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TopicJust got cussed out by a "customer"...
CanuckCowboy
02/12/18 9:22:09 PM
#33
QassTank posted...
Burgess posted...
Then be better at your job.

I'm pretty good at my job, hence why I just got promoted and a $17k/year raise.

But in the BBQ business, some things are just impossible. Like getting 25 pounds of pulled pork ready in under 30 minutes when you only have about 15 pounds cooked to last the rest of the night.


They wanted 4lbs a person?

Damn. Wait fuck math... Lol.
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TopicVanessa Trump (Jr's wife) hospitalized, received white powder in mail.
CanuckCowboy
02/12/18 2:22:34 PM
#16
eston posted...
Jr. was disappointed to find that it was not cocaine


50 bucks says it was supposed to be cocaine and that he'd ordered it.
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TopicIsn't it weird that pitbulls, 11% of dog breeds, commit 50% of dog attacks?
CanuckCowboy
02/12/18 2:17:44 PM
#62
Kaname_Madoka posted...
part of it is because shitty owners tend to have pittys because theyre seen as badass


This.

Pitbulls from a decent breeder raised well are great dogs. Intelligent, loyal, and even good with kids.

There's a reason most places are rescinding bans on Pitbulls.

Also that's a fuckin idiotic statistic since Pitbulls is a term that actually comprises several breeds of dog.
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TopicCop fired for not aiding in suicide-by-cop
CanuckCowboy
02/12/18 2:15:39 PM
#17
Darkman124 posted...

i would guess not


They've specifically stated he was let go due to "conduct unbecoming of an officer" due to an incident 2 months later. So of course they won't.
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TopicVanessa Trump (Jr's wife) hospitalized, received white powder in mail.
CanuckCowboy
02/12/18 2:14:25 PM
#10
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...

white powder that was later deemed to be non-hazardous


Still makes sense for her to be taken to the hospital as a precaution...
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TopicI banged a 16 year old when I was 23
CanuckCowboy
02/12/18 11:13:52 AM
#39
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Darkrobotisback posted...
Op is gonna be thrown in prison for statutory rape.

https://www.legalmatch.com/law-library/article/new-jersey-age-of-consent-lawyers.html?oldintake=1


Unsugarized_Foo posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Also imma leave this here...

https://www.legalmatch.com/law-library/article/statutory-rape-the-age-of-consent.html?oldintake=1

Federal law makes it criminal to engage in a sexual act with another person who is between the age of 12 and 16 if they are at least four years younger than you


In New Jersey, the age of consent for sexual conduct is 16 years old. This applies to both heterosexual and homosexual conduct. As a general matter, this means that a person who is 16 years old can generally consent to have sex with any adult, regardless of age.

https://www.legalmatch.com/law-library/article/new-jersey-age-of-consent-lawyers.html?oldintake=1


Federal law trumps state laws. We ain't a confederacy

CanuckCowboy posted...
Imagine being this desperate to believe fucking high school girls can't come back to bite you in the ass. Something ain't right here.

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TopicI banged a 16 year old when I was 23
CanuckCowboy
02/12/18 11:11:54 AM
#35
Imagine being this desperate to believe fucking high school girls can't come back to bite you in the ass. Something ain't right here.
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TopicI banged a 16 year old when I was 23
CanuckCowboy
02/12/18 11:09:27 AM
#31
If weed had parents to piss off and/or potentially had a vindictive or unstable nature that'd be relevant.
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TopicI banged a 16 year old when I was 23
CanuckCowboy
02/12/18 10:59:23 AM
#26
Genocet_10-325 posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Also imma leave this here...

https://www.legalmatch.com/law-library/article/statutory-rape-the-age-of-consent.html?oldintake=1

Federal law makes it criminal to engage in a sexual act with another person who is between the age of 12 and 16 if they are at least four years younger than you


In New Jersey, the age of consent for sexual conduct is 16 years old. This applies to both heterosexual and homosexual conduct. As a general matter, this means that a person who is 16 years old can generally consent to have sex with any adult, regardless of age.

https://www.legalmatch.com/law-library/article/new-jersey-age-of-consent-lawyers.html?oldintake=1


Does more bold help?
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TopicIs Drew Barrymore at the beginning of Scream a 'Decoy Protagonist'?
CanuckCowboy
02/12/18 10:56:39 AM
#2
I dunno. Was buffy a decoy protagonist in scream 2?
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TopicI banged a 16 year old when I was 23
CanuckCowboy
02/12/18 10:55:54 AM
#23
Also imma leave this here...

https://www.legalmatch.com/law-library/article/statutory-rape-the-age-of-consent.html?oldintake=1

Federal law makes it criminal to engage in a sexual act with another person who is between the age of 12 and 16 if they are at least four years younger than you
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TopicI banged a 16 year old when I was 23
CanuckCowboy
02/12/18 10:43:10 AM
#15
Genocet_10-325 posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Uncle_Drew posted...
That's weird af. I'm 23 and my friends sister is 16, thinking about that is so damn creepy. That is young as hell bro


What really seals the creep factor is making this topic like "yea suck it react to me banging HS kids CE!"

Because every time the subject is brought up people get all up in arms about someone doing something that's within their total legal right to do according to most US states and most first world countries.


Yeah I get that. Doesn't change what I said.
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TopicI banged a 16 year old when I was 23
CanuckCowboy
02/12/18 10:39:29 AM
#12
Uncle_Drew posted...
That's weird af. I'm 23 and my friends sister is 16, thinking about that is so damn creepy. That is young as hell bro


What really seals the creep factor is making this topic like "yea suck it react to me banging HS kids CE!"
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TopicWould you rather date an 18 year old, or a girl your age with 3-4 kids?
CanuckCowboy
02/12/18 10:37:33 AM
#82
Tadamoto38 posted...
yanksmtm posted...
I mean, you have zero chance with either, so what does it matter?

What did "flirting" with the 18 year old consist of? The usual tadamoto Staples like telling her you're a virgin or about how nobody likes you? Her panties must have been ready to fly off.

I'm still talking to her actually.

KE4U61V


Cool!

To catch a predator is filming again!
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TopicHospitals need to let Natural Selection happen sometimes
CanuckCowboy
02/11/18 5:15:56 PM
#29
DepreceV2 posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
DepreceV2 posted...
You do realize my opinion isn't rare in the healthcare field


And therein lies the problem.

You do realize it's becoming far less common in places that are actually doing something about it right?


I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be funny or anything but I'm not sure what you are trying to say. What is far less common?


You're opinion. That seemed clear to me...
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Topiclist non troll reasons to not want to be a girl
CanuckCowboy
02/11/18 5:14:41 PM
#19
Kaname_Madoka posted...
TarElessar posted...
There are some cosplays you can't even pull off though (e.g. some bare-chested ones)

hmm i guess yeah

ok so thats 2 reasons

proximity of genitals to anus

difficulty cosplaying


Menopause, men, the fact less women share the same interest as I, enjoying having a dick, generally identifying as male, pregnancy, childbirth, creepy jakcasses, etc.
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TopicHospitals need to let Natural Selection happen sometimes
CanuckCowboy
02/11/18 5:11:33 PM
#27
DepreceV2 posted...
You do realize my opinion isn't rare in the healthcare field


And therein lies the problem.

You do realize it's becoming far less common in places that are actually doing something about it right?
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Topicthat feel when a girl rejects you and she comes back to you 6 months later
CanuckCowboy
02/11/18 4:45:14 PM
#31
This is sad.

"Hahaha I rejected you now I wins!"

K
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TopicHospitals need to let Natural Selection happen sometimes
CanuckCowboy
02/11/18 4:44:13 PM
#8
Yep. Proper treatment and handling of addicts isn't the answer - letting em die is the smart move.

You're in the wrong career buds.
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TopicThis girl want four hundred dollars to meet her. :p
CanuckCowboy
02/11/18 2:31:38 PM
#33
pkmnlord posted...
Bitches like this don't learn from what they're doing. They know damn well there's always a guy out there desperate enough to do whatever.


These statements are contradictory. They clearly learned what they felt they needed to know.
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TopicMy favorite new porn star Alina Lopez is part of the anti-dodger crew.
CanuckCowboy
02/11/18 12:01:44 PM
#34
Milkman5 posted...
MelbuFrahma4 posted...
But seriously isn't bullying a porn star into doing certain acts why August Ames killed herself? Seems like these people do the same thing


this.

I find cuckolds and liberals so weird when it comes to this sort of thing. Like its her body, her choice until it comes to bullying a girl to fuck black guys on camera


Lmao. How ducking sad a person dob you need to be that you can't even discuss this without referencing cucks and liberals.

Jesus. Go outside and talk to real people once in a while
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TopicWhat they don't tell you about picking your career
CanuckCowboy
02/10/18 3:47:30 PM
#5
Squall28 posted...
Teacher? Spend your time grading, managing the classroom, forcing kids to pay attention


That is literally exactly what the job is known for?
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TopicReminder: If you are between the ages of 13 and 36 you are a millennial.
CanuckCowboy
02/10/18 12:24:20 AM
#37
SGT_Conti posted...
GameGodOfAll posted...
But the worst thing is you've got twenty somethings or thirty somethings talking about it when they're milennials themselves

I think these people know, but their mindset is along the lines of "I'm not like the rest of my peers, I'm sophisticated and don't fall into the same traps as everyone else."

