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TopicQualifying w/all nations in 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil - Lithuania Mania
jcgamer107
06/20/18 2:41:39 PM
#36
Thanks fellas. I was legitimately pissed after somehow not advancing to Round 4 there, so it helps to know people are actually reading it and can witness my pain lol.

metaIslug posted...
This was such a cool thing 4 years ago. Can't believe you're at it again. I bet you'd get alot of views if this was Youtube uploaded. Are you doing full 90 min games?

Lmao no I'm not that masochistic. And even if I was, the maximum half length you can set it to is 20 minutes. Here's the half length based on what kind of match it is:

Friendly: 4 minutes (I started simming these early on to save time)
Qualifiers: 5 minutes
World Cup Group Stage: 6 minutes
World Cup Round of 16: 7 minutes [haven't gotten this far yet :( ]
World Cup Quarterfinals: 8 minutes [ :( ]
World Cup Semifinals/Third Place game: 9 minutes :(
World Cup Finals: 10 minutes :(

Unfortunately i don't have an HD capture card at the moment, or else I'd at least upload the world cup matches. I tried recording it with a standard def device but it looked pretty bad, so for now I'm just uploading highlights with my phone lul.
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TopicWorld Cup 2018 discussion
jcgamer107
06/20/18 6:26:26 AM
#289
I disagree i was hoping for 10-0
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TopicQualifying w/all nations in 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil - Lithuania Mania
jcgamer107
06/20/18 5:41:32 AM
#32
Only sometimes?

Up next is Ukraine but thankfully I'm about to go on a trip and won't be able to play for like 5 days.
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TopicBest of the Trope Day 25: Brilliant, but Lazy
jcgamer107
06/20/18 5:26:55 AM
#18
Rick (Rick & Morty)
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TopicQualifying w/all nations in 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil - Lithuania Mania
jcgamer107
06/20/18 5:24:17 AM
#30
Round 3 - Group D
Saudi Arabia - 6pts, +2 GD
Australia - 3pts, +2 GD
Oman - 3pts, 0 GD
Thailand - 0pts, -4 GD

Round 3 - Match 3: at Thailand
I'm in the maximum +10 form, so that's good
18' Yellow card for Khariri (Saudi Arabia) on a late tackle
35' SAUDI ARABIA GOAL (T. Al Jassim) ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Fought off 2 defenders getting to a through ball, then blasted it far post past the keeper
Halftime: Saudi Arabia 1, Thailand 0
This one I'm not worried about conceding, but I should score another just from the difference in skill.
90+' SAUDI ARABIA GOAL (K. Al Mor) - well, it took till the absolute last moment of the game, but there it is. Goalie made the initial save but it landed right at the feet of Al Mor, who gently tapped it in.
FULL TIME: Saudi Arabia 2, Thailand 0

Australia 2, Oman 2

Round 3 - Group D
Saudi Arabia - 9pts, +4 GD
Australia - 4pts, +2 GD
Oman - 4pts, 0 GD
Thailand - 0pts, -6 GD

Two more points and I'm into Round 4

Round 3 - Match 4: at Thailand
37' SAUDI ARABIA GOAL (S. Khariri) - that was a riri nice goal. Thailand were bringing a lot of guys forward, leaving their back line exposed. I got an open through pass into their box, hit perfectly past the goalie far post.
43' THAILAND GOAL (T. Dangda) - shit, first goal conceded in this group. Blocked the initial shot in the box, but Dangda picked it up and easily knocked it into the left corner.
45+' THAILAND GOAL (D. Thonglao) - damn wtf. I think the game was sick of me winning because Thailand is way better offensively than they were last match.
Halftime: Thailand 2, Saudi Arabia 1; Oman 0, Australia 0
85' SAUDIA ARABIA GOAL (A. Ateef) - alright well I'm not gonna lose. Clean header on a corner from the left side.
FULL TIME: Saudi Arabia 2, Thailand 2
Ref blows for full-time while I'm on the attack - thanks.

Oman 1, Australia 1

Round 3 - Group D
Saudi Arabia - 10pts, +4 GD
Australia - 5pts, +2 GD
Oman - 5pts, 0 GD
Thailand - 1pt, -6 GD

Just need 1 more point to guarantee advancement

Round 3 - Match 5: vs Oman
45+' oh my god - dude on my team just hit a bike off the crossbar on a corner. Fuck. Bounced straight down then was cleared by Oman.
Halftime: Saudi Arabia 0, Oman 0; Thailand 1, Australia 1
Like, if that guy decides to just head it, I likely would have scored, but it was almost worth it for how close that was.
73' man how have I not scored. Shot headed at the keeper who pops it into the air, headed again by a different player but barely wide-left. I have 10 shots and 7 on target.
82' OMAN GOAL (E. Al Hosani) - goddam it. I try to clear it but it hits off my teammate's leg and bounces to Al Hosani. I block his initial shot but he easily collects the rebound and scores.
FULL TIME: Oman 1, Saudi Arabia 0
Fuckin' hate that. Should have been 0-0 at worst. First loss of the campaign.

Australia 2, Thailand 1

Round 3 - Group D
Saudi Arabia - 10pts, +3 GD
Australia - 8pts, +3 GD
Oman - 8pts, +1 GD
Thailand - 1pt, -7 GD

No. No. I can see this slowly unfolding like a Greek tragedy. If Australia beats me and Oman beats Thailand, I'm out. No, fuck you game, you can't do me like that.

Round 3 - Match 6: at Australia
9' AUSTRALIA GOAL (M. Bresciano) - NO
Halftime: Australia 1, Saudi Arabia 0; Oman 1, Thailand 0
Great so I need a draw or I'm out.
57' Yellow card to T. Al Jassim (Saudi Arabia)
FULL TIME: Australia 1, Saudi Arabia 0

Oman 2, Thailand 0

Round 3 - Group D
Australia - 11pts, +4 GD
Oman - 11pts, +3 GD
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Saudi Arabia - 10pts, +2 GD
Thailand - 1pt, -9 GD
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TopicQualifying w/all nations in 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil - Lithuania Mania
jcgamer107
06/20/18 5:23:22 AM
#29
Saudi Arabia plays a 4-2-3-1 formation and starts off in Round 2 of AFC qualifying with a home/away series against Hong Kong (we are the first team to miss the cut in getting a bye to Round 3)

Round 2 - vs Hong Kong
24' SAUDI ARABIA GOAL (N. Al Shamrani) - headed the ball over their keeper on a corner
38' HONG KONG GOAL (Chan Siu Ki) - lol damn wtf. Lob through was sent over my defense and hit on the volley by Siu Ki. Didn't realize I was playing Brazil.
Halftime: Saudi Arabia 1, Hong Kong 1
Well uhhhh I should score again
FULL TIME: Saudi Arabia 1, Hong Kong 1
Lol wow. I had 9 shots to their 2 but couldn't regain the lead. I mean, I should beat them in the 2nd game anyway, but the fact that I couldn't do it here is worrying...

