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TopicDoes anyone on CE want to chat with you on discord *exclusively*
Uncle Choad
07/11/18 3:15:45 PM
#17
I only use Gadu Gadu for online chatting.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicI kinda miss the R word as an insult.
Uncle Choad
07/11/18 3:09:35 PM
#105
"Ignore mean things people say to you" = "words don't have any meaning"

This is what they teach in schools today, folks.

Conflict posted...
Who even said anything about "punching someone"?


It's an example of why children are taught to not react to 'words' regarding bullying.
You see all the videos of people fighting over nonsense? Those people weren't taught to let things go.
Very easy to goad kids into violence/fighting when they're young.

Any community with terrible parents is guaranteed to have high violence because this one lesson wasn't taught.

Kid wishes he was taught this.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicI kinda miss the R word as an insult.
Uncle Choad
07/11/18 2:42:17 PM
#102
1337toothbrush posted...
It's stupid (see what I did there?) how vilified the word has become even though there are plenty of alternatives that mean the exact same thing that these same people will not bat an eyelash at when used. It also happens to be the most fun to say, so that's the saddest part.

Are we just going to keep banning words whenever people decide to get triggered by them? There are a couple words that trigger me hard when I hear them, but I don't demand people stop using them. I bear it because I'm not a weak crybaby. Gee, I wonder if the words "weak" or "crybaby" will make the banned words list in the future. I'm sure "stupid" will at some point.


Using euphemisms somehow makes you "not an asshole" because of how they sound.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicI still don't know what Discord is.
Uncle Choad
07/11/18 2:40:34 PM
#2
I have no idea what any of this new stuff is.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicI kinda miss the R word as an insult.
Uncle Choad
07/11/18 2:05:40 PM
#99
Conflict posted...
I should just tell people to kill themselves and that they're completely worthless. Their fault for getting offended, words have no meaning

This is how Trump supporters actually think


Why would you say that to someone?
Kid gets all upset and starts being all hyperbolic, then pretends that an entire group of people are like that.

Imagine being upset that you're told to ignore mean words growing up.

"No mom, I want to get all mad and punch somebody because I can't ignore it!"

Kid didn't have good parents.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicI kinda miss the R word as an insult.
Uncle Choad
07/11/18 2:01:36 PM
#97
Conflict posted...
"learn how to not be an asshole"


There it is, folks.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicMore Americans are murdered by Knives than Rifles.
Uncle Choad
07/11/18 1:56:06 PM
#19
MedzXVIII posted...
Trump and his fascist government have to much power so we should ban guns


And give them more of our money!1!!!11
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicI kinda miss the R word as an insult.
Uncle Choad
07/11/18 1:55:34 PM
#92
Kid wants children to be upset.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicMore Americans are murdered by Knives than Rifles.
Uncle Choad
07/11/18 1:51:16 PM
#17
Gun control advocates just don't want to admit that the average American is a good person, and it's pretty much the reason why there is so much peace in the world.

We do things the best.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicI kinda miss the R word as an insult.
Uncle Choad
07/11/18 1:48:11 PM
#89
I'm not sure you're getting what I'm saying.

Were you not taught by your mother to ignore the mean kids when you were like 5?
Literally what the "sticks and stones" was meant to teach.

Unless you don't realize that children say mean things to each other because they're children, and children get upset over little things because they're children, and it's the easiest way to avoid problems is to tell them to ignore it.

Do you not understand that?

Or do you think I'm making up that nobody called anybody a name prior to 1996?
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicMore Americans are murdered by Knives than Rifles.
Uncle Choad
07/11/18 1:43:13 PM
#13
DragonGirlYuki posted...
Mass shootings make a small portion of total murders, but are excellent for media sensationalism which makes people think they are more common than they actually are.


Dude the media doesn't sensationalize anything. We are living the in the most peaceful time in human history, which is why we need more "undocumented" movements of people and less weapons.

Next thing you'll probably accuse them of using children at props, too.

Inappropriate.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicI kinda miss the R word as an insult.
Uncle Choad
07/11/18 1:37:04 PM
#87
Conflict posted...
Uncle Choad posted...
Sad_Face posted...
BlockAddition posted...
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never harm me"


Lies the World teaches you for $800, Alex.


