Lurker > tremain07

1. No money
2. no friends
3. no car
4. no social life
5. virgin
6. unemployed
7. stupid
8. no valuables
9. no decent clothes
10. no contraceptives at all
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MorbidFaithless posted...

Do you have any good reason to believe any of that will happen?

ItsYourFault posted...

MorbidFaithless posted...

Do you have any good reason to believe any of that will happen?

No, it's just that my mind constantly imagines the worst case scenarios of everything all the time when I'm alone and I'm alone alot and now I'm about to be alone completely for seven days straight with only the dog as company. It's scaring me alot.
V-E-G-Y- posted...

They'll be fine unless deres an earthquake/tsunami

WHAT?!
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I'm worried as fuck, what if the boat sinks, what if they're attacked by cartels, what if they lose their passports, what if I fuck up and accidentally kill the dog while their gone? Worries, worries, worries and more worries. CE, what can I do to ease these worries? When it comes to things like this I'm a natural worrywart, the worst in my family, I freak out so much I called my brother ten times last night thinking he was freezing to death because I thought he sounded off when in reality he had gotten into an argument with his girlfriend and locked himself out. It's just such a pain because everybody else is rather easy going and can often go days without talking me, maybe it's because I'm a boring person, maybe they don't want to talk to me, maybe this is all a secret plot to have me killed while they all set up alibis and easily collaborated stories.

I am so fucked up.
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Remember during that writers strike years ago when Steward,Colbert and Conan were so bored they started a crossover feud with each other that ended up with 3 old guys pretending to fight each other for 15 minutes? Good times. Now Daily show is garbo, Colbert has ruined himself by constantly being actually angry at president idiot every show and I don't even know what Conan's doing, I fucking hate TBS
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Which one is cool like the rain and as hot as the sun?
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Im like 99% sure that's actually Eddie Murphy

Holy shit, I thought that,too. Is that actually blackface,tho? It looks good, like RDJ in Tropic Thunder good.
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They say the stronger the smell is from that area, the more fertile you are, so if you have a smelly crouch that mens you're in mating season heat. Basically you need to have a fuck-a-thon.
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I don't mean release it, wait are you doing Nuzlock?
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JustMonika posted...

But I named him Sam :(

Real original.
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You should ditch the Pikachu, you get one later on, as for Rockruff, is it the special one that evolves into the dusk form or just a normal one you caught? Also, you may need to replace Trumbeak/Trumcannon because it just can't keep up with later game battles
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https://www.yahoo.com/news/steve-bannon-tries-mend-ties-152436893.html

Looks like the alt-right has decided Trump is their man and Bannon may be kicked from Brietbart over this.
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I honestly would probably be happier in life if I could smoke manjuana. I'm a nervous wreck half the time and the other times I'm either stewing in self depression and hatred or just angry at anything.
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Fake News. Pokemon never throws anything away, even if they don't give it to you, it's data will still be there such as certain mega stones, certain pokemon and certain other items that serve no purpose in that gen will still be in the coding including Z-moves. If anything it'd be more believable if they told us a new way of battling would be revealed, gen 5 tried to define itself with rotation battle and triple battle and pokemon fusion, only fusion has remained, gen 6 is all about mega evolution and gen 7 is about z-power, gen 8 has to have it's own gimmick to shill.
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Pus
Moist
Ooze
Goop

I can dry heave just thinking of these words
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TheMarthKoopa posted...

Don't post context or anything

Oh, hey, I remember you, find any fun nendos lately? like say Akko,Lotte and Sucy?
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This time about some disabled dude that kicked his ass recently. Why is this guy so popular?
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Zack_Attackv1 posted...

Holy Picazo!

LMAO. Imagine the day it becomes illegal to flip somebody off. How else are we to advise fellow motorists and pedestrians to hurry it up?
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Chicago is honestly The Wire. Corrupt cops,high crime rate and a very edgy populace. It's just and awful city to live in and only getting worse
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What an odd thing to say, I thought he left the white house to wage war on the media on the behalf of Trump or some other crazy nonsense.
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What's your favorite sex position?
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What?
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Still, sometimes I hear people cuss as much as Katt Williams doe in his stand ups, he cusses so much I don't think Comedy central ever airs his specials unless it's the weekend and past midnight and even then they still have to beep him every 4th or 3rd word.
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I see...
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No big deal, it's just I've never heard so many swears in the span of 30 seconds before outside of TV where they play up how rude a character is. It's really that normal?
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shockthemonkey posted...