Round 2 - at Hong Kong
3' I send a shot off the left post and out early on
30' SAUDI ARABIA GOAL (M. Al Shalhoub) - ok there we go. "Goalkeeper had no chance there." Lol yes he did. He very much had a chance but he just fell over toward the ball as it slowly rolled into the bottom left corner. I felt like I was watching my goalkeeper.
45' SAUDI ARABIA GOAL (T. Al Jassim) - that one was legit. Good ball movement, passing the ball up to an attacking midder, who waited for another midder to run by before sending him a through ball to be struck over the keeper's shoulder inside the far post.
Halftime: Saudi Arabia 2, Hong Kong 0
Hong Kong would now have to score 3 goals to knock me out, so though they were pesky for one game, I think I'll be ok.
60' SAUDI ARABIA GOAL (T. Al Jassim) - another corner header
90' HONG KONG GOAL (Lee Wai Lim) - Impressive consolation goal for them. A free kick with similar placement and spot on the field as Ronaldo's against Spain. Hong Kong player curved it inside the near post. My keeper got hands to it but it deflected in.
FULL TIME: Saudi Arabia 3, Hong Kong 1

I advance to Round 3, 4-2 on aggregate

Same Group D as it was irl:

Round 3 - Group D:
Australia
Oman
Saudi Arabia
Thailand

Double round-robin; Top 2 teams advance to Round 4.

Round 3 - Match 1: at Oman
12' SAUDI ARABIA GOAL (Y. Al Qahtani) - I send a through pass to Al Qahtani but he's held initially with no call. Luckily I almost immediately win the ball away from the defender and knock the ball home, just as the goalie is charging at me.
Halftime: Saudi Arabia 1, Oman 0
Kinda nervous about conceding, would really like 1 more.
64' FFFfffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Had a great run in on goal, beating all defenders - tried to go far post but the keeper charged just enough to get a piece.
80' Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god. My keeper just saved 2 shots in 2 seconds. First was a blast from the right side of the box, which my keeper deflected, giving Oman an attempt at a header, which my keeper someone recovered in time to parry away before my defense cleared it. SheeeEEeeeesh.
FULL TIME: Saudi Arabia 1, Oman 0
Goddam, their keeper made about 5 saves in the last 5 minutes, definitely could have been 2-0, though I guess it could have been 1-1 as well, so I'll take it.

Australia 3, Thailand 0

Round 3 - Group D
Australia - 3pts, +3 GD
Saudi Arabia - 3pts, +1 GD
Oman - 0pts, -1 GD
Thailand - 0pts, -3 GD

Round 3 - Match 2: vs Australia
4' SAUDI ARABIA GOAL (T. Al Jassim) - lolol, that was already my 3rd shot on goal. Won a free kick right away which I hit into the wall and out. First corner kick was barely saved, but the second was not.
Halftime: Saudi Arabia 1, Australia 0; Oman 1, Thailand 0
Same as the first match - I got the early goal, am keeping the pressure up, but would really like to score again in case I concede.
FULL TIME: Saudi Arabia 1, Australia 0
Yeah, really went the exact same way as the first match in the group - definitely should have had a goal in the 2nd half (had 10 shots on goal to their 1 for the whole match) but had some close calls on my end as well.

Oman 2, Thailand 1
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TopicWorld Cup Pick Em (Soccer) [Football] {Fifa} |Corruption|
jcgamer107
06/19/18 9:24:26 PM
#58
You think any win isn't a good win when Argentina can't beat Iceland, Poland can't even *draw* Senegal, etc? Don't be giving me that crap that they're a weak team and then say it was weak opposition when they overperform. Uruguay couldn't score on Egypt until the very last moment of the match. Just admit Russia's playing well lol. They have a decent chance to win the group, just need to draw Uruguay.

I don't like when it is implied that i don't pay attention to international soccer, which is a pretty funny notion.
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TopicWorld Cup Pick Em (Soccer) [Football] {Fifa} |Corruption|
jcgamer107
06/19/18 9:12:12 PM
#56
Good call on Russia being bad guys lol
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TopicQualifying w/all nations in 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil - Lithuania Mania
jcgamer107
06/18/18 6:05:36 AM
#28
Round 3 - Group B
*Mexico - 10pts, +4 GD
Costa Rica - 6pts, +1 GD
Trinidad & Tobago - 5pts, -1 GD
Dominican Republic - 1pt, -4 GD

Round 3 - Match 5: vs Mexico
So I have to win this and Trinidad has to draw Costa Rica
6' MEXICO GOAL (G. dos Santos) - lol
45+' Ref gives Mexico a penalty because I try to clear the ball from their box but one of my defenders is in the way and it hits his arm.
45+' MEXICO PENALTY GOAL (J. Hernandez) - this is hell. I'm in hell.
Halftime: Mexico 2, Dominican Republic 0; Trinidad & Tobago 0, Costa Rica 0
69' I send a through pass into the box, where I get a good shot on net but Ochoa makes the save. I block an attempted clearance, the ball falls to one of my strikers, who gets knocked over as he attempts to shoot. No call.
86' MEXICO GOAL (A. Reyna)
FULL TIME: Mexico 3, Dominican Republic 0
I like how my opponents' shots-to-goals ratio continues to be 1:1.

Trinidad & Tobago 1, Costa Rica 1

Wow and they even got the draw for me too

Round 3 - Group B
*Mexico - 13pts, +7 GD
Costa Rica - 7pts, +1 GD
Trinidad & Tobago - 6pts, -1 GD
x-Dominican Republic - 1pt, -7 GD

Well, end of the line lads. Not gonna play the last match against Costa Rica when I'm already out. Like I said, about the best Dominican Republic could do, but frustrating when I definitely should have gotten more points.

