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Kurumiee posted...

if so. what if (s)he wanted to kiss you?

Peek on the cheek is okay?
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... in a 10 mile radius

Would you go for it?
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18 years ago:


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Man that was a long time ago
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What's with the "extra dip" thing
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Other countries don't give a shit about NK they just don't want nukes pointed at them

It really doesn't seem like anything will ever be done to actually improve the lives of north koreans
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I just don't see how this so-called peace would work.

North Korea functions 100% on propaganda. They will never allow people to see what their country is truly like. It's not like people will just be able to drive north from Seoul and go grocery shopping in NK
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Well, it's been criticized by environmentalists. That alone is enough for a lot of people to be fully supportive of it.
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Child nudity isn't necessarily pornographic.

There was a court case in Ontario that describes in what case "nudist" videos can be considered CP:

https://www.canlii.org/en/on/onsc/doc/2015/2015onsc3080/2015onsc3080.html

Interesting read
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I really don't think much at all is going to change in NK.

Their people will still be prisoners. People will still get shot and killed trying to escape the country. Prison camps will still be filled with entire families because someone said a bad word about Kim.

The only difference will be the face they put out.

Remember how in the past every other year they would make threats until they got a bunch of freebies and backed down.
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If You Change a Babys Diaper in Arizona, You Can Now Be Convicted of Child Molestation

The Arizona Supreme Court issued a stunning and horrifying decision on Tuesday, interpreting a state law to criminalize any contact between an adult and a childs genitals. According to the court, the laws sweep encompasses wholly innocent conduct, such as changing a diaper or bathing a baby. As the stinging dissent notes, parents and other caregivers in the state are now considered to be child molesters or sex abusers under Arizona law. Those convicted under the statute may be imprisoned for five years.

Thankfully, this was later found unconstitutional. I mean, what the actual fuck.
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Basically, a female police officer was sunbathing topless.

The sting was that whenever a man would strike a conversation with her, she would basically show him her boobs and ask him to show her his genitals.

When he did, the cops swarmed in and arrested him.

I mean, wtf.

https://www.youthdebates.org/t/topless-woman-lured-perverts-in-police-sting/20377
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Solar_Crimson posted...

It's a shame that suggesting a reform to sex offender laws is political suicide.

That's the thing. You'd be the candidate who "sided with the pedophiles".

It's just so easy to get labeled as something negative to kill your political career... and the result is that there's some pretty fucked up things that will never get fixed.
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I can't believe how young the prince started balding tho
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Meh she's okay
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Well he doesn't even need that damage control.

A video could come up of Trump strangling thousands of people to death with his genitals and half the country would still defend him.
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meestermj posted...

That second one is fucking stupid holy shit.

The worst thing is that when someone looks up that person they're going to find that they've been found guilty of "being party to child molestation" which essentially is going to make the person look like a fucking monster.
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Scotty_Rogers posted...

wat do

nuthin'
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... this along with many, many other things that can make you a sex offender.

Of course, it depends on the state.

https://www.menshealth.com/trending-news/a19541024/you-might-be-sex-offender-and-not-know-it/

In 2004, Julie Ameroa 37-year-old substitute teacher in Norwich, Connecticutwas teaching a seventh grade language class when her laptop computer, which was visible to students, began displaying pop-up ads for pornographic websites.

The pop-ups never went away, she said, according to a court transcript. It was one after another. They were continuous. Every time I clicked the box in the corner, the red box, the red X, more were generated.

When parents learned of the unexpected sex lesson, charges were filed against Ameroa total of 10 counts of risk of injury to a minor, or impairing the morals of a child.

Facing 40 years behind bars and a required sex offender registration, the teacher pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge and surrendered her state teaching credentials.

This one is ridiculous: allowing your teen to have sex:

5. You are a parent who allows your teen to have sex

When Janet Allison's 15-year-old daughter got pregnant in 2002, she allowed her 17-year-old boyfriend to move into her Georgia home. This got her convicted for being a party to child molestation.

She remains a registered sex offendereven though her daughter later married the boyfriend.

And if you really need to pee and there's no available bathroom, you better hold it in:

1. You pee in public

Juan Matamoros was arrested for public urination in Massachusetts in 1986. And that branded him a sex offender to this day in Florida, which lists his crime as Sex Offense, Other State (Open and Gross Lewd & Lascivious Behavior2 Counts).

In 2007, Matamoros had to move his family because he was not allowed to live within 2,500 feet of a city park, and his registry entry now lists him as transient.

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IslamMD posted...

Around 300 Sex offenders can't find anywhere to legally live

Okay something's very wrong with this. I mean wtf.

Especially since being a sex offender doesn't necessarily mean you assaulted a kid or something. Theoretically, someone who got super drunk at a bar with a friend and got caught peeing behind a tree can be made to register as a sex offender. The definition is extremely broad.
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I thought he was snoop lion now?
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Any hope for those stuck in prison camps with their entire families?
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So will they allow families to be reunited now or is that still out of the question?
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k now I see it. weird
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Where's the pic of the dog? The link brought me to an article about meagan markle breastfeeding
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I own a lot of socks. Does it count?
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Vicious_Dios posted...

I'm a cell-phone addict, and own a white GMC Denali.

Swing at me, peons.

*swings*
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You have a fully functional talking, thinking head of Sean Hannity instead of your genitals.

