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NightMareBunny posted...

ASlaveObeys posted...

Hey, I work in a jail.
We have a whole "po" for people with poor handwriting.

that's either sarcasm or Alabama

rude

Hey, I work in a jail.
We have a whole "po" for people with poor handwriting.

Weekly. We have two sets wash one put the new set on, then the week goes by wash the other rotating them out like that.

Monopoman posted...

Were these guys black when they tried this stunt?

I would assume not...

Black man gets shot for having a cellphone out, these guys get like 15 warnings to put a rifle and a side arm down. To antagonize the situation further, they start bitching at the officers asking them to put it down.

Though I guess with this stupid item in the works cops will have even more excuses to shoot people carrying just a cell phone.

No they didn't. The camera man did. The guy actually carrying complied to the orders given.

I love when these guys post this stuff and everyone just goes...
You guys are fucking stupid.

dragon504 posted...

cheetah*

Cheetahs are like the least scary of the big cats as well. Awesome creatures, but if I had to get into a fight with a big cat, I'd likely choose a cheetah as my opponent.

They're the only "big cat" that can purr but cannot roar.

How are things on a positive level, though?
Are you feeling better physically?

jump on it

Tell me a story

Hey, girl. Something something dick pic.
Something, laugh

ClarkDuke posted...

I owe Kevin James $20, he told me Kevin Can Wait, would get picked up, again.

Didn't he also just murder someone while drunk driving?

So she was being told the appropriate way to dress to deliver a speech and got salty?

Zeus posted...

Mead posted...

Zeus I think they make special collars that can repel ticks

If they sold them for humans, I'd take it hiking.

ASlaveObeys posted...

I live in MA and get ticks on me all the time.
It's like a common thing here.
I haven't died yet.
Sissies.

Your state is at a far lower risk than me. Check the map.

It's literally completely black on your little map... with the exception of right below VT NH borders.

I live in MA and get ticks on me all the time.
It's like a common thing here.
I haven't died yet.
Sissies.

Literally did his job.

The show has kinda always been like this

Did Hook even have a motive? He just hated Peter Pan right?
I don't remember.

This is why I hate being law enforcement.

He was sniping moving cars with a bb gun?

I literally only care what the dress looks like.

Swimmers build at the moment.

wolfy42 posted...

X-men has phoenix, so ...yeah.

Alot have actually fought though before. Didn't Spidey fight wolverine for instance a few times (also body swapped with him in unlimted).

Hulk and Thor are both pretty tough though. I think wolverine has faught and lost badly to hulk before as well.

If you discount phoenix, and prof X's mental powers etc, then yeah, the avengers should win pretty easy. IF you count phoenix though, she could possibly be strong enough to take on the avengers all by herself.

Spidy has actually solo'd the x-men
The thing is the x-men is a wide term there are tons of them, but the average team versus the typical avengers team I think the avengers actually have more heavy hitters.
There are mutants that are x-men that would change the balance .

Dammit.
Thanks for the cookie, though.

J_Dawg983 posted...

Keep this kind of shit posting to reddit.

This kind of shit posting has been happening since I came to this board.
Stop being a baby.

No, not at all.
Most of them are dead beats on drugs or have like 4 kids.

Who are you married to?

I mean, I'm not saying it's right, but didn't Jackie grow up in a fairly strict Chinese social structure?
It's not really a shock this doesn't fit into his world view.

GanglyKhan posted...

ReggieTheReckless posted...

oh, and another fun addition to steam in general

full support of the nintendo switch classic controller

I'm gonna try that one with isaac tonight

I need answers, man!! Lol I loved Rebirth, I just want to know if Afterbirth is worth it.

I've never heard that afterbirth was bad. Some of the bosses people don't like, and a user made expansion came out that some people liked better.
But Afterbirth is a super fun game.

I live in plymouth MA
people literally do this enough to not have to work.
You live in your house for the winter season then you rent it out (My house used ot be rented out for 2000 a week, private beach neighborhood). You stay somewhere else.

I'm not doing it, because is my house and I like staying here.

keyblader1985 posted...

We already settled that..

Well unsettle it.
You think I'm reading the comments, NO SIR!

AwesomeTurtwig posted...

ASlaveObeys posted...

The Dresden Files

I've already listened to all 15 books. To be honest, it's overrated.

Yeah well you're ugly.
No you're not that's rude.
But I want to yell at you!

That's not being introverted though.
I'm introverted by FAR and I don't have issues socializing at all. I just don't like to socialize.
I'm not saying you can't be co-morbid with social anxiety or something, but this suggests that being introverted means you're scared to talk to people.

The Dresden Files

that was a fun game.

I got an adult coloring book and i threw it away after one picture. It stressed me the fuck out.

I'm a feman

I call my cat stupid.

No

no idea, it was like 8 years ago

Person106 posted...

Smiffwilm posted...

Would you kindly explain what the point of this topic is, TC?

Wondering about his username.

It's from bioshock. Nothing fancy.
I was enjoying the game.
gammmefaqqqsss got banned so I took up this mantle

what kind of fish??
Tuna and salmon smell way different

Judgmenl posted...

We know he's a slave that obeys, but is he Jack?

Apparently not, that topic was deleted.

LinkPizza posted...

ASlaveObeys posted...

A MAN CHOOSEs?!

Btw, You won. You're the Haunted House Horror God, or something like that...

I just got hoe from work and I have to go back at 6 and I had a glass of whiskey
I'm not sure what's happening.
But I'm good with it.

A MAN CHOOSEs?!

Mead posted...

ASlaveObeys posted...

if standard horror movie rules apply green auto loses.
Just saying.

What are the movies where that trope even happens? Ive always heard about it but I dont know of any where the black character actually does first

Night of the Living Dead and Night of the Demons actually come to mind as horror movies where the black guy makes it to the end or at least outlives the other characters

If I remember correctly that still doesn't end well for him, but point taken.

Greenfox111 posted...

ASlaveObeys posted...

if standard horror movie rules apply green auto loses.
Just saying.

im not black though, im not green dragon
however i think i may actually be getting votes because people think i am so you know what, sure i'm green dragon

getting to the original post, I would win and here's why. Jack is too worried about his own image. doubting his own attractiveness, he would never be able to focus on the trials at hand, and would instead look in the nearest mirror, internally freak out about his looks, and post a picture on potd so that everyone would tell him how attractive he actually is. that is, of course, if he could even make it that far before being killed. I, on the other hand, have no such issues, and would have the ability to concentrate fully on escaping.

Oh, well shit.
Also, I'm a former marine, a trained fighter and a Deputy Sheriff. I'm 6'8" and 230 pounds.
Those guys ALWAYS get killed in horror scenarios. The stoner guy wins in the end.
I probably get killed by a small demon child with a rubber band gun or soemthing.

I see.
Weeeeelll
Bout time to be hittin the ol dusty trail.

if standard horror movie rules apply green auto loses.
Just saying.

I'll squash, dat ass.