Up next after a random draw will be Saudi Arabia. Heh heh well well well. The outlook is good here to barely qualify and then get wrecked in the tournament :)
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TopicQualifying w/all nations in 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil - Lithuania Mania
jcgamer107
06/18/18 6:04:07 AM
#27
Round 3 - Group B
Costa Rica - 3pts, +3 GD
Mexico - 3pts, +1 GD
Dominican Republic - 0pts, -1 GD
Trinidad & Tobago - 0pts, -3 GD

Round 3 - Match 2: vs Costa Rica
Oh hey another team who played today. Well, I'm in slightly better form but this is still gonna be brutal.
6' Shit. I had a great chance in on goal but a charging Navas smothered the ball. I should have done a chip.
39' COSTA RICA GOAL (J. Campbell) - goddam it it is TOO FUCKING HOT HERE AND MY NOSE ITCHES AND I'M SNEEZING. I tackle the ball away from Campbell, but it rolls back to another Costa Rican player who sends a lob through over my useless defenders who just stand there watching it go right back to Campbell for a fairly easy goal.
45+' oh my god. I won the ball about 25 yards out, then blasted a pretty optimistic shot, which hit off the crossbar. A Costa Rican defender got the rebound but dribbled it out for a corner.
45+' NOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo. They actually gave me space for a header but it went just wide right. I thought I'd scored.
Halftime: Costa Rica 1, Dominican Republic 0; Mexico 1, Trinidad & Tobago 0
Goddam it. Should really be level.
60' I hit the left post like point-blank, fuck
61' AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU IDIOT. I sent a through pass into the box, the guy's unguarded, I hit circle to queue up a shot but he TAKES A TOUCH FIRST to allow Navas to collect the ball. Good job.
84' NO WHAT. I HEADED IT IN BUT THEY CALLED OFFSIDE. I WAS NOT, I WAS DEAD EVEN WITH THE LAST DEFENDER WHEN THE CROSS WAS KICKED. WHAT THE HELL. WHY. WHY DO YOU ALLOW THIS GOD.
90+' I blast a shot from deep that goes wide-right as the final whistle sounds.
FULL TIME: Costa Rica 1, Dominican Republic 0
Fuck this game, that should have been at least a draw.

Trinidad & Tobago 1, Mexico 1

Well, thank you Trinidad and Toboggans for at least keeping me somewhat alive.

O1JQjwo

"Offside"

Round 3 - Group B
Costa Rica - 6pts, +4 GD
Mexico - 4pts, +1 GD
Trinidad & Tobago - 1pt, -3 GD
Dominican Republic - 0pts, -2

Sigh.

Round 3 - Match 3: at Trinidad & Tobago
Absolutely have to beat Trinidad twice to give myself any kind of chance to advance.
Halftime: Trinidad & Tobago 0, Dominican Republic 0; Mexico 1, Costa Rica 0
Zero shots in the half.
79' Ya know sometimes I just dunno. I got in on goal from the right flank, blasting a shot off the keeper. The rebound came to one of my guys, but I had to hit L1 to switch to him, to queue up a shot, but hitting L1 also triggered a lob shot. So he hit it way over the bar. Good.
83' T&T slide tackles and injures one of my guys. No foul called.
FULL TIME: Trinidad & Tobago 0, Dominican Republic 0
Cool I hate everything.

Mexico 3, Costa Rica 1

Round 3 - Group B
Mexico - 7pts, +3 GD
Costa Rica - 6pts, +2 GD
Trinidad & Tobago - 2pts, -3 GD
Dominican Republic - 1pt, -2 GD

Round 3 - Match 4: vs Trinidad & Tobago
Probably would have to win out at this point.
12' TRINIDAD & TOBAGO GOAL (K. Jones) - OhhhhHHhhhhhhhhh kaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
32' TRINIDAD & TOBAGO GOAL (K. Daniel) kill me
38' Their keeper has made 2 amazing saves AND I've hit the crossbar
Halftime: Trinidad & Tobago 2, Dominican Republic 0; Mexico 1, Costa Rica 1
53' TRINIDAD & TOBAGO GOAL (S. John) - alright so their guy sends a through ball across net, in front of my keeper, who dives at it way late, allowing the guy receiving the pass to knock it in point-blank into an empty net. Neat. Oh and we have the SAME SHOTS AND SHOTS ON-TARGET, BY THE WAY.
60' DOMINICAN REPUBLIC GOAL (C. Garcia) - alright finally, fuck. Header on a corner.
89' I GOT FUCKING DECKED IN THE BOX AND NO CALL
FULL TIME: Trinidad & Tobago 3, Dominican Republic 1
I HAD 7 SHOTS TO THEIR 4 AND 5 ON-TARGET TO THEIR 3. COOL.

Mexico 2, Costa Rica 1

Like, obviously I shouldn't get past this stage with this team, but I HATE getting fucked repeatedly by the game like this.
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TopicQualifying w/all nations in 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil - Lithuania Mania
jcgamer107
06/18/18 6:02:03 AM
#26
It honestly helps a lot that the Men in Blazers do the between-game commentary. Of course I've heard all the recorded segments several times by now, but there are some bits that still make me laugh.

Alright, Mexico - you had your fun today, but now it's time to knock you down a peg >_>

Top 2 teams in the group advance to Round 4 in this stage, but that will still be basically impossible. I would say, for the Dominican Repbulic, that it's now or never.



Round 3 - Match 1: at Mexico
10' Dang. I mean, very early but I've had most of the possession, and just fired a shot that Ochoa barely got a piece of to deflect it out for a corner....which I couldn't do anything with. Corners are basically impossible to score on when the other team has a higher rating, they'll always win position.
16' Peralta sends a header wide, terrifyingly close to the left post
34' Holy shit. My keeper makes a goddam hero save, barely getting fingertips to a shot from Dos Santos as he's all alone in on goal. Corner kick.
35' MEXICO GOAL (J. Hernandez) - damn you Chicharito. Someone gets a head to it for Mexico and it basically works as a pass up to Chicarito, who is kept onside by my dumb defenders standing on the goalline.
Halftime: Mexico 1, Dominican Repbulic 0; Costa Rica 1, Trinidad & Tobago 0
Yeah. Knocking them down a peg.
67' ohhhhhh my goddddddddddddddd. Had a 2-on-2 break, the 2 defenders home in on the guy dribbling up, I try to pass it down to my Peralta for a one-timer but he has trouble handling it. Eventually he gets to where he can shoot but it goes barely wide-right.
81' The game stopped reading my controller's inputs, even after turning the controller off and on. Guess I get to try this match again. Yay EA.

