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TopicYour brain will not allow you to see all 12 dots
DevsBro
09/20/17 8:25:42 AM
#17
My brain can do whatever it wants. My browser won't let me see any of them.

How do people still use havascript on gamefaqs? No entiendo.
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TopicWhat the hell happened with Metal Gear Survive?
DevsBro
09/19/17 10:08:17 PM
#5
Is this the pachinko machine?

I honestly stopped caring when K man disappeared.
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TopicWhy do low income people have kids?
DevsBro
09/19/17 10:06:07 PM
#36
When you're poor, you have less options to do stuff. So you have sex more

brb quitting job
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TopicWill you be seeing Justice League opening weekend?
DevsBro
09/19/17 10:00:03 PM
#9
Not unless they either reboot the whole stupid thing or do something extremely clever like reveal that Henry Cavill and Ben Affleck were actually the Justice Lords versions (and pretend this was the plan from the start).
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TopicIf Soul Calibur VI is ever announced, Jon Snow and the NK should be guest
DevsBro
09/19/17 9:33:00 PM
#8
Jon Snow and North Korea?
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TopicOctober starts soon.
DevsBro
09/19/17 9:20:46 PM
#1
It's kind of become a tradition for me to play through a Halloweeny game in October. Don't really know why, as I'm not normally a fan of Halloween, Survival Horror or Tim Burton crap.

So, looking through my backlog, I have these options:

Lone Survivor (go for another ending)
Infamous Festival of Blood
Silent Hill (another ending)
Castlevania Symphony of the Night (Richter mode)
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (lol)
Uh... RE4 Mercenaries mode?

What would CE play first?
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TopicToys R Us blames videogames for their bankruptcy
DevsBro
09/19/17 7:25:40 PM
#51
LittleRoyal posted...
DevsBro posted...
But...

They have a video game department...

Read the article *sighs* nobody in this topic seems to read.


They are blaming their low sales of games.

Why would I do that?
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TopicWhen I see "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog", I assume...
DevsBro
09/19/17 5:54:22 PM
#7
because you're stupid

Stupid enough for CE to be able to figure out what I'm thinking?
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TopicTraffic is awfully Friday for a Tuesday.
DevsBro
09/19/17 5:35:06 PM
#3
Bad. Friday is apparently everyone's favorite workday. Or maybe jyst the day they take off an hour early.
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TopicTraffic is awfully Friday for a Tuesday.
DevsBro
09/19/17 5:25:42 PM
#1
What happen, mewonders.
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TopicToys R Us blames videogames for their bankruptcy
DevsBro
09/19/17 5:24:26 PM
#25
But...

They have a video game department...
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TopicWhen I see "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog", I assume...
DevsBro
09/19/17 4:55:23 PM
#4
or they just made a mistake.

Why are you trying to tell me what I assume?
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TopicWhen I see "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog", I assume...
DevsBro
09/19/17 4:47:29 PM
#1
that the typer doesn't know where the "s" key is.
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Topictiger vs lion
DevsBro
09/19/17 1:45:28 PM
#4
Tiger prob but lions are bamfs too
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TopicWhat is it with JRPGs and having a boring AF exploration phase?
DevsBro
09/19/17 12:45:28 PM
#34
Which is the same thing, except with a cutscene and maybe also a bossfight tossed in.

Exactly. Now things have relevance, continuity and tension.
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TopicToys R Us file for bankruptcy: a brick and mortar solution
DevsBro
09/19/17 9:37:37 AM
#15
I couldn't be happier with this. Aside from clothes and groceries, everything is better buying online.

And shipping.

I have probably paid more for shipping than the stuff I have bought online.
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TopicWhat is it with JRPGs and having a boring AF exploration phase?
DevsBro
09/19/17 9:34:06 AM
#31
Exploration is good but it needs to be interesting. There needs to be a reason for it.

Not just "go collect four crystals." That's garbage. How about "oh no the rivals are going to beat us to the crystal" or "Tom clearly has a history with this town but he doesn't want to talk about it..."

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TopicThis 21 y/o NON-BINARY LGBT Student was KILLED by Police causing OUTRAGE!!
DevsBro
09/19/17 9:33:11 AM
#64
I mean it sucks but I don't understand at all why people intentionally attempting to cause deadly harm should expect a certain level of treatment.

I'm all for trying the taser. If I knew that it would be exactly as easy and exactly as effective, that's what I would pick. But I don't know why this would ever be the expectation.
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TopicWhat is it with JRPGs and having a boring AF exploration phase?
DevsBro
09/19/17 9:25:04 AM
#27
TopicFirst wild bison in Germany in over 250 years immediately shot to death.
DevsBro
09/19/17 9:23:12 AM
#64
Why? It has been over 15 years since the change.

Because wrestlung is awesome and nobody cares about wildlife
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TopicXenoblade 2: Graphics comparison (January 2017 vs. September 2017)
DevsBro
09/19/17 9:20:05 AM
#5
TopicWhat do you do for a living? Be honest
DevsBro
09/19/17 9:17:58 AM
#149
There are two major responsibilities at my job:

1. Begging people to do the stuff I have been begging them to do for weeks
2. Explain that I am missing my deadlines because I'm not begging hard enough.

