tired and off my game i don't invite them and they call an uber to go home. i invited her after and she said "ugh you should've said something earlier, i just called the uber". oops... tl;dr, i suck when rusty --- |
Topic | Hung out with the girl I like for like four hours tonight |
No_U_L7 05/18/18 5:07:00 AM #8 | EnragedSlith posted... pkmnlord posted...It's up to you man, but I say just take the shot and go for it. Be a boldy bold guy. i avoid all workplace involvements for this reason. i have enough abundance of women in my life, i can just find girls elsewhere and not deal with that workplace BS. there was an attractive girl there who was upset i wouldn't talk to her more (she's seen me at nightclubs quite a few times) --- |
Topic | Hung out with the girl I like for like four hours tonight |
No_U_L7 05/18/18 5:01:27 AM #6 | 4 hours and didn't make a move....it's not gonna happen --- |
Topic | I give up on women. |
No_U_L7 05/17/18 10:38:33 PM #7 | KawiKa posted... You get her number, then talk for two months? She got bored as a pick up artist, this --- |
Topic | What is the lowest rating of a girl you would bang? |
No_U_L7 05/17/18 8:56:53 PM #14 | |
Topic | What is the lowest rating of a girl you would bang? |
No_U_L7 05/17/18 8:49:26 PM #12 | OpShaft posted... No_U_L7 posted...winged_weltall posted...Considering 5 is the bare average, I wouldn't have sex with anything under a 7, 7 might even be pushing it a bit. numerically that's average...that doesn't mean it's statistically average. look at it as grades in a classroom. All of the grades are going to be assigned, A, B, C, D, F. But only a few will receive A, D or F. Statistically, the majority of students will receive a B or a C. There's a reason throughout history that 70% (C) is a passing grade...because it allows the majority to pass, as it is the average (or slightly below to allow one more standard deviation to pass). It's the same with genetics. All of 1-10 ratings will be assigned, but the majority of girls will fall in the 6-8 range, making 7 about the average. --- |
Topic | What is the lowest rating of a girl you would bang? |
No_U_L7 05/17/18 8:43:37 PM #7 | winged_weltall posted... Considering 5 is the bare average, I wouldn't have sex with anything under a 7, 7 might even be pushing it a bit. depends what you consider average. i would say about 6.5 is average. 7 is pretty plain but kinda cute, 6 is pretty plain and very meh --- |
Topic | What is the lowest rating of a girl you would bang? |
No_U_L7 05/17/18 8:37:23 PM #4 | Orthopox12 posted... Depends if alcohol is involved but prob a 5-6 sober. Honestly as long as she isnt fat or butt fucking ugly. what...5-6 is fat or butt ugly range (4 and lower is "and" instead of "or" to varying degrees) --- |
Topic | What is the lowest rating of a girl you would bang? |
No_U_L7 05/17/18 8:16:17 PM #1 | No judgement - Results (37 votes)
10
5.41% (2 votes)
2
9
0% (0 votes)
0
8
5.41% (2 votes)
2
7
8.11% (3 votes)
3
6
8.11% (3 votes)
3
5
24.32% (9 votes)
9
4
18.92% (7 votes)
7
3
5.41% (2 votes)
2
2
2.7% (1 vote)
1
1
21.62% (8 votes)
8
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Topic | the girl i always thought i'd end up with just got engaged |
No_U_L7 05/17/18 9:13:18 AM #4 | Irony posted... What? im a pick up artist i'm writing a screenplay about my life at the end of the story, i end up with this girl irl she just got engaged WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted... No_U_L7 posted...in the screenplay for the movie about my life as a pick up artist, the movie ends with me and her...ouch screenplay had to have a happy ending... --- |
Topic | the girl i always thought i'd end up with just got engaged |
No_U_L7 05/17/18 9:09:00 AM #1 | in the screenplay for the movie about my life as a pick up artist, the movie ends with me and her...ouch --- |
Topic | Wanted to wash my hair earlier but I flipped a virtual coin and got head thrice. |
No_U_L7 05/17/18 6:05:27 AM #2 | that's the only way you'll ever get head Zing! --- |
Topic | girl: you're so pretty, you're like a diamond! me: well, then you're the |
No_U_L7 05/17/18 2:22:02 AM #5 | |
Topic | girl: you're so pretty, you're like a diamond! me: well, then you're the |
No_U_L7 05/17/18 1:59:34 AM #1 | sun who makes me shine that made even her friends squealed and i made her squeal later that night, if you know what i mean --- |
Topic | Sophia from Walking Dead now. |
No_U_L7 05/16/18 6:42:14 AM #22 | that's her?! i've jerked off to her w/o having any idea. she's smoking hot as the daughter in bosch... --- |
Topic | tfw you develop a canker sore on your lips and have a date today |
No_U_L7 05/14/18 6:07:52 AM #4 | um....that is herpes. canker sores are only inside your mouth... --- |
