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TopicRoll your super power
uwnim
05/26/18 9:38:18 AM
#21
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ancient_Empowerment

I have no idea what this actually does.
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TopicWhen you think about it, owning pets is pretty fucked up.
uwnim
05/26/18 9:17:49 AM
#31
CiIantro posted...
masticatingman posted...
I dont see what your argument or point is. Pets like cats and dogs have undergone domestication for thousands of years. Its a mutual partnership - they provide companionship and possibly some useful skills and we provide shelter and food. Jeez, what a bad deal for them.

#1. It is a "partnership" that one party is unilaterally forced into. Pretty sure that is the antonym of the world.
#2. If the roles were reversed, would you be happy giving up 100% of your freedom to entertain your owner?

Weve had cats that chose to live with us.
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TopicIs it a dick move to order a pizza during a severe thunderstorm?
uwnim
05/25/18 9:46:35 PM
#4
If you do and the delivery person gets struck by lightning walking to your door, are you responsible at all?
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TopicPetition to change pronuncation of ''entrepeneur''
uwnim
05/25/18 9:37:14 PM
#6
SageHarpuia posted...
Ivynn posted...
French gave you civilization.

You're welcome.

The French founded Sumer??

I think they are saying the English were savages until the Norman conquest.
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TopicA train is coming toward you and you're stuck. You can change its course...
uwnim
05/25/18 9:33:19 PM
#5
NES4EVER posted...
Let the bodies hit the floor

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TopicAnyone remember me?
uwnim
05/25/18 8:58:06 PM
#11
Maybe
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TopicIs it ok to go to a bar alone
uwnim
05/25/18 1:21:47 PM
#40
SoundNetwork posted...

You can put me down however you like but know that you are in my social experiment and I am just an objective Observer with no opinions. In fact we are discussing about you on different forum and laughing at you. We appreciate your data.

That's fine.
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TopicScenario: You find a rift in space while on your normal route.
uwnim
05/25/18 1:16:08 PM
#4
Text my best friend and some family in case I can't return and then investigate
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TopicIs it ok to go to a bar alone
uwnim
05/25/18 1:15:01 PM
#33
lol, there's nothing wrong going to a place alone. You either know the people there and can be considered to be seeing them or you don't and who gives a fuck if some random you'll never talk to silently judges you?
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Topic"It's kinda your fault too because you put yourself in that situation"
uwnim
05/25/18 1:06:59 PM
#29
If you go to a bar and randomly get beaten up, then it would be victim blaming. If you went to the bar, told some dude to fuck off and then got punched in the face, then It would not be victim blaming.
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TopicReport claims Ukraine paid Cohen $400,000 for "access to Trump"
uwnim
05/25/18 12:56:30 PM
#41
iPhone_7 posted...
darkjledilink
Show me they got it, and it's a problem.

Investigation continues. I cant wait to see you move the goal post further. With the Trump Tower meeting, with Stormy Daniel. goal posts further and further

The more somethings turn up the more the have to redefine nothing to make the investigation fit.
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TopicWhen is too early to cut grass?
uwnim
05/25/18 10:23:43 AM
#19
After 10 is too late, if you are doing it in the morning you want it done by then cause it will get too hot otherwise.
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TopicImagine if the internet existed as it does now during the Cuban Missile Crisis
uwnim
05/24/18 7:11:51 PM
#4
LIsJustice posted...
How fucked would we have been?

We wouldnt exist. So some would argue wed actually be less fucked.
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TopicHow intelligent are cats?
uwnim
05/24/18 7:09:10 PM
#45
Hexenherz posted...
uwnim posted...
Cats don't understand how their own claws work. So fairly dumb.

what

Every single cat Ive met gets their claws stuck in stuff and struggle to unhook it. All they have to do is move their paw forward and their claw gets freed but they are too dumb to do that.
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TopicPerfect Cell & Kermit the Frog rap about Ms. Piggy while Harlequin lapdances
uwnim
05/24/18 6:49:18 PM
#9
pikachupwnage posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
The fuck did I just watch

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TopicHow intelligent are cats?
uwnim
05/24/18 6:37:23 PM
#43
Cats don't understand how their own claws work. So fairly dumb.
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TopicTrump ignores court ruling that he can't block critics on Twitter
uwnim
05/24/18 6:05:45 PM
#24
darkjedilink posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
The bigger issue would be not be able to respond to Trump tweets as that would cross the line on the 1st amendment as a government body was preventing another person from saying what they want.

