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Which Buu? Which Juggernaut? Was it Eighth Day Juggernaut who had his "unstoppable" gimmick jacked up so much he could plow through dimensions at will?
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As much as I dislike the character, he should probably have representation

Negan (The Walking Dead)
Villainous Male Human
1/week

Negan is as seen in The Walking Dead carrying Lucille.

We Are All Negan (Pre-Battle) - Negan's cult of personality stretches far. During Wartime, Negan may declare this ability to change the names of all mercs on his team to "Negan". From that point onward, the first pre-selected enemy ability directed at Negan's team must be declared at Negan, in effect randomizing it between all the Negans. This ability will then go on recharge for two weeks.

Eenie Meenie Miney Moe (Trigger) - Of course should a newly random ability happen to hit Negan Prime after the prior ability's declaration, Negan will respond in his usual fashion by clonking the offending merc on the head with Lucille a number of times equal to their upkeep at the start of battle. This effect will only occur if the original Negan is fielded that week.

Ability Upgrade

The Lucille battering will now occur regardless of whether the original Negan is fielded, so long as he is hit by an enemy ability after declaring We Are All Negan.

Ability Upgrade

After declaring We Are All Negan, the enemy team will be informed that the team they were to be facing that week has been mysteriously replaced with Negans. They will be incapable of formulating a pre-battle plan for the week's battle.

Terrain

Sanctuary - The compound as seen in The Walking Dead, complete with live Walkers attached to the fences. It may not be left.
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ExThaNemesis posted...

"Reality Warper" as though he's somehow on the same plane as Erza Planeswalker when Ipkiss doesn't have any actual feats.

Broly still blows up the Earth immediately and wins. GG

That will surely bother Ipkiss...wait, he and Lobo casually blew up a solar system while fighting

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/12/120267/5132102-8268037492-90771.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f0/d6/33/f0d6332a2dfbc7fea0898ceab619f73e.jpg
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If it's a reality warper versus a guy who hits things really hard, of course the reality warper will win. Why is this a debate
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For this one I think it needs more time, else it'd be really unfair to the higher upkeep mercs who need more votes to survive
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24 hours
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Indiana Jones and Daredevil escape death by Cube. Mumen Rider, Dark Magician, Guts, Palpatine and Duke Togo are KOed

...that's a pretty strong ability, all told
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Ordinarily I'd agree, except Guts has so much Dark Side in him that I don't think there's any way Palps could stop himself from going into puppetmaster mode
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It's kind of funny since teams going 1-0 on Croatia and then doing fuck all until Croatia sneaks a last minute goal in is how Croatia has beaten everyone
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Like, I think Palpatine could probably manage it skillwise, but I also don't think he can avoid pissing off Guts and provoking a fight to the death before he gets there
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Anyone who gets out alive by any means
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Palpatine seems to get respect enough to beat most everyone he's up against fightwise. Here though he'd pretty much be the guy everyone gangs up on once he proves to be overly evil
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lol England trying to goad a fight and dude just being "Nope"
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So if you shoulderblock the goalkeeper into his own goal it's totally a point, right
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lol every Croatia game goes to penalties
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So if everyone's plopped in a small room, I feel like they all will take a moment to get a read on each other before anything commences. Duke is an assassin, I don't think he'd go after Guts until he had a clear shot. Daredevil would read hearts, figure out Mumen's a good guy, Indy's a good guy, the three of them would take off. Palps and Guts would annoy the fuck out of each other, but Palps would think he's a useful tool. Dark Magician does whatever

Palps talks Mumen into heroically leading the way into the first trap, Mumen dies. I still don't think the group would break into fisticuffs yet, though this would be the end of anyone trusting Palps. Eventually Duke is going to try to take his shot at Guts...unfortunately Guts is really good at sniffing that stuff out, Duke dies. Palpatine gloats about the DARKNESS and whatnot

I think the remainder probably get near to the end by following Daredevil and Indy, but Palps is eventually going to piss Guts off and trigger his rage mode. Dark Magician dies trying to help Guts, Guts and Palps get incinerated via fighting in a deathtrap.

Indy and Daredevil escape
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Palps: Go on, boy, prove your heroism!

