Lurker > knightoffire55

Can I see you?
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He was lookin' for some sluts to steal.
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Asking for a friend who likes to get really drunk.
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Find another girl your not int eh Friend Zone with.
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It's always the fat one.
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Conflict posted...

"Next week some time"

Do you even want this date to happen? Pick a day, jesus

I'm getting cold feet.
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im drunk
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asking for a friend who likes to bang tinder sluts.
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DarkChozoGhost posted...

Go with less "sometime" and more pick a time.

Whats wrong with sometime?
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Turbam posted...

Go get a burrito

By myself?
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I don't know. Maybe I should get a number.
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...

youre a good man, knightoffire55

thanks @LaggnFragnLarry. whats the longest you made a slut drive for some larry love?
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get her number and then ask that question

its simple logic
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they just shouldnt expect to get a date from me
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im such a gentleman
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you could make your main pic a selfie of you at the town dump and get more matches than any guy if you're a 10.
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ExtremeLuchador posted...

If you're 25-30 or older there's no point in making new friends of the opposite sex. It's a waste of valuable free time.

When you're lonely you take what you can get.
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i need @LaggnFragnLarry expert opinion.
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I'm always in the friend zone.
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Well fuck time for me to start looking like a fucking girl again
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Tropic_Sunset posted...

knightoffire55 posted...

Tropic_Sunset posted...

I'm not sure if you should continue talking to her because I don't know what she looks like.

Should I post a picture?

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>chad

>good conversationalist

PICK ONE.
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More friends plz.
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only if you buy me a nintendo switch
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Put hookups only in my bio and got a bunch sorry just read your bio messages.
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it would be a great idea
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my true passion
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Why should I c-a-a-are?
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Tropic_Sunset posted...

I'm not sure if you should continue talking to her because I don't know what she looks like.

Should I post a picture?
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getting drunk to their music
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should i bang a married polyamorous genderqueer woman?
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he still owes me a tinder slut
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They even tease connections to earlier films.
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I don't think he was such a bad guy.
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Im really drunk
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Where can I find a woman like that?
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I'm sure DQ fans can fill in the rest of the analogy.
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You'll never know if you don't go.
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I'm just drunk.
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We're here to get drunk and bang tinder sluts.
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TallTamryu posted...

Sounds like English isn't even their first language. Avoid.

I actually did a quick phone call with her. She sounds normal.
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Would it be offensive to ask if she's on the spectrum or something?
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Her grammar is really off putting.


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Here's part of our conversation.


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Love them
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She's a really cute Kiwi but we are texting and she has terrible grammar and she's making a bunch of typos.

She also keeps asking me geographical questions a third grader could answer (She's never heard of Seattle).
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right of course
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knowing your wife is fucking other guys
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