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Topicremember when paramore looked cute
pkmnlord
02/20/18 2:11:06 PM
#16
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Turtlebread posted...
Remember when we saw paramores boobies


That actually kind of ruined her for me.

I mean, were you expecting her to be stacked or something?
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TopicGirls on dating sites: "I get bored easily."
pkmnlord
02/19/18 12:53:42 PM
#21
SrRd_RacinG posted...
I've seen "Loves to sleep" on a few occasions recently.

I'm thinking wtf....That's some lazy ass boring shit.

It's about as generic of an interest to have as "eating" or "wanting someone who can make me laugh".

Like wow bitch, you sure do stand out from all the rest.
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TopicPiece of shit willing to plead guilty to avoid death penalty
pkmnlord
02/17/18 1:28:36 PM
#47
frozenshock posted...
Just forget he even exists. It's not like it really matters anyway since he's never seeing the light of day outside a prison cell again anyway

I likely will forget about him, that's just how I feel about folks like this in general in regards to the death sentence vs. rot in prison for life debate.
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TopicYou are trapped in a room with Adolf Hitler, L. Ron Hubbard and Vince McMahon
pkmnlord
02/17/18 1:23:14 PM
#9
Vince and I double team the other two.

And then Vince hits me with a steel chair when I'm not looking and the crowd loses it.
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TopicPiece of shit willing to plead guilty to avoid death penalty
pkmnlord
02/17/18 1:20:57 PM
#38
Southernfatman posted...
Life in prison is a worse fate anyway.

Everyone always says this and while it's technically true, I would just feel a whole lot better knowing he's dead and gone and that being the end of that, rather than knowing he's still alive somewhere, regardless of how much prison justice he gets (unless of course another inmate finishes him).
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Topichow to hang multiple paintings on same wall at the same height with a laser?
pkmnlord
02/17/18 12:38:27 PM
#5
Got a tape measure or a really long ruler at least?
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TopicThose casting couch videos are pretty fucked up
pkmnlord
02/16/18 9:12:34 PM
#20
Even though I've been to Tempe many times and am pretty familiar with the main college area, I really never truly realized how actual the whole "ASU got ho's galore" thing was until I started using Tinder.
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TopicMisheard lyrics
pkmnlord
02/16/18 9:09:54 PM
#19
Heeeeeey-oh
Galileeeeeeo
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TopicTrolls Are Posting Fake Claims Of Being Assaulted At Showings Of Black Panther
pkmnlord
02/16/18 6:24:55 PM
#18
Why the fuck do they have to put the emoji right after the hashtag? Like, is that not enough for the average Twit-user to get the idea of what they're talking about?
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TopicGirls go to college to get more knowledge.
pkmnlord
02/16/18 6:21:16 PM
#10
Girls go to college to get FUCKED
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Topic"Keep politics out of sports"
pkmnlord
02/16/18 3:13:06 PM
#17
Funbazooka posted...
But kneeling in protest and making a scene is politically divisive.

Bitching about other people protesting is also making a scene.

Just shut up and let it happen.
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TopicJeeze, those reporters looking for a scoop on the shooting are cold as ice
pkmnlord
02/15/18 4:08:11 AM
#30
Pretty sure having snake DNA is required to be a journalist for these big wig fat cat suit-and-tie-guy news corporations.
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TopicHas a child ever been extremely annoying towards you before?
pkmnlord
02/14/18 6:53:00 PM
#9
Every child is extremely annoying to me.

Even the well behaved ones.
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TopicI should start to dabble in baking.
pkmnlord
02/14/18 6:20:34 PM
#17
You should dabble in dabbing bro ahuhuh
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TopicWould you sleep with this fat ass chick?
pkmnlord
02/14/18 4:54:54 AM
#5
Ohhh, I thought you meant it was a fat ass girl, not a fat ASS, girl!

But yes, in a heartbeat.
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TopicONN Poll: Is this dress black and blue or white and gold?
pkmnlord
02/13/18 4:11:13 AM
#45
cjsdowg posted...
My brain just sees it as blue and black.

Your brain doesn't see shit because you don't fucking HAVE ONE.
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TopicI'll never understand dude's who just send out random dick pics >_>
pkmnlord
02/13/18 2:55:02 AM
#22
Yeah I don't get it either, I've always asked (or been asked) before sending a dick pic, and even then the conversations were already steering in that direction as well, so it's not like it was just some out of place request.
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TopicHow do you say "really"?
pkmnlord
02/12/18 2:29:00 PM
#7
TopicThere's literally a band called Kelen Heller
pkmnlord
02/12/18 2:28:22 PM
#11
eston posted...
pkmnlord posted...
eston posted...
Why is Wes Borland in this band

Please don't tell me the Purge-wannabe on the second-to-right of the pic is Wes.

