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TopicFor all intensive purposes it's a mute point irregardless.
Giant_Aspirin
06/01/18 9:56:39 AM
#2
i could care less
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TopicTrump thinks $17M on Russia investigation is too much
Giant_Aspirin
06/01/18 9:55:44 AM
#8
http://trumpgolfcount.com/

Cost to Taxpayer: At least $67,612,284**
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TopicI was at a Ghost concert last night and a man fucking died
Giant_Aspirin
06/01/18 9:54:30 AM
#9
Mr_Biscuit posted...
It was a massive 2.5-3 hour set with two halves


wouldn't that just be two sets? <_<
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TopicCanadian government to impose tariffs on US goods.
Giant_Aspirin
06/01/18 9:52:05 AM
#25
Trump literally started a trade war with all of our allies. i suspect he has no idea what in the actual fuck he's doing.
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TopicThe truth behind boneless wings
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 5:35:29 PM
#38
fenderbender321 posted...
First off, 80% of each wing is bone and gristle.


stop eating poor people chicken wings
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TopicWould you pay $9.75 + tax for this sandwich?
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 5:33:41 PM
#17
CatataFish462 posted...
We need to lower minimum wage if thats the garbage we get


because lower quality workers will produce .... better quality food?
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TopicCE, where should I take my 4 day vacation in August or September
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 5:29:14 PM
#7
have you been to any of those places? definitely recommend a place you haven't been.

if you already have your passport go to Quebec. it'll be different enough (French everywhere) that it'll feel exotic and exciting but familiar enough (English everywhere) that you won't feel lost or isolated.

Boston would be vote #2

SLC being last
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TopicI hate old people.
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 5:26:35 PM
#7
well, just remember, you're either gonna die young or become one of those people, so have some empathy.
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TopicI just read the journals of the two Columbine shooters.
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 5:25:25 PM
#15
i believe their original plan was to detonate the propane tank bombs while they sat outside, picking off the people who fled the building. but then the bomb(s) didn't work which is why they just ran inside and started shooting.
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TopicWhat is the best show starring a senior citizen?
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 5:22:58 PM
#5
KILBOTz posted...
I was looking for more classic scripted TV.


the Apprentice is scripted.

i get what you mean though. i voted GG.
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TopicWhat is the best show starring a senior citizen?
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 5:19:16 PM
#2
The Apprentice should be on there because Trump is old af
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TopicI hate old people.
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 5:18:11 PM
#5
you're also "officially old" by your own declaration.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76659089

if this means you hate yourself, i'm sorry man
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Topic5 million dollars but you have to give up all technology for 7 years..
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 5:08:38 PM
#4
no
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TopicWould you pay $9.75 + tax for this sandwich?
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 5:03:21 PM
#9
where i live that same thing would be like $7 or $7.50. its hard to say if i'd pay $9.75 or not because i'd have to compare that to the other options in the area.

Questionmarktarius posted...
What, is that Australian or Canadian dollars?


worse, NYC dollars
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TopicGive me some Dark Souls tips
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 4:46:49 PM
#35
KainWind posted...
You should start with the key that unlocks everything and go straight to Blighttown first


even though it's helpful to access things early, i recommend against taking the Master Key for beginners because it opens up the world so much that it can be confusing about where to go next.
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Topicquestion about job hunting from you successful CE folk
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 4:29:55 PM
#4
when you respond to #1 you should be responding with a counter-offer anyway. Zanzibar (got his name wrong) posted a good topic about counter-offers yesterday. that will buy you some extra time while you wait on #2

edit: topic is here https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76658722
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TopicWorld War 3 is officially happening in 2018
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 4:22:48 PM
#13
glitteringfairy posted...
And pc gaming sitting in a chair fucking blows. I bought a high end pc last year and have used it like twice. When I get home from work I want to sprawl out on the couch, not sit in a fucking chair. PC gaming is basically for 30 year old man children that live at home and don't have jobs


i game on PC and do it from my couch. you clearly don't know what you're talking about.
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TopicPainters just got scared because I was wearing a badge lol
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 4:20:13 PM
#4
your girlfriend and her mom ran out of the house calling their supervisor? i am so confused right now
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TopicPogo, the YouTuber who remixed Disney songs, is a huge anti-gay bigot
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 4:10:28 PM
#38
DragonGirlYuki posted...
Throwing a fit over any preceived insult and getting people fired is what they can mostly do now.


