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TopicDisgraced FBI agent led Clinton probe, changed 'grossly negligent' to 'careless
FigureOfSpeech
12/04/17 7:10:20 PM
#13
How do I install a silencer on a rocket launcher?
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TopicWould you vote for Sean Hannity 7 years from now as Trump's successor?
FigureOfSpeech
12/04/17 7:08:50 PM
#6
Ivanka should be president. She'd be the first president that I would have intercourse with.
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TopicMy feet are cod tonight.
FigureOfSpeech
12/04/17 6:55:15 PM
#8
My penis is oarfish
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TopicI'm a male feminist and part of the Black Lives Matter movement. AMA
FigureOfSpeech
12/04/17 6:52:03 PM
#67
It is my professional opinion that tc gets lots of pussy.
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TopicI have my suppression hearing in a hour and a half.
FigureOfSpeech
12/04/17 4:53:49 PM
#33
SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Kalavinka posted...
Can someone give me a tl;dr on the drama surrounding the TC?

First his apartment super broke into his house so he called the cops. After that they illegally seized some of his items which they claim were in plain view but were actually hidden. After the cops felt threatened due to OPs vast knowledge of the law, they started making up laws of their own and said he isn't allowed to record them which he absolutely is. The state is just making it really difficult for him. It really boils down to the OP recording police officers and them not liking it.


I misread the first sentence initially. I read it as his apartment itself broke into his house but like SUPER broke in as in more than just regular broke in. Then I realized you meant super as in the building manager/landlord/whatever. I had forgotten about the term super being used that way >_<
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TopicI like how my sister is a total social justice warrior now
FigureOfSpeech
12/04/17 4:48:38 PM
#5
Pics of her?
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TopicKapernick, Kim Jung Un on the Time Person of the Year shortlist but not JJ watt?
FigureOfSpeech
12/04/17 4:42:05 PM
#47
If trump doesn't win, he will start trump magazine and give himself the "trump of the year" award and then brag about it on twitter and try to call other magazines fake news.
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TopicGerman government wants 'backdoor' access to every digital device.
FigureOfSpeech
12/04/17 4:31:06 PM
#52
more_cow_bell posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
An assassination attempt is made on Bob Marley. He is shot twice, but will play a concert only two days later.

what?

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TopicSurvivor HHH Discussion Topic 3: Survivor Series
FigureOfSpeech
12/04/17 4:26:15 PM
#496
Damn that sucks :/
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TopicSurvivor HHH Discussion Topic 3: Survivor Series
FigureOfSpeech
12/04/17 4:17:50 PM
#493
Espeon posted...
The Funny 115 as we know it is dead ;_;


I haven't checked in weeks. Did he stop updating?
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TopicTrump formally endorses Roy Moore's campaign
FigureOfSpeech
12/04/17 4:17:11 PM
#46
Speaking of biased news sources, the winner of trump's fake news contest was Fox News
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TopicTrump formally endorses Roy Moore's campaign
FigureOfSpeech
12/04/17 2:12:52 PM
#9
Caution999 posted...
Sad!

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TopicShould I text this guy back, or just blow him off?
FigureOfSpeech
12/04/17 1:46:58 PM
#17
southcoast09 posted...
I just looked the guy up on Facebook and he's got pictures of himself standing next to a Ferrari and a Bentley. Hmph.

I forgot to mention how insulting this whole thing feels.


You should urinate on his ferrari.
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TopicAs a liberlol i am ashamed of the fake news
FigureOfSpeech
12/04/17 1:45:49 PM
#8
Notti posted...
Fox News: Polled as the most fake news organization out there, by, get this... Rasmussen. (pollster advocated by Trump, and notorious for being biased to the right wing)

http://www.businessinsider.com/rasmussen-poll-trump-fake-news-trophy-fox-news-2017-11

https://thinkprogress.org/fake-news-poll-backfires-b1654cf71ec9/


Conservative-leaning ?fake news? poll backfires
Respondents were asked to choose the winner of the first annual Fake News Trophy. The results were a bit surprising.

A poll conducted by the conservative-leaning Rasmussen Reports, published on Thursday, asked respondents to choose a winner of the first-ever ?Fake News Trophy.? Voters were presented with a handful of options, including CNN, MSNBC, NBC, CBS, and ABC ? all outlets which President Trump has at one point deemed ?fake news? ? as well as White House favorite Fox News.