It's more of "don't let words hurt you, or you're going to have a miserable existence".

Whoa, an entire generation of people hurt over simple words. Imagine that.


Lmao you think people weren't hurt by words until now?

Hahahahahahaha oh man

Your history education has utterly failed you


It's how you teach a child to not let name calling bother them. The younger generation is very soft because we had to censor everybody from using potentially offensive words (PC). I'm convinced it was just a social tactic to neuter any criticism, though.

MFW literally every act of violence starts with some type of communication, and therefore words are the most dangerous thing in the world.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicI kinda miss the R word as an insult.
Uncle Choad
07/11/18 12:42:05 PM
#85
Sad_Face posted...
BlockAddition posted...
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never harm me"


Lies the World teaches you for $800, Alex.


It's more of "don't let words hurt you, or you're going to have a miserable existence".

Whoa, an entire generation of people hurt over simple words. Imagine that.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicMore Americans are murdered by Knives than Rifles.
Uncle Choad
07/11/18 12:40:37 PM
#10
Darkman124 posted...
Milkman5 posted...
Rifles are not convenient for murder.


they are, however, convenient for mass murder, which has a perceived lack of predictability and associated breach of the illusion of safety.

given their use in shootings at schools against children, they take higher priority in many people's minds, because children are considered more important to protect than many times their number of adults.


Instead of making moves to protect them, let's make moves to blame innocent people and piss off half the country real quick.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicMore Americans are murdered by Knives than Rifles.
Uncle Choad
07/11/18 12:39:53 PM
#8
Is anyone else not too bothered by either one of these? I think more Americans need rifles if anything.

Gotta protect ourselves from the Fascist Emperor Donald Trump, right?

Stock up, fellas!

Also, remind the Democrat party not to push gun control right before people get their tax returns. Not a smart move.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicLol why is Progressive trying to replace Flo with Jaime?
Uncle Choad
07/11/18 12:38:12 PM
#2
Don't assume he's a dude.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicSo what ever happened with the whole "Muh Russia"?
Uncle Choad
07/11/18 12:37:40 PM
#29
The media got sick of it because it stopped making them money, so they manufactured a couple other things.

They're already over the Supreme Court pick, too. They can't keep up with The Donald, and keeping viewers angry is tough work.

We'll probably go back to Muh Russia in a few months, though.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicI kinda miss the R word as an insult.
Uncle Choad
07/11/18 8:39:58 AM
#38
The Great Muta 22 posted...

You being an utter jackass who people hate in real life isn't a surprise to anyone


Imagine not having a loving family. One day, young man, you will know love.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicI kinda miss the R word as an insult.
Uncle Choad
07/11/18 8:38:31 AM
#37
The Great Muta 22 posted...
Uncle Choad posted...
I say it in real life all the time.

I also accidentally make fun of disabled people by labeling things as "lame", so I'm not too upset.

My neighbor can't talk, so I avoid using the word "dumb", too. It's outdated and needs to be phased out.


You being an utter jackass who people hate in real life isn't a surprise to anyone


I love everyone. Just as Jesus would want me to. God bless.

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Amen, brother.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicI kinda miss the R word as an insult.
Uncle Choad
07/11/18 8:35:39 AM
#35
I also like how people are so afraid of the R WORD that they will support abortions to avoid ever having an R WORD child.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicI kinda miss the R word as an insult.
Uncle Choad
07/11/18 8:34:19 AM
#34
I say it in real life all the time.

I also accidentally make fun of disabled people by labeling things as "lame", so I'm not too upset.

My neighbor can't talk, so I avoid using the word "dumb", too. It's outdated and needs to be phased out.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicSlain teen's body posed with videogames and Doritos
Uncle Choad
07/10/18 8:39:35 PM
#26
Hilarious. I give it a thumbs up based on creativity.

RIP Renard
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
Topic"Millennials" isn't a real generation.
Uncle Choad
07/10/18 8:02:55 PM
#34
thanosibe posted...
Uncle Choad posted...
thanosibe posted...
pinky0926 posted...
As best I can make out, "millennial" is a term largely used to dismiss certain kinds of people as defective by birthright. It works in the same way as "snowflakes" and "soyboy". Just a dog whistle for one group of people to look down on another people without having to examine anything.
At least here on CE, boomers is as much the same way. There's just more people in the milennial age bracket bitching about boomers, than there is boomers bitching about milennials. As old as I am I'm not even a boomer. It's just both generations just bitching and whining about each other.


