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Topic title needs to be changed to "Reactionary morons who can't read proving they're reactionary morons who can't read".
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SmokeMassTree posted...

-_-

You aren't anyone's type my dude

Not even blind people

Says the guy with pubes on his chin.
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SmokeMassTree posted...

Why'd you delete the gym one from eharmony

Because you guys aren't my type.
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My cellphone's camera really sucks, damn.
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Stuffed green peppers with white rice and beef are usually pretty bad. Green peppers are awesome raw but suck cooked. Now, make them red peppers and put some spices in them and they'll be awesome.
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If it wasn't so bad that you were slewing all over the road, probably not. It's tough to know about that stuff because cars are heavy and move fast so there is a lot of force that your suspension has to deal with.

If the tire shop fucked you over, though, you should at least try to make them redo your alignment just in case.
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Not being able to control your car and killing somebody should probably be a bigger worry than a $50 alignment.
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Mario_VS_DK posted...

I didn't much care for it. One major thing I thought was annoying was that they saw Deadpool's success and went, "Oh! Gore and profanity is popular in superhero movies!" Then they just needlessly added as much gore and profanity as they could stick into the movie as they possibly could.

The gore was supposed to be offputting, man. Wolverine has been around for like half a century and you rarely saw how grisly his claws and style of fighting (get hit and regenerate) really would be. Logan was all about tearing away some of the comic book wholesome veneer and adding real life issues to the characters.
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I love me some "girly" drinks, I always get them. Watermelon Margaritas are the best. Just no mango, mangoes taste like I what assume are oranges that somebody regurgitated.

I actually like the slight stigma of guys drinking them because you can use that as a icebreaker when you're with chicks. "Oh, look at me, my drink has the most alcohol and I look like I'm too cool to care about what people think of me." Only, you know, unironically.
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notanoob74 posted...

Haha, what did I expect from the same board that unanimously agrees Bruce Lee would beat Mike Tyson in a fight?

Bruce Lee is dead and Mike Tyson has CTE, so that'd be a tough one to organize.

Also did some motherfucker just throw shade at PKD!?! We're beefing forever! FOREVER! (this is sarcasm)

The Watchmen movie is better than the graphic novel because of the ending.
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AIM was the shit for a while, yeah. I remember crashing my computer from having so many AIM windows open. I needed more Pentiumz!
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I love the Chargers, they're always good for a laugh.
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darcandkharg31 posted...

MasterGakke posted...

35/m/Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

*disconnects*

Which of the many cities dominated by Pittsburgh's sports teams are you from?
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35/m/Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Eh, it could be a lot worse. Obviously you care a lot about your dude if you feel that way. There's nothing wrong with that at all. Just don't go for her eyes next time you see her.
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Jen0125 posted...

She must not be that great if her boyfriend of 17 years is dumping her, ok?

Damn, that was catty as fuck. Rowr!
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Cool. Here's hoping all that talk about the Flames moving is just posturing. It would be a travesty to have an iconic NHL franchise move to a lame city like Seattle.
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Which team are you a fan of, Canucks or Golden Knights?
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How could you not believe in boobs? Other than stupidity there is probably more evidence of boobs on the internet than anything else.
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notanoob74 posted...

MasterGakke posted...

Why'd you keep playing it, then? You do know that not everybody who likes playing games does so like that, right?

alright so would you agree that there is a problem with spending thousands of hours in those types of games? if I can get one person to agree with that, I will feel that I've succeeded with this thread.

Well, yeah, anything you get addicted to and neglect other aspects of your life as a result is bad. But that's on you, man, not video games. And I don't say that maliciously, life isn't easy. If you had gotten addicted to reading and watching movies and neglected other aspects of your life to your detriment, would that have somehow been better?
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Luthor isn't anywhere near evil enough to be an American politician, though.
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dragon504 posted...

one of the Malazan books

Are those really that long? One of the (few) downsides of reading everything on a kindle now is that I never can tell how hefty a book really is.

The series as a whole is monstrous, though, that's for sure.
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notanoob74 posted...

Broken_Zeus posted...

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SkynyrdRocker posted...

If you're having fun playing those games, you haven't wasted your time

Well... that can't be the only criteria. There are a lot of things you can do all day which are enjoyable but not necessarily a good use of time. That said, even culture doesn't necessarily hae inherent value compared to other activities.

You're gaining culture vs gaining nothing. Culture is critical in society because it's the only thing that separates us humans from an alien society where they are all just mindless drones focused only on research and production.

Technically you're gaining culture while gaming as well, since culture is an incredibly diverse subject. And, broadly speaking, culture is of less inherent value than practical activities. Doubly so in terms of value to society, since science -- for instance -- has a greater potential for improving the overall existence of a people.

ok so say you're right that in many games you gain culture. What about people who spend thousands of hours in League, DotA, CS:GO, and similar games? After they learn all of the characters, all of the moves, what else is there to gain?

