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Maeiv posted...

Should make a Final Fantasy 7 live action movie directed by Tyler Perry

>Meagan Good as Tifa

I would help fund this movie.

I could legitimately see Morgan Freeman playing a live action Professor E. Gadd.

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fenderbender321 posted...

Let's be honest here....it's time for a black Mario game.

I actually made Mario black once using the Super Game Boy accessory and Super Mario Land. I had to make his hair white to make his features show up though.

Cookie Bag posted...

How is the weird cat girl winning

You have your answer.

=^_^=

That elephant knows what's up.

CM_Short posted...

It's not stupid. You're white. You must really be bad at life if you think you have something to complain about. *shrug*

xD

Celebrated it without knowing it.

Of course, I always like to point out that, if racism can only be prejudice from white people, prejudice toward white people should rightly be known as "reverse racism."

YourDrunkFather posted...

I love how the "anti racism" crowd features some of the biggest racists on the planet

But they use archaic definitions to push the notion that only white people can be racist. The term originally meant government backed prejudices toward minorities. That definition makes it inherent that only white people can be racist.

The first step in justifying your prejudices is justifying your double-standards. :v

AlisLandale posted...

Today I'll review the efficiently named Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidora: Giant Monsters All-out Attack

If ever there was a Godzilla film which needed a rename, it's that one.

Eat at Joe's

Damn. I didn't realize Clarissa Explains It All was so long ago.

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I don't know how it's even up for debate. Raiders of the Lost Ark is head and shoulders above the sequels.

- best story
- best fight scenes / action sequences
- greatest frequency of action
- best supporting cast
- best plot device
- spectacular finale

The third film is practically a remake, but with less intensity and more comedy. The second film is closer to the first one in terms of action and adventure, but the story is more convoluted and the characters aren't as memorable.

The first two sequels are by no means bad, but there's no comparison. The first Indiana Jones movie is the only one that achieves greatness.

Ah, thanks for the answer.

Yeah. I beat it on the hardest difficulty. It was the first "Nintendo hard" game I'd ever beaten.

How do they compare in terms of difficulty?

If I recall, he's exclusively dated black women since the 80s.

would capture

Vicious_Dios posted...

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008Zulu posted...

When blood pools too long in one area, it becomes stagnant and dies. It then congeals and forms clots which can travel to your brain and kill you.

Imagine dying from an erection

Live hard, die hard.

xD

I feel like Dutch gets chosen of the Schwarzenegger roles simply because it's the heroic film role that everybody is guaranteed to have seen.

Dutch is probably Arnold's most vulnerable character outside of an action comedy. He spends most of the movie running and hiding from a foe who outclasses him. It's essentially the same role a 16 year old girl would have in a Friday the 13th film.

A dishonorable coin toss, lol.

That's hilarious.

Looks a lot like Amber Herd.

Godzilla 2000 kinda sums up 2000 as a whole. There was a lot of hype surrounding, and some cool things about it, but it wasn't as amazing as you were led to believe it was going to be.

Orga is a pretty cool monster though and I did enjoy the fight. Now that I think about it, it is kind of a retread of Godzilla Vs. Biollante, but that's okay.

The main thing I would've changed about the film -- aside from getting rid of the intentionally bad CGI (a dig at Roland Emmerich) -- is that I would have made it a direct sequel to Godzilla Vs. Destroyer with the film's Godzilla explicitly being stated as Little Godzilla grown to adulthood.

At the time the movie came out, I think we all sort of assumed he was. But the subsequent films had no continuity and the Godzilla 2000 look more or less became the canon design for Godzilla going forward.

Yes. I'm a Christian.

Calwings posted...

Congratulations to Mai's majestic mammaries

:3

TheMarthKoopa posted...

Widowmaker will only win because of Overwatch popularity. She's shit

Your opinion is shit.

If this improves my chances with Kim or Kylie, I'm stoked. Otherwise, this is just validation of what we already knew.

It is kinda fun though being able to point out to white supremacists that they have black ancestry.

Daughter

Meh. Pretty much knew this already.

xxdudeyy posted...

Just shows Toriyama doesn't have complete control over Dragon ball at all.

Few writers do.

That's part of the charm of DBZ. As an 11 year old, I knew the writing wasn't good. But there's just this unfiltered imaginative quality about it that makes it endearing.

Mu-12 has a fantastic ass. It's just so unfair that her ass had to go up against Widowmaker's.

A few changes in dialogue could've made it a bad guy who needs blasted away.

Instead, they left the revenge dialogue in the game. And it was done in such a manner which made it clear that it was a sequel to a previous game and not just some random adversary from Bomberman's past.

NeonOctopus posted...

Originally it was supposed to be just Android 19 and 20. But the editor was like "so the villains are an old man and some fat fuck? Get the fuck back in there and fix that shit!"

So then he made Android 17 and 18. Then the editor was like "so now the villains are just 2 normal peeps? Nah brah. Ain't happening."

So then he made Cell and then the editor was like "that's better, but that locust monster is kinda gross. Can you make him handsomer? >_>" Yes, that's the real reason lol

So then finally he made Perfect Cell. And all was right in the world.

Why do I get the feeling this guy was okay with all of these decisions and just wanted to see the arc dragged out as long as possible?

<_<

Much like Zelda 2 or CastleVania 2, the story deals with a plot to resurrect a villain who has previously been killed by the hero. But if you were a North American kid with an N64, you had no clue who the hell this guy was because you didn't get the game where Bomberman fought and killed him.

The least they could've done is modified the dialogue to be a generic "resurrected evil" plot instead of directly stating that Bomberman had killed him and that he's back for revenge.

l33t_iRk3n_Rm33 posted...

Skye Reynolds posted...

As long as it captures the spirit of the NES or SNES games, I'm cool with it. I haven't played the more recent one, but it seemed like a swing and a miss from a creative standpoint.

Youre way off, mate, that game rocks.

Id be a bit conflicted. Could be fun though.

Like I said, I haven't played it. It could be good from a gameplay standpoint, but I disliked the character designs and updates.

That's kinda cool, but...

No, fuck it. I wanna see a good Spider-Man versus Venom movie.

As long as it captures the spirit of the NES or SNES games, I'm cool with it. I haven't played the more recent one, but it seemed like a swing and a miss from a creative standpoint.

James Franco's been accused?

Tezlok posted...

You still don't get what I am about

I'm afraid I do.

Veggeta X posted...

I'll take an illegal student vs a racist.

Tezlok posted...

well I won't.

Tezlok at Woodstock

Zack_Attackv1 posted...

That sure is a funny way of spelling Smackdown! Here Comes The Pain

The options were good, but the game engine was shit by comparison.

Also, no blood.

I didn't realize white guilt was a thing on the other side of the pond. Learn something new every day.

(Language Warning)

Makeveli_lives posted...

GODTIER posted...

Now do best dong

Poison obviously

:3

I wonder how many on the left suddenly became pro death penalty because Trump sparred a man.

#MeTooFar

Old school Catwoman.

<_<

Cuck Tales, woo-hoo!

Resident Evil Twwwwwwwoooo