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| Topic | I tore my peen having sex last night. ;_; |
| Evolician 06/10/18 11:11:43 AM #33 | pinkgorilla posted... One year anniversary, still using condoms. What??? I hear a lot of people start losing their sex drive or gaining weight or other things once they start taking pills. Guess we'd just rather not risk that stuff. <_< BJ-blazkowics posted... I'm so happy I'm circumcised lol I don't think this sort of thing is exclusive to uncut folk. >_> --- |
| Topic | I tore my peen having sex last night. ;_; |
| Evolician 06/09/18 1:22:54 PM #22 | C7D posted... I had this happen once. I felt a great degree of pain, but didnt think anything of it. A few minutes later, I got weak in the knees and almost passed out. Im told I lost quite a bit of blood. She asked me if I had finished and I said no. She said thats weird and then large quantities of my blood came out of her. I dont use condoms, happily married, but I did for a week or two after that just to stop the pain. You just kept having sex after that happened? Didn't take a break for a week or two? >_> --- |
| Topic | I tore my peen having sex last night. ;_; |
| Evolician 06/09/18 1:06:15 PM #20 | BJ-blazkowics posted... She's a keeper! She absolutely is a keeper! And no I am not. <_< --- |
| Topic | I tore my peen having sex last night. ;_; |
| Evolician 06/08/18 3:05:56 PM #18 | Axiom posted... Oh shit she's got the dentata. I've had it happen where I feel an instant of pain which goes away quickly but the next day was really sore. That's only ever occurred with really rough stuff though That's what I said during. I joked that it felt like she bit me. <_< --- |
| Topic | I tore my peen having sex last night. ;_; |
| Evolician 06/08/18 2:38:38 PM #6 | I figured I'd just wait like a week or two before trying again but I'm afraid to try again tbh. <_< But even after all this I'm still horny. >_> --- |
| Topic | Would you rather be blind, or a quadriplegic? |
| Evolician 06/08/18 12:47:55 PM #2 | Being blind means no reading or movies or video games or looking at hot babes. No way. --- |
| Topic | ive eaten Panda Express the last five straight days. Ama |
| Evolician 06/07/18 2:09:02 PM #4 | Have you pooped at all in the last five days --- |
| Topic | I ordered a Frieza action figure for my desk at work. I have sex. |
| Evolician 06/07/18 12:56:49 PM #18 | No woman would have sex with someone who spells Freeza incorrectly. --- |
| Topic | I tore my peen having sex last night. ;_; |
| Evolician 06/07/18 12:55:49 PM #3 | Jeff AKA Snoopy posted... Probably just an abrasion cut I would assume around where the head of the penis meets the skin under it. Yeah it was just like that. :\ --- |
| Topic | I tore my peen having sex last night. ;_; |
| Evolician 06/07/18 12:52:15 PM #1 | I felt weird sting as I pushed it in, but I didn't really think anything of it. Then I put a condom on and just kept going. When we finished the condom was red inside. <__< The bleeding stopped by the time I got home last night and it doesn't really hurt. But man I feel terrible because last night was the one year anniversary for me and my girlfriend and I ruined it with this stupid crap. I hate that I made her all worried. :( I dunno why this happened. Like I guess she wasn't wet enough yet? But this has never happened before. I'm just so confused. ._. Apparently this sort of thing happens to guys sometimes and it'll heal on its own eventually? Has this sort of thing happened to any of you? sex is dum i'm never doin it agin. :c --- |
| Topic | So-LOW: A Box Office Story might not make over 400m worldwide |
| Evolician 06/05/18 5:31:53 PM #68 | |
| Topic | *Buys Tales of Symphonia Chronicles* |
| Evolician 06/02/18 6:53:25 PM #5 | The GameCube version did have an orchestra song. The later versions have the weeb song. --- |
| Topic | Star Wars fatigue. |
