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| Topic | Nintendo really wrote themselves into a corner with their game titles. |
| Evolician 05/05/18 7:02:56 PM #11 | Anime_Killer17 posted... It's called the legend of Zelda because the main focus is always Zelda How is she the main focus of Link's Awakening? Or Majora's Mask? Or the Oracle games? She's definitely not the focus in Twilight Princess, that game is about Midna, and Zelda Anime_Killer17 posted... it's her legend, link just plays a part in it. You can just as easily say It's Link's legend, Zelda just plays a part in it. Which she does. In Zelda 2 she's asleep the whole game. In the Minish Cap she's a rock the whole game. Doesn't sound very legendary. Link is the one doing legendary things. --- |
| Topic | Nintendo really wrote themselves into a corner with their game titles. |
| Evolician 05/05/18 6:40:52 PM #6 | Tyranthraxus posted... Evolician posted...Is every game about Metroids? Metroid 1 & 2, yeah. Super Metroid has some Metroid is the game (and one special Metroid in particular) but I wouldn't say it's about Metroids. Metroid Fusion isn't about Metroids until --- |
| Topic | Nintendo really wrote themselves into a corner with their game titles. |
| Evolician 05/05/18 6:33:33 PM #1 | Zelda games. They're not about Zelda. Some of the games don't even have Zelda in them at all. You play as Link so they should be called The Legend of Link! Yeah, I know Nintendo tried to explain this by saying "It's the legend of Zelda because Zelda is the reincarnation of the Goddess," or some dumb stuff but that's stupid. Imagine if they called Super Mario 64 "The Legend of Peach." It's called Mario because you play as Mario. It's called Kirby because you play as Kirby. It's called Halo because you play as And then there's Metroid. It shouldn't be called Metroid. Is every game about Metroids? Nope. Metroid Prime is hardly about Metroids (more so the sequels). They can't just keep having Space Pirates (or someone else) trying to bring them back to use as bioweapons. That's stupid. The Metroids are supposed to be all dead! Samus killed them all in da second game for corn's sake! --- |
| Topic | Whats up?!? No huge hype on the Han Solo story?!? |
| Evolician 05/04/18 6:18:25 PM #4 | People are burnt out on Star Wars. Many have lost faith in the film makers after how they messed up The Last Jedi. And the Solo movie had tons of problems behind the scenes, so what hope does that movie have? --- |
| Topic | How the hell did this Youtuber miss that? >_> |
| Evolician 05/04/18 6:10:05 PM #38 | |
| Topic | God damn how boring (and bad) was the Black Panther movie!? |
| Evolician 05/04/18 3:53:53 PM #6 | The ending fight was pretty boring but the rest was alright --- |
| Topic | Since cinco de mayo is tomorrow, I think we should all be aware of how offensive |
| Evolician 05/04/18 11:21:07 AM #7 | Romes187 posted... Evolician posted...Mexican here. Not at offended by Americans celebrating this. No! --- |
| Topic | Since cinco de mayo is tomorrow, I think we should all be aware of how offensive |
| Evolician 05/04/18 11:12:29 AM #4 | Mexican here. Not at all offended by Americans celebrating this. You better not take this away, I'm looking forward to eating tacos tomorrow. --- |
| Topic | For Honor is currently $10 on Steam. Do people still play this game? |
| Evolician 05/03/18 6:24:01 PM #1 | It is finally at a price I can afford. --- |
| Topic | Ample chested college girls |
| Evolician 05/03/18 2:32:20 PM #10 | |
| Topic | Why does literally everyone pronounce blastoise wrong? |
| Evolician 05/03/18 12:40:05 PM #42 | Questionmarktarius posted... Meanwhile... I earned iron when I ran to Iran. --- |
| Topic | Why does literally everyone pronounce blastoise wrong? |
| Evolician 05/03/18 12:21:27 PM #34 | Gafemage posted... The worst-pronounced Pokmon in the anime was Kyogre for sure. Kye-oh-gree?!? What the fuck?!?!? what the fuck --- |
| Topic | Website lets you know if Thanos would kill you, so lets see CE *AVENGERS SPOIL |
| Evolician 05/03/18 12:19:20 PM #2 | |
| Topic | Find me a video game song with vocals that's better than this |
| Evolician 05/03/18 11:41:17 AM #51 | wah_wah_wah posted... I was expecting JRPG trash. This is great. I gotchu fam  --- |
| Topic | How many of you knew from the start the Xbox One would have an awful generation? |
| Evolician 05/03/18 11:22:05 AM #9 | The Halo Master Chief Collection was my biggest disappointment in gaming history tbh. That was supposed to be the game that would turn everything around for the X-Bone. It was going to be a game that we'd be playing for years. I could replay through all the campaigns with my brother and play Halo 2 and 3 multiplayer just like in the good old days. Then the game launched. And it didn't work. Then a week later it still didn't work. A month later it still didn't work. A year later and it still didn't work. You simple could not connect to other players or find a match. You'd spend thirty minutes in match making if you were lucky. And then you would have to do it again after the match ended. It was supposed to be the chosen one. )': --- |
