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Topiccurrently in bed with a girl that wants me to experiment with her - AMA
Harpie
07/04/18 2:41:50 PM
#19
waking up in someone else's bed is so fucking disorienting
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Topiccurrently in bed with a girl that wants me to experiment with her - AMA
Harpie
07/04/18 12:13:32 AM
#12
Muffinz0rz posted...
1qcQSh967AiuzjfZTv

the problem is that im straight
i think
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Topiccurrently in bed with a girl that wants me to experiment with her - AMA
Harpie
07/04/18 12:12:09 AM
#5
Blue_Inigo posted...
Why do people fall for your fake girl bullshit?

because people are guillible enough to believe i have a vagina, duh

Jazznium_Z posted...
miitomo is dead dude

who

Cookie Bag posted...
Blue_Inigo posted...
Why do people fall for your fake girl bullshit?

no one does.

exactly
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Topiccurrently in bed with a girl that wants me to experiment with her - AMA
Harpie
07/04/18 12:09:55 AM
#1
why do i get myself in these situations
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Topicce i have a $70 amazon gift card what should i get
Harpie
07/03/18 1:42:17 AM
#8
MedeaLysistrata posted...
teepan95 posted...
buy me a gaaaaame

buy me a book

what's your favorite genre
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Topicce i have a $70 amazon gift card what should i get
Harpie
07/03/18 1:41:58 AM
#7
teepan95 posted...
buy me a gaaaaame

which game
i mean
lmao teep
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Topicce i have a $70 amazon gift card what should i get
Harpie
07/03/18 1:41:06 AM
#5
Reis posted...
A sandwich

no samdwiches on amazon :(

dib153 posted...
A di....fibulator

also no difibulators on amazon
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Topicce i have a $70 amazon gift card what should i get
Harpie
07/03/18 1:23:44 AM
#1
ideas pls
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Topici lied to my gf about being a virgin
Harpie
07/03/18 1:22:37 AM
#2
You probably would still be with her if you were honest

Do you regret lying?
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TopicWould you CEgals ever consider dying your hair like dis
Harpie
07/02/18 4:41:23 PM
#19
Vegy posted...
Harpie posted...
vegy pls that hair looks atrocious

Wtf no it looks pretty

ehhh.. it looks kinda ugly. It's blended together really oddly, which is causing a murky green tint all over the whole thing

if im ever doing a rainbow on my head, it will be pastel because 1) it looks cute and 2) it fades extremely well

wYouF75
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TopicWould you CEgals ever consider dying your hair like dis
Harpie
07/02/18 4:22:41 PM
#14
vegy pls that hair looks atrocious
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Topici have socks on
Harpie
07/02/18 2:58:46 AM
#8
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Harpie posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Mmmmmm

Can I have em?

I've been wearing these socks for over twelve hours

you sure about that

You make it seem like Im in for a rude awakening.

Meh. As long theyre still warm, Ill sleep comfy tonight.

volks pls
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Topici have socks on
Harpie
07/02/18 2:18:44 AM
#5
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Mmmmmm

Can I have em?

I've been wearing these socks for over twelve hours

you sure about that
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Topici have socks on
Harpie
07/02/18 2:17:09 AM
#3
iHuman posted...
Harpie posted...
I want attention

i have socks on
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Topici have socks on
Harpie
07/02/18 2:14:45 AM
#1
true story
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Topicce, tell me about that time when life was shitting on you and then it got better
Harpie
07/01/18 1:54:59 AM
#10
ce you arent helping
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Topicce, tell me about that time when life was shitting on you and then it got better
Harpie
07/01/18 1:49:22 AM
#5
Mystery_Mission posted...
Harpie posted...
Mystery_Mission posted...
1 time i poured a bowl of cereal and then found out i had no milk

but how did it get better

it didn't

:(
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Topicce, tell me about that time when life was shitting on you and then it got better
Harpie
07/01/18 1:48:54 AM
#3
Mystery_Mission posted...
1 time i poured a bowl of cereal and then found out i had no milk

but how did it get better
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Topicce, tell me about that time when life was shitting on you and then it got better
Harpie
07/01/18 1:47:29 AM
#1
pls
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TopicCE....sit down. Your mother and I have been thinking...
Harpie
06/30/18 5:20:24 AM
#44
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Harpie posted...
It was HIGHLIGHTED