No, they aren't. You just can't directly speak to the President via Twitter.

His twitter account is an official government platform, so yes.
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TopicIt's peanut butter penis time!
uwnim
05/24/18 5:27:35 PM
#16
Nutella is good with peanut butter. Too sweet by itself.
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Topichow do you make a peanut butter and jelly
uwnim
05/24/18 5:26:15 PM
#15
You take the bread, put peanut butter on it because the bread would otherwise absorb the jelly and get weird, then put jelly on the peanut butter. If you are making a full sandwich, peanut butter the other piece of bread as well.
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Topicdo moderate Republicans actually exist?
uwnim
05/24/18 5:08:20 PM
#2
Yeah, but other republicans hate them.
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TopicTrump ---- The Wizard of Twitter
uwnim
05/24/18 2:26:31 PM
#41
Bullet_Wing posted...
Was this supposed to be funny?

No, it's supposed to be "smart" and "brilliant" and the Liberals are supposed to break down in tears.
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TopicTrump ---- The Wizard of Twitter
uwnim
05/24/18 2:08:57 PM
#33
Capn Circus posted...
Phantom_Nook posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Why does Mueller's magnifying glass have "zero" in it? Hasn't his research resulted in several guilty pleas and convictions?

Trump garglers still pretend none of that has happened.


None of it pertains to Trump. Which is the goal behind the whole "Trump Russia" impeachment dream.

You can always theorize it could have something to do with him if you want, but you'd probably just be lying to yourself.

It is proof that an international shadow group wanted trump to be president.
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TopicTrump ---- The Wizard of Twitter
uwnim
05/24/18 2:06:44 PM
#31
CyricZ posted...
There comes a line where a political cartoon tries to cram so much material in there that it becomes completely incomprehensible.

This cartoon leapt over that line, left a neat little turd upon it, and then made a tweet about how sad the line was in the first place.

Thats how all of this dudes political cartoons are. Its often draw a bunch of shit with a theme and throw labels on everything.
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Topic$9,600 Supreme / Stern pinball machine sells out in 3 seconds
uwnim
05/24/18 11:57:13 AM
#6
What even is supreme anyways?
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Topic$5,000,000 but black Americans receive reparations
uwnim
05/23/18 7:52:36 PM
#23
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Damn. This was a good racist trap apparently. Literally want to hold black people back so much they will deny themselves their own come up. You realize how much crime this shit would stop? Probably not cause most your racist asses probably think the circumstances have nothing to do with the actions.

I just read the lil OP....what the fuck? Shit makes no sense. And it's even more racist for people to not want this. Or maybe classist

Well, if you accept you are dragging down the successful black people.
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Topic$5,000,000 but black Americans receive reparations
uwnim
05/23/18 7:11:28 PM
#9
Nukleen posted...
The reparations will come from wealthy and middle class black people.

The rich and middle class black people will pay reparations to poor black people?
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TopicMy fiance's last name is 4 letters long, mine is 15. Should I take her name?
uwnim
05/23/18 3:19:45 PM
#22
fenderbender321 posted...
If your last name has more letters, then you have more to lose by taking her name....so keep yours.

More letter means higher-upkeep costs, so he saves by changing to hers.
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TopicMy fiance's last name is 4 letters long, mine is 15. Should I take her name?
uwnim
05/23/18 2:47:35 PM
#2
Sounds like you don't like your name, so I say, go for it.
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TopicOne million dollars now, or 100 dollars every time you rub one out
uwnim
05/23/18 1:24:46 PM
#18
Southernfatman posted...
It might take longer to earn the mil, but you're still getting money past that. No matter what you always have a back up plan.