Round 3 - Match 1: at Mexico - take 2
14' ok uhhhhhh I don't like this, Mexico seems way scarier. They've already had 3 chances in on goal where I've won the ball away at the last second.
17' MEXICO GOAL (G. dos Santos) - ok, yeah, fuck this. My goalie is playing way worse. Dos Santos hits a pretty slow roller inside the left post and my goalie just falls over toward it when he definitely had time to make the save. If I lose by worse than 1-0 I'm gonna be pissed.
27' lol 1 guy dribbles it all the way down from my own third. A Mexican defender makes a tackle in the box but the ball goes out for a corner...and the game gives me the commplete wrong player who is nowhere near making a play on the cross. Good job EA.
36' hoooolllllly shit. Beautiful chance for Fana - I pass down to him alone in the box, then rifle a shot towards the right post, but it's too close to Ochoa, who parries it out. Corner...yeah, nope, corners are useless. Might as well just give them a goal kick.
45+' Mexico wins a corner so of course they'll score right on half time...oh wait I get a goal kick. OK, coulda sworn I cleared it out. Well I'll take it.
Halftime: Mexico 1, Dominican Republic 0; Costa Rica 1, Trinidad & Tobago 0
Second verse, same as the first. Honestly if I get out of here with a 1-0 loss, that wouldn't be the worst thing. Not a fan of this "Playing Mexico for 170 straight minutes" business...
49' Mexico sends a header just wide left.
53' Oh my god I intercepted a ground pass from their keeper in the box, but a defender won it from me as I was winding up to shoot. I'm gonna cry.
59' Mexico sends a header just wide right.
74' DOMINICAN REPUBLIC GOAL (E. Ozuna) - LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL



Turns out stealing the ball directly from the keeper is a good strategy.
76' MEXICO GOAL (O. Peralta) - aw nuts. Was probably a little distracted after what had just happened.
90+' Mexico sends a diving header into my left post. My keeper's able to collect it from there.
FULL TIME: Mexico 2, Dominican Republic 1
Damnit. Well, better than 1-0 (ya hear that, Germany?)

Costa Rica 3, Trinidad & Tobago 0
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TopicWorld Cup Pick Em (Soccer) [Football] {Fifa} |Corruption|
jcgamer107
06/18/18 5:58:54 AM
#52
c'mon Engerland
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TopicBest of the Trope Day 23: Mad Artist
jcgamer107
06/18/18 2:51:03 AM
#12
Robert Angier (The Prestige)
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Topici have a sister
jcgamer107
06/18/18 2:48:06 AM
#15
i have 2 get fucked
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TopicHave you ever been cheated on?
jcgamer107
06/17/18 1:44:48 AM
#31
Jesus, that's a fuckin day
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TopicThis 22 y/o Girl Ordered KFC in hopes the DELIVERY MAN would KILL a SPIDER!!!!
jcgamer107
06/17/18 1:20:33 AM
#12
I'm male and she's average
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TopicHave you ever been cheated on?
jcgamer107
06/17/18 12:36:23 AM
#29
Surskit posted...
Nelson_Mandela posted...
Do threesomes count

You're not cheating on your partner if they are right there (or consented in the case of an open relationship).

What if the other two lock you out of your house?
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TopicWorld Cup 2018 discussion
jcgamer107
06/17/18 12:33:52 AM
#147
Definitely. Been on that bandwagon since the Euros.
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TopicQualifying w/all nations in 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil - Lithuania Mania
jcgamer107
06/17/18 12:27:32 AM
#23
how bout Iceland eh
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TopicHave you ever been cheated on?
jcgamer107
06/16/18 6:04:21 PM
#10
SeabassDebeste posted...
almost certainly not, but i suppose you can't know 100%

This. I had a "fling" with this girl one summer who kept referring to this guy she lived with as her "roommate". Then when i met him he basically assumed he was still her boyfriend, or was trying to be....but like he knew what her and i were doing. It was super uncomfortable. Like she tried to break up with him but they kept living together, it was bizarre. After a few months she ended things with me to go back to him and i think they're married now.
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TopicWorld Cup 2018 discussion
jcgamer107
06/16/18 5:58:37 PM
#141
The_Ctes posted...
It's weird to believe we're in a good position to move on now. Our keeper had a really great match.

Oh yeah you're Danish right? Yeah France didn't look that great, you could probably draw them or even win.

FlyingForever posted...
Emeraldegg posted...
Tough own goal for nigeria. Off a corner, off a guy's head, off the defender's back leg into the net.


So 2 own goals in 2 days. Do people try out for the world cup or does anyone off the street play because no other major sports has so many own goals like it's an every day issue of embarrassment

This is an unusually high number of own goals to start with, but obviously in soccer it can happen a lot more easily than in hockey for example, because the goalie's covering much less of the net, and there can be a ton of people in the box who could accidentally deflect the ball and throw off the goalie like we saw with Nigeria. The Morocco one was definitely pretty bad, like he looked like he was trying to do that.
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TopicWorld Cup 2018 discussion
jcgamer107
06/16/18 5:00:20 AM
#106
Wait a minute, is FlyingForever another MWC alt?? loooolllll
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TopicAll Purpose Horror Topic 2018: I Swear This Won't Purge
jcgamer107
06/15/18 8:37:15 PM
#222
Definitely, one of the hardest hitting moments I've seen in a movie, had no idea that would happen.
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TopicWorld Cup 2018 discussion
jcgamer107
06/15/18 8:06:39 PM
#102
Insane game. Was only able to watch the highlights and check the match stats, but it seemed like Spain should have won and really the penalty was the difference. Each team's last goal was fantastic.

davidponte posted...
I'd be surprised if we see a better game in the group stage.

Yeah I don't think we will, that was excellent.

FlyingForever posted...
RyoCaliente posted...
ExThaNemesis posted...
Ronaldo with Portugal reminds me a lot of LeBron with Cleveland.


LeBron with Cleveland reminds you of Portugal...football > basketball


Ummm

1. Basketball > soccer cause there is replays and if you wanna dive like a girl you'll get called and suspended

2. more importantly LeBron delivered a chip.

