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Topictinder slut wanted to see the snowman instead of boo 2
knightoffire55
10/22/17 4:37:10 PM
#1
she said she wanted to see michael fassbender's harry hole.
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Topicdo you like neogaf
knightoffire55
10/22/17 1:46:41 AM
#1
do you like neogaf



sorry I'm just too drunk
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TopicHabe you ever dined amd dashed?
knightoffire55
10/21/17 10:14:09 PM
#4
ive dumped a few tinder skanks at restaurants if that counts
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TopicYeah.
knightoffire55
10/21/17 4:50:14 PM
#1
No.
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TopicIsn't Geostorm a ripoff of The Avengers?
knightoffire55
10/21/17 3:38:04 PM
#1
I think it is.
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TopicMajority of boys are awful at messaging online (Tinder venting)
knightoffire55
10/21/17 1:40:07 AM
#36
the problem is this

i made two profiles one of myself and one of a attractive guy.

swiped until both profile got some common matches.

i then messaged the same girl with both profiles

the attractive guy profile just messaged "hi" and i used a clever pick up line for my real profile. guess which profile she responded to?
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Topicdo you put chocolate syrup on waffles?
knightoffire55
10/21/17 12:19:58 AM
#1
do you put chocolate syrup on waffles?



its really good for when I'm hungover
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Topicall matches on tinder are not created equal
knightoffire55
10/20/17 11:22:50 PM
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average guy with clever messages - no response

hot guy with boring messages - she'll talk all night
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TopicGetting drunk now to go Geostorm later.
knightoffire55
10/20/17 4:57:31 PM
#1
Looks awful, can't wait.
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Topicsome weird guy texted me
knightoffire55
10/19/17 11:27:22 PM
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said he got my number on erotic monkey.
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Topiclooks like disney's checks cleared again
knightoffire55
10/19/17 8:30:43 PM
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Topici hope we get another harold and kumar movie
knightoffire55
10/19/17 3:36:00 PM
#1
that last one was great,
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TopicEverything Wrong With Boo: A Madea Halloween
knightoffire55
10/19/17 2:00:53 PM
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TopicI've decided to destroy all humankind.
knightoffire55
10/19/17 12:06:38 PM
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I'll be so strong nobody will able to stop me.
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Topictinder needs an easy mode
knightoffire55
10/18/17 10:13:25 PM
#1
that is all
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Topicgeostorm geostorm we are going on a geostorm
knightoffire55
10/18/17 10:12:21 PM
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sorry I'm really drunk
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Topicwhich movie will have a better opening weekend, geostorm or boo 2
knightoffire55
10/18/17 9:03:23 PM
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better opening weekend this weekend


i owe @LaggnFragnLarry a beer if boo 2 a madea halloween wins
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Topicofficial boo 2 a madea halloween countdown topic
knightoffire55
10/18/17 8:08:30 PM
#11
I'm watching Geostorm drunk.
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Topici herd super mario odyssey was bad
knightoffire55
10/18/17 3:30:48 PM
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is that true
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TopicSuper Mario Odyssey gets a 39/40 from Famitsu
knightoffire55
10/17/17 9:51:25 PM
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Not having an easy mode cost it a point.
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Topicdo some of the users have access to the usermap
knightoffire55
10/17/17 9:32:46 PM
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someone correctly guess one of my alts even though i hadn't used that account for a year.
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Topicjohn goodman's character in kong skull island was a misunderstood hero
knightoffire55
10/16/17 8:03:14 PM
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he was the best part of the movie
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Topicdoes anyone like lagnfragnlarry?
knightoffire55
10/16/17 7:49:40 PM
#24
I like @LaggnFragnLarry
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Topicyou were here last night too wasn't you
knightoffire55
10/16/17 4:36:51 PM
#1
you were here and you was smoochin with my brother
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Topicand with your wrinkled pussy, i cant be your lover
knightoffire55
10/15/17 5:49:23 PM
#2
watch out you are going to trigger some snowflakes
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Topicremember theres a safe space board for all you snowflakes
knightoffire55
10/15/17 5:40:50 PM
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Topicis there anything wrong with a woman who has sex with me
knightoffire55
10/15/17 5:22:52 PM
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sorry I'm really drunk
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Topicdo you think i am shallow in the way i look at women
knightoffire55
10/15/17 3:38:05 AM
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do you think i am shallow in the way i look at women