| Evolician 05/26/18 5:35:23 PM #22 | The prequels might be poopie but damn they had some fantastic music. TFA and TLJ haven't had any memorable songs. --- |
| Topic | dont have sex with your ex |
| Evolician 05/23/18 12:19:05 AM #3 | |
| Topic | Reddit and OkCupid sucks if you're looking for your soul mate |
| Evolician 05/22/18 12:01:49 PM #20 | I met my girlfriend on OKcupid and our 1 year anniversary is coming up, but honestly I had been on there for years and she just showed up on there one day while I was mindlessly swiping. In other words, I just got lucky. It waaay easier to meet people in real life. I'm not saying online dating isn't worth trying, just don't make it your only option. --- |
| Topic | Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato want to have sex with you. Can only Pick 1 |
| Evolician 05/21/18 11:19:52 AM #18 | |
| Topic | Hungrybox, known Smash baby, crying because he knows he smells bad |
| Evolician 05/19/18 2:55:31 PM #20 | |
| Topic | Boobs |
| Evolician 05/13/18 2:47:08 PM #32 | |
| Topic | Remember when people would say "teh" |
| Evolician 05/13/18 2:45:16 PM #19 | |
| Topic | Proof that height >>> Looks |
| Evolician 05/13/18 2:40:12 PM #4 | I'm pretty sure you just proved the opposite --- |
| Topic | Wait Nicki Minaj looks like a Fat Cow now |
| Evolician 05/13/18 2:38:08 PM #13 | |
| Topic | Wait Nicki Minaj looks like a Fat Cow now |
| Evolician 05/13/18 2:30:15 PM #11 | I like her butt and I also like her boob --- |
| Topic | Are people who whine about commercials on Hulu serious? |
| Evolician 05/13/18 1:14:46 PM #12 | I pay for Hulu without ads and I never even use it. What should I watch on there? --- |
| Topic | Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 10 |
| Evolician 05/12/18 5:56:18 PM #3 | These are great I've watched all of them lol --- |
| Topic | My 18 y/o girlfriend wants to be my wife and have my kids. |
| Evolician 05/11/18 3:47:35 PM #4 | |
| Topic | Do you enjoy YourMoviesSuck? |
| Evolician 05/11/18 11:27:01 AM #11 | Ralph isn't interesting enough He's just another channel trying to be RLM YMS is good tho --- |
| Topic | Halo 5 |
| Evolician 05/11/18 11:23:13 AM #14 | Halo might be irrelevant now but that multiplayer is still --- |
| Topic | Nintendo charging gamers over $20 to fix design flaw of charging + kickstand |
| Evolician 05/10/18 12:10:49 PM #16 | You can easily find a XBone or PS4 controller for $40. -_- Nobody asked to have amiibo readers and gyro controls and other crap. Did ask for analog triggers tho. Still waitin'. --- |
| Topic | Nintendo charging gamers over $20 to fix design flaw of charging + kickstand |
| Evolician 05/10/18 11:55:06 AM #10 | It's crazy how expensive Nintendo Switch accessories are. A second dock, $90. An actual controller, $70. A second pair of Joy-cons, $80. And now this, $20. inb4 "pro controller isn't necessary cuz Joy-cons are perfectly acceptable' no. --- |
| Topic | Hitomi Tanaka: Yay or Nay? |
| Evolician 05/09/18 5:28:27 PM #48 | Momoka Nishina and Rio Hamasaki are both much better. --- |
| Topic | Which E3 conference are you most excited for this year? |
| Evolician 05/08/18 8:42:45 PM #12 | Smash Bros is the most hype shit ever so Nintendo. 50$ says we don't see any Death Stranding gameplay again. --- |
| Topic | Funko Pops are like the lamest gimmick cash grab |
| Evolician 05/08/18 5:53:42 PM #26 | I bought the Sonic holding an Emerald and Shadow holding a Chao for my girlfriend for her upcoming birthday. The Shadow holding a Chao figure is exclusive to Hot Topic and she has been unable to find one. She's gonna be so happeh. :3 --- |
| Topic | Best Buy has the entire Avatar: TLAB series on Blu ray |
| Evolician 05/08/18 5:44:17 PM #14 | I got the DVD box sets. Too bad no widescreen. ): --- |
| Topic | I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. |
| Evolician 05/08/18 1:45:43 PM #2 | I think Zelda is a pretty cool guy --- |
