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COVxy posted...

DoctorPiranha3 posted...

"But she wanted it!" never holds up in the eyes of the law. Just stop your archiac way of thinking.

That's not what I'm saying. Literally said in my post that it in no way justifies this.

I was responding directly to your question, your pretend indignation that a 14 year old would ever want sex.

DoctorPiranha3 posted...

At 14 years old, I'd be scared to meet up with a woman (especially a man, if I was into that) from an online site. Adults are dangerous and people are crazy.

But, again, being to scared to do so doesn't mean you didn't want to do so.

At 14, if you don't realize there's something wrong about an older man seeking out sex with people your age, then there's something wrong with your thinking, sexual urges be damned.

COVxy posted...

catboy0_0 posted...

COVxy posted...

DoctorPiranha3 posted...

Why is a 14 y.o. girl on an interracial dating site and looking to get dicked.

What did you want when you were 14?

well it certainly wasn't a man

Idk, 14 year old me wanted a woman. Like, we keep up this polite clean sentiment that teenagers aren't actually often looking for this, but it's silly. This doesn't excuse the guy, it's just that we need to take an actual rational view on teenager behavior.

"But she wanted it!" never holds up in the eyes of the law. Just stop your archiac way of thinking.

At 14 years old, I'd be scared to meet up with a woman (especially a man, if I was into that) from an online site. Adults are dangerous and people are crazy.

Why is a 14 y.o. girl on an interracial dating site and looking to get dicked.

Gino Whirl!

Dirk VanderStain

People change. Funky changed!

No TC, come back!

Funkmaster Fresh

ForestLogic posted...

Funky is one of my favorite game characters ever.

He is mine.

Awwww yereeaahhh, dudes!

But not much!

The only ones that get media attention are attractive.

Because women can also be pedophiles and be attracted to a full range of particular dynamics, just like men?

Why do men sleep with children? I'm a grown man, and I like fully developed and mature women. I think guys who are into otherwise are creeps... I reckon these women are also creeps

Beware of *noun*.

Goldice posted...

Iwin2013 posted...

Women like assholes. If you are a nice guy, you're going to get walked on. If you want someone, be aggressive but not too aggressive. She'll either give you a chance, and odds are it'll work out but you'll discover sides to her that you don't think that you can put up with.

Also pretty untrue.

Women are people too. Like people, they're not a gigantic hivemind who you can make grand sweeping statements for. Some of em like aholes. A lot of them don't.

This.

Women like authenticity and directness. The so called assholes are usually more direct than the so called nice guy, hence why they getaid more.

Meanwhile, white people love Michael Jackson, Michael Jordan, Prince, Dave Chappelle, etc. and so forth.

frozenshock posted...

DoctorPiranha3 posted...

awesome999 posted...

TIL a guy born 2000 years ago somewhere in the Middle East is white

What else would he be?

For all we know he might have been african-american

Lol. I see what you did there.

awesome999 posted...

TIL a guy born 2000 years ago somewhere in the Middle East is white

What else would he be?

It's Jesus.

Nice guys aren't nice. They use indirect and sneaky tactics (which almost always fail) to try and get into a girl's pants, when she thought he only wanted to be a friend.

Nice guys are the real assholes!

Kitt posted...

Smashingpmkns posted...

She looks like one of the Wayans brothers in White Chicks

Lmfao

God, we need photo comparison. Maybe a photoshop replacingthe heads. That would be awesome.

Luigi. He has the most personality by far. And he's green.

DarkDragon400 posted...

Not all of them, but there are several different catalogs that have been created such as Messier's catalog of comet-like objects, Beyer's designations for naked-eye stars, New General Catalogue of Nebulae and Clusters of Stars, and Arp's Atlas of Peculiar Galaxies.

Thanks bruh. That's a lot of space shit to keep up with.

Megaman50100 posted...

Space literally doesn't exist. Fight me on this.

Everything is space. So nothing exists.

Alright, so in this non-real universe, do the non-real scientists keep names of all the non-real giant bright orbs of non-real space energy. >_>

Gunpo posted...

Space isn't real

Neither are you.

I mean... there's billions of fucking stars. Do they have a designation of each one?

Same thing for galaxies?

They're on CE.

What you want is the M. Night Shyamalan.

voldothegr8 posted...

Funky looks like easy mode though

Of course. Funky is god.

DifferentialEquation posted...

DoctorPiranha3 posted...

Didn't think so

Does Funky Kong have the Leviathan Axe?

He is a leviathan axe.

Didn't think so

This can be said about modern music, film, television, basically any form of entertainment. Things just suck now.

Staged.

DifferentialEquation posted...

Less than 16 days until God of War for PS4.

Yeah but does it have New Funky Mode?

Which means.... It's almost Funky Kong time!

Did you ever see the way he quit his normal job after his Internet career took off? Dude made a literal circus out of it.

He was an a-hole from the beginning.

DrizztLink posted...

my name is Dende

Dende isn't as cute
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D'aww
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No love for retro classics eh...
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Flintlock_Staff posted...

You got it too?
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I have no more gaming needs for the rest of my life now. :) Well, except for DKC2 and DKC3. Why the hell weren't those in there? Ah well.
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Pharrell3 posted...

DoctorPiranha3 posted...

At least your hand will never leave you.

Yeah I don't get how any girl would want to be with you the way you treat people.

Or you just act like this around other guys? which is telling.

Reg you know I'm just playin
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SavenForever posted...

Then someone found a picture of him, another female teacher, and a student in a threesome on his desktop. He "resigned".

pres_madagascar posted...

Yes, my high schools band teacher fucked a freshman girl in his class. His wife was my English teacher and was 8 months pregnant at the time.

Damn... these stories make me cringe. I bet some of those dudes get into the field to take advantage of the power.
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At least your hand will never leave you.
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In high school, a male teacher was under investigation for it.

But of the different middle schools and high schools I've been to (4 in total across the state) they've all had cases of a male or female teacher sexually abusing students. So I'm willing to bet that almost every middle and high school has at least one teacher, male or female, that abuses a student.
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Damn... he did this in Round Rock. Crazy to see my town get national headlines.
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mew4ever posted...

Its kind of annoying. There's so many more human feelings other than love and music is such a great platform to explore and express those feelings, but it always comes back to just love.

It's the most easily marketable human emotion. Romantic love, from what I've heard, is actually a really recent concept. Yeah, we've always grown bonds with people, but it was never marketed through media and blown out of proportion like it has been the past few decades.
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Man... don't let that shit feed into your brain. Songs + feels are a bad combo. Just enjoy the music for what it is.
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They just hate Paper Mario fans, don't they?
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