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| Topic | Do people really bleach their butt holes? |
| Flasbangs 02/02/18 6:45:19 AM #2 | There are people out there who don't bleach their buttholes? |
| Topic | Everyday shit I hear at the office I wish I didn't |
| Flasbangs 01/31/18 12:06:04 PM #2 | your* --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Why is Lightning on the cover of Dissidia? |
| Flasbangs 01/31/18 9:06:26 AM #3 | Squeenix don't know their own franchise --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Does it feel like "Millennial" is becoming an ageist slur? |
| Flasbangs 01/31/18 8:56:43 AM #7 | Never heard it uttered outside Gamefaqs and Imgur. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | What are some good ways to do cardio? |
| Flasbangs 01/31/18 6:10:07 AM #1 | If running isn't an option. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Is childhood the worst time you can get traumatized? |
| Flasbangs 01/31/18 5:46:43 AM #2 |  This works on more than anger. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Do you know anyone who's ever had a ''If i can't have her, nobody can'' moment? |
| Flasbangs 01/30/18 8:16:54 AM #2 | Yea, but then he got locked up and came out indifferent. Not so bad. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Which Sci-fi series is your fave? |
| Flasbangs 01/30/18 3:01:10 AM #4 | Star Trek hands down. Even though STD is a major pile of unwatchable shit. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Trump: 'I wouldn't say I'm a feminist' |
| Flasbangs 01/29/18 5:10:42 AM #4 | He's not wrong --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Is it rude not to give children food when they reach for it? |
| Flasbangs 01/29/18 4:34:11 AM #2 | No. Your sister is a moron. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | How do you personally feel about Dragon Age Inquisition? |
| Flasbangs 01/29/18 4:29:46 AM #71 | Made it to the first dragon which was cool, then I got bored and never touched it again. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | it has been decided that aerith or tifa will stay alive in the remake |
| Flasbangs 01/28/18 10:01:48 AM #3 | With the way FF games have been for the past 18 years, I wouldn't be surprised if this wasn't a joke. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Billions of insects are having gay sex 'accidentally' say scientists |
| Flasbangs 01/26/18 5:56:10 AM #15 | Mango Sauce posted... it's not like insects have brains, don't they just start fucking anything they land on? This. But let's watch some PC bastard turn this into something. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Dere's LITERALLY been 11 school shootings dis year alone in da US |
| Flasbangs 01/25/18 7:32:25 AM #6 | No reason to be scared. I'm not a student in America. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Senate Democrats CAVE on DACA, fall in line with Republicans over budget demands |
| Flasbangs 01/25/18 7:00:24 AM #13 | Whip Dick Durbin --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Why do men like dis exist? |
| Flasbangs 01/25/18 6:46:35 AM #3 | I could honestly picture a CEman doing this. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Cool video of killer whales swimming past kids |
| Flasbangs 01/25/18 6:15:40 AM #3 | St0rmFury posted... I would have shat my pants too. That's a fair reaction. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zotQjnz0ue8/maxresdefault.jpg --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | playstation vr |
| Flasbangs 01/25/18 5:42:07 AM #2 | I want it, I'm just not sure what for yet. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | wtf can you believe there's been 11 school shootings this year? |
| Flasbangs 01/25/18 5:27:57 AM #8 | chrono625 posted... Read up on what the actual "school shootings" entailed. Don't they only report it as a mass shooting if more than 4 people get killed? Still, just bringing a gun to a school, even without ammunition, would be a huge thing here. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | JRPGs with standout battle systems |
| Flasbangs 01/25/18 5:23:29 AM #23 | FFX-2. It may have been the game that completely turned me off Final Fantasy, but the combat system was good. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | wtf can you believe there's been 11 school shootings this year? |
| Flasbangs 01/25/18 5:21:33 AM #2 | Why don't you want to overreport those things? Seems like something people should be aware of. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Ebritias, Daughter of the Cosmos is a bitch. |
| Flasbangs 01/25/18 5:18:42 AM #7 | Go full Bloodtinge with Chikage and every boss becomes super easy. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Monster Hunter World at 91 on metacritic |
| Flasbangs 01/25/18 5:10:06 AM #2 | Pfft critic score. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Incredibles 2 will be a feminist movie. |
| Flasbangs 01/25/18 5:02:38 AM #8 | Disney is producing lots of turds these days. Wasn't going to watch it anyway, maybe if they had made it 12 years ago. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | most overrated Zelda |
| Flasbangs 01/25/18 3:46:50 AM #19 | Majora's Mask. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Did you like Tarzan using Phil Collins music? |
| Flasbangs 01/24/18 3:14:29 AM #2 | I didn't know I was supposed to hate Phil Collins at the time. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | I had no idea so many people don't like me here |
| Flasbangs 01/23/18 9:31:52 AM #12 | Wow, I never believed that anyone actually pay attention to usernames. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Madsen allegedly raped and tortured Kim Wall before dismembering her. |
| Flasbangs 01/23/18 9:29:09 AM #12 | The_Weird_Gamer posted... BalanceLost posted...going for life in prison Yup, pretty much. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | gf swallowed 3 times yesterday. Feelsgoodman |
| Flasbangs 01/23/18 9:03:21 AM #2 | Gross --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | List some good PS1 games |
| Flasbangs 01/23/18 8:58:00 AM #27 | Tenchu 2 Can't believe I forgot that one.. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | So you think homo sapiens killed off all the other human species? |