...so did Ronaldo, the last Euros. If you're only counting World Cups, there's one of those for every 4 NBA championships. Not really fair.
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TopicChris Hardwick (Nerdist)'s career might be finished.
jcgamer107
06/15/18 7:53:53 PM
#214
Lol I do not mind at all that this devolved into Simpsons memes

Lopen posted...
See, like, if what you take out of that post is "victim blaming" you're a good follow-up for what I'm saying is the dangerous line to cross.

No, see - if you criticize the woman at all, that constitutes victim-blaming.

Ashethan posted...
Totally victim blaming:
"It's their responsibility. They enable the abusers"

I mean, in the sense that she remained in the relationship that long, she did enable him.

Lopen posted...
Yeah you're right I think it was Ulti wanted to have a threesome and his wife locked him out and they went at it alone.

that's kind of hilarious if true
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TopicChris Hardwick (Nerdist)'s career might be finished.
jcgamer107
06/15/18 10:36:49 AM
#33
Nanis23 posted...
I am absolutely sure EVERYONE here knows at LEAST one person her that his girlfriend/wife forbids him from interacting with other females


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TopicWorld Cup 2018 discussion
jcgamer107
06/15/18 10:13:47 AM
#8
neonreaper posted...
Egypt / Uruguay was entertaining imo

Really? 0-0 till the very end? I didn't watch but in a non-elimination game I wouldn't figure that to be exciting.

But yeah, rough for Egypt - their keeper really did well to keep it 0-0 that long based on the highlights. I dunno what was up with Suarez, seemed like he missed at least 3 great chances.
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TopicChris Hardwick (Nerdist)'s career might be finished.
jcgamer107
06/15/18 10:09:07 AM
#25
Yeah, shoulda gotten outta that one ASAP

Nerdist sucks anyway
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TopicRussian politician: women do not have sex with men of different races during...
jcgamer107
06/15/18 9:19:53 AM
#3
"Don't fuck foreigners, but if you do, make sure they're white"

"I'm not a nationalist"

lol
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TopicQualifying w/all nations in 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil - Lithuania Mania
jcgamer107
06/15/18 7:18:03 AM
#22
Round 3, Group B is

Mexico
Costa Rica
Dominican Republic
Trinidad & Tobago

time to die
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TopicQualifying w/all nations in 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil - Lithuania Mania
jcgamer107
06/15/18 7:13:20 AM
#21
Round 2 - Match 2: vs Suriname
44' DOMINICAN REPUBLIC PENALTY - lol. I took a shot from just inside the right side of the box, and a Suriname defender in the shot's path decided to hold his arms out like he was checking his palms, for some reason. The ball struck his arm, penalty for me.
44' DOMINICAN REPUBLIC PENALTY GOAL (V. Espinal) - I blast it top left corner. Goalie guesses the right way, but dives too low. 1-0.
Halftime: Dominican Republic 1, Suriname 0; El Salvador 1, Cayman Islands 0
66' DOMINICAN REPUBLIC GOAL (I. Navarro) - I, Navarro. I send in a long through ball down past several defenders to a streaking Navarro, who sinks a shot far post.
FULL TIME: Dominican Republic 2, Suriname 0
ehh nice

El Salvador 2, Cayman Islands 0

Round 2 - Group A
Dominican Republic - 6pts, +3 GD
El Salvador - 3pts, +1 GD
Suriname - 3pts, 0 GD
Cayman Islands - 0pts, -4 GD

Round 2 - Match 3: vs El Salvador
Halftime: Dominican Republic 0, El Salvador 0; Cayman Islands 0, Suriname 0
Exciting stuff
54' DOMINICAN REPUBLIC GOAL (V. Espinal) - ya know this Espinal guy's pretty good at the soccer. He takes a through pass that splits the back four, fires an initial shot that's saved by the keeper, then puts in the rebound.
FULL TIME: Dominican Republic 1, El Salvador 0
Well this is going better than expected.

Cayman Islands 1, Suriname 0

Round 2 - Group A
Dominican Republic - 9pts, +4 GD
El Salvador - 3pts, 0 GD
Suriname - 3pts, -1 GD
Cayman Islands - 3pts, -3 GD

That's a nice lookin' group. Just need 4 more points and I'm through to Round 3.

Round 2 - Match 4: at Suriname
28' DOMINICAN REPUBLIC GOAL (E. Ozuna)



Halftime: Dominican Republic 1, Suriname 0; El Salvador 2, Cayman Islands 0
54' SURINAME GOAL (E. Esperance) - aw nuts
79' DOMINICAN REPUBLIC GOAL (J. Fana) - yeah gimme my lead back bish. Headed it in off a corner kick.
FULL TIME: Dominican Republic 2, Suriname 1

El Salvador 3, Cayman Islands 1

Round 2 - Group A
Dominican Republic - 12pts, +5 GD
El Salvador - 6pts, +2 GD
Suriname - 3pts, -2 GD
Cayman Islands - 3pts, -5 GD

Now I just gotta play dumb Cayman Islands twice

Round 2 - Match 5: vs Cayman Islands
3' DOMINICAN REPUBLIC PENALTY GOAL (V. Espinal) - lol neat. Dude raised his arm up and hit the ball as I tried to cross the ball in.
6' DOMINICAN REPUBLIC PENALTY GOAL (V. Espinal) - hahahahahahahahaha. Another hand ball in the box, this time blocking my cross point blank. I mean, I'll take it.
Halftime: Dominican Republic 2, Cayman Islands 0; Suriname 0, El Salvador 0
So...thanks for the free 2 goal lead.
FULL TIME: Dominican Republic 2, Cayman Islands 0
I'm a little distracted - this George Gershwin biopic was on TCM.

El Salvador 1, Suriname 0

Round 2 - Group A
Dominican Republic - 15pts, +7 GD
El Salvador - 9pts, +3 GD
Suriname - 3pts, -3 GD
Cayman Islands - 3pts, -7 GD

Clinched my spot in the 3rd Round, where the real pain will begin.