| Topic | Nintendo really wrote themselves into a corner with their game titles. |
| Evolician 05/08/18 1:42:30 PM #52 | How come Square is the only company with the balls to keep using numbers for their main series titles? Final Fantasy 2, 3, 4, all the way to 15. Meanwhile we're getting Call of Duty Blops 4 instead of Call of Duty 18 or whatever. --- |
| Topic | SFV fails to sale 100k copies yet again |
| Evolician 05/08/18 12:34:19 PM #14 | KlownArt posted... Evolician posted...Do people not like Street Fighter anymore? So what then? That many people were turned off by it because it launched with not many characters and no arcade mode? I'm pretty sure crazy Nintendo fans would still buy the next Smash Bros game if it launched with fewer characters and no arcade mode. --- |
| Topic | SFV fails to sale 100k copies yet again |
| Evolician 05/08/18 12:24:31 PM #6 | Do people not like Street Fighter anymore? --- |
| Topic | Lets list pornstars with lovely boobies |
| Evolician 05/08/18 11:45:37 AM #15 | JxOxNxIxCxS posted... Dillion Harper She got cute face and and a nice perky pair buuut she kinda has a uniboob. >_> --- |
| Topic | Lets list pornstars with lovely boobies |
| Evolician 05/08/18 11:03:07 AM #9 | Lucy Li Angela White Katerina Hartlova Sara Stone Taylor Vixen Jelena Jensen Charley Chase Luna Kitsuen --- |
| Topic | Funko Pops are like the lamest gimmick cash grab |
| Evolician 05/08/18 10:23:19 AM #18 | I haven't bought any, but if they made some Zelda ones I'd probably start buying. I don't wanna have to start tho, I have enough pointless garbage. ;_; The Dragon Ball ones they have now make me wanna buy some. --- |
| Topic | Damn Incels are crazy |
| Evolician 05/08/18 12:03:31 AM #4 | |
| Topic | Lol paid Nintendo Switch online |
| Evolician 05/07/18 11:19:11 PM #25 | Jeff AKA Snoopy posted... You mean functioning well? Good. You can't even party up with your friends before jumping into matchmaking in Splatoon and you people think this is normal. --- |
| Topic | Lol paid Nintendo Switch online |
| Evolician 05/07/18 11:12:14 PM #16 | I want a real virtual console tho. I want SNES and GBA games. --- |
| Topic | Nintendo really wrote themselves into a corner with their game titles. |
| Evolician 05/07/18 5:41:36 PM #40 | Bass_X0 posted... Jiggy101011 posted...What a stupid topic. Final Fantasy isnt the "Final" of anything.  --- |
| Topic | Hitomi Tanaka: Yay or Nay? |
| Evolician 05/07/18 1:33:18 PM #23 | |
| Topic | Nintendo really wrote themselves into a corner with their game titles. |
| Evolician 05/05/18 10:54:32 PM #37 | GiftedACIII posted... Resident Evil. none of the games after the first one take place in a residence. House of the Dead. Only the first and third game took place in a "house" and even then it's more like giant tower/lab. Etrian Odysssey, only the first game took place in somewhere called Etria. Isn't Resident Evil just the American name though? Isn't it Biohazard everywhere else? --- |
| Topic | Nintendo really wrote themselves into a corner with their game titles. |
| Evolician 05/05/18 10:12:39 PM #22 | pegusus123456 posted... Yeah, Samus is the Metroid in Fusion lol You know what, that's a very fair point. Well then it's too bad that Nintendo hasn't made a proper sequel to Metroid Fusion. --- |
| Topic | We may have disagreements on which 3D Zelda is the best but we can all agree... |
| Evolician 05/05/18 10:08:57 PM #57 | Super Slash posted... That's like saying M&L Dream Team and the Superstar Saga remake are 3D games. Those games don't use 3D models. --- |
| Topic | Nintendo really wrote themselves into a corner with their game titles. |
| Evolician 05/05/18 10:04:51 PM #18 | Nobody played Metroid Prime Federation Force but I'm going to assume that game wasn't about Metroids. Banjo2553 posted... Evolician posted... Yeah that was always very strange to me. --- |
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