I'd earn more just throwing the million into CDs. Would take like 30-40 years for me to make a million the other way unless I'd seriously increase the times I do it.
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TopicOne million dollars now, or 100 dollars every time you rub one out
uwnim
05/23/18 1:12:48 PM
#4
Would take a really long time to earn 1mill from the second option. 10k times is a lot.
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TopicWhy does the left disproportionately hate Christianity?
uwnim
05/23/18 11:25:40 AM
#4
Christianity is hated so much simply because it is encountered the most.
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TopicTrump is actually tweeting about the Deep State this morning
uwnim
05/23/18 10:52:14 AM
#49
Mr_Biscuit posted...
Caution999 posted...
I'd rather eat cheeto dust than slurp up Obama's turds.

You are the only person ITT talking about Obama

But thank you for admitting you are arbitrarily slurping Trump

The weird thing is why do people think the alternative to trump is more obama?
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TopicTrump is actually tweeting about the Deep State this morning
uwnim
05/23/18 10:21:41 AM
#41
creativerealms posted...
If a powerful deep state actually existed and it actually had the power conspiracy theorists claim it had Trump would never have became president.

Trump is the Deep State candidate. Pretty obvious based on what has been revealed so far from the investigations. They thought they could use him as a puppet.
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TopicWhenever someone says "... I'm not gonna lie..."
uwnim
05/23/18 10:09:21 AM
#3
It makes me think that whatever they are saying next is likely bullshit.
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TopicHow to legally watch NBA games?
uwnim
05/22/18 11:47:28 PM
#3
Maybe a sports bar
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TopicNFL considering implementing 15-yard penalties for National Anthem kneeling.
uwnim
05/22/18 9:47:17 PM
#46
DifferentialEquation posted...
cjsdowg posted...
It it is funny how people on the right don't see this is a them being too PC .


Political correctness is a bad thing. This, however, is being patriotically correct which is a good thing.

An actual patriot supports people's right to kneel.
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TopicNo loli gagging
uwnim
05/22/18 7:51:20 PM
#5
I was hoping this didn't have anything to do with gagging cartoon girls. Unfortunately that is exactly what this topic is about. =/
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TopicNew redcap movement: Impeach Obama
uwnim
05/22/18 6:02:27 PM
#17
Like what? How does that make any sense?
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TopicIf dat leak is true, which poke switch starter will you choose: Pikachu or Eevee
uwnim
05/22/18 4:00:16 PM
#16
Eevee and evolve it into mundaneon.
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Topicomg i'm going to use my old socks with holes in them instead of tissues..
uwnim
05/22/18 3:28:38 PM
#11
If you mean for like dusting your house, that works well. If you mean for what some people in here are talking about, then be careful of the holes.
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Topic$10M but for 40 hours a week for the next 30 years, you must read
uwnim
05/22/18 2:25:28 PM
#21
HypnoCoosh posted...

True but the straight 40 hours evey week with no vacation is a deal breaker.

How bad it will be will depend on how flexible your hours and location will be. There's no particular reason it can't be done from practically anywhere and with whatever schedule you want. Like if you wanted to go somewhere, work 4 10s, take 6 days off and then work another 4 10s. Could also like work while running on a treadmill or on a flight somewhere. That sort of thing would make it easier to tolerate. Something like 5 8s a week every week would be terrible though, I agree.
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Topic$10M but for 40 hours a week for the next 30 years, you must read
uwnim
05/22/18 2:11:27 PM
#14
TheCyborgNinja posted...
$10M for 40 hours per week over 30 years isn't that good.... It's easier than a normal job, but pays much worse. Over 15 years or less I'd consider it, otherwise no.

Most people don't make 333&1/3k a year
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TopicNew PS4 controller looks sick
uwnim
05/22/18 2:00:40 PM
#2
Pics and does it still have the stupid light?
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Topic$10M but for 40 hours a week for the next 30 years, you must read
uwnim
05/22/18 1:59:54 PM
#7
DevsBro posted...
When new comments come in during this time, they get added in the order where they belong. If they are placed before the point you have read to, you have to go back and read them anyway.

This is the problem. Would be too difficult to keep track of.
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