Which is ironically kind of a snowflake mentality.


Yea but so is giving a fuck about the opinion of idiots tbh.
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TopicYouTube suspends Logan Paul's ad revenue, blames recent pattern of behavior
CanuckCowboy
02/09/18 10:53:46 PM
#15
WilliamPorygon posted...
EggNogPrince posted...
Social media analysts SocialBlade estimate that Paul earns up to $1.2 million a month in ad revenue from his YouTube channels.

Wow


How the fuck is that even possible? At the rate they pay out his videos would have to be showing like 36 trillion ads a month.


Yea afaik a really high earner would be someone in the low 6 figure range. Like 1 to 200k per month would be killing it.
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TopicWhat made you go ''I probably shouldn't do that again''?
CanuckCowboy
02/09/18 10:28:54 PM
#12
MacadamianNut3 posted...
I've gotten blackout drunk once where I couldn't even walk unassisted and I felt like dogshit for 2 days afterwards

And then I went and rewatched the finale of Avatar: TLA because that's the night it happened


When I was 14 or 15 I got so drunk I had to be carried and didn't even realize cops had come and started grilling us. Since I didn't acknowledge them they made my friends let go of me... I faceplanted and vomited without even lifting my head.
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TopicWhat made you go ''I probably shouldn't do that again''?
CanuckCowboy
02/09/18 10:23:22 PM
#7
Jaw surgery. And clowning around letting a guy hit me in sparring. Hell of a punch though. The surgery was actually years later but the punch was what knocked my lower teeth out of alignment.
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TopicCool Runnings BANNED from being shown at a school for being racist.
CanuckCowboy
02/09/18 10:21:35 PM
#17
Vyrulisse posted...
I don't know where the racism is. It's a funny movie but it's also extremely touching.


It implies black men competing in bobsled at a high level is unusual. Facts be dammed that's racism!
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TopicNeed some used car advice.
CanuckCowboy
02/09/18 9:35:46 PM
#25
meestermj posted...
So I just heard back from. The seller. It's leaking power steering fluid. So I'm gonna pass.
FML.

What about the Dodge Dakota? I've hear good things about them.

I just really want to stay away from larger trucks. This city is crazy filled with Ford F150 super duties and Ram 1500 extra girth or whatever the fucks. They're too big and I would be uncomfortable driving them.


F150s or super duties?

A plain old F150 extended cab ain't that big.
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TopicChildhood is thinking making $5,596 a month is a lot
CanuckCowboy
02/09/18 9:33:37 PM
#163
andel posted...
COVxy posted...
Romes187 posted...
I really wanna see pics of Covxy.

Just post one. I have a feeling he's never had any responsibility in his own life except maybe that bio test next Monday he has to study for


Lots of assumptions you're making there big guy.

Stop going around asking for a picture of me, this isn't the first time and it's pretty fucking creepy.


well you just confirmed he is right and you obviously have no real world experience if you think making 100k means you can live anywhere in the country comfortably


Ironic.

He doesn't mean any specific house obviously.
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TopicWould you rather date an 18 year old, or a girl your age with 3-4 kids?
CanuckCowboy
02/09/18 5:55:29 PM
#30
fenderbender321 posted...
Obviously if you're a single mom, you likely just took whatever was directly and immediately rewarding to you instead of actually putting in the time and effort to make sure it would have been a lasting relationship.


Fucking seriously now buds?
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TopicChildhood is thinking making $5,596 a month is a lot
CanuckCowboy
02/09/18 5:53:24 PM
#94
andel posted...
people that think 100k a year is rich are delusional and have no experience in the real world tbh


Most people get by in half that.

100k a year is a damn nice income and if you can't live well and save off a 100k a year income you're a total fucking idiot.
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TopicChildhood is thinking making $5,596 a month is a lot
CanuckCowboy
02/09/18 5:49:51 PM
#92
KhlavicLanguage posted...
FLUFFYGERM posted...
Only $80 a month for food? Are you eating only Ramen or something?

you can eat like a king off 30 a month rofl you idiot


Just gfaqs things
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TopicDating site women: "Must love dogs. "
CanuckCowboy
01/28/18 8:40:36 PM
#25
MrBobGray posted...
I dont trust people who dislike dogs. Some of the worst people I know hate dogs.