The winner of the 2017 Fake News Trophy, according to Rasmussen voters: Fox News. By a landslide.

The result might have been a bit surprising to the pollsters, given Rasmussen?s tendency to skew rightward in favor of Republican causes and candidates. The polling outlet let on as much in its summary on Thursday, shrugging off its own final tally and placing both Fox News and distant runner-up CNN in the same ?winner? category.

?Voters agree with President Trump that so-called ?fake news? is a serious problem in America today,? the polling company wrote, noting that 65 percent of those polled had responded as such. ?If a Fake News Trophy were to be awarded this year, the winners should be Fox News or CNN depending on which political party you?re in.?


Fox News wins Donald Trumps "Fake News Trophy".

Hilarious.


Nice :)
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TopicSo now Trump's lawyer says a president by definition cannot obstruct justice
FigureOfSpeech
12/04/17 1:38:09 PM
#50
Caution998 posted...
What? I didn't even do anything wrong.


I agree
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TopicSo now Trump's lawyer says a president by definition cannot obstruct justice
FigureOfSpeech
12/04/17 1:37:27 PM
#49
Caution998 posted...
Yeahh! Fuck Trump !!!


Preach on, brother!!
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TopicAs a liberlol i am ashamed of the fake news
FigureOfSpeech
12/04/17 1:20:59 PM
#5
What's the fake news this time? I'm a liberal but I only get news from here.
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TopicShould I text this guy back, or just blow him off?
FigureOfSpeech
12/04/17 1:14:05 PM
#8
Send him a dick pic
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TopicHow do scientists know about the universe just by looking thru some telescope?
FigureOfSpeech
12/04/17 12:59:47 PM
#8
DesuDeku posted...
Remember, it's just a theory


Said various people who don't really understand the definition of theory.
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TopicProject Veritas expose Washington Post!
FigureOfSpeech
12/02/17 12:00:58 PM
#180
ExThaNemesis posted...
foolm0r0n posted...
There's something about dying on hills that doesn't stick at all. I've seen people supposedly die on 1000 hills and yet they are still here hill-fighting.


it's a figure of speech man


So am I
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Topicwho here lives in their parents basement and don't care about it!!!!
FigureOfSpeech
11/30/17 6:21:36 PM
#12
When my parents divorced, my mother moved with my brother and me into a rental house for a year before buying a new house. I took the bedroom in the basement. For that year, I lived in my parent's basement. I was 13 or 14. I actually did enjoy it.
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TopicEA strikes again - new UFC game has level system based 100% on microtransactions
FigureOfSpeech
11/30/17 6:17:54 PM
#34
tremain07 posted...
This is the future of gaming, sure you're outraged now, but eventually you'll start to accept it.


Considering it seems to be for online multiplayer, which I don't really care about, it's extremely unlikely that I will accept it rather than just not play games anymore.
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TopicWhats your preferred lets player style?
FigureOfSpeech
11/30/17 6:14:53 PM
#6
Good player, no deaths, 100%, no commentary.
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TopicBicurious Vegy vs. Paranormal Vegy
FigureOfSpeech
11/30/17 6:13:29 PM
#17
Bicurious vegy is funny, but one time I got into an alien debate with paranormal vegy and we had a back and forth wall of text debate. I spoke in vegyspeak and I'm pretty sure neither one of us broke character.
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TopicNazi loses job and home after receiving puff piece in the New York Times.
FigureOfSpeech
11/30/17 5:56:32 PM
#161
If you take the name Hitler, add a y at the end, change the e to an a and the t to another l, you get Hillary. Coincidence?
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TopicNazi loses job and home after receiving puff piece in the New York Times.
FigureOfSpeech
11/30/17 5:53:26 PM
#160
Shadowstrike007 posted...
Shame this hard working man got fired for views that most of the world and US share. He wasn't on company time when he shared these ridiculous to go on a manhunt for this upstanding citizen.


Are you sure it wasn't a witch... pursuit... thing?
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Topicwho here thinks i am impersonating so i can ignore you and post in piece
FigureOfSpeech
11/30/17 5:52:28 PM
#17
TC has a lame username.
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TopicSo Mal_Fet, he for real?
FigureOfSpeech
11/30/17 5:49:04 PM
#164
Kim Kusanagi posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...
Kim Kusanagi posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...
Kim Kusanagi posted...
FrenchCrunch posted...
ToonLinkWithGun posted...
Kim K is the biggest troll on CE. Literally anything he says you can ignore.

did someone defend kim k


His Jimmy's are rustled


And you aren't doing yourself any favors for typing "jimmy's" for fuck's sake -_-


Blame autocorrect


Did you type "jimmys" or "jimmies" at first? If the former, not autocorrect's fault >_>


I did Jimmies.

