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TopicThe Cleveland Indians officially have a new mascot!
JlM
01/31/18 10:43:51 PM
#7
I slapped my knee so hard that it shattered and spit my drink out so hard that it caused a tsunami.
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TopicFebruary 2018 PS+ games revealed
JlM
01/31/18 2:20:24 PM
#32
Weeb shit.
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TopicTaylor Swift's song Blank Space is a true musical masterpiece.
JlM
01/31/18 9:33:34 AM
#17
MedeaLysistrata posted...


now that's better


I wanted and tried to like this album but it just won't click with me.
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TopicTaylor Swift's song Blank Space is a true musical masterpiece.
JlM
01/31/18 9:09:50 AM
#9
I Know Places is her best track.

1989 im general is probably the best pop album of all time.
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TopicI found out the hard way that Indian men are the new bulls
JlM
01/31/18 8:57:05 AM
#5
My wife constantly "has computer problems" at work and spends all day in the IT department.

Am I being played, CE?
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TopicHonestly, I think I want to start to biting my nails.
JlM
01/31/18 8:51:35 AM
#2
I like biting my wife's nails. Sometimes I try designs like zebra print or little pictures. For a winter party I bit various animals into her nails.

Sometimes it comes out awful and I have to just remove the nail completely though.
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TopicHonestly, I think I want to start to paint my nails.
JlM
01/31/18 8:40:53 AM
#7
I like painting my wife's nails. Sometimes I try designs like tiger print or little pictures. For a summer party I painted various fruits on her nails.

Sometimes it comes out awful and I have to just remove it all though.
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TopicTrump: 'I wouldn't say I'm a feminist'
JlM
01/29/18 7:58:20 PM
#15
I mean, I hate Trump as much as the next bleeding heart liberal pinko commie SJW cuck soyboy millennial hippy libby or whatever buzzwords the silly ass right uses these days, but if he had said he was a feminist, it would have been a shitstorm.

There was no good answer for him there.

Although, that's a result of him being a massive pile of shit.
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TopicIt's been too long since the local Target had a BOGO sale on ass bleach.
JlM
01/29/18 7:54:14 PM
#5
I just anally masturbate with a Clorox Pen feverishly for several minutes. Works like a charm.
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TopicIs WWE worth watching now?
JlM
01/29/18 7:52:22 PM
#28
NXT is wonderful.

WWE itself is fucking miserable.
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TopicYakuza 0 is fucking amazing, yo >_>
JlM
01/29/18 7:24:28 PM
#156
Ugh. I went to buy this on Amazon and it's sold out. I don't want to go to GameStop ; _ ;
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TopicWhat was the reception of the backdoor Supernatural spinoff?
JlM
01/29/18 6:56:06 PM
#30
If I have to hear my wife and mom blab about Jordan Pamaleke or whatever one more time I may lose my shit.
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TopicBest 90s sitcom chick?
JlM
01/28/18 2:56:57 PM
#17
But from this list, yeah, Tatiyana Ali is smokin.
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TopicBest 90s sitcom chick?
JlM
01/28/18 2:55:15 PM
#14
Where is Kelly Bundy.

Edit : Didnt see last post. Haha
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TopicYour WOW Doge coworker asks you if you want to go to the spa with him after work
JlM
01/27/18 9:25:38 PM
#2
Such Blep

Very Facecuddle

Wow
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TopicBest band from this list!
JlM
01/27/18 9:21:11 PM
#20
I'm not a fan of any of these bands.

But Imma stick around and listen to ya'll argue about them. And listen and I'll pick one.

<3

Music is god.
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TopicI made pulled pork in my pressure cooker last night.
JlM
01/27/18 8:42:05 PM
#14
synth_real posted...
JlM posted...
I'm all for Instant Pot topics and recipes....

but pulled pork that wasn't made over hours in a smoker is just a fucking joke. : /

You could just add liquid smoke.

I kid, I kid, my pulled pork spends about 11 hours in my smoker, I have a pork shoulder in there for about 6 hours before I take it out, cut it into chunks, and then put it in tinfoil pans with a seasoned Dr. Pepper mixture and put it back in until it's falling apart.