| Topic | Do you think MCU Captain Marvel will be liked by people? |
| Evolician 05/03/18 10:37:53 AM #16 | Anyone who doubts Brie's acting needs to go watch Room. --- |
| Topic | BOTW what were they thinking w Zeldas voice |
| Evolician 05/02/18 10:21:59 PM #58 | BotW Zelda is better looking than TP Zelda. Zelda wearing a pink dress looks dumb and is cliche. She can't fight in that thing. BotW Zelda has the nice blue exploring outfit AND the prettier blue dress. --- |
| Topic | BOTW what were they thinking w Zeldas voice |
| Evolician 05/02/18 10:19:30 PM #56 | |
| Topic | We may have disagreements on which 3D Zelda is the best but we can all agree... |
| Evolician 05/02/18 9:47:35 PM #13 | Skyward Sword had phenomenal music compared to Breath of the Wild. And SS had nice colorful graphics compared to BotW's washed out blurry foggy mess. Skyward Sword had a waaay final boss fight. Ghirahim was new and interesting meanwhile BotW's story is nonexistent. That's all SS has that is better tho. --- |
| Topic | Rate this big breasted asian girl |
| Evolician 05/02/18 9:32:56 PM #14 | |
| Topic | Dragon Ball really jumped the shark when.. |
| Evolician 05/02/18 5:26:27 PM #14 | Dragon Ball really jumped the shark when Krillin farted on Bacterian. --- |
| Topic | Dragon Ball really jumped the shark when.. |
| Evolician 05/02/18 1:03:38 PM #1 | ... that talking pig showed up. too unrealistic imo --- |
| Topic | Do you still play the 3DS? |
| Evolician 05/01/18 11:03:54 PM #15 | Not because I want to, I'd be happier if all these upcoming 3DS games were coming out on Switch instead, like the Luigi's Mansion remake. I'm currently playing Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga on 3DS. --- |
| Topic | Why is everyone so into anal stuff these days? |
| Evolician 05/01/18 8:48:52 PM #40 | putting your tongue into a poopy butthole just seems really disgusting and couldn't you get pink eye doing that or something? --- |
| Topic | "Eyeball in mouth" is such a strange monster cliche |
| Evolician 05/01/18 6:22:28 PM #1 | how are they supposed to eat if they got an eyeball in their mouf? How are they supposed to see if they close their mouf!? --- |
| Topic | ariana grande doe |
| Evolician 04/30/18 11:16:45 PM #5 | wtf is that guy about to stab somebody --- |
| Topic | 17 y/o Girl Begs CONSERVATIVE Kid in Florida Shooting to Prom because he's HOT!! |
| Evolician 04/30/18 10:46:45 PM #21 | We are living in the strangest timeline alright. --- |
| Topic | Everyone look at this old perv touching hot women's body |
| Evolician 04/30/18 10:36:54 PM #48 | All this neck snapping seems really dangerous. --- |
| Topic | I barely recognize that porn star Jennifer White these days. |
| Evolician 04/27/18 7:13:05 PM #15 | |
| Topic | Just got my first paycheck |
| Evolician 04/27/18 7:11:24 PM #14 | Parappa09 posted... time to blow it all on video games This!!! I remember my first paycheck. I bought a Nintendo DSi. Good times. --- |
| Topic | Man President Trump singlehandedly reunited the Koreas! |
| Evolician 04/27/18 7:09:59 PM #6 | Trump single handedly brought about World Peace! All Obama did was bomb people and kill em with drones!! --- |
| Topic | Remember when Cosby was found not guilty of murdering his wife and her friend |
| Evolician 04/27/18 6:42:16 PM #13 | I guess they'll be puddin him in jail --- |
| Topic | Remember when Cosby was found not guilty of murdering his wife and her friend |
| Evolician 04/27/18 3:08:39 PM #6 | I remember with Cosby defeated the Undertaker. --- |
| Topic | If you somehow got this far in life without playing Star Wars Republic Commando |
| Evolician 04/26/18 7:43:29 PM #15 | Hopefully Jedi Outcast follows. I still have the discs for KOTOR 1 & 2 but not Outcast. --- |
| Topic | If you somehow got this far in life without playing Star Wars Republic Commando |
| Evolician 04/26/18 7:36:47 PM #12 | Republic Commando and Jedi Knight are now BC right? --- |
| Topic | Amazon is raising Prime to $119 |
| Evolician 04/26/18 7:28:17 PM #37 | I still get student half price. (: --- |
| Topic | Zelda Breath of the Wild gets too much hate |