Round 2 - Match 6: at Cayman Islands
21' DOMINICAN REPUBLIC GOAL (V. Espinal) - he does it all. Struck it sweetly into the left side of net from just outside the box.
29' CAYMAN ISLANDS GOAL (D. Watson) - fuck. missed a tackle and Watson just took it in and banged one far post past the keeper.
Halftime: Cayman Islands 1, Dominican Republic 1
55' CAYMAN ISLANDS GOAL (M. Johnson) - ahh I'm too tired I gotta stop. Good thing I'm already through.
FULL TIME: Cayman Islands 2, Dominican Republic 1
Well that was annoying, ruined my perfect round. Ah well, next time we start Round 3

El Salvador 2, Suriname 2

Round 2 - Group A - Final Standings
Dominican Republic - 15pts, +6 GD
El Salvador - 10pts, +3 GD
Cayman Islands - 6pts, -6 GD
Suriname - 4pts, -3 GD
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TopicQualifying w/all nations in 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil - Lithuania Mania
jcgamer107
06/15/18 4:53:03 AM
#18
MrSmartGuy posted...
Did you sim any more of this World Cup? Oman could've been world-beaters.

I'm pretty sure they lost to Australia in the round of 16. I reopened the save file, but that ended up re-simming the knockout stage. In that iteration, Oman made it to the semifinal where they lost to Uruguay 3-0, then lost to Chile in the 3rd Place game 2-1.

Round 1 - Domincan Republic @ Anguilla
Halftime: Anguilla 0, Dominican Republic 0
55' ANGUILLA GOAL (G. Connor) whoops. goalie made an initial save, but the rebound bounced to another Anguilla player who blasted it into the top netting.
79' DOMINICAN REPUBLIC GOAL (K. Rodriguez) - there we go. After a few missed shots and a failed corner, I send a through ball past a couple defenders into the box, then lovingly lift a gentle cross - a cross that came down from the sky on a cloud - to the other side of goal onto the ready head of Rodriguez, who then does some breakdancing.
FULL TIME: Dominican Republic 1, Anguilla 1
"Coulda been better, coulda been worse". True, but with the away goal, the other match can finish 0-0 and I'd still go through to Round 2.

Round 1 - Anguilla @ Dominican Republic
35' DOMINICAN REPUBLIC GOAL (K. Rodriguez) - ha I was basically using the post or the goalie to pass the ball from either side of goal. It took several rebounds but finally I caught the goalie out and Rodriguez flung his body around to net it through.
Halftime: Dominican Republic 1, Anguilla 0
59' Dominican Republic Yellow Card (V. Espinal)
62' DOMINICAN REPUBLIC GOAL (V. Espinal) Espinal, the captain, was not happy about the yellow card, and took his frustrations out by blasting a shot off the right post and in, connecting on a through pass without even taking a touch. The goalie knew he had no chance, didn't even bother moving. Definitely into the 2nd Round now.
75' DOMINICAN REPUBLIC GOAL (J. Fana) uhhhh oh I scored again
FULL TIME: Dominican Republic 3, Anguilla 0

I advance 4-1 on aggregate and advance to Round 2 in CONCACAF.

Round 2 - Group A
El Salvador
Suriname
Cayman Islands
Dominican Republic

This is a double round-robin round where only the group winner advances to Round 3.

Round 2 - Match 1: at El Salvador
35' DOMINICAN REPUBLIC GOAL (D. Peralta) - Ooo yahhhh. Two defenders converged on me as I brought the ball in from the top of the box. Got a ground pass off just in time to a wide open Peralta. Ez.
Halftime: Dominican Republic 1, El Salvador 0; Suriname 2, Cayman Islands 1
74' DOMINICAN REPUBLIC GOAL (J, Fana)



damn, was worried I pulled the trigger a little too early, letting fire from about 22 yards out while being chased down, but I managed to hit it around the keeper and curve it just inside the far post. Beauty.
83' EL SALVADOR GOAL (A. Flores) - goddam it. I get called for offside trying to make a run. El Salvador sends the ensuing free kick long and two of my defenders run away from the guy receiving the pass. He's all alone in on goal, and though my goalie does well to get a piece of the shot, it ends up dribbling slowly over the goalline.
FULL TIME: Dominican Republic 2, El Salvador 1
Alright well still got the 3 points. Funny - according to the stat line, every shot on target went in.

Suriname 3, Cayman Islands 1

Round 2 - Group A
Suriname - 3pts, +2 GD
Dominican Republic - 3pts, +1 GD
El Salvador - 0pts, -1 GD
Cayman Islands - 0pts, -2 GD
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TopicBest of the Trope Day 20: Messianic Archetype (Christ Figure)
jcgamer107
06/15/18 1:46:30 AM
#15
Neo (The Matrix trilogy)
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TopicWorld Cup 2016: Russia vs. Saudi Arabia ~LIVE~
jcgamer107
06/15/18 1:40:26 AM
#22
Yeah I'd go similar to that

EUFA - 21.5
CONMEBOL - 7.5
CAF - 6.5
CONCACAF - 6
AFC - 5.5
OFC - 1

Or you could expand the intercontinental playoff to have like 4 European teams, and 1 or 2 from all the other continents, so that the stronger teams get through regardless of continent.

but like......whhyyyyyyyyy. 32 is perfect >_<
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TopicWorld Cup Pick Em (Soccer) [Football] {Fifa} |Corruption|
jcgamer107
06/14/18 11:38:18 PM
#50
5tarscream posted...
Russia sucks. Saudi is legit the worst team in the tournament. It's between Russia and Egypt for second. Uruguay should take the group easily.

I'm also banking a bit on Russia playing above expectations due to home field advantage. I know Brazil got their shit kicked in by Germany in 2014, and South Africa didn't get out of their group in 2010, but even then they played better than usual at times (as is usually the case with the host nation).
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TopicWorld Cup Pick Em (Soccer) [Football] {Fifa} |Corruption|
jcgamer107
06/14/18 10:40:09 PM
#46
Yeah but the hosts always have a lower FIFA rating than usual because they haven't had to play any meaningful matches for 2 years. I'm confident Russia and Uruguay get through, though Uruguay might win the group.
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TopicWorld Cup 2016: Russia vs. Saudi Arabia ~LIVE~
jcgamer107
06/14/18 9:55:37 PM
#19
CybrMonkey posted...
I can't wait for Asia to have 8 1/2 qualifying spots

Yeah I'm really not happy with a 48-team field and 3-team groups, and this match was a good example why. Like, it's fine to give Asia 4 or 5 teams - although you could make the case for more European or CONMEBOL spots, teams like Italy or Chile still have opportunity enough to qualify. But 8 teams minimum for Asia? Lol come on.
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TopicWorld Cup Pick Em (Soccer) [Football] {Fifa} |Corruption|
jcgamer107
06/14/18 9:46:03 PM
#41
Well I have Russia first and Saudi Arabia last in that group, so good start.

