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Don Caballero - The Loudest Shop vac in the World

/audiblegroan

I'd prefer if I had the penny for the chance it could be a neat penny in some way, plus i dont like losing money.

but absolutely not the end of the world if they didnt give it back.

I'd hate to be a waiter during these endless deals.

like, you wanna be a good employee but you kinda are forced(I assume) to make customers wait longer between plates and not be as attentive so people give up after just a few plates.

christmas season is coming which is the perfect time to coin roll hunt. I dont know what the rules are on tellers buying stuff customers turn in for paper money, but god damn I want to get all the silver coins I can, if its possible.

Perhaps not during the shift but if no customer asks for it at the end of the day I would assume its fair game.

know a friend of a friend who works at the bank branch by my house and has long hair like mine and he says its fine so long as its neatly kept on a ponytail.

Now the stache I might just cut off, because ive never made that look nice and groomed. My hair can be messy but generally looks groomed and well kept, and for a job I can. never really bothered to train my stache hairs or condition it or wax it into a nice look so eh.

I didnt buy this TV, my mom did, and the picture quality is great, but if i knew you needed a shitty app for it I would have spent more money to get something that works with a physical remote.

when asked why he does voices he says he probably wouldnt care if not for money.

gotta appreciate the honesty.

Okay turns out, and this wasnt responding a second ago, there is a black box that functions as a track pad on the vizio app on my phone...

how is this any better than simply including a d-pad or something similar on the damn physical remote?

Like, in order to use the smart cast thing on my TV(vizio) I need to click "I accept" to the terms on the screen.

No button on the "basic remote" will function for this purpose, and I cant find any button that will accept on the shitty vizio smart cast app.

Always leaving in the possibility I'm an idiot, but why do companies insist on using shitty apps? You cant even get to the TV settings menu with the "basic remote" you essentially cant even use your TV to the fullest without a smartphone and the shitty, poorly rated app.

Why is this even an issue? why doesnt the big play button on the remote function as the accept button? for that matter I cant even figure out how to move over to "decline" if I wanted to.

beheaded by thd offspring

i gave him a d.

the fact he keeps going back on terrible stuff he wants to do keeps him from an F.

was kind curious why hed tell me to search for something that gives me nothing i want but eh

no folks, thats not the shower.

If i had that kind of money Id have some advanced toilet where squatting is an option, and perhaps a b hole blasting device like a bidet or something.

but if im in the shower and i suddenly have to go, who knows what will happen,.

sometimes i get a little annoyed when these arent duckbear topics but instead weak ass imitations.

Ive been hoarding.

Recent finds:

2006 series A $100

52111152

2013 $1 bill:

08390000

2013 $20:

70110117

series 1981 a $1 in decent condition

and I thought these were interesting but I dont know their worth:

series 2013 $20s, all fresh gently circulated(people dont know how to pick up money without ruining the edges of the bill)

25500001
25500002
25500003

So, yeah...nothing too major. But I keep on searching. I had a dream recently I found a bill 00000008, which would be worth a lot, but I dont take dreams to mean anything so meh

I think about what id do if i win the lottery almost daily.

i would immediately quit my job and instead just have a party house where all my friends can come over. not having a job but having real money means i could pretty much be a kid every day of my adult life. god damn.

well i leave you this:

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/915/652/b49.gif

this face but its going berserk and clawing its face off.

plz

have you read even one page of an archie comic?

if its cringy that means its true to its source at least.

oh no not in his sauna but he has a hot tub in the other room...

i usually dont use the blast setting but just normal water. but it does feel super awesome. my nuts get itchy a lot and it calms them down.

@SmokeMassTree2 gonna sit in my friends suana tonight awe yeah gon sweat like a mofo

SmokeMassTree2 posted...

Sometimes I take the jet option on my shower head and blast my butthole. Feels great and gets all the poops out.

i turn the heat up all the way and blast my nuts. feels awesome

sometimes i get the urge to go real bad in the shower when i didnt before. since its so much easier to squat and poop like that Im sometimes not going to go before if i dont have the urge.

this happens once every few weeks or so.

well if it makes it any better(i doubt it), i dont just poop in the shower, but if im in there and i have to go i am not drying off to use the toilet.

but it is true, squatting is the preferred way to poop. comes out with less strain and its way easier.

yeah

thats a downside. upside is fast relief and no strain

because I can squat in full glory and not strain over a traditional american toilet.

i dont do this on purpose but if im in there sometimes i get the urge to shit so i generally let it out.

yeah.

damn 12 bux?

i probably wont buy that.

thanks though.

So I plug that first one into my PC, using what? The in, out or microphone port?

Actually besides games what can I do with this thing? Obviously math, and it IS the best calculator ive ever used, but like, any actual use for this outside of games and math(which I dont even need 99% of the functions here)

What kind of cable goes into it though? its an early 00s one, its got a headphone jack looking thing at the bottom and thats it.

I wanna get me some games. Or actually I dont know how to do that all I recall doing was hooking it up to other TIs and stealing their games.

Well no, not me, which is why that was in quotes.

"Question: I subbed an English channel, (At least I thought I did), but now it's in a foreign language so I guess I'll unsubscribe and find the English version! ! It doesn't even tell us in English what's going on, or if this is for non English speaking subscribers, so who knows?"

They actually a week prior uploaded the same video in English.

Can some people get a clue?

I much prefer lower and smaller cars.

Ive owned a compact car(1997 nissan sentra), a regular sized car(2010 malibu) and an SUV (2005 chevy trailblazer) and easily the one i enjoyed driving the most was the Sentra.

Its not easy to deal with something like this. My dad died three years ago, and it was tough, but at the same time, at least in the case of my dad, they were relieved from their suffering. stay strong man, its tough but eventually you will move on, even if you never forget.

plus, in a few months cash in all those "if you ever need anything" platitudes, and get people to mow the lawn, clean the gutters, etc.

145

pretty smart.

lol @ people who suddenly feel "down" ya know.

I hope each and every interviewer asks if you watched the football game on sunday.

I vote no, because i dont know what purpose it would serve.

hell i dont care if people see it.

bought something called "ky ultragel"

hm. they didnt have any cock rings so i might buy that on amazon.

two days vs half an hour. plus i kinda dont need a 30,000 gallon jug >___>

KStateKing17 posted...

lighter and slightly heavier

????

/purposefully not getting it

why is it the laymen like us have to have crazy ass Passw0dzz!@# but the fat cats can make theirs "admin"

im sick and tired of using random assorted hand creams and moisturizers!

I dont hate them and will eat them but i dont get why people persist on making this food i generally find it to be bland and boring, or perhaps that just how my dad and mom have made it.