its not my fault i can't see fat sluts as hot babes the way jack black can
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Topicremember when butters thought the hostess at raisins was his girlfriend
knightoffire55
10/15/17 3:08:26 AM
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i liked that episode
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Topicim drunk and the final boss of ff8 is way too hard
knightoffire55
10/14/17 7:26:40 AM
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she keeps blowing away my good magic and ruining my stats
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TopicYou know what my problem is? I am not interesting.
knightoffire55
10/14/17 6:30:20 AM
#5
mortimerjames posted...
git gud

"Ooh, do me, Dark Souls master, I want you to do me cause you're the Dark Souls guy!"
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TopicYou know what my problem is? I am not interesting.
knightoffire55
10/14/17 6:21:16 AM
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What am I supposed to say?
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Topici only want to socialize.
knightoffire55
10/14/17 5:31:01 AM
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i don't think i should.
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Topicdo women actually read bios on tinder?
knightoffire55
10/14/17 12:35:08 AM
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i decided to experiment with tinder

put pics of an attractive guy up and put the blandest most generic bio i could think of.

got 100 matches within a couple days

conclusion: girls don't fucking read your bio
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Topicwhat did smokemasstree do to get in purgatory and his alt banned?
knightoffire55
10/13/17 9:22:27 PM
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i think he banged the wrong tinder slut
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Topichooray for boobies is a classic album
knightoffire55
10/13/17 4:07:17 PM
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im super drunk
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Topicrocking the dragon to rock the dragon
knightoffire55
10/13/17 2:50:57 AM
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its so perfect
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Topicjust found out my girlfriend is cheating on me
knightoffire55
10/12/17 9:43:29 PM
#1
well i have a tinder slut or two waiting in the wings.
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Topicdidn't really care for star fox 2
knightoffire55
10/12/17 7:32:02 PM
#3
did you play it drunk? did you request nintendo add an easy mode?
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Topicpost your phone number on tinder as your opener
knightoffire55
10/12/17 2:50:26 AM
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no point in using tinders messaging app.
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TopicI liked the black mirror about lesbian couple
knightoffire55
10/11/17 10:36:58 PM
#4
Metal_Mario99 posted...
Were they hot?

kind of
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TopicI liked the black mirror about lesbian couple
knightoffire55
10/11/17 5:21:17 PM
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Watched it drunk
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Topicwho's a bigger troll
knightoffire55
10/11/17 4:51:15 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
dioxxys posted...
knightoffire55 posted...
sorry I'm very drunk

At 3:30 EST?


it's never too early to drink.

those tinder sluts don't bang themselves
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Topicwho's a bigger troll
knightoffire55
10/11/17 2:57:54 PM
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who's a bigger troll


sorry I'm very drunk
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Topicmost sluts love a man with a good amiibo collection
knightoffire55
10/11/17 12:07:24 AM
#4
if you want to be happy for the rest of your life

never make a pretty woman your wife

so from my personal point of you

get an ugly girl to marry you
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Topicis khan in star trek two a robot?
knightoffire55
10/10/17 4:51:48 AM
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they said he was artificially created to rule the earth
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Topicfrom software's justification for not adding an easy mode
knightoffire55
10/10/17 2:38:50 AM
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Topicpotd, ce, random insanity, contests
knightoffire55
10/10/17 1:13:05 AM
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long ago the four socials boards live in harmony. then everything changed when current events attacked

only erik_p master of all four social boards could stop them but when the world needed him most he vanished.
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Topicmost woman on tinder think the guys they match with are disposable
knightoffire55
10/10/17 1:05:38 AM
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texted a girl i met on tinder and she doesn't remember me at all even though are last conversation was a couple of days ago

she was completely down for going on a date too
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Topicwhy do tinder sluts forget who you are if you don't contact them for a week
knightoffire55
10/09/17 9:54:34 PM
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this tinder slut was ready to marry me last week and now she has completely forgot who i am.
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