| Evolician 04/26/18 7:24:52 PM #17 | The game is all about discovery but you eventually discover that all that's out there are shrines and korok seeds. The story is nonexistent and the 2nd half of the final boss sucks. Instead of going out with a bang, the game just fizzles out. You can just stand there and The game has the same problem of quantity over quality that Mario Odyssey has. Instead of 120 shrines, they should have maybe 60 shrines, and 6 optional dungeons that have like the content of 10 shrines mashed together. I really disliked how the shrines all looked and sounded the same on the inside and outside. If they just had like 4 alternating themes for the shrines instead of 1, it would've gone a long way to decrease the monotony. Was it really necessary for all the shrines and stables to look exactly the same on the outside? Variety is necessary! Speaking on variety, they needed more enemies! All you see throughout Hyrule are Bokoblins and Moblins and Lizalfos! Guardians were new and exciting and Lionels were awesome, but where are the Darknuts or Leevers or Tektites or Gohmas or Gibdos or Iron Knuckles or Skulltulas or Like-Likes? This is the one game where Like-Likes eating your shields wouldn't be so terrible! I get why they did the story the way they did but it was weak. It basically had no villain. Ganon wasn't a villain, he was just the monster that you fight at the end. He had no dialogue or personality or anything. Remember how cool he was in Wind Waker? This game needed a Zant or a Ghirahim or a Vaati. There should've been a 7th Champion who betrays the others and joins the Yiga Clan or something. Cliche? Maybe. But anything would've been better than the nothing that we got. --- |
| Topic | Yes! A super cute 18 year old black girl likes me! |
| Evolician 04/25/18 1:16:53 PM #477 | Ranmaru-2 posted... Evolician posted...how come mods don't just delete these topics It is immoral to allow Taddy to partake in this self harm --- |
| Topic | Don't try to argue with Nintendo fans. They would defend literal cardboard |
| Evolician 04/25/18 11:24:38 AM #11 | CableZL posted...
Building it is supposed to be part of the fun. Like building a lego set. Imo, the fun would be over after you built it. Then it's just a cardboard piano that I'm not really interested actually using. --- |
| Topic | Yes! A super cute 18 year old black girl likes me! |
| Evolician 04/25/18 11:20:43 AM #475 | how come mods don't just delete these topics --- |
| Topic | It should be company policy at all buisnesses to tell people who sneeze |
| Evolician 04/25/18 10:05:13 AM #9 | I always gotta keep my hand sanitizer ready because of customers who will just sneeze all into their hands and then immediately use said hands to hand over their money. Just. Why. Have they no self awareness?? --- |
| Topic | Everyone look at this old perv touching hot women's body |
| Evolician 04/25/18 9:43:29 AM #39 | Sooo this is all silly pseudoscience right? >_> He keeps making specific comments about their skeletons based on glances at the clothed bodies. He can't possibly see stuff from that. And all he's doing is lightly pressing on random spots on their backs or on their butt. These videos are just fap material right?? Hes using a fucking sander on their butts lolwtf --- |
| Topic | Name three games that are not Resident Evil Code: Veronica. |
| Evolician 04/24/18 8:47:35 PM #1 | I'll start. Super Smash Bros. Melee Final Fantasy VI Ape Escape 2 --- |
| Topic | PS3/360 graphics is all we need tbh |
| Evolician 04/23/18 3:58:17 PM #12 | Games don't need to look better than MGS3 or Resident Evil 4 if it means games have to have stupidly huge budgets that could ruin the company if the game don't sell enough. --- |
| Topic | Is Splatoon 2 good? How are the graphics in it? |
| Evolician 04/23/18 11:25:28 AM #2 | According to digital foundry the Graphics in Splatoon 2 are actually quite an improvement from the first game. --- |
| Topic | 6 months later, rate Super Mario Odyssey |
| Evolician 04/22/18 9:38:31 PM #3 | They should've had like 500 moons instead of 1000 or whatever. There's a lot of dumb filler moons. --- |
| Topic | How many clone characters are there for DBZ fighters |
| Evolician 04/19/18 11:51:38 PM #9 | CruelBuffalo posted... Lol do they fight differently They're all fight differently. The only ones that are actually the same character are Super Saiyan Goku and Super Saiyan Blue Goku, and even they have enough differences between themselves. --- |
| Topic | Remember in Metroid Other M when Samus says "confession time" |
| Evolician 04/19/18 11:24:06 PM #10 | Cookie Bag posted... For all the shit the game gets, i did enjoy beating it, though i don't think i could replay it again mostly because it had no replay value... The gameplay was pretty good except for the bad controller with no options. And the no healing items. And the first-person pixel hunts. The story completely destroys everything tho. --- |
| Topic | Remember in Metroid Other M when Samus says "confession time" |
| Evolician 04/19/18 10:41:43 PM #7 | DocileOrangeCup posted... no i dont  Zack_Attackv1 posted... I try not to. its necessary to be familiar with important metroid lore --- |
| Topic | Let's remember the GC/PS2/Xbox gen, one game at a time |
| Evolician 04/19/18 7:38:07 PM #61 | |
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