It was a joke

Oh, I thought you were serious. I don't know anything about these dudes, but if you were to tell me someone from Limp Bizkit was in the band, I sure as shit wouldn't doubt you.
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TopicThere's literally a band called Kelen Heller
pkmnlord
02/12/18 1:56:03 PM
#8
eston posted...
Why is Wes Borland in this band

Please don't tell me the Purge-wannabe on the second-to-right of the pic is Wes.
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TopicIf you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best
pkmnlord
02/12/18 12:30:52 PM
#9
Dustin1280 posted...
People who say that tend to have REALLY AWFUL "worsts" and not so great "bests."

I think that's the point
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TopicThis girl want four hundred dollars to meet her. :p
pkmnlord
02/12/18 2:46:33 AM
#47
CanuckCowboy posted...
pkmnlord posted...
Bitches like this don't learn from what they're doing. They know damn well there's always a guy out there desperate enough to do whatever.


These statements are contradictory. They clearly learned what they felt they needed to know.

Well I was going off my definition of "learning", which would mean they'd stop and just offer sex for no money and because they're cool.
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TopicThis girl want four hundred dollars to meet her. :p
pkmnlord
02/11/18 3:23:13 AM
#5
MabusIncarnate posted...
Tell her there's girls on the street corner of your town accepting $50 for the max experience. See what that ho say to that

Lmao she'll likely just move on to someone else who'll be more easy to manipulate.

Bitches like this don't learn from what they're doing. They know damn well there's always a guy out there desperate enough to do whatever.
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TopicWould Martin Shkreli have been investigated if he wasn't so publicly annoying
pkmnlord
02/11/18 1:39:27 AM
#28
Axiom posted...
In fact the feds were trying to find a way to confiscate it from him

How about a bony elbow to his face and then grabbing the album physically with the use of two hands?

It's a fucking Wu-Tang album, not the philosopher's stone.
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TopicWould Martin Shkreli have been investigated if he wasn't so publicly annoying
pkmnlord
02/10/18 12:42:48 PM
#24
Tropicalwood posted...
He sold it on ebay last year.

Oh wow, I missed that haha.

Let me guess, undisclosed buyer?
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TopicIs being yourself actually good advice?
pkmnlord
02/10/18 2:11:20 AM
#3
As long as you don't complain if being yourself doesn't work in your favor, because then everyone will fucking tell you it's you that needs to change.
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TopicWould Martin Shkreli have been investigated if he wasn't so publicly annoying
pkmnlord
02/10/18 1:16:15 AM
#22
Tropicalwood posted...
He doesn't own the album, you'll have to hope someone else gets robbed.

Since when? Did he sell it to someone else or does he no longer own it due to something related to his legal issues?
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TopicWould Martin Shkreli have been investigated if he wasn't so publicly annoying
pkmnlord
02/09/18 4:44:54 PM
#16
I just want him to give back that Wu-Tang album he's playing keep-away with.

Hopefully if he gets thrown behind bars, someone will just break into his home and steal that shit.
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TopicWhy do Trump supporter have to do everything "proudly"?
pkmnlord
02/09/18 4:37:03 PM
#15
Because it's the only thing they can say to make them still feel like they're on a higher moral ground without outright provoking someone from the opposing side.
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TopicWould Martin Shkreli have been investigated if he wasn't so publicly annoying
pkmnlord
02/09/18 4:35:01 PM
#12
You think he'd continue smiling if he was tied to a chair and beaten repeatedly with bats by a handful of people?
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Topicwhat even is "geek culture"
pkmnlord
02/09/18 4:05:36 PM
#10
s0nicfan posted...
Geek culture is pretending to be into nerdy things while taking potshots at actual nerds who unironically also enjoy those things.

This.

It's basically the virgin vs. chad meme but all the stuff on the chad side is likely whatever the "in thing" is as far as video games/comics/other nerd stuff is concerned, where as the virgin side probably has things that have been around for a while that all the newbie nerds think is lame.
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TopicIt's interesting how content sites have such righteous indignation about AdBlock
pkmnlord
02/09/18 12:22:06 AM
#7
Thankfully both my parents worked for IBM before (it's where they met in fact), so I never had to worry about either of them downloading weird/spam shit on our computer or onto any browsers (that was my job!).
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TopicWhy don't most people have the cash to BUY a car?
pkmnlord
02/09/18 12:05:44 AM
#9
One thing I'd like to do in life is just buy a car entirely right there at the dealership, no plans no nothing. The payment I make there for the car is the last one I make minus maintenance in the future.
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TopicAll video games are about to be erased from existence. You can save 3 titles
pkmnlord
02/08/18 7:31:06 PM
#5
Superman 64
Bubsy 3-D
The Guy Game
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TopicCarl's Jr. now in NYC!
pkmnlord
02/08/18 5:34:15 PM
#45
There's plenty of Carls Jr.'s here in Arizona too.
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TopicTrump drops dead, what do?
pkmnlord
02/08/18 4:54:10 PM
#7
I'd be like WTF and then wait to see what Pence's America's like.
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TopicI got threatened at work should I have done more to get student in trouble?
pkmnlord
02/08/18 4:47:44 PM
#14
Better brush up on your book-fu in case he wants to step to you.
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TopicThe Emoji Movie is now on Netflix.
pkmnlord
02/08/18 4:42:47 PM
#2
I'll enjoy ignoring its existence.
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TopicSplendid, got Mewtwo in Pokemon Go.
pkmnlord
02/08/18 4:35:31 PM
#9
C_Pain posted...
None of those mythicals are available yet. Rayquaza is coming out tomorrow.