Mumen: Okay! *dies horribly*
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Out of these guys, Daredevil wouldn't fight anyone off the bat, neither would Indy, neither would Mumen. Palps would probably think he could manipulate all the darkness in Guts, no need to kill him yet. Guts is busy immediately killing Duke. I don't know anything about Dark Magician's personality
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Indy and Daredevil would probably have an evasive fight scene, then decide they're the only sane people in the Cube and team up on it
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I mean busting through a wall would just take him into the next room. He could just as easily use the door
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I can't help but think Palpatine would have loads of fun with all the inner strife Guts is sporting

Then again the moment Palps started going on about DESTINY I think Guts would bitch slap him, he doesn't play that crap
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/76795690

lol I randomed into Indy twice for the 2/weeks
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Mumen Rider, Indiana Jones, Daredevil, Dark Magician, Guts, Emperor Palpatine and Duke Togo have been trapped in the Cube! Location of the fight: The Cube - The structure as seen in the original Cube film. All mercs will begin in the starting chamber with no information provided to them and no knowledge how they arrived. Who will escape?

Guidelines

- The fight will occur in real-time (like an FMV sequence), focusing on how the characters would function in a real-time environment.

- "Broken" refers to a lot of things, including insta-death, auto-effects, a variety of status effects (e.g., Imp, Silence, Stop, *not* Poison), and revival. Unless stated otherwise, nobody has them, though do use your own discretion.

- There may be SPOILERS from all of the shows/movies the characters are from.

Rules for Voting

- Bold your votes (using bold HTML tags).

- You do not need to require justification for your vote, though the admins reserve the right to disqualify votes in the advent of obvious alt voting and other similar scenarios.

- Leaders cannot vote for their own teams, but they are free to argue their case.

- If you want to switch your votes simply bold the change; there's no need to delete your post, though you may if you wish.

- This match will end in 24 hours.

All mercs have been brought to the starting room of the Cube. There are no teams, everyone will work at their own discretion.

Rather than voting for a team, vote on which mercs you think will be able to escape the Cube alive.

Mumen Rider is as he appears in One-Punch Man, with access to the Bicycle of Justice and all of his techniques.

Indiana Jones is as he appears during his first three films. He carries his trusty bullwhip, a revolver and a satchel to carry loot in.

Daredevil is seen in his TV series (no comic feats) carrying his billy club and wearing his most upgraded armor.

The Dark Magician is as it appears in the Egypt arc of Yu-Gi-Oh!, though it has all feats from the card game. It may freely generate Magical Hats and utilize Thousand Knives, though Thousand Knives does not instantly kill and he can never generate more than four hats at a time.

Guts is as seen up to the Fantasia arc of Berserk. He comes to battle fully-healed and rested, weilding the Dragonslayer, and wearing the Berserker Armor.

Emperor Palpatine is as he appears in Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith, with his lightsaber and all abilities seen therein and in Return of the Jedi.

Duke Togo is as he appears in the Golgo 13 animated series and movies, carrying a revolver and his custom M16. He has been hired to kill Guts. This is his sole objective in the fight, he will attempt to do so by any means possible and will leave if he succeeds.
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Y'know what, I think I'm going to make a topic for giggles. One random person from each tier, see how it goes. And Golgo after someone too because why not
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Kool Aid Man, Indiana Jones, Darkwing Duck, Jason Voorhees, Twilight Sparkle and Darth Vader are trapped in the Cube. Also Golgo 13 is here, hired to kill Jason
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She managed to put a dragon to sleep. Then it snored and set her on fire
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Ghost was a great villain. As said, the only reason she even has for "villainy" is that she's literally dying without getting the Macguffin, so fuck you, people getting in the way

I really want her to get a solo movie. Three days to live, she obviously can't get the cure Scott's holding, so she has to find her own or die. That would be amazing
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Logan is the one that comes to mind that would still be an amazing movie even if the comics never existed
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lol

Cube (Cube)
Neutral Genderless Robot
3/week (Pure Support)

Save Yourselves From Yourselves (Pre-Battle) - Big Brother may not be watching, but Mercs is. Every four weeks, this ability may be declared to grab six random enemy mercs and stuff them into the starting room of The Cube as seen in the first movie. A side topic will be held, the ideal teammates clause will be erased for those mercs, and voters will vote on who would escape the Cube, if any. If any individual merc receives a number of votes equal to their upkeep, they will be considered safe. Any merc who does not reach their number by the end of the topic will be KOed.

Ability Upgrade

The Cube is upgraded to the Hypercube as seen in Cube 2, with the same escape rules applying.
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We are in a timeline where barringanunfortunateRomanReignswin we'll have the WWE Champ fighting the UFC champ in a UFC match. What
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Too bad Ireland never goddamn goes anywhere and is more interested in rugby. Latching on to Croatia because I have a friend from there it is
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Annnnnnnd penalties with one team's goalie half dead
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And we're into "Refs say fuck it" time
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Subasic is a one legged man in an ass kicking contest
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Croatia is a gutsy ass team, between the last game that just went *forever* and now this one where everyone is injured
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Every player on Russia watching the ball: Buuuuuuh?
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This is turning into Mutant League Football, Croatia is going to lose via too few players left alive
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*dainty little kick* Ow
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Russia literally gonna win on a freak accident
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Belly SLAP
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You dirty Russian swine have a lovely national anthem
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Betsy Palmer has a great line. Paraphrasing, "I'll still get people coming up to me at conventions and such, asking me to hold their child for a photo. I'm just like...I'm flattered, but *why!?*"
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Finally watched Crystal Lake Memories all the way through. The ending was great

They finally retconned in Evil Tommy Jarvis as God intended. Also all the cast repeating their lines, except Reboot Jason just getting annoyed he didn't have lines
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So I watched Cube, I've seen that before but it's still fun. I watched Cube 2, I hadn't seen it before, that...was kind of a mindfuck
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Then I watched Sleepaway Camp, that was...just kind of sad and uncomfortable
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What is the link to the Tvmercs board? Needs to be updated with PATRIOTISM
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Man, Shudder channel is pretty cool. I watched Phenomena, which is pretty much Clock Tower: The Movie. That was delightful
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It's nearly the 4th, time to get PATRIOTIC

Uncle Sam Harper (Uncle Sam)
Villainous Male Undead
3/week

Uncle Sam Harper is as he appears in Uncle Sam, armed with a sharpened US flag, hedge clippers, a meat cleaver, and cans of red, white and blue spraypaint. He retains his ability to teleport.

UNPATRIOTIC (Passive) - Uncle Sam has risen with his usual mission, to kill the UNPATRIOTIC. In Mercs terms, this means he may not target any enemy merc definitively from the United States. In exchange, no enemy Merc definitively *not* from the United States may target Sam either, as they will all be deemed UNPATRIOTIC at the start of Wartime. Should any ability from an UNPATRIOTIC enemy somehow hit him anyway, it will null and go on a week's recharge.

I Want You Dead (Start of Battle) - Even deceased, Sam carries the unbridled spirit of America. Each week, he may choose an enemy Merc and fill them with patriotism in the following ways.

For a week's recharge, Sam may begin the fight by spraying the chosen enemy in the face with red, white and blue spraypaint.

For two week's recharge, the enemy will find themselves mysteriously beginning the battle in a six foot empty grave located at the center of the terrain. They may escape if able.

For three week's recharge, the enemy merc will begin the battle hanging from their neck on a flagpole located on the center of the terrain. They may escape if able.

New Ability

Spirit of America (Pre-Battle) - Every week, Uncle Sam may bestow UNPATRIOTIC status upon an enemy Merc of his choosing. He may do this even to American enemies, and he may also declare this ability after he has been struck by an enemy ability should he not be KOed. That ability will then null and go on a week's recharge with no effect to Sam.

Terrain

Twin Rivers Festival - The 4th of July festival as seen in Uncle Sam, complete with fireworks display. The rest of the town is accessible.
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Armstrong was the definition of a tippy top 5. He'd do peachy against anyone lower than a 6, but most every 6 was thought to wreck him
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Man, Snake jobbed to Fortune, Selvaria is like Fortune on steroids
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