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TopicStop putting fucking cereal in other foods
CapnMuffin
06/22/18 3:10:21 PM
#5
Frosted flake French toast though
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TopicWhat is the funniest video game you've played?
CapnMuffin
06/22/18 3:08:27 PM
#54
@MarqueeSeries posted...
Who's Your Daddy

For those that aren't familiar, one player takes the role of a father babysitting his infant child while trying to do household chores, and the other takes the role of the baby, whose goal is to die in the most ridiculous way possible

Jump in the pool, jump on the lit bbq grill, put yourself in the oven, toaster in the bathtub, etc

It sounds stupid but when you're playing with friends it's god damn hilarious

lol nice didnt know anyone else here played that
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TopicWhat is the funniest video game you've played?
CapnMuffin
06/22/18 12:39:51 PM
#25
Lisa
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TopicBlack woman is blocked from entering her home and has police called on her.
CapnMuffin
06/22/18 12:00:32 PM
#60
lww99 posted...
It's hilarious that people think that racism is dead. No, still very alive and well, unfortunately.

Fuck that guy.

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TopicHoping I can bullshit my way through Xenoblade Chronicles 2...
CapnMuffin
06/22/18 11:49:47 AM
#10
What confuses me is the wording in the skills.

Like its not clear if you use it to cause ___ or use it when the enemy is afflicted with ___.
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TopicSuper Smash Bros: Are you pro-unlocking characters or anti-unlocking characters?
CapnMuffin
06/22/18 10:47:15 AM
#13
Tmk posted...
I think it was one of the more cool and exciting elements to Smash, so long as it's kept somewhat within reason and no crazy requirements.

I have many fond memories of stumbling blindly onto characters to unlock and feeling quite a lot of tension about potentially losing the fight. Fun excitement, tension and discovery.

It sucks the internet ruins the surprise now though. Imagine playing Brawl or 4 with no idea who to expect.
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TopicSuper Smash Bros: Are you pro-unlocking characters or anti-unlocking characters?
CapnMuffin
06/22/18 10:40:21 AM
#7
Unknown5uspect posted...
Unlocking characters is easily the worst part of a fighting game.

Then were good here.
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TopicSuper Smash Bros: Are you pro-unlocking characters or anti-unlocking characters?
CapnMuffin
06/22/18 10:38:51 AM
#5
I even hope theres a way to delete just unlocked fighter data so you can unlock them again.
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TopicHoly crap, Playstations twitter is completely taken over.
CapnMuffin
06/22/18 10:36:00 AM
#44
This is what happens when you rustle the undescended jimmies of this type of audience.
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TopicHoly crap you can sign into your XBL account w/ Minecraft on Switch now lol
CapnMuffin
06/21/18 6:35:41 PM
#28
Can you join Xbox player servers on Switch and visa-versa?
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TopicHuh, the new Switch Minecraft is like a complete remake
CapnMuffin
06/21/18 3:59:44 PM
#4
The same thing happened with Xbox. There was the Xbox One Edition but now they just have Minecraft which is quite a bit different.
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TopicIt's nice to finally have a pc rig built for gaming
CapnMuffin
06/20/18 4:54:26 PM
#1
I assembled my own pc and booted it up for the first time. Downloaded Fallout 4 and happy to see that set to Ultra pop up after first initializing. I can actually play games and not have it be a slideshow anymore.

A first step to pc mastarace I guess.
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TopicAnyone else wake up and LMAO @ people with kids?
CapnMuffin
06/19/18 12:50:21 AM
#5
Manosphere1 posted...
https://imgur.com/NFNxe9H

Please delete this pic of me. Thanks.
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TopicWho's the dumbass that first shoved alcohol up their ass
CapnMuffin
06/19/18 12:49:24 AM
#6
Probably a happenstance result of a dare/initiation/hazing.
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TopicDo you think Goats tags CEers with a different pokemon?
CapnMuffin
06/19/18 12:42:18 AM
#3
If their sentence ends with a Pokemon naturally from context, do they still add a Pokemon to the end?
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TopicIncredibles >>>> Incredibles 2
CapnMuffin
06/19/18 12:33:46 AM
#8
Is it true 2 is not as family friendly? Like cussing and themes?
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TopicDark souls 3 is worst because it's way too short
CapnMuffin
06/19/18 12:28:22 AM
#22
DS3 did seem a bit short. I feel like the full version with DLC matches up with the DS2 vanilla. DS2 with DLC is absurdly huge.

Then again DS3 never really padded the length like the other games did, such as throwing enemy-soup at you or long empty areas. It flows the best.

That said, I felt Profaned Capital, King's Garden, and Smoldering Lake had pretty weak showings. Going in, I expected those areas to offer more of an adventure (Smoldering Lake would get a pass on length if it wasn't just a copy and paste of the Catacombs).
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TopicI just spent 4 hours grinding for an item to drop in KH2 that never dropped.
CapnMuffin
06/19/18 12:23:27 AM
#3
Do you have the honeypot keyblade and all that jazz?
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TopicTeam Lan or Team Edededdy? (One vote per IP version)
CapnMuffin
06/15/18 9:39:08 PM
#30
Well for starters you can only communicate and have a conversation with one of those options.
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TopicThe perfect milf but she can't tell the difference between muffins and babys
CapnMuffin
06/15/18 9:15:20 PM
#29
Lord_Shadow posted...
And you can never beat her in Yu-Gi-Oh and she insists on playing Yu-Gi-Oh during sex. Also during sex she's yells yes muffin!

Okay works for me
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TopicAre Japanese developers better at aging girls in video games?
CapnMuffin
06/15/18 5:06:41 PM
#9
GiftedACIII posted...
According to resident evil you shapeshift into completely different people as you age.

lmao
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TopicSo let's say Jesus was made up. I wonder what the origin story of the myth is
CapnMuffin
06/15/18 3:34:41 PM
#4
Imagine if it was some dude who managed to secure a shit ton of wine last minute for a wedding. Everyones so happy and wasted by it they come up with stories for how he did it and one sticks.
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TopicMan idk about Fallout 76
CapnMuffin
06/15/18 3:32:12 PM
#15
masterpug53 posted...
The potential for other jerkoff players to fuck with my carefully decorating / constructed houses and settlements is one of the main reasons I never wanted either this series or Elder Scrolls to go online.

So I'll be cautiously optimistic, because there's a lot of potential fun here. But settlement damage can only be taken so far. Damage to turrets and defenses is cool. Damage to crops and other resources is fine. Even facade damage that would require repairs is...okay. But full-scale structural destruction of self-built settlements is an instant dealbreaker for me.

For me it makes it more realistic. But my builds would be efficient and practical... I wouldnt sink much time into it. I can understand someone who is playing for the joy of creation would be turned off. For me tho its the act of collaboration and survival. Settlements will come and go.
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TopicMan idk about Fallout 76
CapnMuffin
06/15/18 3:20:58 PM
#13
Orthopox12 posted...
Burgess posted...
I want midwest Fallout set in Chicago and the surrounding area. Fudge the geography, there's a couple of nuke plants nearby and the Rock Island Arsenal I mean come on.

I want this but have it only take place in city limits and recreate as much of the city as possible. Like a savage urban fallout.

As a Chicagoan that sounds cool. Theres also zoos (mutated animal opportunity), plenty of water environments too, coal and steel plants, a slaughter house, etc.
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TopicMan idk about that new Yoshi switch game
CapnMuffin
06/15/18 2:55:32 PM
#3
Sunhawk posted...
It's be Good Feel Inc, so it will be probably be great, if not better. But it's been delayed until 2019, for some reason.

Because Yoshi owes back taxes.
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TopicThe CEO is buying lunch for all of us who want lunch at the cafe today
CapnMuffin
06/15/18 2:09:33 PM
#3
Youre welcome.
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TopicResults for your search using the string "Chill":
CapnMuffin
06/14/18 5:42:17 PM
#2
The man who sold the world.
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TopicSo are Super Mario Party and Daemon X Machina the only games Nintendo announced?
CapnMuffin
06/14/18 5:17:00 PM
#2
Meh I expect we will have a really good fall direct. Nintendo hasnt blown it all on E3 for awhile now.
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TopicSo it actually turns out chill02 was the leaker.
CapnMuffin
06/14/18 5:00:03 PM
#101
solosnake posted...
Group of Cemen created sanctuary to escape hoth
Chill played the long con and became the most popular user on ce
Chill secretly sided with hoth and kicked everyone out of sanctuary

That sum up the narrative here?

This.