So does that mean you can already get Lugia/Ho-Oh and Groudon/Kyogre?
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TopicSplendid, got Mewtwo in Pokemon Go.
pkmnlord
02/08/18 4:32:00 PM
#7
Geez so you can just get Mewtwo now like it ain't shit lol.

Can you get Mew or Celebi? Or Jirachi for that matter since Gen 3's a thing now apparently.
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TopicCarl's Jr. now in NYC!
pkmnlord
02/08/18 4:30:30 PM
#39
Crazy to think that a Carls Jr. opening in NYC would matter at all, but I always thought that the menus were exactly the same as Hardees, but obviously they went by either name depending on the coast.
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TopicI never really liked a lot of the DBZ movies honestly >_>
pkmnlord
02/08/18 3:46:00 PM
#14
The early movies before the Frieza saga really bored me as a kid because I just wanted to see everyone go SSJ and none of that ever happened.

And as a result of that, I barely watched any of the later movies (save for the first Broly film, Fusion Reborn, and Wrath of the Dragon). But I was so turned off by the earlier films, that I didn't even bother with any of the ones that DID feature characters going SSJ like the Cooler films, Bojack, Super Android 13, etc.

Also, I lol'd hard at the Japanese title for Wrath of the Dragon. The second portion of the title translates to "If Goku Can't Do It, Who Will?".
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TopicGTAV has reached 90 million sales. 15 million sales in 2017 alone
pkmnlord
02/07/18 5:53:48 PM
#6
Rockstar are making so much bank I'm pretty sure a good portion of their money has infused itself into all their employee's skin, making them partially legal tender.
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TopicNobody actually believes in the "deep state", right?
pkmnlord
02/07/18 1:53:37 AM
#8
TopicAmerican cheese is such a fitting name for it
pkmnlord
02/05/18 1:36:15 PM
#10
Gafemage posted...
but it's fantastic in comfort foods like grilled cheese sandwiches, mac 'n cheese, etc.

This, it's good for cheap, simple crap but it's not like anyone's gonna be putting Kraft singles on a dish that would normally use better cheese.
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TopicLittle Girl Scout sold 300 BOXES of Cookies in front of a WEED SHOP!!
pkmnlord
02/05/18 2:32:51 AM
#9
I've been seeing news stories about a girl scout making bank in front of dispensaries every year for the past 4-5 years.
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TopicConservative Teacher makes 3 Black Kids sit on the floor and STEPPED ON THEM!!
pkmnlord
02/04/18 2:02:04 PM
#70
Full Throttle posted...
She singled the 3 black kids and instructed them to stretch out on the floor in front of the class and then she said "You see how it was to be slave? How does it feel?"

When one of the students said she felt fine, the teacher then put her foot on the girl's back and said "How does it feel now? See how it feels to be a slave?"

Lol wow what is this bitch's problem?

And of course she's a white ass blonde too.
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Topic"Take the L" is the worst millennial phrase
pkmnlord
02/04/18 1:50:47 PM
#40
You want cringey? My sister graduated high school last year. And at the ceremony everyone that got up there, teachers included, kept referring to everything as "shit". This year was shit, this class is shit, our squad was shit. With a real emphasis in on the word when saying it.
And I know it wasn't just me because I could see other people turning and asking, but I did have to ask my other sisters WTF does that even mean. Our father and aunts asked. And it's like idk. And between all of us we had no idea. And our ages run the gambit from 60s to 30s. Figured out later it's some millennial garbage term thrown around as a cringey replacement for cool.
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TopicDo you think Waluigi is a good addition to the Mario series?
pkmnlord
02/04/18 1:48:12 PM
#4
Waluigi is the best addition to the Mario franchise and I want to clobber the shit out of anyone who says otherwise when goddamn Birdo, Toadette, and Daisy exist.
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TopicSomeone told me to 'go kill myself' in the feedback section for a review I wrote
pkmnlord
02/04/18 11:56:56 AM
#9
REMercsChamp posted...

Lmao get fuckin' rekt
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