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TopicWerewolf/dogman shot dead in Montana
Sarcasthma
05/26/18 9:23:10 AM
#3
BREAKING: Clickbait Spotted on PotD!!!
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicVideo games are a curse and plague on society
Sarcasthma
05/26/18 6:41:40 AM
#16
TheWorstPoster posted...
LanHikari10 posted...
Then what would you do with your free time?


Be a mod like you.

Don't worry. I'll make you look like less of a loser with nothing else to do other than play the role of a cop in a dying website that nobody cares about anymore.

Lan just triggered ICOYAR.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI am Elite now
Sarcasthma
05/25/18 10:59:33 PM
#7
I'm a carefree dude but I don't really care.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMGS 3 = 5 > 1 > 2 >>> 4
Sarcasthma
05/25/18 10:55:09 AM
#20
LinkPizza posted...
MICHALCOLE posted...
*comes on you*

He said at...

?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicName a situation where you'd agree not being part of the solution...
Sarcasthma
05/25/18 10:33:00 AM
#2
This topic.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicConvince me jail isn't a totally horrible place...
Sarcasthma
05/25/18 8:56:27 AM
#4
You can get penetrated for free.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI am not going to watch Solo: A Star Wars Story
Sarcasthma
05/25/18 8:55:21 AM
#10
EclairReturns posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
FOR ME TO POOP ON


But it hasn't even been released for Blu-ray and DVD yet.

That's why I used the future tense.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHawaii live cam
Sarcasthma
05/25/18 8:51:11 AM
#17
dragon504 posted...
@Sarcasthma

Looking at this map, I'd say your trip will be fine.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/8lr4zb/perspective_what_people_think_the_hawaii_lava/

I'm not worried about the lava itself; I'm just worried about possible delays on any of my flights.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI am not going to watch Solo: A Star Wars Story
Sarcasthma
05/25/18 2:05:26 AM
#8
Its going to be a good movie...

FOR ME TO POOP ON
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWho do you think is the best metal vocalist of all time?
Sarcasthma
05/24/18 11:48:09 AM
#2
Probably William Murderface.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHawaii live cam
Sarcasthma
05/23/18 5:59:55 PM
#11
I'll be around Kona, so that's pretty far away from the lava flows, thankfully.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHawaii live cam
Sarcasthma
05/23/18 4:14:27 AM
#8
Ogurisama posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
I hope it calms down by the time I go there in July...

They have no idea when it is going to. Are you going to all the Islands, or just the big island?

I'll be on O'ahu for a few days and then Hawai'i for about a week to visit my parents.

The area of Japan I'm in is overdue for a major earthquake, so chances are I'll eventually get fucked over by nature.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHawaii live cam
Sarcasthma
05/23/18 12:24:54 AM
#3
I hope it calms down by the time I go there in July...
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicBlack supremacy is the greatest threat to the World? C/D Ultimate Topic
Sarcasthma
05/22/18 4:09:27 AM
#5
Conflict posted...
Just mark TC's dumb posts and he'll get suspended again.

Done and done.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic"Unlock 15 classes that cannot be unlocked"...
Sarcasthma
05/22/18 1:43:05 AM
#6
Nichtcrawler X posted...
Mead posted...
Dutchland sounds like a strange and mysterious land


Compared to the USA? Definitely.

How are the Dutch ovens where you live?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicGoodbye for now, PotD
Sarcasthma
05/22/18 1:38:51 AM
#29
J_Dawg983 posted...
Well mead also goes out of his way to attack sunny pretty often as well.

Also you will be missed my sweet prince.

Your gimmick is pretty good.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicGoodbye for now, PotD
Sarcasthma
05/21/18 7:43:27 AM
#14
GanglyKhan posted...
Mead posted...
Feel better

I never once thought I would read a more empty statement than "I'll be thinking of you", but there it is.

Don't be that guy.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicAs a man with a full beard, I often look down at clean shaven men.
Sarcasthma
05/20/18 4:46:37 AM
#7
*walks away*
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicAs a man with a full beard, I often look down at clean shaven men.
Sarcasthma
05/20/18 4:44:06 AM
#5
FatalAccident posted...
LOLIAmAnAlt posted...
I have not shaved in 5 months

Who cares youre an alt

Alts can have beards too, you fucking beard racist.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDonald
Sarcasthma
05/20/18 4:41:08 AM
#2
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Page_(politician)
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDo you drink your Malk?
Sarcasthma
05/20/18 4:30:14 AM
#3
I wish Julian Smith would make more sketches and songs. : /
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMeghan Markle is a nasty woman!
Sarcasthma
05/20/18 1:18:19 AM
#34
JanwayDaahl posted...
She has probably slept with dozens of men before prince Harry. It's also a reflection of how gynocentric our society is when a relative nobody can climb the social ladder so easily. It's funny because her parents are genuine nobodies yet they gave birth to someone who, just by the grace of how good she looks, is now a part of a royal family.

lol Janways fucking jealous
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI have a confession.
Sarcasthma
05/19/18 6:53:18 PM
#2
I dislike the lack of an n at the end of your username.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic"You'll go to jail if your handwriting is crap"
Sarcasthma
05/19/18 2:45:25 AM
#56
DevilSummoner1 posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
DevilSummoner1 posted...
you guys are pulling my leg right

this can't be fuckin real

What the fuck do you mean you guys?

