Lurker > TheCurseX2

Yes, didn't any of you n00bs use the character generator?
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Fettuccine posted...

Toned no abs is top tier

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I'm convinced the Pope is actually Mephisto.
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Zodiac Killer reading the newspaper,

"This kid is getting tons of ass in prison and here I am masturbating and pretending to be Ted Cruz."
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A girl that calls me "daddy" kills all semblance of attraction I'll ever have to her.
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If you want to see her face get caved in, watch The Killer Inside Me.
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008Zulu posted...

TheCurseX2 posted...

This is one of those movies a girl makes you watch so you can maybe get a blowjob as reward for it.

It's kinda awkward if the movie makes her cry at the end, and she continues to cry as she performs oral on you.

Just makes it better in my eyes.
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This is one of those movies a girl makes you watch so you can maybe get a blowjob as reward for it.
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Kajagogo posted...

TheCurseX2 posted...

they can call out pussies that are hiding in corners and get them exposed on every other player's radar as a "lost little lamb" or something gimmicky like that.

Why would anyone waste their time looking for people being passive by hiding in a corner? Save them for last. Take out the real competition/threats, then go for the lambs.

That'd be one tactic, however I'd also make it so lambs provide a proper bonus to the first person that kills them such as a multiplier. Thing is, I wouldn't tell the lamb they're a lamb. They'll have zero idea they are exposed to everybody else.

One thing that accumulates over time though are kill points and cinematic points. Kill points are as they appear, stuff you get from killing others and are typically for hasty or efficient sorts. No nonsense types. Cinematic points are more difficult to accumulate because they require a much more sinister sort of person. If you pose a dead body by, say, hanging them by a rope so that most other players can see what you did then you get cinematic points. If you fuck with someone's head and stalk them before ending them, you get cinematic points (think of how Michael Myers has the obsession mechanic from Dead by Daylight). That sort of stuff.

The difference is, kill points is just general 'currency' you can use to unlock cosmetic stuff or act as ways to get access to better traits or perks. Cinematic points, however, puts your character on feature films to be watched on the main Rockstar site. You're on proud display, a real slash star. A leaderboard without being called a leaderboard.
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Could you imagine it, though? With how popular streaming games has become, Rockstar could do some clever shit with Manhunt 3.

Keep the game stealth and melee focused, ranged weapons are extremely rare and of very limited use. Have the game come happily packaged with a spectator mode that hooks it up to something like YT or Twitch and makes it look like some real deep dark web/red room shit. Grainy, cheap camcorders with multiple angles of the surroundings, the audience can express their approval towards a particularly brutal player that's cleaning house, they can call out pussies that are hiding in corners and get them exposed on every other player's radar as a "lost little lamb" or something gimmicky like that.

And if everybody wants to be a sissy and just hide, the Director sends his Cerberus Unit in to annihilate the entire game and all the players get fuck-all for wasting everyone's time. LOL
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And I'm not talking some stupid goofy shit like H1Z1, PUBG or Fortnite. All these lame as fuck shooters that barely control well or have some lame gimmick like 'building' things in a flash. Instead what this genre needs is a real AAA juggernaut to come in and give these kids a real taste of hunting and killing.

There's only one IP, one game that could possibly break this generic early access shit-smearing rut.

Manhunt 3.

$$$$ Bruddas, $$$$
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ledbowman posted...

Welcome to why GameFAQs is dying.
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What a god.
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Via_Negativa posted...

calling somebody a clown is against the ToU now... smfh...

this site has always had cringeworthy moderation...

i love when i overturn a moderation and rub it right in their face.

The best is how they claim they have different people look at your disputes but it's never true. It's the same guy that moderated you, not even the "admin" sees that shit if you get that high up.
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lmao
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Are those real girls in the thumbnail? They don't have bruises on them.
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Frollo will always be the #1 Disney villain.
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I traded my holo Machamp for Mr. Mime and Ditto.