They seem normal to me.

Really? This is the mos swearing I've ever heard in a random conversation I've overheard once.

"Hey,motherfucker! It's been ages since I've seen you! How the fuck have you been?"
"I've been great asshole, the whole fucking time I've been working my ass off to please this shitty boss of mine,lately. Did you hear about,Dan? The dumb son of a bitch got arrested last night"
"What a fucking moron,he always does this shit."

That's normal? Those guys were in their 30s
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I was brought up with the idea that you weren't suppose to swear when talking in public or when holding a conversation unless you're upset and even then, try to restrict to one or two swears.
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There's no way this wasn't something done by some corporate sleezbags, no dumbass kids would do this and no jaded employees would do this. Especially being smart enough to steal the fucking camera, by the way, what the hell kind of antique camera were they holding where the footage is still in the camera? I guess they busted it then stole it before starting their crime.
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TC is officially the new CE snitch. Lil easy is finally free.
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I did until I was woken up by people shooting their guns outside. It happens every year and it still pisses me off, mainly because it woke up Addy.
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Is that like being dead? Because that's what I feel right now, dead inside and dead forever.
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Shitty end to a shitty year. I hope next year is better but it's clear it won't be. Oh well, one more year closer to death.
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What a disappointment of a game, I hope it kills the franchise or it's doomed to become what Fire Emblem, Zelda and eventually Pokemon will be, shameless pathetic pandering through dangling sluts in front of a lonely player.

legendarylemur posted...

tremain07 posted...

I despise Rex and his two bitches. They really ruined a good chunk of the game with how bland they are, everybody else wasn't that special,too but at least they had some redeeming factor those three however they were shitty main characters a real step down from the X1 cast

If you call Pyra a bad character, you haven't played past the halfway point in the game. And it's a coming of age story. Rex is supposed to be intolerable or flawed early and gradually learn as he goes. Plus, he's only 15. I'm pretty sure all of us were snot-nosed at 15. It's less realistic when some 15 year old kid acts like he's experienced everything in his life

I watched that whole goddamn story Pyra is shit, she's just there along with her other half to get fucked by Rex. That's not a character that's a hooker
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Second_Chances posted...

I like Rex, he's a good hearted guy without being a total dumbass shounen protag

Ugh, now I know you're full of shit because Rex is as standard shounen protag as they come. Just admit it dude, you're self inserting as the guy, he's just another one of those characters made exactly for dudes like you.
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I despise Rex and his two bitches. They really ruined a good chunk of the game with how bland they are, everybody else wasn't that special,too but at least they had some redeeming factor those three however they were shitty main characters a real step down from the X1 cast
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Zack_Attackv1 posted...

Dude you see the episode yesterday?
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Let's bring in the new year!


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Right, bode.
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Shit, that doesn't bold well for me.
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Axiom posted...

tremain07 posted...

Ryo_the_Inferno posted...

Depression.

Maybe bipolar if you have sudden upswings?

Well, I can go from neutral to happy to wanting to to just bury my head in my pillow and never come out in the span of minutes to an hour but nobody in my family has a history of bipolar disorder to my knowledge.

Are you Kahn from King of the Hill

Seriously though that sounds like bipolar disorder

I remember very little of King of the hill, did he ping pong between extreme happiness, extreme sadness and extreme anger? Thinking on it, I realized that I'm almost never midly angry, happy, or sad it's always a worse case scenario with me, last week I thought I lost my money for a haircut and I just stomped back to my house enraged at myself for being so stupid, then it turned out I dropped it on the way out and I felt so humiliated I wanted to just forget about hair ever again.
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armandro posted...

melancholy

I thought that was when you suddenly start remembering bad things.
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Ryo_the_Inferno posted...

Depression.

Maybe bipolar if you have sudden upswings?

Well, I can go from neutral to happy to wanting to to just bury my head in my pillow and never come out in the span of minutes to an hour but nobody in my family has a history of bipolar disorder to my knowledge.
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Like you don't have anything to feel sad about but at the moment you just feel a slew of negative emotions.
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Basically pick something gross, dare unsuspecting CErs to google it with the images turned on and wait for the reaction.
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KlRBEH posted...

Broly will never stop being popular

But why? His motivation is stupid and he's long since been surpassed in power. It's just like with Bardock who got 1st place!
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Seriously?

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