My keyboard is not in English.


Ah, okay then
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TopicCal State professor calls for a boycott of 'white businesses' for Christmas
FigureOfSpeech
11/30/17 5:46:48 PM
#152
The Admiral posted...
prettyprincess posted...
The Admiral posted...
The fact that you guys are discussing this is purely a deflection because you have no argument.

when presenting something sans commentary or argument then is there really anything to deflect from? you could probably steer your topics more directly if you wanted


I have as much control over the behavior in this topic as a zookeeper does over the behavior of his animals. In both instances, the behaviors are also quite similar.


Whatever you say, ROD.
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TopicCal State professor calls for a boycott of 'white businesses' for Christmas
FigureOfSpeech
11/30/17 5:16:06 PM
#144
I don't know anything about this ROD person, but think probably Admiral is in fact ROD.
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TopicCal State professor calls for a boycott of 'white businesses' for Christmas
FigureOfSpeech
11/30/17 5:07:45 PM
#139
Ammonitida posted...
southcoast09 posted...
The left isn't laughing at anybody. They're frantically pounding their fists, trying to make trump look bad. They've not nothing to retool for 2020 and they don't seem to have any plans of rebuilding their fractured party any time soon.

We, the ones in power, are the ones laughing at you guys.

Trump had two scoops of ice cream guyz!! We've got him now!


Dude, Trump made himself look really bad yesterday when he posted a series of videos intended to incite fear against a minority population in the US and UK. The left doesn't have to "try".


No one even gives a fuck about the ice cream thing and I even had to have someone explain it to me just the other day, after seeing it referenced for many months.
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TopicAmerican voters say Trump is responsible for the economy and market growth.
FigureOfSpeech
11/30/17 4:57:02 PM
#48
HypnoCoosh posted...
Trump could cure cancer and the left would still attack him.


Aw you little cutie pie. *ruffles your hair* I thought I had seen the last of that copypasta months and months ago! :P
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TopicSo Mal_Fet, he for real?
FigureOfSpeech
11/30/17 4:49:58 PM
#161
Kim Kusanagi posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...
Kim Kusanagi posted...
FrenchCrunch posted...
ToonLinkWithGun posted...
Kim K is the biggest troll on CE. Literally anything he says you can ignore.

did someone defend kim k


His Jimmy's are rustled


And you aren't doing yourself any favors for typing "jimmy's" for fuck's sake -_-


Blame autocorrect


Did you type "jimmys" or "jimmies" at first? If the former, not autocorrect's fault >_>
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TopicSadiq Khan, mayor of London, says President Trump is not welcome in Britain
FigureOfSpeech
11/30/17 4:42:34 PM
#71
Newhopes posted...
southcoast09 posted...
How was khan even elected?

Britain's not gonna be welcome in the new Pacific Trade deals. Not until they change. Nationalism won and globalism lost, which is what their union tries to force on everybody.


Londons well on it's way to been an islamic city.


*London's

*its

*being

*(technically Islamic, but I don't like capitalizing religion names/descriptors either, so I would have typed it the way you did. I just wanted to acknowledge that technically it is a proper noun, in the event anyone else would have corrected me for not having corrected you)
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TopicWhy do girls want to be horrible people?
FigureOfSpeech
11/30/17 4:36:35 PM
#12
Lost_All_Senses posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
they don't even care if they don't get to go to heaven


Don't do that


What? I was just quoting the part of the post that I wanted to reiterate. I just deleted the rest out. I didn't modify it to say anything different than it said initially.
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TopicDoes Trump have a mental illness?
FigureOfSpeech
11/30/17 4:21:38 PM
#107
Caution998 posted...
Doom_Art posted...
What would making a "deal" do for me

You're just some nobody on a random forum I visit.


chicken.


Hey guys I found Biff Tannon.
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TopicDoes Trump have a mental illness?
FigureOfSpeech
11/30/17 4:19:34 PM
#106
Caution998 posted...
That's your argument now?

That's what level you guys are on now? "But but but he barely won them!!!" and if Hillary won those, you'd be slurpin her all over the place and bragging about the very same margins.