I love you too.
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TopicNXT takeover is tonight! Who's watching?!
JlM
01/27/18 7:58:19 PM
#9
I imagine Zelina Vega's neck smells like exotic flowers and far away spices.
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TopicI made pulled pork in my pressure cooker last night.
JlM
01/27/18 7:49:46 PM
#12
lulumarie posted...
Best purchase I made. I cook beans now!


Lmao. This, tbh.

Before we got ours, we got really into making curries and Indian food. Making Dal in an Instant Pot is amazing.
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TopicI was looking through a porn convention album and didn't recognize some names.
JlM
01/27/18 7:47:55 PM
#24
Imagine not recognizing Lexi Belle.
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TopicI made pulled pork in my pressure cooker last night.
JlM
01/27/18 7:39:39 PM
#10
I'm all for Instant Pot topics and recipes....

but pulled pork that wasn't made over hours in a smoker is just a fucking joke. : /
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TopicHow do you feel when you see this image?
JlM
01/27/18 7:34:06 PM
#6
Flag.

I love love flags.

I own almost 300 of them.
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TopicHow easy is it to get rid of your gag reflex?
JlM
01/27/18 7:16:36 PM
#8
I've been brushing my tongue for 20+ years and it hasn't gotten any better.
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Topicrecommend me some soycore music
JlM
01/27/18 6:58:01 PM
#15
hortanz posted...
TheMikh posted...


jeff mangum would fuck you up

FL81 posted...
Modest Mouse


Both of these posts are correct
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TopicHow can people claim we've never had a female president?
JlM
01/27/18 6:57:02 PM
#15
Uhhh, James Buchanan says "HE-LOOOOOOO!!!"
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TopicDo you have any half brothers or sisters?
JlM
01/27/18 6:30:56 PM
#13
Zikten posted...
no. my parents married young and have been loyal. both my biological siblings are full blooded. I do have one adopted sibling though.


Does the relationship between the blood feel different between the adopted?
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TopicDo you have any half brothers or sisters?
JlM
01/27/18 6:28:47 PM
#12
I ONLY have half brothers and sisters.

My Bio dad is a deadbeat. I met my half-sister when she was a baby and I was like, 5. I contacted her about a year ago. It was kinda cool, but nothing really happened aside from sharing some pics and talking about our lives. Which is fine, we have nothing in common aside from a shitty deadbeat dad.

Same deadbeat dad had two kids down in Texas, but they're weirdos and I have no desire to contact them,

Bio Dad is dead. Found out a solid 5 years after it happened. Didn't care.

Mom married my step dad, or, alternatively, real dad. They have my half-sister, or, alternatively, sister. I love my sister but the 14 year age difference made establishing a relationship kind of tough.
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TopicGather around everyone, I want to teach you about the Cycle of Porn...
JlM
01/27/18 6:11:37 PM
#4
There is a Kazaa clip from way back in the day that I can't find.

It was literally only like, 10 seconds. It would probably wouldn't impress me now at all.

BUT I FUCKING WANT IT.
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TopicNXT takeover is tonight! Who's watching?!
JlM
01/27/18 6:08:48 PM
#3
My wife offered to buy me tickets. I declined, in favor of doing more responsible adult things.

Now I wish I accepted.

Although I feel like this is a very predictable Takeover. But I'll watch Gargano and Cien fight 100 times, so HYYYYYPE.
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TopicI'm getting drunk as shit tonight Fam
JlM
01/27/18 6:05:16 PM
#17
LIsJustice posted...
Enjoy your hangover tomorrow.


You wake up, eat some eggs with chorizo and a cup or two of tea or coffee, shower and everything is fine.

Hangovers are so fucking exaggerated.
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Topicthis is the future of farming
JlM
01/27/18 5:43:02 PM
#3
Can we get a bigger, clearer picture of that cowboy?
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TopicI'm getting drunk as shit tonight Fam
JlM
01/27/18 5:38:20 PM
#11
NOM posted...
Gafemage posted...
there's something in grapefruits that enhances the effects of alcohol.

is... is this true?


I know it fucks with certain medications, but I've never heard it about alcohol.
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TopicI'm getting drunk as shit tonight Fam
JlM
01/27/18 5:33:31 PM
#9
Me too Brotator cuff. My wife is going to pick up my mom and go see some shitty horror movie. I'm gonna be watching some shitty wrestling and listening to Britney Spears and drinking these tasty Pennsylvania brews.