Also, the real Sean Hannity's head is replaced by what used to be your genitals.

What do you do?
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DoctorPiranha3 posted...

awesome999 posted...

TIL a guy born 2000 years ago somewhere in the Middle East is white

What else would he be?

For all we know he might have been african-american
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Wouldn't be suprised if this leads to "japanese only" trains smh
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pikachupwnage posted...

Also question... does this include the penises of unborn babies? Is it always or mostly fatal?

And what kind of exploding? Like just spontaneously bursting into blood and flesh? Just popping like a ballon? Like a miniature bomb(say like a shaped charge that blows the hinges off a door) or we talking Micheal bay explosions?

It's gonna be fatal in most cases, maybe a few will survive. Not enough to blow their body to pieces but enough to destroy the bladder with it
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There are 7.6 billion people on the earth so about 3.8 billion males

This means that after 3.8 billion seconds there wont be any penises left in the world except yours, since yours is exempt (if you're a guy)

Deal?
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Southernfatman posted...

Here's the potential outcomes:

-Police absolves themselves of their wrongdoing

-The officer gets a slap on the wrist

-Officer gets fired, but joins another department in another city/county

Justice never is served when it comes to cops.

Or, the cop say the guy was banging his head on the ground with a lot of force and the cop was trying to hold him back, which made it look like he was slamming his head on the ground.
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Dude why
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What's racist about round glasses? They're racist against squares?
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1.4 is rounded to 1

So 1.4 + 1.4

Is rounded to 1 + 1

But 1.4 + 1.4 = 2.8

2.8 is rounded to 3

So 1 + 1 = 3

Penis.
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I know someone who said he had it as a joke. 15 minutes later black helicopters were seen hovering around his house.

He was later found wandering aimlessly in a village in Siberia, having lost his memory.

It's real.
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http://www.conservapedia.com/Racism

Support for Racism

Liberals attempt to divide the races into different social classes through the use of racial quotas and affirmative action and place value on people and judge them based on their race and/or skin color. While most Americans look forward to a "post-racial America," where race is not a factor in a person's success, liberal interests demand that people's success depend on government intervention, and so attempt to artificially affect hiring and admissions decisions in order to keep certain people dependent on and grateful to the government for their livelihoods.

Many Democrat presidents from Woodrow Wilson to Barack Obama either were racist or had racist sympathies. Woodrow Wilson believed that blacks were inferior, and segregated Washington, D.C., but also believed that Italians were even more inferior,[1] and he later appointed his anti-Semitic attorney general James McReynolds to the Supreme Court. According to Sigmund Freud, Wilson had a mental disorder. Franklin Roosevelt appointed Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard Hugo Black to the Supreme Court, and his vice president Harry Truman, a Ku Klux Klan sympathizer, wrote a letter to his own wife condemning blacks and Orientals. John F. Kennedy admired Hitler,[2] and his father Joe opposed US entry into World War II out of anti-Semitism, while Kennedys vice president Lyndon Johnson had said I will have those n---ers vote Democrat for the next 200 years. While Johnson also appointed NAACP lawyer Thurgood Marshall the first African American Supreme Court Justice, a young White House attorney recommended Federal Judge William Henry Hastiewho had been Marshall's professor at Harvard Law Schoolas a more qualified African American candidate, but LBJ rejected the light-skinned Hastie, explaining, "Son, when I appoint a ni--er to the court, I want everyone to know he's a ni--er." According to The Real Jimmy Carter by Steven Hayward, Jimmy Carter did nothing to help the desegregation cause in the South, but sometimes did the opposite, and like Bill Clinton, endorsed racist candidates for political offices. Bill Clintons wife Hillary made anti-Semitic comments before while the father of Bills vice president Al Gore was a segregationist senator. Barack Obamas church was Trinity United Church of Christ, a Black Liberation Theology Church, and his vice-president Joe Biden made racist comments about South Asians.

It is unknown why liberals feel the need to interfere in the lives and careers of hard-working African Americans, but it is likely due to a condescending attitude towards the African American community, which boasts some of the highest church attendance rates in the country and is therefore directly opposed to the liberal secularist agenda.

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And this lol:

https://tinyurl.com/yc27al78v
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Watch at about 0:25
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The guy voicing Darth Vader was black.
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A black baby discovered in China and his only identifying characteristic was a birth mark?
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"Gimme your full name so I can file a complaint!"

*points camera at cashier's face*
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A lawsuit filed by a "COMMITTEE TO DEFEND THE PRESIDENT" is hardly proof of anything.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Committee_to_Defend_the_President
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Plot twist: she hacked the hackers
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Oatcakes posted...

Jiek_Fafn posted...

As shitty as US coverage is, it's clear that many posters here don't understand the concept of insurance to begin with.

Do other countries not have car insurance? It works the same way.

People aren't cars though.

That's the thing.

Almost very country on the planet consider health insurance to be something fundamentally different from fire insurance, flood insurance, etc. It's not the same thing. At all.
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America is the best country in the world if you're rich.

If you're not, then if you accidentally snip off your pee pee while doing origami you lose your house in hospital bills.
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The danger is not when a looney politician does shit like this.

The danger is when a large portion of the voting public agree with it.
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Do sabertooth tigers like protein powder?
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If if you look at the rocks too long, the stars fall on your head.
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