NMBs the only one here saying this shit.

yeah I know

still though, what the shit

I honestly dont know.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic"You'll go to jail if your handwriting is crap"
Sarcasthma
05/19/18 2:40:45 AM
#53
DevilSummoner1 posted...
you guys are pulling my leg right

this can't be fuckin real

What the fuck do you mean you guys?

NMBs the only one here saying this shit.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicyo i'm bout to FUCK these cows up if they keep not giving me milk
Sarcasthma
05/19/18 2:36:40 AM
#5
Mead posted...
What game is this and why does it let you fuck cows

Stardew Valley and just because
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic"You'll go to jail if your handwriting is crap"
Sarcasthma
05/19/18 2:21:25 AM
#51
HelIWithoutSin posted...
NMB's next topic, "I'll never understand why people bury the dead"

you have to go out and Buy a shovel and pay someone a bunch of money for a Hole in the ground and bring their body all the way over to The Cemetery with wild dogs chasing you trying to eat their bones doing that every Time someone dies just causes sheer boredom

10/10 even got the random capitalization down
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHas anyone played the Detroit Demo?
Sarcasthma
05/19/18 1:18:51 AM
#7
LinkPizza posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
LinkPizza posted...
How was it?

It takes forever to regenerate health.

The key is to not lose any.

Easier said than done.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHas anyone played the Detroit Demo?
Sarcasthma
05/19/18 1:03:31 AM
#5
LinkPizza posted...
How was it?

It takes forever to regenerate health.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic"You'll go to jail if your handwriting is crap"
Sarcasthma
05/19/18 12:33:26 AM
#13
Thanks, Eclair.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic"You'll go to jail if your handwriting is crap"
Sarcasthma
05/19/18 12:28:50 AM
#9
NightMareBunny posted...
LinkPizza posted...
I think that's something only you have heard... Are you sure you didn't dream that?


I love how all of you think I'm some crazy person in a cellar typing this who has never seen a living soul before....

because everyone on gamefaqs has secret spy camera's peeping on everyone else right?.../sarcasm

So who the fuck said that to you?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHas anyone played the Detroit Demo?
Sarcasthma
05/19/18 12:19:34 AM
#2
I just went to Detroit instead.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic"You'll go to jail if your handwriting is crap"
Sarcasthma
05/19/18 12:18:45 AM
#5
Who the fuck actually said that to you?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicGetting ready for "camping", what would you bring if you were going?
Sarcasthma
05/18/18 6:14:02 PM
#36
Bring your best smile.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicBoobs.
Sarcasthma
05/18/18 4:30:40 AM
#2
What about Trump's?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI've been stuck in r/expanddong for days.
Sarcasthma
05/17/18 12:04:22 PM
#4
is okay i guess
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicPokémon Go topic
Sarcasthma
05/17/18 11:45:28 AM
#99
DiduXD posted...
https://imgur.com/L00aD7R

Get the fuck out of this topic with that nerd shit.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI finally get to meet my semi celebrity person at the end of the month
Sarcasthma
05/17/18 10:48:37 AM
#10
Looks like @minervo was wrong about your balls.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicVirgins are superior to non-virgins
Sarcasthma
05/17/18 9:24:06 AM
#2
Yeah. Pure doo-doo.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThis girl at work has a phat ass tho
Sarcasthma
05/17/18 5:51:13 AM
#6
SmokeMassTree posted...
Only when she's been drinking

@je ehhh nvm

Oh, you!
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicThis girl at work has a phat ass tho
Sarcasthma
05/17/18 4:51:34 AM
#2
Do you put your fat ass in her face?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat is the least bad of these infamously bad movies?
Sarcasthma
05/17/18 4:50:47 AM
#24
OtakuD50 posted...
ParanoidObsessive posted...
Neither The Master of Disguise nor The Last Airbender are as terrible as their reputations imply. The real problem is that they were movies made for children, and then asshole twentysomethings went to see them and complained that they weren't being catered to.

I'm sorry we demanded actual standards for our children.

If the children enjoy the movie, what's the problem?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicRemember when Psychonauts 2 came out and no one cared?
Sarcasthma
05/16/18 11:56:10 PM
#4
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychonauts_2
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicRemember when Psychonauts 2 came out and no one cared?
Sarcasthma
05/16/18 11:50:58 PM
#2
Psychonauts 2 isnt out yet, you dink.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDo you like Deadpool?
Sarcasthma
05/16/18 5:31:39 AM
#21
You look a bit like Deadpool in this video:


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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDrama toppic itt
Sarcasthma
05/16/18 4:49:17 AM
#7
That's pretty ICOYAR-esque, tbh.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDrama toppic itt
Sarcasthma
05/16/18 4:29:13 AM
#5
Could you at least break that up into a few paragraphs, Eclair? : /
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicARRG! We all be wearin' eyepatches and drinkin' rum!
Sarcasthma
05/15/18 12:43:36 PM
#3
We all be workin' at our jobs and contributin' to society! Arr!

Well, most of us.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDisney songs
Sarcasthma
05/15/18 8:55:50 AM
#21
LinkPizza posted...
My god sister and I use to sing a whole new world all the time. Haha.

Damn, you have one of those god sisters?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
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