I mean it could have to do with berrythebanana lmao

yeah hmmm i wonder

idk what you're getting at honestly tbh. sounds like you're trying to throw me under a bus but i've never taken public transportation

im already confused myself
why am i awake
i work in 3.5 hours
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TopicCE....sit down. Your mother and I have been thinking...
Harpie
06/30/18 5:16:44 AM
#41
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Harpie posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Harpie posted...
:D

i still cant believe you got your alt banned smh

It was because it was on the same IP as another account... I wonder why

Sooo it wasn't me boi

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com./user.php?db=.3.user=kookydetective

wow really such a weird reason

It was HIGHLIGHTED

I mean it could have to do with berrythebanana lmao
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TopicCE....sit down. Your mother and I have been thinking...
Harpie
06/30/18 5:11:21 AM
#38
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Harpie posted...
:D

i still cant believe you got your alt banned smh

It was because it was on the same IP as another account... I wonder why

Sooo it wasn't me boi
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TopicPost itt and receive a tag
Harpie
06/30/18 4:55:29 AM
#19
You're still the Supreme Cornholio
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TopicCE....sit down. Your mother and I have been thinking...
Harpie
06/30/18 4:54:37 AM
#35
DocileOrangeCup posted...
BloodyNate posted...
can u plz move all my stuff for me because i dont wanna

no you need to learn to be your own man

Wotswayla posted...

GROSS

@Wotswayla your main is unwarned btw

:D
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TopicAnybody here ever switched from Verizon to T mobile?
Harpie
06/24/18 1:46:50 PM
#10
glitteringfairy posted...
I am being compelled to switch. Do they have monthly payment plans for phones?

Yes, though you do have to pay taxes and, depending on your credit, a downpayment
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TopicAnybody here ever switched from Verizon to T mobile?
Harpie
06/24/18 12:57:14 PM
#5
T-Mobile has excellent service now, but I'd still check their coverage map just in case. They only have issues in the northwest iirc
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TopicGirlfriend told people at a party that we haven't had sex in a month.
Harpie
06/24/18 3:30:18 AM
#2
Take the hint
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TopicDo you think you're attractive??
Harpie
06/24/18 1:28:24 AM
#2
No
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TopicThis is a confession topic.
Harpie
06/24/18 1:16:20 AM
#20
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Its okay cause hes a cup

A nude cup
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TopicThis is a confession topic.
Harpie
06/24/18 1:14:38 AM
#16
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Harpie posted...
DocileOrangeCup has great nudes

Proof?

It would be against the TOS
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TopicThis is a confession topic.
Harpie
06/24/18 12:57:11 AM
#12
DocileOrangeCup has great nudes
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TopicWas da CEgal private board leaker ever found?
Harpie
06/24/18 12:56:25 AM
#22
Leanaunfurled posted...
ssj3vegeta posted...
for da CEgal board? but why wtf

Why what? I don't know. From the screenshot, they weren't an actual member of the board but they were viewing it. With the board settings the way they were, it could only have been a mod viewing it.

Wait really?? That's fucked
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TopicSo I found out who the leaker is.
Harpie
06/24/18 12:28:11 AM
#2
Your not confession topic was closed :(
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Topicthis is really not a confession topic.
Harpie
06/24/18 12:12:00 AM
#13
DocileOrangeCup is my alt
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Topicnooooooooooooooooo
Harpie
06/23/18 11:55:37 PM
#56
TheCrimsonAngel posted...
Harpie posted...
Make a google forms doc

I'm old and don't know what this is ;_;

https://www.google.com/forms/about/

Hit the "Go to Google Forms" button and it'll take you right to the customization sections

I reccommend making the answer format "paragraph" and required so that you dont get a bunch of empty submissions
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Topicnooooooooooooooooo
Harpie
06/23/18 11:51:40 PM
#51
Carlbertomfg posted...
Alright I'm restocked when is the next one?

lol should I really make another one
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Topicnooooooooooooooooo
Harpie
06/23/18 11:50:54 PM
#50
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Make another one using one of your alts. Be a maverick. You got nothing to lose.

I mean, my alt making one womt make a difference since I'm not getting modded
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Topicnooooooooooooooooo
Harpie
06/23/18 11:50:24 PM
#48
TheCrimsonAngel posted...
How do yo ueven make one, I'll do it

Make a google forms doc, then copy/paste the url once youre done. It's super easy
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Topicnooooooooooooooooo
Harpie
06/23/18 11:46:34 PM
#45
Greenfox111 posted...
Hm i was disappointed at first but in retrospect its probably for the best that mine didnt get out

lol you mean this one?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76744597/903850623
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Topicnooooooooooooooooo
Harpie
06/23/18 11:38:12 PM
#41
Carlbertomfg posted...
Naughty, naughty!

