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| Topic | What are your 30s like? |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/11/18 9:36:36 AM #28 | 30s are a man's prime. Don't waste them by dicking around like you did your 20s. |
| Topic | Playing Twilight Princess. When does it git gud? *spoilers?* |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/10/18 10:48:32 PM #24 | rabbi_baby posted... I don't understand how people enjoy Zelda games. Millions of people do, so I'd say you're the oddball. |
| Topic | Playing Twilight Princess. When does it git gud? *spoilers?* |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/10/18 10:33:11 PM #18 | Taharqa_ posted... It doesn't. It's a very well made and polished game, it's just boring as shit. Yeah I mean it looks great. Controls fine. No flaws, really. It's just boring so far. Rare to feel that about a Zelda game. That's why I'm hoping it just starts abnormally slow. |
| Topic | Playing Twilight Princess. When does it git gud? *spoilers?* |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/10/18 10:25:13 PM #17 | Lvaneede posted... TP is great, but I hope youre not playing the Wii version. Wii U and Gamecube are much better because there is no waggle. HD for Wii U. |
| Topic | Welp today's Episode of Dragonball Super just got rid of my fav character |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/10/18 10:11:08 PM #5 | 17 shouldn't have gotten that strong to begin with. |
| Topic | Playing Twilight Princess. When does it git gud? *spoilers?* |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/10/18 10:05:24 PM #9 | Chicken_Butt posted... Game is pretty universally just a worse Ocarina of Time. Hmm.. This might be my least favorite 3D Zelda then. I did really enjoy OoT, MM, and WW. |
| Topic | Playing Twilight Princess. When does it git gud? *spoilers?* |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/10/18 9:55:22 PM #1 | At the part where I'm wolf link, collecting light orbs from insects in the first forest area. |
| Topic | Who shot Biggie and Tupac? |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/09/18 8:07:58 PM #9 | Suge |
| Topic | This Dexter's Lab scene used to disturb me as a kid. |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/09/18 6:57:30 PM #1 |  |
| Topic | How's it go again? |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/09/18 11:33:43 AM #1 | How's it go again?! |
| Topic | How often do you think Olympic skating duos have sex? |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/08/18 10:21:04 PM #5 | CarlGrimes posted... The Olympic Village is a total fuckfest. I know because a kid I grew up with is a bronze medalist and was talking about it. I read that it's totally blown out of proportion. Yeah sex happens, but that goes for anywhere a large congregation of people cohabitate in for a while. |
| Topic | Why didn't Bulma just wish for the Saiyan ships to blow up? >_> |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/08/18 3:20:05 PM #74 | @dave_is_slick posted... DoctorPiranha3 posted...It's the same thing in that case. Lmao. And Frieza didn't kill Elder Namekian directly, but the dragon ball wish still brought him back because Frieza "gave him a broken heart". If anything, destroying the space pods is far more direct than whatever Frieza did to kill old Namekian. Stop trying to use logic for this show. |
| Topic | "If you don't BELIEVE it will work, then it won't work!" |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/08/18 8:05:25 AM #5 | If you didn't *believe* that riding in a vehicle would get you to your destination safely, you wouldn't ever drive. Or if you didn't believe the plan would land safe.. you wouldn't ride a plane. Belief in something that hasn't happened yet is a trait humans use to accomplish grander goals. It's quite necessary if you want to get anywhere in life. |
| Topic | Has there ever been a game series where the 5th game is good? |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/07/18 10:34:12 PM #53 | Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze |
| Topic | Who is your favorite person named Mike? |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/07/18 10:33:19 PM #7 | Mike Nelson |
| Topic | Dilly! Dilly! |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/07/18 10:19:58 PM #6 | Chilli Billy |
| Topic | C/D: humanity will never reach the stars |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/07/18 10:15:20 PM #2 | C. We can't even reach our own! |
| Topic | Why didn't Bulma just wish for the Saiyan ships to blow up? >_> |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/07/18 8:35:13 PM #17 | NeonOctopus posted... DoctorPiranha3 posted...Actually, you guys forget. Oolong did wish for Shenron to kill the Saiyans (of which Bulma got mad for him not considering bringing back Goku), but Shenron said that eliminating the Saiyans is beyond his power. It's the same thing in that case. |
| Topic | Why didn't Bulma just wish for the Saiyan ships to blow up? >_> |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/07/18 8:23:24 PM #11 | Actually, you guys forget. Oolong did wish for Shenron to kill the Saiyans (of which Bulma got mad for him not considering bringing back Goku), but Shenron said that eliminating the Saiyans is beyond his power. So there you go. |