One of them has it easier, though.
And both will say that. It is literally just bitching. Every generation has some things easier and some things harder. And older generations tend to minimize the new generation as they start distancing themselves from newer things.

New generations tend to play down on anything older generations did to help society a long and tend to focus on the things they did wrong. This isn't even really a generational thing, as it is a human thing.


I mean..claiming that an older generation "had it easier" is just admitting that things were better back then.

MFW

Besides, anybody remember the up until the late 1980s when your average office building didn't have (sexist) air conditioning? Rough times indeed.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
Topic"Millennials" isn't a real generation.
Uncle Choad
07/10/18 4:18:57 PM
#31
thanosibe posted...
pinky0926 posted...
As best I can make out, "millennial" is a term largely used to dismiss certain kinds of people as defective by birthright. It works in the same way as "snowflakes" and "soyboy". Just a dog whistle for one group of people to look down on another people without having to examine anything.
At least here on CE, boomers is as much the same way. There's just more people in the milennial age bracket bitching about boomers, than there is boomers bitching about milennials. As old as I am I'm not even a boomer. It's just both generations just bitching and whining about each other.


One of them has it easier, though.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicDo all black guys lift weights?I never seen a skinny black dude except in Africa
Uncle Choad
07/10/18 4:15:58 PM
#20
King Rial posted...
What the hell is up with CE today?


The soyboys quit their summer jobs already.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicIt's crazy how much soccer players make
Uncle Choad
07/10/18 4:14:06 PM
#2
Supply and demand. Good for him.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicHow do you feel about The Dark Side of The Moon?
Uncle Choad
07/10/18 4:13:10 PM
#12
Tyranthraxus posted...
Southernfatman posted...
There is no dark side of the moon, really. Matter of fact it's all dark.

Nah. Half the moon is lit at any given time and we can see it from Earth but we can't see all of it based on our location relative to the sun so that's why we see crescent / gibbous moons.

There's a near side and a far side of the Moon, they just share time spent being lit up.


Kid forgets about eclipses.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicDo you feel like a victim of life?
Uncle Choad
07/10/18 4:12:40 PM
#15
I had it worse before because no family money, but I have it great now.

Boot straps, kids.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicGod damn, i am 21 and already have heartburn.
Uncle Choad
07/10/18 4:11:15 PM
#10
It means you're probably a slob with a bad diet and don't take care of yourself. Better knock it off or the rest of your life is going to be subtle pain.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicHow do you feel about The Dark Side of The Moon?
Uncle Choad
07/10/18 4:04:31 PM
#6
Parsons' third best work.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicDo we have Japanese people still celebrating the "Empire of Japan"?
Uncle Choad
07/10/18 4:03:47 PM
#5
Imagine using "Do we have" instead of "Are there" regarding human beings.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicIs a single woman with a kid(s) a turn-off?
Uncle Choad
07/10/18 3:29:25 PM
#12
Depends how gross she is, obviously.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicIf your wife has pregnancy testing done and it was discovered that your kid was
Uncle Choad
07/10/18 2:07:26 PM
#78
Abyssea posted...
ChiefSosa posted...
what makes a dog better than a baby?


the dog won't grow up and punch holes in the walls for one.


Possibly because it can't make a fist. I did witness a tied-up Rotty chew a hole in the plywood wall of a shed before though. Sad stuff man :(
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicRacist thug beats 91 year old with a brick
Uncle Choad
07/10/18 2:06:11 PM
#10
MedzXVIII posted...
_OujiDoza_ posted...
I ended up in a hilarious discussion with a coworker of mine of whom happened to be black; in her 50's... She wants Trump to build the wall and claims America is too crowded because of illegals. She also said they need to go back to where they came from.

I asked her if she - as someone who grew up during the Civil rights movement didn't see the irony in saying that about immigrants that we've been staving off for like the last 100 years or so. She only doubled down... This is America

I think I see her point. She was treated unfairly because of the color of her skin which was horrible. She wants the wall built to keep people from entering the country illegally. Anyone can be an illegal immigrant even white people. I guess the term "white hispanic" is only used when the left does not like the person who happens to be hispanic.


MFW some Irish (illegal) skank cost my buddy like $10k because batshit insane.

I told him that's what he gets for being a dumb mother fucker trying to spite conservatives.
OLOL
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicIf your wife has pregnancy testing done and it was discovered that your kid was
Uncle Choad
07/10/18 1:15:53 PM
#21
Adios, kid.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
Topic"Millennials" isn't a real generation.
Uncle Choad
07/10/18 12:36:12 PM
#20
Imagine caring what people refer to you as.

Possibly why they'll keep calling you millennials.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicTrump to pardon Oregon domestic terrorists arrested under Obama
Uncle Choad
07/10/18 12:35:06 PM
#40
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Bluebomber182 posted...
trump: nfl players that take a knee during the anthem are sons of bitches

trump: domestic terrorists that aimed sniper rifles at cops & said they were gonna use their wives as human shields deserve to get pardoned


How much more bullshit does trump need to do before his supporters realize he needs to be fed to wolves?


Much more, because his policies are 10/10. And seeing people get upset over nothing will never get old.

"Resist <insert nominee>!"
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicTrump to pardon Oregon domestic terrorists arrested under Obama
Uncle Choad
07/10/18 12:19:43 PM
#35
ledbowman posted...
fascism

noun (sometimes capital)

any ideology or movement inspired by Italian Fascism, such as German National Socialism; any right-wing nationalist ideology or movement with an authoritarian and hierarchical structure that is fundamentally opposed to democracy and liberalism

any ideology, movement, programme, tendency, etc, that may be characterized as right-wing, chauvinist, authoritarian, etc

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/fascism


LOL GOT 'EM!

There it is, folks.

BWLurker posted...
Peter_Giffyndor posted...
ledbowman posted...
I'm starting to think Trump is a fascist


Yeah, the guy that vehemently doesn't want people dependant on the government is a facist.

What are you talking about? Trump is pushing for big government. His latest SC pick is all for big government.

Only delusional followers actually think he wants small government


"Nothing has actually happened yet, but I'm upset! Wah!"
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicTrump to pardon Oregon domestic terrorists arrested under Obama
Uncle Choad
07/10/18 11:58:06 AM
#26
Peter_Giffyndor posted...
ledbowman posted...
I'm starting to think Trump is a fascist


Yeah, the guy that vehemently doesn't want people dependant on the government is a facist.


"I want more Americans to have guns, because I'm a fascist." - DJT

"I want less of your money, because this government wastes too much of it" - DJT

FASCISM
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicTrump to pardon Oregon domestic terrorists arrested under Obama
Uncle Choad
07/10/18 11:57:10 AM
#24
ChainedRedone posted...
a group of armed liberals


lol
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicTrump to pardon Oregon domestic terrorists arrested under Obama
Uncle Choad
07/10/18 11:53:52 AM
#20
billcom6 posted...
Law and Order


Not sure if you support picking and choosing following the law now or not.

Are you OUTRAGED at illegal aliens entering our country? If not, you're just a little sour puss!

Sourpuss!
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicTrump to pardon Oregon domestic terrorists arrested under Obama
Uncle Choad
07/10/18 11:52:45 AM
#19
ledbowman posted...
I'm starting to think Trump is a fascist


lol
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicFuck Donald Trump and fuck Kavanaugh... He's no Gorsuch.
Uncle Choad
07/10/18 11:52:18 AM
#17
Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
When someone has more than two brain cells they tend to think about things and decide how they feel about it.


"I generally refer to message boards where the hivemind is overwhelmingly liberal, so I don't even have to come up with my own opinions anymore. Everyone just seems to agree with me here, so I'm always right!"

Also you can't just make shit up and then complain about it.
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Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom.
TopicFuck Donald Trump and fuck Kavanaugh... He's no Gorsuch.
Uncle Choad
07/10/18 11:05:42 AM
#6
Wahhhhhhhhhh
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TopicSomeone tell me how hijabs are a form of expression at all?
Uncle Choad
07/10/18 11:04:50 AM
#8
Deadpool_18 posted...
Genuinely curious.


No you aren't.
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