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JanwayDaahl posted...

You have a huge ego but feel free to convince yourself otherwise. I've always been a Muslim woman, but if you still doubt that, then there's nothing I can (nor care to) do. Just because I called you out for spreading your legs for too many men doesn't mean you have to go into denial mode.

you're the only one ashamed of my sexual history. again, it's creepy. stop thinking about me having sex. it's really weird. are you sure you're not into women?
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Far-Queue posted...

How many topics do you need about YouTube and Gmail?

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/76065858
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/76072626
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/76070815
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/76062460

that's what i'm fucking saying in his other topic, dude.

he's having such a hard time just logging into gmail and youtube on his phone he's made 4 topics about it already.

it's. not. that. hard.
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yeah the statute of limitations for different torts are dependent on the state.
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helIy posted...

i don't understand what you mean by youtube syncing with gmail

youtube can't do anything to your email account besides sending you notification emails

there's no syncing with gmail.

he probably used his gmail account to sign up with youtube originally. i have two separate youtube accounts on accident because one is linked directly to my gmail and one i created with a different email.
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OhhhJa posted...

Someone's making a profit off your dog bruh

technically they're making a profit off the ad revenue not my dog specifically
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OhhhJa posted...

So am I right or wrong? I'm sure it depends on the state but I would imagine there's a statute of limitations on a lease agreement as far as pursuing something in court

most states have a 2 year property damage statute. some states are higher. new jersey is 6 years.
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because i only want it to take up 1/4 of my work screen
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i don't know, google the article title.
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Xfma100 posted...

Aww.

That's adorable.
I hope he reaches that age and remains healthy!

thanks man!

his only health issues right now are that he has occasional seizures we control with medication and a heart murmur that is being controlled by that same medication.

plus his eye sight is going but he's a 12 year old dog so what can you expect.
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no way. i probably won't feel comfortable getting another dog for a while after Ernie passes. he has been such an important part of my life the last 7 years i can't imagine being able to get a new pupper right away. i'm hoping if i keep taking care of him i can get him to 15-18.
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JanwayDaahl posted...

It must hurt your ego that there are attractive women who aren't fat and promiscuous like you. Have fun settling down with a fat guy now that you're getting old

i don't have an ego to hurt so, no. you may have retconned yourself as a muslim woman but lots of us remember a character before this one from your username lmao
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ernie wears a harness. he pulls too much when you walk to use a collar.
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maybe if i have a kid i can repurpose ernie's pajamas
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too rich for my blood
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jeez who the hell spends $165 on clothes that your kid is gonna grow out of in a month and puke/poop/pee all over
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I got him these ones today :D he'll probably really like the fleece ones.
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i don't need to be involved in that conversation.
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i don't keep my leases. if they want to take me to court for something the landlord would need to provide a copy of my specific signed lease agreement. i have a digital copy of my current one. it's helpful to save them though in case they showed up with an altered lease agreement and you'd have no proof it was altered without a copy of your own original lease.
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you didn't need to tag me in this.
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no because he's my precious little bubby and he brings me lots of joy and has been there for me for 7 years.

Smarkil posted...

well thats why you dont buy shitzus or whatever

thems things is ugly af anyway

i love shih tzus after owning ernie. i'm definitely going to get another one after he passes away and i'm ready for another dog.
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i treat ernie like my child because he's very important to me.
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Smarkil posted...

yeah but it's like, a dog tho

plus it lives inside your house doesn't it?

when I was growing up, the only time we ever put clothes on a dog was for our diabetic dog that lost all his hair and we get into the single digits

the house i live in was built in the 70s and has barely any insulation left. it's cold if we don't have the heat on in the winter and we don't use the heat. instead we just bundle up and put jammies on the dog. ernie weighs 14lbs and is 12 years old. he gets cold and i'm not gonna make him freeze because people don't like pajamas on dogs.
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https://www.vetinfo.com/dog-fur-hair-difference.html

my dog doesn't have fur and doesn't have an undercoat.
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SmokeMassTree posted...

Totally the look of enjoyment. Definitely not a look of "if you don't take this dumb shit off I'm going to poop in your shoes"

he didn't like that as much because the hoodie part was over the top of his head. you cut out the entire other side.

SmokeMassTree posted...

You know they have the same purpose, right?

but they're not the same thing and don't provide the same warmth.

some dogs have fur and undercoats. some have fur and one coat. some have hair. and some have nothing.
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He's really gonna ignore that not all dogs have fur. You know fur and hair are different right?
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Ernie loves his jammies :3
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Doctor Foxx posted...

SmokeMassTree posted...

Nah dogs have fur

Even if it's "hair" guess what hair does?

Humans have hair why do they wear hats to keep warm?

Or jackets, long sleeve shirts, socks, pants, etc.
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SmokeMassTree posted...

Nah dogs have fur

Even if it's "hair" guess what hair does?

Except some dogs have hair.

And hair doesn't keep you entirely warm.

Do you really care that someone's dog is wearing pajamas? Enough to argue about it? Lmao
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Doctor Foxx posted...

Dogs kept indoors don't develop proper protective coats for large temperature ranges. It's pretty common to see small dogs or short coated dogs (shaved dogs included) that prefer wearing coats and/or clothing

One dog I fostered would bring her jacket to me when she wanted to go out. She was ecstatic wearing it.