| Topic | Why didn't Bulma just wish for the Saiyan ships to blow up? >_> |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/07/18 7:47:36 PM #2 | Same reason they didn't wish to find Dr. Gero's location and snuff him out before he could release the androids. |
| Topic | What do you think is discussed the most on CE? |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/07/18 6:54:50 PM #2 | Politics. Because instead of escaping the real world and be playful for a change, CE is obsessed with taking life as seriously as possible. |
| Topic | What was your first Paper Mario game that you played? |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/06/18 9:02:25 PM #17 | wackyteen posted... I actually played Super first, then TTYD, then PM back before even SS came out That's like having anal before vaginal intercourse, then finishing with a hand job. |
| Topic | What was your first Paper Mario game that you played? |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/06/18 9:01:18 PM #14 | The original, and it's still the best to this day. |
| Topic | Tinder/Okcupid/ etc General |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/06/18 8:54:13 PM #223 | JustMyOpinion posted... Enraged's modus operandi is to find crazy/broken girls and then get upset that they act crazy/broken. Although to his credit he seems to have slightly better control on his anger now. Some peeps are emptionally conditioned to crave those crazy bitches. |
| Topic | how do you live |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/06/18 8:18:51 AM #3 | By breathing |
| Topic | Guys...new cure for baldness |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/06/18 8:18:13 AM #6 | Southernfatman posted... You get your hair back, but you die at 50 from a heart attack. I guess people have their own priorities. Better to burn out than fade away |
| Topic | So... K. Rool... *DKC1, 2, and 3 spoilers* |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/06/18 7:35:56 AM #5 | Bump |
| Topic | So... K. Rool... *DKC1, 2, and 3 spoilers* |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/05/18 11:08:16 PM #4 | TheDarkCircle posted... yeah bro but that OST tho  |
| Topic | So... K. Rool... *DKC1, 2, and 3 spoilers* |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/05/18 11:05:33 PM #1 | In the first game, he's a king and is fought on a galleon. In the second game, he's a pirate and is fought in a helicopter. In the third game, he's a scientist and is fought in a castle. Wouldn't it make sense if the king was fought in a castle, the pirate is fought on a galleon, and the scientist fought in a helicopter? |
| Topic | Tinder/Okcupid/ etc General |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/05/18 4:17:47 PM #207 | TheGoldenEel posted... I have trouble being myself in messages because my sense of humor is really dry and comes across as rude if it doesnt have my goofy smile accompanying it EnragedSlith posted... I think youre thinking too much about this and trying too hard. |
| Topic | Tinder/Okcupid/ etc General |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/05/18 11:43:03 AM #196 | emblem boy posted... DoctorPiranha3 posted...She's looking for an emblem man, not an emblem boy. What are you afraid of? What's keeping you from adjusting your behavior to give her the emotional support that she needs? I get that she's the first romantic lady in your life, so this might be new territory. But if you really like her and don't want to end it, why not invest more emotionally? |
| Topic | Tinder/Okcupid/ etc General |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/05/18 11:26:46 AM #194 | She's looking for an emblem man, not an emblem boy. |
| Topic | The Eagles and Astros won the championship in the same season. |
| DoctorPiranha3 02/05/18 8:54:01 AM #1 | ...what a weird sports year. Cubs and Cavs the year before. |
| Topic | Trump clapping for himself during the State of the Union |
| DoctorPiranha3 01/31/18 12:06:27 AM #3 | Trump does thing |
| Topic | Birds that cant fly are pretty shitty |
| DoctorPiranha3 01/31/18 12:04:51 AM #10 | Only one mammal flies, and those are bats. We're not worthy. :( |
| Topic | Tinder/Okcupid/ etc General |
| DoctorPiranha3 01/31/18 12:00:28 AM #150 | Blue_Inigo posted... Whose intentions? Yours. Without a projected sexual intention, you're probably not going to escalate the sexual tension so quickly. Be there as a sexual, straight male. Not an asexual friend. |
| Topic | Tinder/Okcupid/ etc General |
| DoctorPiranha3 01/30/18 9:41:19 PM #148 | Blue_Popo posted... 40 miles is far though, I won't go past 50km and you better be a 10 at 50km True. I was feeling adventurous that night though. EnragedSlith posted... Blue_Inigo posted...How likely is sex on the first date? This man gets it. |
| Topic | Tinder/Okcupid/ etc General |
| DoctorPiranha3 01/30/18 1:01:55 AM #141 | Blue_Popo posted... DoctorPiranha3 posted...Saturday evening, I downloaded PoF. Just two hours in, I had a date set with a cute Mexican girl. A little bit chubby but not too bad. So I picked her up that night. We went to a bar, then a dance club, then I took her to my place and she rode my cock for two hours straight. PoF is terrible. I managed to find a gem in this pile of dirt pretty early on, luckily. I almost passed on the opportunity because she lives 40 fucking miles away, but thought ah, might as well give it a shot. |
| Topic | Tinder/Okcupid/ etc General |
| DoctorPiranha3 01/29/18 7:12:19 PM #139 | