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TallTamryu posted...

I check every single time 100% to make sure. Taking chances is for bums!

I like to live life on the edge.... Of the toilet.
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OhhhJa posted...

Why dont you just stand up and pee like a real man?

Because my wiener is inside my body and I'll pee all over my legs
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PK_Spam posted...

Lokarin posted...

If ur booty was big enough you could sit on the rim

You heard it here first Jen. Start doing squats

I was on the edge of the rim

SilverClock posted...

Lol I don't see how you can walk into the bathroom and not see the position the seat is in. Like, do you walk in there backwards?? XDD Lmao!

I just don't even look before I sit because I'm not expecting the seat to be up :o

PK_Spam posted...

Who stands up to pee when they're home? And even when I do, I keep the seat down. Because I'm not a five year old who doesn't know how to clean up after myself.

He does put it back down 99% of the time. But when you wake up at 4am to go to work accidents like leaving the seat up may happen.
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We always have the lid up and seat is usually down for the most part. Except.. This morning I guess
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Sarcasthma posted...

Kyuubi4269 posted...

Remember when she said it wasn't her bad?

I do not.

Dikitain posted...

Kyuubi4269 posted...

Remember when she said it wasn't her bad?

Nah, Jen has always been cool about that and said that if you don't look down before sitting it is on you.

You are thinking of someone else.

Thanks guys. No Kyuubi, I have never said that. Leaving the seat up and putting it down is a two way street. Plus my boyfriend hardly ever leaves it up so what am I gonna bitch about there? He left it up on accident and I wasn't paying attention and almost fell in the dang toilet. It's hilarious.
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Oops

My bad
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That's a lot of calories in one meal. No wonder him and smt are like the same circumference.
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He's back under greengoblinock but I haven't seen him post lately!
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Zeus posted...

Then we either need more land or fewer people. Let's get to work building new continents or let Obama build his death panels

And he talks about poes law to other people then brings up "Obama death panels."
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Sarcasthma posted...

Jen0125 posted...

Wow sunny is really deep into that alcoholism denial. Drinking beer to consume water?

That's the excuse I use whenever I'm caught drinking at work.

Well I'm sure if you ask sunny beer drinkers are a protected class so I'm sure they can't fire you or else it's discrimination.
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Damn was sunny drunk posting again last night?
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Wow sunny is really deep into that alcoholism denial. Drinking beer to consume water? An ancient food source? Lmfao
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Zeus posted...

With the hysterical headlines, you'd think that this is big news... but in reality one of those parks was *only* established last year and the other park only dates back to Clinton. When looking at the facts, the outrage is hilarious. And, even with the reduction, the parks are massive.

Who cares when they were established?
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I hate that the humans on this planet just want to develop every inch of it and leave no wildlife or nature reserves. I'm kinda glad I won't be alive in the far future to see how gross the planet is because we don't take care of it.
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Melon_Master posted...

Jen0125 posted...

Rockies posted...

That's a lotta BBQ

I like my bbq really saucy.

Heck yeah!
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JanwayDaahl posted...

And yes, your boyfriend is definitely overweight. I guess that's the only type of guy who'd settle with a woman knowing she slept with other men when she was younger.

The legs of an overweight man


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Rockies posted...

That's a lotta BBQ

I like my bbq really saucy. If you don't want it that saucy you could drain it.
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@Rockies



Here's what it looks like when you cook it with the BBQ in the crockpot all day and then shred it
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Maybe on the plus side if net neutrality goes away and they start charging for more tiers then your tier may get cheaper!
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Lmao wait til net neutrality is gone
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for some reason when i updated my app, my nintendo account got unlinked and now i get an error code whenever i try to re-login. >_>
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Doctor Foxx posted...

I met a mom that made her son save up allowance money to take her out on dates. It seemed a little weird.

(She also had a secret savings account for him on the side so it wasn't awful or anything)

that is very bizarre.
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LeetCheet posted...

You could buy a brand new car for that money.
Geez.

what kind of car can you buy brand new for 10k?
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RCtheWSBC posted...

I have seen some family members who talk about going on dates with their children and post on fb about it. They just go see a movie and grab dinner on a Friday night, but she calls it date night with the kids. I didn't see or as sexualizing, though. Just moms doing mom things I guess.

i mean in that context i agree. i've seen other more questionable public declarations for mothers to their children that are pushing the envelope.
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Doctor Foxx posted...

Seems like your diet has worked well for gaining weight so if I want to do that I'll consult an expert

This was beautiful.
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Steven010702 posted...

I've heard it used in that context a few times before. After all, the word date at it's base meaning is just a point in time.

Yeah that's one of the definitions I just really must not have heard it used in that context often though. Like just for a vague appointment.

A lot of the women I see using that phrase make it really creepy sometimes though.

I'm not watching your video, Kimbo.
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mine's never done that
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idk i think he's losing it
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okay.
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i have no clue what you're talking about

have you been drinking? you're acting weirder than you usually do.
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SmokeMassTree posted...

Jen is so miserable in her relationship

where did you get this from? lmao

my relationship with my boyfriend or what? my relationship with my boyfriend is amazing.

Kimbos_Egg posted...

So where were they having this "date"? Primary school cafeteria? Or was it at one of those schools for the disabled? Wouldn't want all that young fresh chicken to escape you with their underdeveloped legs would ya?

what the fuck are you talking about
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Rockies posted...