And now mother base is burned into ashes. And all thats left is a phantom pain.
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TopicEmily Carey...... just 3 more years
CapnMuffin
06/14/18 4:37:50 PM
#7
More old alts crawling out of the wood work
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TopicHarpie is WARNED!
CapnMuffin
06/14/18 4:23:32 PM
#37
ChewedMint posted...
Harpie_ posted...
It actually wasnt any of the confessions

It was telling people they could message me for certain content

Harpie's inbox is now full

Thing is you have to sign up and pay for Harpie GOLD to access exclusive content.
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TopicSo it actually turns out chill02 was the leaker.
CapnMuffin
06/14/18 4:17:39 PM
#69
#fuckchill
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TopicSo it actually turns out chill02 was the leaker.
CapnMuffin
06/14/18 3:51:26 PM
#14
Because he can take it. He's the hero that Sanctuary deserves, but not the hero that Sanctuary needs right now. He's a silent guardian, a protector of the board. The dark knight.
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Topici like my men like my coffee
CapnMuffin
06/14/18 3:46:39 PM
#7
Extra soy
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TopicSo it actually turns out chill02 was the leaker.
CapnMuffin
06/14/18 3:45:51 PM
#4
Anime betrayal
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TopicIf Geno gets announced for Smash, I will literally deed to his trailer!
CapnMuffin
06/14/18 2:19:32 PM
#23
The fact he and K Rool, etc were a Mii costume shows that they are aware of fan demand. Its auite possible.
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TopicWTF. They RUINED Smash Bros. Ultimate. Pre-order CANCELED!!!
CapnMuffin
06/14/18 1:05:37 PM
#12
There is only one way to hurt someone who has lost everything -- give him back something broken.
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TopicWTF. They RUINED Smash Bros. Ultimate. Pre-order CANCELED!!!
CapnMuffin
06/14/18 12:57:35 PM
#3
He looks like Gumbi
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TopicPSA: Aeriis spies for Hoth and is not to be trusted
CapnMuffin
06/14/18 12:02:32 PM
#229
The final inescapable twist of truth, based on the evidence is... chill IS hoth.


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Topicce lets go on an ADVENTURE
CapnMuffin
06/13/18 11:32:22 PM
#4
Harpie posted...
now that i am outside i 100% regret this outfit

help

https://giphy.com/embed/10HtjhaXX5Mi6k
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Topici missed out on all this chill drama and that makes me sad :(
CapnMuffin
06/13/18 6:48:46 PM
#7
yusiko posted...
CapnMuffin posted...
I would explain but there are children present.


no there isnt
children have been to creeped out to come to gamefaqs for over a decade

Eh, the young ones tend to be the creepier users if Im being honest.
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TopicWhat's the worst gore video you've watched?
CapnMuffin
06/13/18 6:42:29 PM
#4
Slayerblade11 posted...
Guy getting skinned and then decapitated after watching his father get murdered is probably the worst.

Kind of like that one except they filet the guys chest, then crack open his rib cage and yank out his still beating heart.
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Topici missed out on all this chill drama and that makes me sad :(
CapnMuffin
06/13/18 6:38:41 PM
#3
I would explain but there are children present.
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TopicAn Open Letter about chill02
CapnMuffin
06/13/18 6:23:40 PM
#100
Hi Im here to see the meltdown. *presents ticket stub*
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TopicPS4 Fortnite Accounts Are Blocked On The Switch and Xbone
CapnMuffin
06/13/18 6:16:45 PM
#3
Flockaveli posted...
Sony shitting the bed like always.

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TopicI have a SHOCKING revelation about this chill02/Sanctuary business
CapnMuffin
06/13/18 6:10:31 PM
#16
Nom is in on it too. Hes only adding a second layer of trolling. This in classic trollception.
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TopicHold the fuck up! Are Samus's boobs smaller in the new Smash Bros!? >_>
CapnMuffin
06/13/18 3:55:34 PM
#100
FortuneCookie posted...
Damned boob-sucking Metroids. I promise you she will be avenged!

Maybe those were metroids under there
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TopicWho won E3?
CapnMuffin
06/12/18 8:28:17 PM
#1
Whomst - Results (11 votes)
Microsoft
54.55% (6 votes)
6
Sony
9.09% (1 vote)
1
Nintendo
9.09% (1 vote)
1
Bethesda
0% (0 votes)
0
Square Enix
9.09% (1 vote)
1
Ubisoft
0% (0 votes)
0
Ridley
18.18% (2 votes)
2
You know. Won.
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TopicHold the fuck up! Are Samus's boobs smaller in the new Smash Bros!? >_>
CapnMuffin
06/12/18 6:50:38 PM
#62
JrASAEp

Ganondorfs bulge was also nerfed.
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