Topic | They should've played the Immigrant Song when Thor arrives on Earth. |
No_U_L7 05/14/18 3:01:21 AM #5 | DoctorVader posted... Wasn't really that type of atmosphere really. it's always that type of atmosphere.... i had this same thought as TC --- |
Topic | just found out my phone isn't receiving pics, i probably missed so many nudes |
No_U_L7 05/13/18 7:56:52 PM #1 | that girls tried to text me ._. --- |
Topic | i didn't go out and have sex tonight |
No_U_L7 05/13/18 1:26:01 AM #4 | fenderbender321 posted... Pizza is better than sex how do you know i had pizza... --- |
Topic | doggy is the worst sex position |
No_U_L7 05/13/18 1:07:22 AM #1 | can't see the girls boobs or face and it's super uncomfortable --- |
Topic | wtf this guy at the table next to me dine and dashed...but left a tip |
No_U_L7 05/13/18 12:10:11 AM #2 | the waitress was so hot --- |
Topic | wtf this guy at the table next to me dine and dashed...but left a tip |
No_U_L7 05/12/18 10:55:57 PM #1 | on the way out, he said to me with a smirk "i left something for the waitress because i felt bad" and i kinda chuckled but had no idea what he was talking about. turns out he didn't pay for the meal, but left a few dollars for the waitress... --- |
Topic | there's literally a party with free alcohol outside my apt but i can't attend |
No_U_L7 05/12/18 10:20:16 PM #1 | stuck inside doing work...it's like college all over again =( --- |
Topic | i didn't go out and have sex tonight |
No_U_L7 05/12/18 3:44:57 AM #1 | had to stay in and get some work done =( --- |
Topic | Whens the last time you had sex in your car? |
No_U_L7 05/12/18 3:33:33 AM #2 | like 5 years ago. had to stop because it's not even enjoyable for me. too old for that shit. closed a few major hotties in there but i didn't have a good time, the performance was bad so the girls didn't either and risked indecent exposure charges. now i only take dates nearby where i live. if she wouldn't come out, so be it, i'd rather not bang in my car. --- |
Topic | If you're at a bar and a bathroom has a urinal and a toilet and it's not #2 |
No_U_L7 05/12/18 3:07:41 AM #10 | ohhhhh, do you mean the door into the bathroom and not the door to the stall? --- |
Topic | If you're at a bar and a bathroom has a urinal and a toilet and it's not #2 |
No_U_L7 05/12/18 2:35:25 AM #5 | because i've had drunk people come in, open the door with max strength and literally shattered my spine --- |
Topic | this restaurant's number on their website is incorrect lmao |
No_U_L7 05/11/18 7:26:39 PM #3 | AssultTank posted... Google is not always correct when it comes to businesses, and it is very difficult for businesses to get it corrected... oops, meant to say the number on google IS the CORRECT number, the number on their website is the wrong one --- |
Topic | this restaurant's number on their website is incorrect lmao |
No_U_L7 05/11/18 7:19:43 PM #1 | google showed me the correct number, been trying to place a to go order all week, no longer they weren't picking up. they probably lost so much business --- |
Topic | Pickup artist pro-tip #31: Picking up girls at the gym |
No_U_L7 05/09/18 10:57:42 PM #5 | No_U_L7 posted... haters gonna hate --- |
Topic | Pickup artist pro-tip #31: Picking up girls at the gym |
No_U_L7 05/09/18 10:33:25 PM #3 | |
Topic | i have sex with a new girl approximately every 6 weeks |
No_U_L7 05/09/18 10:21:58 PM #20 | Big_Nabendu posted... Fatties don't count agreed, i don't do fatties. i'd rather go home alone and watch porn. --- |
Topic | Pickup artist pro-tip #31: Picking up girls at the gym |
No_U_L7 05/09/18 10:04:32 PM #1 | Lol, are some people really debating whether or not it's ok to hit on girls at the gym? Of course it's ok...if done right. -Wait for the right opportunity. When she is resting between sets, at the water fountain, walking around, sitting down somewhere, etc -Say something clever/witty but non-creepy. Don't overthink it! "Wow, you must love the color blue" to a girl wearing all blue, etc. -See her response. "Yeah" and then she walks away...leave it be. "Haha, yeah, ever since i was a little girl it was my favorite color!" while smiling and laughing...keep it going. -Keep the conversation going. Banter a bit, exchange names, don't be afraid to get mildly more personal (ie, what she does for a living, etc) -After a few min, say you have to get back to your workout but had fun talking and don't be afraid to ask her to a coffee/smoothie/drink. -Get her number. I used to go to the gym for 3+ hour workouts because i kept getting distracted by talking to cute girls. now i just want to get my workout done with so i don't do it as much any more, but nothing wrong with it! --- |
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