Aren't you typically supposed to put the BBQ sauce in after? Or are you using the sauce as the broth and have the chicken totally bathing in it?

i used a whole bottle of bbq sauce and no other liquids. i just shred it in the crockpot and plate it up. then i'll put more bbq sauce on if needed.

but i've never had any issues using this method. i like it because it seeps the bbq sauce into the chicken while it cooks.
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mipond posted...

Do you think we will get snow in acpc?

i would imagine. the trees are fall trees and grass is fall grass right now. i bet it'll change soon.
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your trolling is really bad itt
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is that something you have experience doing?
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no one is saying don't do things with your kids. but some moms definitely romanticize their relationship with their sons. that can't really be denied. that's what i was talking about in my post.

if people wanna use that phrase, have at it. but i still think it's creepy.
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wtf kimbo? that's really gross, weird and way off base.
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oooh so you do some precooking and then stick it in? interesting. that's convenient for when you're working.
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Mead posted...

Im not ziggi but Im using my crockpot today too

Making beef stroganoff

mmm i love beef stroganoff. what recipe do you use to make it in the crockpot? i usually just make it stove top.
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OmegaTomHank posted...

Also OP you dont even have kids your opinion is invalid

this is a cop out argument. you don't need to have personal experience with something to have an opinion on the matter.

i've never had an abortion and i have opinions on that. it's foolish to say things like that.
i've never smoked crack and i have an opinion on crack.

SunWuKung420 posted...

She also has a terrible relationship (non-sexual) with her parents.

terrible is an overstatement.
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i put chicken and bbq sauce in my crockpot today and turned it on low for the 8 hours i'm at work to make some bbq pulled chicken

did you end up using your crockpot while you were at work

@ZiggiStardust
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the skunk doesn't sell dresses though

the able sisters do
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Smarkil posted...

I see people talk about 'dates' with their children pretty frequently. Though they usually go with the daddy-daughter 'date' rather than mother and son. At least around here.

Then they say shit like, "I want her to know how a lady is supposed to be treated" or something.

saying stuff like that is part of what creeps me out. like yeah, teach your daughter that she needs to be respected but saying that phrase is sexualizing your experience. (again sexualizing =/= having sex or incest)
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GeminiX7 posted...

Because momma's boy implies you are an immature child who still clings to thier mother for support/care rather than standing on your own two feet. That's unrelated to anything romantic.

or.. perhaps.. words have different general context in different areas?

i've literally never heard anyone say they were going on a date with their son where i grew up or anywhere i've ever lived actually. i've never been in an area where that's apparently a common and innocent phrase.

i still think it's creepy.
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GeminiX7 posted...

You're both trying to be too literal with the word "date" while also trying to act as if other meanings of the word don't exist.

i'm not trying to act like other meanings don't exist. that is what the prefacing word does - shift it from the romantic definition to the non-romantic definition.

GeminiX7 posted...

In other words feigning outrage/ignorance

again, no one is "outraged."

GeminiX7 posted...

Which is more likely, that a mother is casually mentioning her plans for incest, or that she is playfully using the term "date" in the way she might refer to her son as "her little man" or a father might call thier son "man of the house" when he leaves for some kind of trip. Unless you honestly believe they both assume that the little boy would now be expected to pay bills and keep the mother romantically satisfied.

you guys are the only ones mentioning incest or sex. sexualizing =/= having sex.

"her little man" and "man of the house" have no sexual meaning. "man" isn't sexual.
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Ogurisama posted...

1. Not all romantic dates end in sex

that has nothing to do with what i said. no one is saying she's going to have sex with her son.

Ogurisama posted...

I am not saying its not weird, cause usually the boys that do this stuff grow up to be mommasboys and such and are kinda messed up, but it isnt at all sexual.

if it isn't "at all sexual" or sexualized then why does it mess up kids to be "mommas boys?"
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GeminiX7 posted...

Then it's still on you. Your vague "well lots of people don't think that" isn't really an excuse. Especially when people are literally explaining to you why it's not a wierd thing to hear.

i don't need an excuse to be creeped out by something lmao

i'm just letting you know it's obviously not as cut and dry as you're trying to make it.
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GeminiX7 posted...

If your first thought goes to sexual acts, it says much worse things about you than about anyone else involved.

idk i know a lot of people that find that phrasing weird. this is actually the first place i've encountered people who don't find it strange outside the "mom groups" that use it casually.

i've actually seen women joke about how their son will marry them because no one will compare to their mommy.

it's fucking weeeeeeeeeeird
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mipond posted...

I've heard of the word date being used for other than a romantic thing. Play date for kids. Sometimes my girlfriends and I will make plans and we'll say "so that's a date then". You can make dates for lunch.

I think it's just something scheduled.

the thing is you guys keep prefacing the word date with another word that changes the intent of the "date."

"play date" "mom date" those all change the meaning of the word "date" from the romantic sense.

just saying "i'm going on a date" is romantic. "i'm going on a date with my son/i was out on a date with my son" is weird contextually.
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i sent a screenshot of the facebook status to my friend who is the mother of a young son and she also said it was strange.

just seems to be a difference in opinion.

also no one is "outraged" lol

GeminiX7 posted...

Kinda like a "boys night" you might have with your dad, or a "girls day out" a mother might have with her daughter.

boys night out and girls night out don't have specific sexual/romantic connotations like the word "date." maybe it's regional but i've never heard anyone use the word "date" as just a non-romantic definition.
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