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That sounds like it'd be a horrible....

*Zelda undressing scene commences*

.... proceed.

I did. It was such an underappreciated device.

I feel like if Nintendo had introduced it a few years earlier and marketed it aggressively, it would've been huge.

"She loves the college life just not the classes."

Lol

I dont understand. Unless she was doing weird stuff 14 year old me would have been in freaking heaven cause shes a smoke show. I certainly wouldnt have gone crying to my parents about being molested. I get that its not the PC view to have but most dudes have a teacher or three they had the hots for and this kid was living the dream for all of us. Just dont get it.

Okay I cant get over this. I would kill to have a woman that looks like that interested in me, yet she goes for a 14 year old instead and this has been happening a lot recently.

What the fuck

That's dumb you should strive to break records not intentionally fail to keep them in place.

It's good to see some sportsmanship and respect left

I don't get it.

The boy started crying and said "anyone could molest you."

DoctorPiranha3 posted...

There's nothing wrong with March, ya crazy fool.

Confirmed March birthday

Women literally can't stop thinking about sex they think every guy wants to sleep with them and if you are nice to them you want to have sex with them everything in their world revolves around sex. I think they just need to stop obsessing about sex and get over themselves.

Wish I hadn't seen the picture of that woman while I'm having lunch, it's vomit inducing.

Anyway, sounds like typical trailer trash story. No loss to society that this fool is going to prison.

Yeah it was pretty fun. I'd watch it every few weeks probably.

The Great Muta 22 posted...

Sayoria posted...

Her husband looks like nothing you'd probably expect a woman like her to be with.

I literally said "what the fuck!?" out loud:

I don't know, that looks like exactly the type of guy I'd expect to be with a bitch like that.

DoctorPiranha3 posted...

I'm a white male, and I actually like it when white girls get with darker men. The angst of white guys is funny to laugh at.

Lol you know what that makes you?

I already do, she limps the day after we have sex usually

Happened to me with the Wii U and is happening again with the Switch. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to play Console Smash online with friends ever again at this rate.

3DS is so squished in comparison, it pains me that my friends have no idea how gorgeous it looks on the Wii U and I'm excited to see what happens to Smash next on Switch but it'll be lonely, no doubt.

Stop caring what other people think

DoctorPiranha3 posted...

Needs less babby games for me to seem cool though.

This is my problem with the Switch. And I knew it was coming the instant I bought a Nintendo product. Every game seems like it's made for kids. Artwork and sound effects and dialogue and stuff are important to me for a good experience, so it's hard to have a good time with the Switch past the nostalgic experience of Mario and Zelda.

or you could bust out your Switch at the office and ask them where their precious PS/XBs are

being a switch owner is the most alpha move there is