Lurker > SmokeMassTree

Prostate massage

I know it sounds like I'm fucking with you guys but it's 100% real and common. I just found out about them yesterday.
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You sound depressed. You should go workout
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Two thumbs and or a "medical device" designed to stimulate your prostrate.
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Literally any masseuse.

Like it's a common service
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People pay to have their anus massaged and it's all good.

Pay to have your little ding dong touched and everyone losses their minds.
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We fucked about 4 times so I'd say 80% cuddle, 20% fuck.
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Ain't no one getting my goats man.

We had a lovely time btw

Straight cuddled and fucked for 4 hours
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100% is mattress boi
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Halo 2 or diablo 2
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Ahh you prefer to raw dog

I am the same way but with human females instead of furniture
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Who the fuck is that guy
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You got a new condom for your mattress
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So things are going well

I'm going to her house to smash rq after work

We are best friends on Snapchat so that's a good sign

We have plans to go camping next weekend. She's never been and is excited.

I feel good about this again
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Y'all are sleeping wrong
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Nade Duck posted...

everybody important survives

Supposed to be fake spoilers
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OhhhJa posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

Your mom already buys me everything.

Just your wife because you're unemployed lol

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The hulk plays a big role and we see him often.
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DrYuya posted...

SmokeMassTree posted...

Sleep on your back with your arm under her head, her head on your chest, and her leg over yours. Perfectly comfortable for both of you.

Except its not and in fact totally sucks as far as comfort goes...except for that.

It's okay to be wrong
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Sleep on your back with your arm under her head, her head on your chest, and her leg over yours. Perfectly comfortable for both of you.
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I only tagged Clark because he said he felt like a lady sometimes. I don't think he's overly effeminate
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Holy shit that's why his name is so fimiliar

I feel dumb
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Yeah like I take the lead and move her to whatever position I want/slap that ass but that's about as far as I'm willing to go.

I've tied bitches up before and it was alright I guess but it wasn't anything special.
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dioxxys posted...

SmokeMassTree posted...

I'm not into this shit man. Reading what you guys are saying about it is seriously turning me off. Why the fuck would you want to not breathe?

it causes her vagina to contract around your dick causing for even tighter facking

But at the cost of depriving blood/oxygen to her brain. The sex feels good enough, and she's definitely enjoying herself.

Maybe I'll give it a try next time but idk. I'd rather slap on a light rear naked while spooning her. Fuck I'm gonna try that.
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I mean I'd rather not. I was enjoying how we were talking before and the thought of it actually becoming a relationship was nice.

I'm not going to turn down cuddles and sex from a thiccc bitch tho. Just have to tell myself that she's saying/doing the same shit with other guys so I don't get in my feels again.
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wwinterj25 posted...

SmokeMassTree posted...

Well when I did that she lost interest.

Not sure why. Still if you want play her at her own game. Don't think that'll end well mind.

Probably because of the other guy/how quickly we were moving. If she wants to be a thot I'll treat her like one
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I feel like this dude is religious, I just can't tell which one.
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Not about that life
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FatalAccident posted...

Wait arent you the guy who said you were struggling to get a gf?

Now all of a sudden youve got a girl thats into chocking

Something aint adding up cowboy

Could it possibly be the same gurl?!

I'm not into this shit man. Reading what you guys are saying about it is seriously turning me off. Why the fuck would you want to not breathe?
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Wait are you getting your usually salary through all of this or is it dramatically reduced?

I might have to pick up drinking again for half the year off paid.
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wwinterj25 posted...

SmokeMassTree posted...

She is back to texting me like she was before. Do I continue ignoring her or go back to how I was also? Not all the way back obviously, but replying like a decent person instead of an hour or two later or not at all.

I don't see the point in playing games. Do what you feel man.

Well when I did that she lost interest.
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MrMelodramatic posted...

MICHALECOLE posted...

I fuck my girl up when we have sex and she loves it.. literally asks for it every time.

Seriously I bruise the shit out of her ass spanking her and choke her till she almost passes out and she loves it. Like I make her cry and she still asks for more.

And I love it.

This. Its great. Choking until her eyes are watery is a turn-on for us both.

I cant really think of tips, though. Just press your hand against her neck and squeeze a bit. Not too hard at first. Gradually tighter. Never heard of or tried the side of the neck thing.

With the side of the neck you're cutting off blood flow to her brain instead of oxygen.
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Because people don't want to date and get cheated on, I would imagine.

So chewy, @LinkPizza, and anyone else that wants to chime in.

She is back to texting me like she was before. Do I continue ignoring her or go back to how I was also? Not all the way back obviously, but replying like a decent person instead of an hour or two later or not at all.
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Well done
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I don't even know her last name and I've shot probably...fuck 8 loads into her in a weeks time

People fuck quick old man,
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Lol I can't spell.

Y'all know what I mean
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My girl brought it up the first time we hooked up but I've never fucked with it. I'm not really trying to hurt her or enjoy hurting her you know? She said she's cool without it and likes what we've been doing but idk if I believe her.

Give me some tips on how to do it right. This Facebook group I'm part of said to just push on the sides of her neck instead of actually chocking her.
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I'm about to snap a pic of this ass when she comes in here to get ready. Thicccccc
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LinkPizza posted...

GreenKnight127 posted...

WTF do you mean by "cuddle fuck cuddle fuck"?

I'm going to guess that they cuddled, then fucked, then cuddled again, then fucked again...

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Yo she is coming back over to spend the night

What kind of bullshit is this? Why do y'all like being ignored

@Jen0125
@RCtheWSBC
@Mead
@Kanaya413
@ClarkDuke
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People still play that?
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@chewy

But no, he actually seems like a real person. Maybe an alt but a harmless one
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It's working so well.

She just texted me that she's home and I'm going to give it like 40 minutes before I say "ok"
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It went well

Cuddle fuck cuddle fuck cuddle fuck goodbye

She was trying to get me to come back to her house for some reason but I'm not rewarding bad behavior.
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Bumble didn't work for me
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She's otw over.

Straight triple texted me when I was ignoring her for 3 hours
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I want them to reply, not call the police
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Get me a new crush please
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I'm dead
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$5 to fuck with old people
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