Why'd you keep playing it, then? You do know that not everybody who likes playing games does so like that, right?
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From where are you gleaning the inherent culture value in different forms of entertainment?
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Was it a natural hat trick or did some of them bang other dudes in the middle?
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Broken_Zeus posted...

CedarPointcp posted...
broken zeus are you zeus?


Zeus faded away and classified himself as obsolete. Otherwise there's some backstory on Hellhole.

Please tell me you bleached a white stripe in your hair, too!
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Sounds like you're projecting your own failure to play games without getting addicted onto other people and using an out-of-touch, cranky old man as justification.
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Nichtcrawler X posted...

MasterGakke posted...

Romance of the Three Kingdoms, probably. All the shit from the Dynasty Warriors games is only like the first 40%.

The book goes that far beyond the official formation of Jin?

Yeah, you got the main characters' grandkids running around falling for the same old retreat and attack ruses by the time all is said and done.

Fun fact: I dated a chinese girl for a while who believed that RTK was a 100% factual recounting of what happened. There really were 8 foot tall dudes who could kill 100 men and guys who could use magic back then, according to her. In fairness, that's at least cooler than most of the shit in the bible.
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Romance of the Three Kingdoms, probably. All the shit from the Dynasty Warriors games is only like the first 40%.
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darcandkharg31 posted...

If you take like 10 bagels and put some nice warm butter on them they make for some great masturbation material.

*Judge Judy not amused face*

Your dick really fits in a bagel? My condolences, friend.
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Who isn't aware of breast cancer at this point? If you really want to do something to help breast cancer research help expose all the bullshit "charities" that pocket 90 cents of every dollar donated.
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Ugh, popcorn. I don't even really like popcorn that much.
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I've seen that in youtube's suggested videos but over 2 decades of using the internet has completely cured me of my desire to click on things.
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Real talk I have had stuff like that happen from sleeping in an odd position. Pain is a weird thing, and anything but exact. On top of that it can become psychosomatic, especially if the internet tells you you're dying. Not really sure eating a month's worth of sodium from Panda Express was the best fast breaker, though, especially when several of your symptoms sound like dehydration.
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You're just undergoing mitosis. Soon your left half will split off and become another you. Don't worry, it happens to everyone.
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Krazy_Kirby posted...

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Krazy_Kirby posted...

most of it. the back description confirms my decision

Strange that you read books you thought you would dislike but eh each to their own.

only a few times. really just confirmed that my decisions were right. don't do that anymore

My favorite Anthony Burgess novel sounds terrible to me when I outline the plot. It's about an infamously gay pop author and his relationship to a cranky Italian priest who becomes Pope.
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Oh shit, that is really bad for the USA. Good thing we have a competent government in place to respond to this. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Currant_Kaiser posted...

synth_real posted...

Never hurts to make one follow-up call or visit, almost every employer has a stack of resumes to go through so doing something to make you stick out can be useful. If a simple phone call annoys a manager, then that's a place and a boss you didn't want to work for anyway.

What would I say if I called though?

UT1999 posted...

what kind of a job was it? just move one, i prefer no rejection letters

Fast food.

Give up and apply other places. There are only 3 outcomes when an application is put into a fast food restaurant. 1. They don't need people when you can work so they ignore you. 2. They need people so they'll call you right away. 3. They're so buttfucked for time and disorganized because they're crazy short people that they haven't managed to get back to you. You don't want to work there if it's like that, there are tons of places in the same pay range that will suck much, much less.
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I'm so fucking happy Clint Hurdle got an extension from the Pirates.
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That sounds amazing.
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Actually I was holding my erect pe...yeah, plastic, right. Totally.
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I counted hockey fights and my brief MMA experiences, so I'm a 9 or more. Fighting with skates on is much more fun than regular fighting. MMA grappling is like the most exhausting thing ever.
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Are you saying you normally trade oral sex for lunch? Not judging, but you're selling a little low.
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The Dead Horse: ......................................
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2009. Went from getting paid to TA and get a doctorate to we cut the program to working as a McDonald's manager and being so poor I had to shoplift food.
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Wow, I remember those!

My favorite arcade game is Die Hard Arcade, which I beat on multiple occasions with different people. It's the pinnacle of beat-em-ups. How can you hate a game that has both a hairspray and lighter combo and anti-tank rockets that do roughly the same damage?
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The games industry is a mess right now, so something will change soon. Who knows how it will finally shake out, though? Technology is still changing faster than the industry can account for, especially with it lugging around 30 years of antiquated notions.
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Jen0125 posted...

MasterGakke posted...

Weddings are never single events, there's always a bunch of bullshit you have to go through.

maybe if you're bougie. lots of people just go to the courthouse to get married.

As someone who had to go to 6 pissing weddings in an 8 month span last year, I so wish that was true. All my friends and family needed to have some gigantic ceremony.
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Damn, but you guys put this guy through the inquisition. Weddings are never single events, there's always a bunch of bullshit you have to go through.
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SmokeMassTree posted...

Which destiny planet has apples

Presumably Mars if they're red.
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