I just saw these crazy cute flannel pajamas for dogs

Ernie has some light blue long johns and a Totoro hoodie. I just bought him some fleece polka dot jammies and some gray knitted jammies. He's gonna be so excited.

He also has a couple holiday sweaters that he wears when we go to parties during the holiday season.
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Okay so if there's a bad republican that's just an individual but if there's a bad democrat it's the entire party? In your opinion I mean.
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SmokeMassTree posted...

Why does he have fur Jen?

I just told you he doesn't have fur. Shih tzus have hair that is the same as a humans hair. They don't have fur. That's why they're hypoallergenic.

I'm beginning to doubt that you know how to read.
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Is it the democrats or what you guys call "social justice warriors?" and only the extreme ones.
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JanwayDaahl posted...

Also did you know that fat man typically have increased estrogen levels, leading to emotional decision making like feminism?

You'd probably know best considering you're likely a fat man behind the username.
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helIy posted...

at this point i'm doubting it's even his account

Idk that could be true. I've never seen someone have such an issue with something so easy that they need to make four advice topics about it.
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TheWorstPoster posted...

Blightzkrieg posted...

I'm not sure Alabama would elect a black man regardless of his age preferences.

ITP: It's the 1950's

Isn't that what the GOP would like? Lol
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SmokeMassTree posted...

Don't try to make this about keeping that creature warm. It has fur. This is about you wanting it to look "cute"

Animal abuse

Uh Ernie weighs 14 lbs, has hair not fur and gets shaved every six weeks so he can stay hygienic and comfortable. He needs a sweatshirt or pajamas to stay warm and comfortable in the winter. It'd be abusive for me to keep him cold because some people don't like dogs wearing clothes. He loves his pajamas and will stay in them until we take them off. Even if he didn't need them it's not abusive to put jammies on your dog lmao

Ogurisama posted...

Shouldn't you be denying people insurance claims?

Or paying them. But I have a low claim load right now so I have a lot of free time.
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It's not their fault you can't remember your password.
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Oh I misread. I thought you said "how does it get cold there"

At night it can get in the 30s in the winter at least where I live. Some places up north here actually get snow.
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helIy posted...

how cold does it get in arizona

because when it's 110 degrees for 4 months and it drops down to 60-70 that's a 40-50 degree difference than we're used to. plus there's very little humidity so we get closer to what the true temperature feels like.
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yeah i'm having mando do it now while i'm at work lmao
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TheCyborgNinja posted...

I know three people from AZ, and only one of them is pro-Trump. But thats a pretty insignificant polling number lol

i don't know anyone personally who is pro-trump except one guy on my team at work and he always just says positive things sarcastically
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i have never seen someone have so many difficulties trying to get gmail and youtube on their new phone

why are you having so many issues? if you don't have the password ask for a password reset and do it from your computer? i mean these are pretty common sense things. this is like your 3rd topic on the matter.
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you usually have to measure their back from the nape of their neck to the base of their tail and the sizing chart will tell you
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shadowsword87 posted...

Wait, that article is a straight up lie.
Unless for some reason you snapchated Ernie.

someone else may have snapped the photo with the caption.

there's a bunch of ernie memes. there's one about dieting, one about when your waitress comes to ask how your food is, etc.

someone even used him in an ad for karaoke
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ernie needs another pair of jammies

it's cold and it's winter

brrr
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TheWorstPoster posted...

In this case, it is objective.

no it isn't. if you think what they're doing is stupid that's a subjective opinion. it's not objective because not everyone agrees with you.

TheWorstPoster posted...

That will not protect them at all, on the Federal Level.

sure it will. they can sue the federal government. the federal government isn't immune to lawsuits. and if there's ongoing litigation a judge will likely say they can't build until it's resolved. that's kinda how it works.

TheWorstPoster posted...

Remember that ranch near Area 51's location in Nevada that was grandfathered in by the Federal Government, before the Feds tried to seize it by force several years ago? I expect something similar to happen with that plot of land.

yeah and how long did that process take the government?
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TheWorstPoster posted...

Some stupid card game company bought property (that they never intended on actually using) on the border solely to prevent the wall being built in that spot.

stupid is subjective but yes that's exactly what they did

TheWorstPoster posted...

If, for whatever (unlikely) reason that the Federal Government doesn't build the wall around it, or simply seize that property, they will be forced to pay millions in damages on a monthly basis.

they have already retained eminent domain attorneys to tie the portion up in litigation

TheWorstPoster posted...

That, and any case that they will attempt to throw to the Supreme Court will fail, when their stupid stunt backfires on them.

that still takes time. that's the whole point.
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TheWorstPoster posted...

Jen0125 posted...

you really don't think that border wall is gonna get tied up in litigation in every area that is contesting the wall? i know you're not bright but you're not that dumb.

Federal Law in this case supersedes State Law. Especially since it directly deals with national security and against a foreign nation.

it doesn't matter who would succeed ultimately. it's about the fact that people ARE going to sue over eminent domain and tie it up.

cards against humanities even has already said that's their entire plan. to try to hold up the portion they purchased until trump is out of office and this whole border wall fiasco is over with.
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you really don't think that border wall is gonna get tied up in litigation in every area that is contesting the wall? i know you're not bright but you're not that dumb.

also i don't believe i ever said donald trump would never be president.
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TheWorstPoster posted...

Jen0125 posted...

we're seriously close to being a swing state.

Unlikely, especially after the border wall is built.

that's not gonna get built any time soon lmao
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