Then there's this little side activity where I make software with the data I never get from said people.
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TopicWhich is the bigger threat to the world right now: terrorism or North korea?
DevsBro
09/19/17 9:15:45 AM
#9
TopicToys R Us Preparing for Possible Bankruptcy Filing
DevsBro
09/19/17 9:14:49 AM
#81
TopicToys R Us Preparing for Possible Bankruptcy Filing
DevsBro
09/19/17 9:14:32 AM
#80
And here I thought my nephew's other relatives did enough business with them to keep the whipe company afloat.
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TopicAnd then he gave her a crisp $100 bill
DevsBro
09/19/17 9:12:43 AM
#5
Literature is like a broad oak tree with green leaves and deep roots, sturdily reaching down in search of water. It's ornate for no reason other than to waste your time.
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TopicYou can only play ONE video game for the rest of your life.
DevsBro
09/19/17 9:09:20 AM
#65
TopicSo, Shirtless Mario has been modded into Smash 4.
DevsBro
09/19/17 9:07:03 AM
#18
“Waluigi still has his foreskin,” said Kimishima. “You won’t ever see it but it’s there. We do not know why he remains uncircumcised, however. It might be a religious thing, it might not. But, yes, Nintendo players can expect some exciting downloadable content for The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.”

(...)

“This was never brought up during Waluigi’s concept stage,” said Fumihide Aoki, Waluigi’s creator.

(...)

“Also, remember Shy Guys?” he added. “None of them have any gag reflexes. So you could really go to town if you wanted.”


Dear Diary,

Today I was glad I visited CE.

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Topic"Where are the cops?!?!" Moments earlier: "Fuck the police!!
DevsBro
09/19/17 9:01:07 AM
#6
One day a car is going to plow through protesters and nobody is going to watch the video because the dedinition of "plow through" has changed to "kind of rudely requested passage and was granted it" and that's not interesting.
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TopicHave you ever had one of your topics make the "hot list?"
DevsBro
09/19/17 8:59:04 AM
#5
Probably?

I don't check the list because why would I
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TopicWas george lucas your favorite star wars director?
DevsBro
09/19/17 8:56:54 AM
#6
George Lucas was always a competent director. It's just his writing and revisions that sucked inexcusably.

But that said, the guy from Rogue One is by far the best director the series has had. That sense of scale in the Death Star dish placement scene was better than everything else in the series combined.
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TopicDo smartphone benchmarks even matter anymore?
DevsBro
09/19/17 8:54:00 AM
#5
The mobile website is pretty f***ing awful. IDK what javascript is doing in the background, but it really f***s with the phone. Turning off javascript makes it so much better, but then you can't quote.

Technically you can.

It's just more keystrokes than it's worth on a mobile "keyboard."
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TopicDo smartphone benchmarks even matter anymore?
DevsBro
09/19/17 8:46:35 AM
#3
It matters if you're using gamefaqs on it.

And preferably, your phone should yave a port to connect to at least two supercomputers.
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TopicI saw a cop speeding on the interstate, what should i do?
DevsBro
09/19/17 8:45:05 AM
#10
TC wants so badly for this cop to he in the wrong.

Look in the window, TC. Maybe he has beer in the front seat.
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TopicFried egg Taco
DevsBro
09/19/17 8:43:11 AM
#19
The "eggs" are powder that they mix with water and heat up.

This thought is actually pretty impressive. Somehow they've made self-separating powder that causes the yolk and white to form distinctly, or else they mix them separately and have found the missing technology that allows you to fuse cooked eggs together.

so... basically an omelette?

That was my first thought too but there is a fine difference in that an omelette is technically scrambled (th as t is, the yolk and white are mixed together) where this would be fried.
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TopicOH FUCK I would pay so mon for a remake of MGS1-4 with V gameplay
DevsBro
09/18/17 6:32:21 PM
#13
DocileOrangeCup posted...
those were like card based right?

Something like that. I'm not really sure.
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TopicWhat is it with JRPGs and having a boring AF exploration phase?
DevsBro
09/18/17 6:21:26 PM
#26
Ricemills posted...
what.
the.
fuck.

10 years ago people complaining about ffx and ffXIII for being linear with no exploration, and now people doing the opposite?


Exploration is good but it needs to be interesting. There needs to be a reason for it.

Not just "go collect four crystals." That's garbage. How about "oh no the rivals are going to beat us to the crystal" or "Tom clearly has a history with this town but he doesn't want to talk about it..."
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Topiclong on the sides short on top that's my next haircut
DevsBro
09/18/17 9:58:28 AM
#5
Confucious say man with itchy butt have stinky hand
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TopicI now have around 650 cassette tapes
DevsBro
09/18/17 9:57:41 AM
#3
Gonna take you a long time to listen to them all.
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TopicSo Gordon Ramsy is like Simon Cowell but for cooking shows?
DevsBro
09/18/17 9:53:15 AM
#8
This s*** is ROAR!

FTFY
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TopicGarlic vs onion
DevsBro
09/18/17 9:52:02 AM
#2
Onion if I had to choose.
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TopicGuys, what do you use to clean your face?
DevsBro
09/18/17 9:51:26 AM
#2
Topic2+2 is 4, minus 1, that's 3, QUICK MATHS
DevsBro
09/18/17 9:48:05 AM
#3
Half-Life 3 confirmed!
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TopicDo you like mayonnaise?
DevsBro
09/18/17 9:47:04 AM
#23
Hold up nore than a third of people don't like it but less than a tenth of restaurants or caterers omit it by default?
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TopicIf you were at a Chinese restaurant right now, what would you order?
DevsBro
09/18/17 9:42:52 AM
#65
TopicThe hell is this?
DevsBro
09/18/17 9:35:48 AM
#2
Just checked, they were founded in 1993.
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TopicOH FUCK I would pay so mon for a remake of MGS1-4 with V gameplay
DevsBro
09/18/17 9:25:32 AM
#11
I'd prefer an MG 1 and 2 remake, and a port of the Acid games.

The Acid games were supposed to be good but screw buying a system for two games.
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