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TopicHello, I am Berry the banana
samurai bandit
03/16/18 12:13:05 PM
#27
Nice, I liked the previous banana topic. Thought the gimmick died there but seems I was wrong
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Topicif u cant afford to TIP, u probably can't afford to go OUT in the 1st place
samurai bandit
03/16/18 1:16:07 AM
#10
I'm posting in your topic, I deserve a tip.

You shouldn't be making a topic if you can't afford to tip for our posting services tbh
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TopicIllegal Immigrants are KILLED trying to flee ICE AGENTS now leave 6 Kids behind!
samurai bandit
03/16/18 12:45:11 AM
#40
Ben_Ruggiero posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
A criminal is a criminal regardless of the circumstances. It's not fair to law-abiding citizens for the government to pick and choose who gets a free pass. You either enforce the rules or don't have any. I'm not a hypocrite, my mom had to jump through the immigration hoops. It's only fair others do the same. If you're not successful, too bad. Nobody owes you anything.

Excellent post


So both of you do not jaywalk, Have never gone above the speed limit posted (not 10 above it), have never tried to get out of jury duty, have never pirated anything (music/movie/torrents/emulators..)? You must be a truly outstanding citizen. Otherwise you would be a criminal regardless of the circumstances...
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TopicHow do you tell your roommate you don't want to live together again
samurai bandit
03/16/18 12:07:46 AM
#9
Just tell him you are starting to get some feelings for him and that you've decided to go away to prevent ruining your existing relationship
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Topicyour driving a dying person to the hospital when a cop pulls you over
samurai bandit
03/15/18 11:59:42 PM
#27
Those who would call 911, not only you would be breaking the law by speeding + escaping from a cop but also due to using your phone while driving... i know that makes most sense but lol at how you need to break the law 3 times to save someone.
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TopicHow I saved up $600,000, quit my job, and traveled the world
samurai bandit
03/15/18 11:21:20 PM
#4
So, how did you do it?
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TopicI will rank where you live on a scale of 1-100,000,000
samurai bandit
03/15/18 10:55:27 PM
#8
Planet earth
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TopicIllegal Immigrants are KILLED trying to flee ICE AGENTS now leave 6 Kids behind!
samurai bandit
03/15/18 10:52:56 PM
#33
Ben_Ruggiero posted...
And immigrants are fine as long as they do it the proper way.


This is not true, not that CE would know or even care but legal immigrants are having a hard time too due to all the new changes from the new administration with some of them also being denied access even with proper documents... but these cases are not covered by the news since legal immigrants tend to be less reckless and wouldn't escape from the law and crash and end up in the news.
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Topici will close my account if this topic gets no more than 1 post
samurai bandit
03/12/18 10:24:10 PM
#5
TC could've just posted himself again as that was not against the rules...
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TopicSo are the deals on Shark Tank good or bad?
samurai bandit
03/11/18 11:18:16 PM
#4
How are they faked?
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TopicMy zoo recently got a red panda and omg it's the cutest damn thing ever
samurai bandit
03/11/18 8:32:28 PM
#4
This topic is missing something...
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TopicShould employees be allowed to use personal life as excuses to do less work?
samurai bandit
03/11/18 7:22:27 PM
#4
Yes they should. But only for real stuff, like if they just lie about it then the problem is not the kids but the employees themselves...
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TopicA million dollars but you can only spend $20 a week on food?
samurai bandit
03/11/18 3:15:03 AM
#27
Deal. Just buy food from another country (like Mexico) and $20 usd is easy to do a week.
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TopicThere is a problem with young kids getting access to violent games.
samurai bandit
03/09/18 2:50:26 AM
#16
Movies/series/cartoons have way more violence than videogames yet people ignore them.

Heck, ever seen tom & jerry? All jokes pretty much contain voilence. Game of thrones? Marvel/super heroes movies?
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TopicA cabin where I work is haunted
samurai bandit
03/09/18 2:43:38 AM
#113
masticatingman posted...
I dont know a ton about ghosts but poltergeists are definitely a thing. Ive had experiences at an apartment and when I stay at my parents house, and neither are old places...both date back to the 70s at most. Ive had several experiences where Ill hear loud banging sounds coming from nearby unoccupied rooms, as if somebody threw an object hard on the floor. Have even had other witnesses before that heard the same shit at the apartment.


So don't want to scare you or anything but it could be lots of things besides ghosts.

Example normal cracking sounds due to houses expanding or shrinking due to temperatue change. Or some bugs/animal that made its way inside the house structure (this is even more scary than ghosts and it actually happened to me once). It could very well be just something outside the house on the roof but due to acoustics it could seem to come from a different place.
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TopicI bought a Switch today.
samurai bandit
03/07/18 5:27:05 PM
#9
So, I got modded under the new rules for creating a topic with a serious title and the post being a joke similar to this topic.

However a mod can do it and not get modded? Talk about double standards -.-"

i actually like these topics but I'm still mad they are apparently moddable as fun is against the TOS

</random rant>

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TopicYou can only save one: Your dog, or someone else's toddler.
samurai bandit
03/07/18 5:08:52 PM
#159
The toddler

becausw otherwise Im sure I would get sued for saving the dog because people sue for everything in this time and age
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TopicA cabin where I work is haunted
samurai bandit
03/06/18 4:48:39 AM
#59
Have you considered placing cameras? Besides helping to rule out intruders (or lol ghosts) they would also be a good future security mechanism.
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TopicWoman dumps popcorn on 2 year old at movie theater for talking during the movie
samurai bandit
03/04/18 3:20:10 PM
#120
TheGrindery posted...
A contusion from a paper popcorn bucket?

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TopicI like how all these phone devs say removing the headphone jack saves space
samurai bandit
03/02/18 6:15:03 PM
#19
I dont really get their mindset:

"Hey we removed the headphone jack so your phone is more slimmer so it is easier to carry and takes less space!"

Also Apple, "by the way take this odd jack adapter that is very inconvenient and you will need to carry effectively taking more space and being super easy to lose".

Like if you argue you care about size and not feature go create a 10 usd phone that is only calls and SMS with no need of adapters that according to Apple are not useful hence they removed them...
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