I was a great hustler back in those days. Kids were so fucking lol since they thought, "WOW HE DOES A LOT OF DAMAGE, GIMME GIMME, TAKE THESE SHITTY 10/20 DAMAGE POKEMON WITH BADASS POWERS."
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Alpha Meowth:

Walks on two legs
Talks like a human
Makes you rich by producing coins
Has a badass intro
Has a lot of blimps and hot air balloons
Can evolve into the Chad Persian
Loyal af
Adorable
Down with stealing shit
Invulnerable to death

Beta Pikachu:

Can't communicate properly
Can't run on two legs
Got his ass kicked by Spearow, fucking Spearow
Always wants attention
Refuses to go in a pokeball and acts like a petulant little shit if you try to stuff him in one
Refuses to evolve into the Chad Raichu because he's a fucking disgrace
Weak to Psychic Pokemon, literally gets countered by a dude that carries a spoon

Your move.
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Yeah, she can get directions to a treadmill.
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ninjarobot_22 posted...

I can't even scroll past the first page.

GameFAQs likes to produce that overloaded Angelfire site feeling.
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Ass implants look so trashy.
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Also, are any of the exclusive cards from the first Pokemon movie or the Pokemon TCG on Game Boy Colour of any real worth?
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I'm talking stuff up until like, the "Dark" cards.
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That dude is like 5'3 rofl
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gafemaqs posted...

TheCurseX2 posted...

The shot when Laurie is trying to get over the shock of discovering her dead friends and then Michael's mask slowly creeps into view from the darkness is fucking 10/10.

"The Shape"

Exactly. I wish more horror directors took influence from that scene in particular. No randomly cheap jump scare or loud noises to accompany it, just that looming dread that something in the shadows is taking form and emerging.
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The shot when Laurie is trying to get over the shock of discovering her dead friends and then Michael's mask slowly creeps into view from the darkness is fucking 10/10.
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And those same fans will continue to slutshame Paige and say someone like Mandy Rose should just fuck for a living instead.

Weirdos.
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Harpie posted...

I mean at least youre mildly entertaining so you got that going for you

You could learn something from me. It'll break you out of this, "but I have a vagina, be interested in me" rut you're in.
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I bet y'all say some goofy shit on profiles like, "They say I look like Kit Harrington." LOL

Dude above looks like Silent Bob without the hat. LOL
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Do some of you dudes with long hair own a mirror?
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I hear psychology is introducing a new coping technique called, "At least you're not Harpie."

So far it has been a great success.
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Thanks Reis, I'm sure you've been the blunt end of many jokes yourself.
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Resolution posted...

leverageblargh posted...

Man, Curse just plays y'all like a fiddle every time

Dude's a master at this game by now

Like JMO he's quickly adapted to the new rules too without compromising efficiency

He submitted like 4 moddable posts, doesn't seem like he's adapting pretty well

"Adapting very well."

This is my 1st account.

You're on your 14th.

I get what's going on here though, Reis is probably some regular that has severe depression and me, being an outsider, came in with my high testosterone and aggression setting his ass aflame and I'm the bully now.

Maybe he should cut that fuckin' birds nest he calls hair and look like a humanoid like the rest of us.
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A lot of people getting upset over the dude with tangly hair and 3/10 looks. :s
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You'd all say it was me stealing pictures and then want a sign picture of me.

Deal with the fact that Reis looks like a librarian trans.
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Resolution posted...

TheCurseX2 posted...

I also thought Reis was trans or a really ugly girl.

You probably tend to think that about everybody because you look like you got hit by a truck

The dude looks like an Argonian with hair. LOL
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I also thought Reis was trans or a really ugly girl.
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They just don't want to go to school. Slackers.
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Too boyish.
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At least he has the balls to post it, unlike most of you.

Prove me wrong, show me better or shut your mouths.

Respect to TC for stepping up.
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Must make for some awkward wiping.
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I mean, this isn't Teenage Dream Katy Perry, sure, GRANTED, but it's still Katy Perry.
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Trust me, that's the highlight of that guy's sexual life.

He's 19 and he looks in his 30s with that fast balding.
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Pepys Monster posted...

Nah, I already have a girl. Also, the mermaid couldn't go to raves with me.

Sounds like everyone has your girl. LOL
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thepope_3290 posted...

Neither held a candle to someone like J.Lo

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BlueScum posted...

When the credits roll.

Fuck that movie.

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TheCyborgNinja posted...

The one who wrote "4. Itchy. Tasty." It's funny picturing a zombie trying to write his innermost thoughts.

Guy's a maniac.

WHEREDHEBITEME
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