i bet you would have said the same thing about white people defending black folks during the civil rights era
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TopicPogo, the YouTuber who remixed Disney songs, is a huge anti-gay bigot
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 4:08:32 PM
#37
Damn_Underscore posted...
I think he's actually in the closet and is in total denial


me too.
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Topicthat Poki asmr chick has some perky boobies.
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 1:30:32 PM
#7
JxOxNxIxCxS posted...
Highwind07 posted...


First result that came up for me lol.

I never really paid attention to her other than every once in a while her name pops up and I go like "yea she is hot".


Thats the reason why i dont watch her vids. Shes so damn cute and her perky boobies are really distracting.


but you can't even see her chest because the microphone is in the way
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Topicthonk
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 1:25:05 PM
#2
ponk
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TopicPogo, the YouTuber who remixed Disney songs, is a huge anti-gay bigot
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 1:24:19 PM
#1
right from the horse's mouth

WARNING: this video contains anti-homosexual language and may be upsetting for some

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-THMK6_JPM&feature=youtu.be

what a disgusting person.
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TopicUS to slap tariffs on steel, aluminum from EU on Thursday.
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 1:17:44 PM
#18
these go into effect at 12:00 AM on Friday (tonight)

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trade-metals/u-s -hits-eu-canada-and-mexico-with-steel-aluminum-tariffs-idUSKCN1IW1UY

(had to put in the same because gfaqs thought it was a swear word, ha)
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TopicRemember Rod Blagojevich? Trump wants to pardon him
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 1:07:56 PM
#18
shockthemonkey posted...
He wants his allies to know that corruption and insider trading is fine as long as hes president.


this
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TopicRoseanne is now blaming Michelle Obama.
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 1:02:44 PM
#3
how can she "fight" a free market decision?
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Topic2d advice: pick up smoking so you can take advantage of your work smoke breaks
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 11:20:10 AM
#6
or you can just take poop breaks and not spend money to get cancer
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TopicTrump is reportedly going to ban German luxury carmakers
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 11:16:09 AM
#28
please defend this, Republicans.

coolboy11 posted...
prince_leo posted...
isn't there a BMW plant in Trump country?

yes in the Upstate of SC.


yup. and Mercedes-Benz has their NA headquarters in Atlanta and a plant in Alabama.
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TopicShouldn't House of Cards be taken out of production and removed from Netflix?
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 10:18:57 AM
#29
hollow_shrine posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
yup, and she was given a warning to keep her mouth shut or the show would be canned. she couldn't even last a single year without running her dumb-ass mouth. good riddance.

Did she even last a couple weeks? Wasn't she on twitter coming for David Hogg like the actual week her revival premiered?


not sure about that but it wouldn't surprise me.
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TopicGive me some Dark Souls tips
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 10:17:24 AM
#26
Romulox28 posted...
so should i reroll a sorcerer? its not a big deal now because all i did was beat the taurus demon, who was ez pz


unless you're really focusing on min/maxing for PvP it probably doesn't matter tbh. depends on what else you want your build to do. if you're looking for a hybrid of melee and spells and your class is melee, you'll probably be fine.
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TopicGive me some Dark Souls tips
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 10:11:23 AM
#23
Romulox28 posted...
how can i prep for sorcery, im definitely going to use it to cheese because im bad at video games. what stats do i prioritize?


Sorcerer is a starting class with appropriate stats, soul arrow (spell) and a catalyst.

you want to focus on INT. later spells cost as much as 50 and i believe spell buff goes all the way up to 60.