But but I'm making them PG-13!

Gudnardi posted...
:(

i cri everitiem

Ridleyette posted...
Harpie posted...
AGAlN!!


Sorry, likely my fault. My confession was just too spicy.

Nah it wasnt you, it was the trolls apparently

Carlbertomfg posted...
What a blasty blast. I need more beer.

Same

TheCrimsonAngel posted...
oh hai harpie

Hai
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Topicnooooooooooooooooo
Harpie
06/23/18 11:36:59 PM
#39
QEx0s6TwJg
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Topictopic where i reply to myself
Harpie
06/23/18 11:33:23 PM
#16
THE FAM. THE FAM. THE FAM. THE FAM. THE FAM. THE FAM. THE FAM. THE FAM. THE FAM. THE FAM. THE FAM. THE FAM. THE FAM. THE FAM. THE FAM. THE FAM. THE FAM. THE FAM. THE FAM. THE FAM. THE FAM. THE FAM. THE FAM. THE FAM. THE FAM. THE FAM. THE FAM. THE FAM. THE FAM. THE FAM.

u ok

"It's an extremely big step to take, but it was one of the best decisions I made in my life."

Thanks, but I've gone that route before but it didn't really help. I'm still scared to death of admitting it to someone I would be interested in. So it constantly hangs over my head. Before now I've only ever told one person (A therapist).

Yeah, I do admit I was very lucky to be put on the right medication with the right therapist from the gecko. Then all I can say is that ut takes time, a lot of time to heal. I believe im you though :)

I'm madly in love with Harpie but our love is forbidden and we must keep it secret

:O
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Harpie
06/23/18 11:27:33 PM
#12
Carlbertomfg posted...
Hahaha this is actually a lot more fun than refreshing a single topic.

But isnt this (not) refreshing a single topic??
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Topictopic where i reply to myself
Harpie
06/23/18 11:26:36 PM
#11
I think Harpie and Greenfox111 would make a cute couple

who even is that

Muffinz0rz has been super annoying recently.

hes living his best life okay

You could just post (redacted) or something and say yes or no in response to it.

nah im good, i want to but i shouldnt lol

Margaret

Thatcher!

can people shut the fuck up about carlbertomg? hes not funny and is average at best cegirls have zero taste

he cute tho
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Topictopic where i reply to myself
Harpie
06/23/18 11:22:52 PM
#4
I'm live in a tent in tue woods. The dream is to live in a van down by the river

same

I hate IBS

what's IBS

goto being lan isn't news, why is no one outraged at tc being cornman!?

Because everyone already knows

I would like to remain anonymous but my personal board "The Greater Good" is now accepting new members!

thanks strike

glad I left the sanctuary when I did tbh

why tho

It wasnt a threat. I was simply saying that I would do anything to preserve myself. (I like these topics because I can post how I want without losing my alts!!!! I would have been banned for any of my confessions)

it was a threat
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Topictopic where i reply to myself
Harpie
06/23/18 11:21:06 PM
#3
joestarrr IS bae
in general because she's smart, sweet, caring and will go the extra mile for anyone and is selfless
if you've hurt her to the point she snaps, you've probably done something wrong. objectively.

<333

I like to troll on this game where people are racist and say offensive shit

youre doing gods work son

CEdrama is an interesting creature. The way I see it, it starts when we have a room full of people all crammed together. Someone farts. It's silent, but the culprit knows. What follows is a series of accusations expanding outward from the initial assumed blast radius combined with the releases of farts by others in said radii because at that point, why not? In the end, there are like a dozen farts all lingering and like a hundred people all arguing and bitching about how many there are and who committed them. In the end, everything dissipates, but there will always be another fart...

this is art
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Topictopic where i reply to myself
Harpie
06/23/18 11:18:45 PM
#2
last go around lmao

I really really love me. Im not sure how I can convey this other than just stating it over and over.

must be nice

Oh good, this is a thing again. I'm glad. If it wasn't, I wouldn't have had the courage to anonymously post that it was, so thanks for that.

thank you for your service

I submitted another response

INCREDIBLE

wood u liek gamer noodz

"no"

My neck
My back

MY LEGSS!!!!

I could use some spotted dick in my mouth rn

mods spotted dick is a type of muffin look it up k thx

(rant/threat/flaming paragragh directed at mernardi)

why u so mad tho
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Harpie
06/23/18 11:18:32 PM
#1
TopicAre confession topics banned now?
Harpie
06/23/18 11:14:21 PM
#2
;~;
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