MgTJOjD

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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TopicGetting a new car
JlM
01/27/18 4:45:31 PM
#5
SF_Okami posted...
JlM posted...
Who the fuck swaps out a Mercedes for a fucking Ford.

He has driven mercs for decades. (No joke) wanted something different


I feel like he's going to be very disappointed and that you'll be driving a Ford soon, lmao.

I'm not even a car guy, but I will never own a Ford again.
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TopicGetting a new car
JlM
01/27/18 4:39:44 PM
#2
Who the fuck swaps out a Mercedes for a fucking Ford.
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TopicI've always wondered why Spain and Latin America have different dubs
JlM
01/27/18 4:37:50 PM
#2
Isn't the difference between Euro Spanish and Latin Spanish much bigger than the difference between American English and UK English?

Like, I know a lot of language learning programs differentiate between the two forms of Spanish. I always assumed there were significant differences, where as the difference between the two Englishes is mostly just accent and slang.

I dunno.
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TopicWhy is Coors Banquet looked down upon?
JlM
01/27/18 2:35:06 PM
#14
JlM posted...
Banquet is still kinda meh to me, as I am indeed a "beer snob" if we must call it that, but I have no problem admitting that thier 21st Amendment lager was actually a fantastic lager.

Between Bud, Miller, and Coors, I would always choose Coors.


Prohibition lager. Batch 19. Lmao Idk why I said 21st Amendment. I think I need a beer.

Gonna have to go pick up some Victory DirtWolf.
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TopicWhy is Coors Banquet looked down upon?
JlM
01/27/18 1:17:24 PM
#9
Banquet is still kinda meh to me, as I am indeed a "beer snob" if we must call it that, but I have no problem admitting that thier 21st Amendment lager was actually a fantastic lager.

Between Bud, Miller, and Coors, I would always choose Coors.
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TopicDeaf Woman suing because concert organizers didn't provide interpreters
JlM
01/27/18 12:01:11 PM
#4
I've only been to one concert with a SL interpreter. It was kind of neat, kind of distracting.

That's all I have to add.
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TopicI hate Ticketmaster so much.
JlM
01/27/18 11:58:02 AM
#9
ScazarMeltex posted...
Pearl Jam tried to fight them at the height of their popularity back in the 90s, they lost.


I bought every Pearl Jam album in the time frame. And I wasn't even a big Pearl Jam fan.
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TopicI'm a cuck like my father before me. And his father before him.
JlM
01/27/18 11:49:55 AM
#3
Come, come sir, I'm a man who would rather be known as a cuckold than a fool!"
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TopicI hate Ticketmaster so much.
JlM
01/27/18 11:43:41 AM
#3
I don't want to go all the way to Vegas though. D: And Vegas seems like it would be my version of hell on Earth.

I just want to get fucked up and have Britney lip-sync sweet songs to me while a bunch of lights flash and half naked people frolic around. Is that too much to ask?
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TopicAlmost 24 years ago...
JlM
01/27/18 11:05:28 AM
#4
Error1355 posted...
I should watch this movie again as an adult. I'm going to assume the hockey is terrible in it haha.


I tried just a few months ago. The entire movie is miserable as an adult.
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TopicAlmost 24 years ago...
JlM
01/27/18 11:04:56 AM
#3
There was a span of like, 5 months in grade school where I watched D2 every single day after school.
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TopicAnyone else about to hit 30 and feel mentally stunted?
JlM
01/27/18 11:02:51 AM
#3
It's CE. We're all mentally stunted. Likely from spending time on CE.
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TopicHypothetical: You get a message from the Emperor telling you to execute Order 67
JlM
01/27/18 10:59:46 AM
#17
I can't wait for Order 69.
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TopicI hate Ticketmaster so much.
JlM
01/27/18 10:54:51 AM
#1
I'm never going to get to see Britney. D:


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TopicI can't believe my mom stooped so low
JlM
01/27/18 1:06:11 AM
#8
STOOP THAT LOW! Duct tape!? ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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TopicWhat's your favorite cigarette brand?
JlM
01/27/18 1:02:37 AM
#8
When I smoked, I smoked American Spirit light green.
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TopicAll Star but it's Sweet Home Alabama
JlM
01/26/18 11:31:55 PM
#8


Holy shit lmao
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