I went with Argentina to go all the way, over Spain in the final. I guess it's more likely a European team will win it, but it'd be cool to see Messi win in his last World Cup.
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TopicWorld Cup 2016: Russia vs. Saudi Arabia ~LIVE~
jcgamer107
06/14/18 12:56:15 PM
#14
Putin is pleased
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TopicWorld Cup 2016: Russia vs. Saudi Arabia ~LIVE~
jcgamer107
06/14/18 12:53:09 PM
#11
Looll stop, stop they're already dead
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TopicDo you care about the World Cup this year?
jcgamer107
06/14/18 12:46:16 PM
#19
and in Saudi Arabia town square, beheadings
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TopicPost E3. Which game are you most excited for?
jcgamer107
06/14/18 12:44:48 PM
#7
uhh Super Mario Party HELLO

(ok it's Smash but i am legit excited for Mario Party)
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TopicDo you care about the World Cup this year?
jcgamer107
06/14/18 12:43:22 PM
#16
barreldragon88 posted...
When was the last time the US didn't qualify? We sucked that much this year?

1986. First time in my lifetime they didn't make it :(. Still, I love the tournament, and will mostly root on England.

Ultimaphazon posted...
Normally I'd care, but there's just so much filler. Russia vs Saudi Arabia?
No thanks.

Yeah but it's very exciting for Russia as first-time hosts.
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TopicWorld Cup 2016: Russia vs. Saudi Arabia ~LIVE~
jcgamer107
06/14/18 12:37:30 PM
#10
Slow-mo shot of the Saudi king shrugging sums this up pretty well

FlyingForever posted...
What a boring opener

0-0 is boring. Russia have been entertaining.
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TopicAll Purpose Horror Topic 2018: I Swear This Won't Purge
jcgamer107
06/14/18 12:07:19 PM
#217
oh whoops - i thought since you posted the Half in the Bag about it, you had seen it. jk

(have you been able to avoid spoilers to this point? that seems like it'd be difficult)
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TopicAll Purpose Horror Topic 2018: I Swear This Won't Purge
jcgamer107
06/14/18 4:52:19 AM
#215
Lol pretty good takes on it. I side more with Jay, though i enjoyed it even more than he did - the middle is less eventful, sure, but given the context of the end of act 1, i was so taken aback and fascinated with how the family would deal with that - i don't think it ever got too slow.

Mike does have a good point about the ending - devil worship is kind of an easy fallback, and Annie's work with miniatures didn't really flesh out into a meaningful metaphorical connection within the story.

I saw an interesting comment that the movie did have test screenings, in which Peter stabs his own eyes out, but most of the audience disliked it so they changed it. If that's true I'm kind of annoyed - that would give much more meaning to the drawings in Charlie's notebook with his eyes crossed out, and the photo of him in the attic with holes cut out over his eyes.

I disagree with them that The Witch is better, I think Hereditary beats it on almost every aspect.

btw Snake, what did you think of Hereditary? i assume you've seen it but i haven't seen you comment on it - i take it that means you were disappointed? ha
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TopicBest of the Trope Day 19: Older Than They Look
jcgamer107
06/14/18 4:16:14 AM
#14
Esther (Orphan)
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TopicQualifying w/all nations in 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil - Lithuania Mania
jcgamer107
06/14/18 3:12:26 AM
#11
just randomly drew my next team and got Dominican Republic, so....that ain't gonna go so well
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TopicQualifying w/all nations in 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil - Lithuania Mania
jcgamer107
06/14/18 2:36:58 AM
#10
Final round of group matches:

Group A
Nigeria 1 (Omeruo), Brazil 1 (Neymar)
Sweden 3 (Elmander, Rasmus Elm, Toivonen), Honduras 1 (Bengtson)

Group B
Spain 1 (Pedro), Iran 0
Netherlands 2 (Arjen Robben, Jeremain Lens), Colombia 1 (Martinez)

Group C
Australia 1 (Leckie), Argentina 1 (Messi)
Russia 1 (Berezutskiy), South Africa 1 (Mphela)

Group D
Italy 4 (Insigne x2, Balotelli, De Rossi), Oman 0
Mexico 2 (Guardado, dos Santos), England 2 (Lescott, Ashley Young)

Group E
Chile 1 (Sanchez), France 1 (Benzema)
Switzerland 3 (Drmic x2, Stocker), Costa Rica 1 (Oviedo)

Group F
Ivory Coast 0, Uruguay 0
Greece 2 (Katsouranis, Athanasiadis), Japan 0

Sweden and Brazil advance out of Group A. Spain, as their reward for winning Group B, has to face Brazil in the Round of 16. All draws in Group C means Australia and Russia advance. Italy's clobbering of Oman puts them top of Group D; Oman finishes 2nd.

Group C - Match 3: Lithuania vs Egypt
Estadio Nacional, Brasilia

Form: +3
I stayed in Brasilia, and would have seen the US play there had they gotten past Belgium. Alas...

22' EGYPT GOAL (W. Soliman) - I missed the tackle and he struck it off the left post and in. Not only that, but USA have the lead on Germany. What a nightmare.
Halftime: Egypt 1, Lithuania 0; USA 1, Germany 0
K well this is fucked, I need 2 goals if the US are going to win. If both games end in a draw, I'm through.
48' EGYPT GOAL (W. Soliman) - cool I'm out
FULL TIME: Egypt 2, Lithuania 0

USA 2, Germany 0

Well that's extremely fucking frustrating. Not only did the game ratchet up the difficulty with Egypt, but even if I had somehow drawn, I would've been out with USA's nonsensical victory over Germany. Thanks EA Sports.