Pathetic. Get over the election, dude. It's been over a year. Winning PA was literally the impossible. It was an impossibility that only Trump could make happen - as Romney and everyone else before him had failed.


"Get over the election, dude" says the first user to mention hillary and the election in this topic and therefore the user responsible for inciting all hillary/election talk.

Caution: haha my guy won ur girl lost lol
Other people: *additional conversation about hillary/election*
Caution: wtf get over hillary and the election already.

Yeah, keep trying to spin that shit, doofus.
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TopicSo Mal_Fet, he for real?
FigureOfSpeech
11/30/17 4:10:25 PM
#158
Keith_Valentine posted...
Waluigi7 posted...
FrenchCrunch posted...
keith is a known troll guys cmon

He's not a troll.

He's like Mal Fet, he truly believes everything he says.


This guy gets it. I seem like a troll because most of you are so fuckin generic, when someone totally different comes along, you can't even understand where we are coming from. Tolerant? Ha, most of you make no effort to understand the other sides pov. You just start with the slander and shit slinging. I've seen it repeatedly, users like the ones I mentioned are toxic. Personally, I just like bullying bullies when I can.

We are all free to give our opinions. You want to talk about Mal, so I want to tell you what I think of you. Unfortunately I'd get modded , but you guys proly even look down on each other. Lol


You call them generic and then you use the "you can't deal with someone disagreeing with you" and "the tolerant left" arguments.
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TopicSo Mal_Fet, he for real?
FigureOfSpeech
11/30/17 4:05:59 PM
#157
Kim Kusanagi posted...
FrenchCrunch posted...
ToonLinkWithGun posted...
Kim K is the biggest troll on CE. Literally anything he says you can ignore.

did someone defend kim k


His Jimmy's are rustled


And you aren't doing yourself any favors for typing "jimmy's" for fuck's sake -_-
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TopicTake a look at this incredibly ignorant status, posted by a girl on my FB.
FigureOfSpeech
11/30/17 2:24:06 PM
#65
She should be permanently banned from all social media under threat of death penalty if she attempts to access it again ever.
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TopicNazi loses job and home after receiving puff piece in the New York Times.
FigureOfSpeech
11/30/17 2:18:51 PM
#38
Ammonitida posted...
r4X0r posted...
Funny how white supremacists lose their jobs while black supremacy is endorsed.


The black nurse who recently called for "white male baby sacrifices" lost her job too.


Fair, nexts all around
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TopicFlorida Man takes pit stop during police chase to shoot heroin
FigureOfSpeech
11/30/17 2:16:35 PM
#3
Floridas be Florida'n
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TopicWhy do girls want to be horrible people?
FigureOfSpeech
11/30/17 2:14:24 PM
#7
Lost_All_Senses posted...
they don't even care if they don't get to go to heaven

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TopicSadiq Khan, mayor of London, says President Trump is not welcome in Britain
FigureOfSpeech
11/30/17 2:03:24 PM
#8
TC is a gimmicky joke poster.
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TopicTexas State newspaper publishes op-ed calling for "white death"
FigureOfSpeech
11/30/17 2:01:42 PM
#21
Sounds like fake news.
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TopicAmerican voters say Trump is responsible for the economy and market growth.
FigureOfSpeech
11/30/17 1:58:54 PM
#8
I wonder what the impending market correction will show us.
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TopicPhilosophically, asking whether god exists...
FigureOfSpeech
11/30/17 1:54:47 PM
#9
penis

;)
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TopicDoes Trump have a mental illness?
FigureOfSpeech
11/30/17 1:43:13 PM
#102
The Great Muta 22 posted...
"Reality TV star" despite the fact that the Celebrity Apprentice was tanking in the ratings and being aired 15 months after filming, and it was during the dead TV season in January and February....


Plus they had to switch to celebrity when the original The Apprentice format went stale. The UK version, which started a few years after the trump version, is more successful and is still airing. They haven't even needed to resort to celebrities.
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TopicDoes Trump have a mental illness?
FigureOfSpeech
11/30/17 1:34:37 PM
#101
Syntheticon posted...
Other than being a classic narcissist, probably not. He's clearly of average-below average intelligence though.


Narcissistic Personality Disorder is a mental illness though.
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TopicDoes Trump have a mental illness?
FigureOfSpeech
11/30/17 1:32:49 PM
#100
Voted yes, but I'd prefer a "more than one"/"several" option
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