| Flasbangs 01/23/18 8:54:43 AM #4 | Aliens came and stole all the other species for research purposes. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | How safe would a lost tourist be around your home? |
| Flasbangs 01/23/18 8:51:22 AM #9 | If she was wearing that she would either freeze to death or stared to death by some of the muslim lady bears in my area. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Madsen allegedly raped and tortured Kim Wall before dismembering her. |
| Flasbangs 01/23/18 8:46:43 AM #5 | He'll probably be out in 12 - 16 years --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | List some good PS1 games |
| Flasbangs 01/23/18 8:43:20 AM #23 | Medieval Ace Combat 2 Resident Evil 1 - 3 Driver --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Can you be a Christian without liking Christian music? |
| Flasbangs 01/23/18 8:28:20 AM #16 | EverDownward posted... Court is in session I hate that I know which band this is. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Trump calls out Kim Jong-Un, somehow people are willing to be pro-North Korea |
| Flasbangs 01/23/18 7:57:19 AM #2 | I guess being pro-North Korea isn't necessarily the same as being pro-Kim Jong-Un. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Can you be a Christian without liking Christian music? |
| Flasbangs 01/23/18 7:50:57 AM #11 | My name is Christian and I don't even like the religion, let alone the music. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Recently got a Nintendo Switch, what are some good games? |
| Flasbangs 01/23/18 5:18:52 AM #3 | Skyrim --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Does anyone here have any experience with Multiple Sclerosis? |
| Flasbangs 12/29/17 3:04:20 AM #1 | Last month I had an MRI done after having symptoms for a year and a half. They found 15 lesions on my brain. My hands feel like they are full of sand and sort of constrained, like when you wear thick gloves. I have this feeling around my stomach, just below the ribs, like a tight band is wrapped around me.. This feeling have been getting worse and worse with no relief for more than a year now. I'm incapable of running, my lower legs feel like they are full of lead and have the same constrained feeling my hands have.. If I walk for more than 10 minutes, my right leg just goes almost completely limp, I have to drag it after me. MS has not been confirmed yet, but the neurologist seems almost certain that this is what it is. I just want to hear from some of you if you have experience with this thing.. Does it compare to your experience? I'm only 28.. I don't want my damn nerves quitting on me already.. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Why don't you eat ass? |
| Flasbangs 12/29/17 1:11:55 AM #32 | ShinigamiSoul posted... Flasbangs posted...rhklce posted...Flasbangs posted...Because it's disgusting. If it's boring to not eat ass, then I'll happily be a boring dude. I don't eat fast food because it's not worth it. You get hungry again about 20 minutes after eating it. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Why don't you eat ass? |
| Flasbangs 12/29/17 1:05:47 AM #29 | rhklce posted... Flasbangs posted...rhklce posted...Flasbangs posted...Because it's disgusting. What argument? --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Why don't you eat ass? |
| Flasbangs 12/29/17 1:04:03 AM #26 | rhklce posted... Flasbangs posted...Because it's disgusting. I don't eat fast food. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Why don't you eat ass? |
| Flasbangs 12/29/17 1:02:18 AM #24 | Because it's disgusting. You need to have some kind of mental deficiency to think that sticking your tongue in an ass is sexy or having a tongue in your ass is pleasurable. Just vomit inducing. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | My only gripe with The Last Jedi is Finn's entire story / plot *SPOILERS* |
| Flasbangs 12/28/17 10:18:25 AM #66 | Giant_Aspirin posted... Flasbangs posted...Giant_Aspirin posted...Flasbangs posted...Giant_Aspirin posted...Flasbangs posted...I thought the entire point of having him in the movie was that he's black and they could shoehorn in some gay shit with him. Where do I say that I dislike him being black? Are you one of those turds that see racism everywhere? I did imply that I dislike the gay shit, but yeah, I find most if not all romance in movies tacked on and boring. Them being gay doesn't make it interesting in the slightest. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Was Christmas underwhelming this year for everyone else? |
| Flasbangs 12/28/17 10:16:06 AM #2 | Nah, it was alright. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | My only gripe with The Last Jedi is Finn's entire story / plot *SPOILERS* |
| Flasbangs 12/28/17 10:13:51 AM #64 | Giant_Aspirin posted... Flasbangs posted...Giant_Aspirin posted...Flasbangs posted...I thought the entire point of having him in the movie was that he's black and they could shoehorn in some gay shit with him. Where do I mention my policies? I just stated a fact that is obvious to anyone who watched TFA. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | My only gripe with The Last Jedi is Finn's entire story / plot *SPOILERS* |
| Flasbangs 12/28/17 10:01:14 AM #62 | Giant_Aspirin posted... Flasbangs posted...I thought the entire point of having him in the movie was that he's black and they could shoehorn in some gay shit with him. The diversity that is real life is boring to me. When I watch a movie I just want to be entertained. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | My only gripe with The Last Jedi is Finn's entire story / plot *SPOILERS* |
| Flasbangs 12/28/17 9:53:52 AM #60 | I thought the entire point of having him in the movie was that he's black and they could shoehorn in some gay shit with him. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
| Topic | Would you get a penis enlargement surgery if they were as easy as breast implant |
| Flasbangs 12/28/17 9:50:17 AM #4 | Women are much more likely to be attention whores... --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer |
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