Portugal 2, Cameroon 0
Croatia 2, South Korea 1 (Dong G00k) (lol, both the name's funny AND gamefaqs won't allow me to post it lolol)

FINAL GROUP STANDINGS

Group A
Sweden - 7pts, +3 GD
Brazil - 5pts, +4 GD
---
Honduras - 3pts, -4 GD
Nigeria - 1pt, -3 GD

Group B
Spain - 7pts, +2 GD
Netherlands - 4pts, 0 GD
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Colombia - 2pts, -1 GD (3 goals scored)
Iran - 2pts, -1 GD (1 goal scored)

Group C
Australia - 5pts, +1 GD
Russia - 4pts, 0 GD
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South Africa - 3pts, 0 GD
Argentina - 2pts, -1 GD

Group D
Italy - 6pts, +5 GD
Oman - 6pts, -1 GD
---
England - 4pts, -1 GD
Mexico - 1pt, -3 GD

Group E
France - 7pts, +4 GD
Chile - 7pts, +3 GD
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Switzerland - 3pts, -1 GD
Costa Rica - 0pts, -6 GD

Group F
Ivory Coast - 7pts, +5 GD
Uruguay - 7pts, +4 GD
---
Greece - 3pts, -3 GD
Japan - 0pts, -6 GD

Group G
Germany - 6pts, +4 GD
USA - 4pts, +1 GD
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Egypt - 4pts, -2 GD
Lithuania - 3pts, -3 GD

Group H
Portugal - 9pts, +7 GD
Croatia - 6pts, -1 GD
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South Korea - 3pts, -2 GD
Cameroon - 0pts, -4 GD

Well, at least I finished with more points than Argentina.

If you sort all the teams, I finished 23rd out of 32.

*sigh* Not like I expected to reach the final or anything, but it sucks to come *that* close again to getting out of the group stage but once again falling short, when I've still never done it. Pretty good run given the team, but I gotta reach the Round of 16 one of these freakin' times.

Anyways, real World Cup in 8 1/2 hours wweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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TopicQualifying w/all nations in 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil - Lithuania Mania
jcgamer107
06/14/18 2:31:36 AM
#9
2nd round of group matches:

Group A
Brazil 4 (Neymar x2, Dani Alves, Ramires), Honduras 0
Sweden 2 (Elmander, Rasmus Elm), Nigeria 1 (Onazi)

Group B
Iran 0, Netherlands 0
Spain 1 (David Silva), Colombia 1 (Rodriguez)

Group C
Argentina 0, South Africa 0
Australia 1 (Sarota), Russia 0

Group D
Oman 2 (Al Muqbali x2), England 0
Italy 2 (Rossi, Balotelli), Mexico 0

Group E
Chile 2 (Sanchez, Vargas), Costa Rica 1 (Joel Campbell)
France 1 (Griezmann), Switzerland 0

Group F
Ivory Coast 2 (Bony, Tiot), Greece 0
Uruguay 2 (Cavani, Godin), Japan 1 (Maeda)

Group G
Germany 4 (Sidney Sam, Hwedes, Toni Kroos, Marco Reus), Egypt 0

Well, I fared better than Egypt did, yikes. Germany has already advanced to the knockout stage, unsurprisingly. Look at Oman tearing it up as a 2-star team - why can't I do that?? Nigeria is eliminated in Group A. Argentina is bottom of their group, having yet to score, but are still guaranteed to advance if they beat Australia by at least 2. Clear separation in Groups E and F, as France, Chile, Ivory Coast and Uruguay all advance, while Switzerland, Costa Rica, Japan and Greece are out.

Group G - Match 2: USA vs Lithuania
Arena Amazonia, Manaus

Form: -1
Oh hey, another stadium where I watched the US play (2-2 draw vs Portugal)

45+' I send a great through ball in to a charging Pilibaitis, who splits two defenders as he receives the ball and goes in on Howard, who has to charge to make the save. I get a corner kick...
45+' LITHUANIA GOAL (L. Pilibaitis) - YES. TAKE THAT YOU NON-QUALIFYING PIECES OF SHIT. THAT'S FOR LETTING ME DOWN. Pilibaitis finishes what he started, getting his head to a well-hit Stankevicius (lol what a name) corner kick. So good to score right on half time.
Halftime: Lithuania 1, USA 0
The US has yet to get off a shot, while I have 6 shots, 3 on-target. Gotta keep this up.
78' Lmao. Bradley has basically a free goal, receiving a cross just in front of the goalline, if he heads it, but instead he decides to blast it wide with his foot. Good thinking. Also hey DONOVAN'S playing, IMAGINE TAKING HIM TO A WORLD CUP SO THAT I COULD HAVE SEEN HIM PLAY, HUH.
FULL TIME: Lithuania 1, USA 0
"USA pride themselves on their spirit and their determination. It's helped them come back and win games - not this one." damn right. USA managed to attempt 2 shots in the 2nd half, but finished with 0 on-target.

With USA playing Germany, I likely only need a draw vs Egypt to advance, but a win would guarantee me a spot in the last 16.

Group H
Portugal 3 (Ronaldo, Moutinho, Coentrao), Croatia 0
South Korea 1 (Ja Cheol), Cameroon 0

Group Standings after 2 matches:

* = advanced to Round of 16
x = eliminated

Group A
Brazil - 4pts, +4 GD
Sweden - 4pts, +1 GD
Honduras - 3pts, -2 GD
x-Nigeria - 0pts, -3 GD

Group B
Spain - 4pts, +1 GD
Colombia - 2pts, 0 GD (2 goals scored)
Iran - 2pts, 0 GD (1 goal scored)
Netherlands - 1pt, -1 GD

Group C
Australia - 4pts, +1 GD
Russia - 3pts, 0 GD
South Africa - 2pts, 0 GD
Argentina - 1pt, -1 GD

Group D
Oman - 6pts, +3 GD
Italy - 3pts, +1 GD
England - 3pts, -1 GD
Mexico - 0pts, -3 GD

Group E
*France - 6pts, +4 GD
*Chile - 6pts, +3 GD
x-Switzerland - 0pts, -3 GD
x-Costa Rica - 0pts, -4 GD

Group F
*Ivory Coast - 6pts, +5 GD
*Uruguay - 6pts, +4 GD
x-Japan - 0pts, -4 GD
Greece - 0pts, -5 GD

Group G
*Germany - 6pts, +6 GD
Lithuania - 3pts, -1 GD
USA - 1pt, -1 GD
Egypt - 1pt, -4 GD

Group H
*Portugal - 6pts, +5 GD
South Korea - 3pts, -1 GD
Croatia - 3pts, -2 GD
x-Cameroon - 0pts, -2 GD
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