Attunement is the other stat you care about because it gives spell slots. look up a chart showing how many points unlock each slot so you don't waste points. i think my sorcerer had 7.

there's a crown you get that buffs Sorcery (and all magic) damage by 20%. use it.

the first undead merchant you come across in Undead Burg will sell an "apartment key". buy this because you need it to unlock a door to find the first sorcery merchant (he's in the lower part of the Burg, near an area where you find a burning pyre, some dogs and thieves).

second sorcery merchant is found in Sen's Fortress. do not leave Sen's without finding and freeing him.

Romulox28 posted...
im very nervous for blighttown, ive heard such bad things


a shield will really help you here. aside from the blowdart snipers it's really not a bad area, IMO.
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TopicShouldn't House of Cards be taken out of production and removed from Netflix?
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 10:05:41 AM
#26
Caution999 posted...
Pointing out that HoC is still up for streaming just further illustrates my point that this is a punishment to a vocal Trump supporter. If Netflix cared about the victims or people being hurt, they'd pull HoC. People would cancel their Netflix subscription and speak with your wallets. But that's just it. You guys don't care. You're selectively outraged.


i think pulling previous episodes of the show was a stupid decision, but cancelling it (in both instances) is justified.
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TopicShouldn't House of Cards be taken out of production and removed from Netflix?
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 10:04:35 AM
#24
Caution999 posted...
It only serves as a tie to Trump and to try and connect him with Roseanne so you guys can go "See? He's a racist!"


well that's just silly.

Caution999 posted...
Somehow, this is Trump's fault for making Roseanne feel more comfortable with saying things.


is it his fault? nah. Rosanne is an adult, she is responsible for her own actions -- nobody else. but having a man occupy the highest office of the land who basically ran on a platform of being totally unfiltered and saying anything that crosses his mind, especially insensitive things, has emboldened people who prescribe to the alt-right.

Caution999 posted...
No. Roseanne was always pushing the boundaries. ABC knew what kind of person she was.


yup, and she was given a warning to keep her mouth shut or the show would be canned. she couldn't even last a single year without running her dumb-ass mouth. good riddance.
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TopicGive me some Dark Souls tips
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 9:56:55 AM
#21
- when you get to the Tomb of Giants, you should have a skull lantern to use as a light. if you don't have one, you missed a drop from one of the necromancers in the Catacombs

- when you find Oswald of Carim after beating the Gargoyles, it's a good idea to buy a few purging stones to remove curse. only one other merchant sells them and there's no other way to remove curse.

- good idea to buy a few blooming purple moss clumps from vendor in the sewers before heading to Blighttown (blowdart snipers inflict toxic in 1-2 shots)

- Quelaag and Sif did nothing wrong

- you should be able to get a +5 weapon shortly after finding Andre (first blacksmith) because he sells shards

- you should be able to get a +10 weapon by the time you finish Sen's Fortress because a merchant in there sells large shards

- Sorcery is incredibly powerful. i did a run through the game using only sorcery to damage enemies and it was really easy once i found the first sorcery merchant
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TopicShouldn't House of Cards be taken out of production and removed from Netflix?
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 9:52:53 AM
#19
Caution, it sounds like you're furious at the free market for doing what customers want. Perhaps you think the government ought to step in and regulate the TV industry and force ABC to put Rosanne back on the air?
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TopicGive me some Dark Souls tips
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 9:51:10 AM
#19
Resistance is worthless, don't waste any points on it

Armor is actually valuable in this game for more than fashion. both DEF and POISE are very helpful

Mimics are easy to identify by looking at the chain on the right side of the chest. if its curled up, its safe. if it's more extending towards you, it's a mimic

Don't go to the graveyard at the beginning

You will get fast travel about 1/2 way through the game, but only to selected bonfires

Give fire keeper souls to fire keepers -- do not consume them

Upgrading armor is worthwhile if you find a set you want to stick with

you need to get a weapon to +5 before you can "ascend" it into a new type (fire, lightning, etc)

divine weapons will prevent summoned enemies (skeletons) from respawning

the blowdart snipers in Blighttown don't respawn (seriously fuck those things)
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TopicShouldn't House of Cards be taken out of production and removed from Netflix?
Giant_Aspirin
05/31/18 9:42:42 AM
#7
if we're going after every celebrity who ever said a terribly offensive thing, i think we ought to go after Trump for literally bragging about sexual assault tbqh

I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautifulI just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.

Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything


Donald J Trump, PotUS
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TopicSometimes I feel like people like Bluemonk and Vegy are the only ones who still
Giant_Aspirin
05/30/18 5:40:32 PM
#16
_BIueMonk posted...
Also CE: "TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP! TRUMP? TRUMP!!!!"


c'mon now. it's a small, handful of very vocal users that support Agent Orange. the majority of us don't like him.
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TopicLess than 60 hours until I lose my XYness and become XX! :D
Giant_Aspirin
05/30/18 5:36:15 PM
#230
DragonGirlYuki posted...
Sounds like this topic was made as mod bait then.


there's absolutely no question that the topic title was worded the way it was on purpose. Say knows that no chromosomes will be altered as part of this procedure and Say also knows inferring it will would rile up a lot of folks.
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TopicMy bowling average went from 80 when I started last year to 170
Giant_Aspirin
05/30/18 5:09:47 PM
#3
you added a whole 'nother number!
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TopicPlaying through Dark Souls 3 solo for the first time
Giant_Aspirin
05/30/18 5:06:17 PM
#14
boxington posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I always felt like playing through Souls games with help ruined the experience. Even in consecutive plays most the time I don't want to only contribute half of the battle. I want to experience taking it down myself


i dont like to summon either. im playing DaS:R right now and i summoned help for the Gargoyles because i saw so many summon signs, I just wanted to be a good SunBro. did it, won the fight with ease, felt bad.

why didn't you summon the best sunbro - Solaire


i figured so many folks were hoping to get summoned there to unlock Lightning Spear ASAP. each boss you defeat lowers the FAI requirement by 5. i wanted to help people get that.
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Topichuh, it's been a while
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05/30/18 5:03:56 PM
#13
Harpie posted...
Also miles better mentally


fuck yeah. good to hear and WB
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TopicSex is honestly disgusting
Giant_Aspirin
05/30/18 4:22:24 PM
#6
have to clean?
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Topicif there was a clone of yourself, would you make out with yourself?
Giant_Aspirin
05/30/18 4:09:05 PM
#3
no because im not attracted to men
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TopicI'm surprised that poutine never took off in the US. Particularly in the south.
Giant_Aspirin
05/30/18 3:51:18 PM
#13
yeah i dont get it either. french fries + cheese + gravy sounds like the American dream.

i was at a place in WV once that served french fries with gravy, but no cheese curds =/

DevsBro posted...
3. Aren't cheese curds that nasty crap Little Miss Muffet ate along with Whey (which is definitely nasty)?


they're just balls/lumps of cheese.
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TopicPlaying through Dark Souls 3 solo for the first time
Giant_Aspirin
05/30/18 3:48:42 PM
#9
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I always felt like playing through Souls games with help ruined the experience. Even in consecutive plays most the time I don't want to only contribute half of the battle. I want to experience taking it down myself


i dont like to summon either. im playing DaS:R right now and i summoned help for the Gargoyles because i saw so many summon signs, I just wanted to be a good SunBro. did it, won the fight with ease, felt bad.
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TopicPeople who talk to their pets as if they were human.
Giant_Aspirin
05/30/18 3:47:01 PM
#12
Reis posted...
MacadamianNut3 posted...
Reis just got murdered itt

!!!

Humans are not animals


um, no.
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TopicPeople who talk to their pets as if they were human.
Giant_Aspirin
05/30/18 3:46:42 PM
#11
but talking to them like they are people amuses me and the entire reason i have dogs is to amuse me so
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