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TopicWhy were citizens not allowed to vote whether we accept refugees or not?
CanuckCowboy
01/28/18 8:38:40 PM
#4
Lulz
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TopicWere you raised to be paranoid?
CanuckCowboy
01/28/18 6:46:55 PM
#13
I was a latchkey kid from 5 on so....
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TopicAnyone else hates it when people don't clean up the ice from their cars?
CanuckCowboy
01/28/18 6:39:53 PM
#7
Why did it take the driver like 46 seconds to react? Lol
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Topicallow me to dance on rod's grave
CanuckCowboy
01/28/18 6:38:33 PM
#12
Gafemage posted...
keep my homie's name out of your mouth TC


You can't tell chill02 what to do. Don't make me comes over theres n talks to yas
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TopicWhat is the blackest thing you can think of?
CanuckCowboy
01/28/18 6:34:44 PM
#67
DuranOfForcena posted...
Duncan Hills Coffee


Saw this and forgot what I came into the topic to post.
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TopicYooo Angie Varona finally made it.
CanuckCowboy
01/27/18 6:01:53 PM
#14
3deep5u posted...
lol i remember her

"ewww guys are such perverts" and then she goes and does this

wew lad


She was like 14 when the internet started creeping on her.

Now she's an adult and using her natural assets to make money. How is that problematic to you?
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Topicshort video to help ignorant people that still tip due to a stupid custom
CanuckCowboy
01/27/18 5:20:59 PM
#10
This topic is making my neck hairs grow
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Topicshort video to help ignorant people that still tip due to a stupid custom
CanuckCowboy
01/27/18 5:16:18 PM
#6
Fishy posted...
TheJBD posted...
That's great and all, but until tipping culture is abolished you still look like a douchebag if you don't tip at all.

The only people I know in real life who are rabidly anti-tipping are also huge assholes. Rack up a $100 tab and be super demanding of waitstaff and refuse to toss in even a couple of bucks because you're ideologically opposed to the concept of tipping culture? Yeah, you're not morally superior, you're just an asshole.

i'm a college student i don't have an extra 20% of what I paid just to eat to pay you for doing your damn job, i'm sorry. no one tipped me for doing my job correctly when i was a marine


So why is someone that broke eating out ffs?
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TopicAir Force One replacing 2 refrigerators for $24 million.
CanuckCowboy
01/26/18 8:01:11 PM
#27
BruceWayneJr posted...
GODTIER posted...
This is why I'm.trying to get into HVAC


lol....


From a carpenters perspective.... As far as the building trades plumbers and HVAC guys kill it.

Also I just recently found out electricians pay blows. I make more than a third year electrician and while I know more than plenty of third year carpenters I don't have any schooling directly related to carpentry
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TopicGirl currently supremely pissed off at me and I feel terrible
CanuckCowboy
01/25/18 11:39:57 PM
#129
FrenchCrunch posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
If you don't deserve it why put up with it?

*boom*

emotions are complicated. i feel bad since she was my best friend and will have no one left in her life

my plan is still to bide time and ghost


I understand feeling bad but if someone is a negative force in your life and totally lacking in self awareness or reason there's no reason to let them bring you down. And it's not helping them either.
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TopicDo you think the Jason Statham hair style is manly and attractive?
CanuckCowboy
01/25/18 11:37:38 PM
#7
pinky0926 posted...
http://www.todayifoundout.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Jason-Statham.png

He looks better here, so no. If your hair is receeding don't try and cover it up. Own it, I say.

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TopicWhats your purity score?
CanuckCowboy
01/25/18 11:36:11 PM
#78
voldothegr8 posted...
Last time it was a 38 and nothing has changed. If I ever get arrested it'll drop a bunch though.

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Topic100K but Bruce Lee performs his one inch punch on both your eyes, spine and junk
CanuckCowboy
01/25/18 11:31:09 PM
#8
Yeah sure. It's largely bs anyway
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TopicGirl currently supremely pissed off at me and I feel terrible
CanuckCowboy
01/25/18 11:29:19 PM
#119
FrenchCrunch posted...
guys that's a really disrespectful way to talk. i still tolerate her because we were once great friends. not because of sex


If you don't deserve it why put up with it?

*boom*
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Topicrape isn't funny
CanuckCowboy
01/25/18 11:27:40 PM
#6
No but some rape jokes are hilarious
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TopicOn average, how many games do you finish within a year?
CanuckCowboy
01/25/18 11:27:11 PM
#7
Actually finish? 1.something. Maybe. I'm terrible at actually finishing games
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TopicI LOVE being a MILLENNIAL and putting things out of business
CanuckCowboy
01/25/18 11:23:35 PM
#10
Wait no tcs follow up made sense. Lol
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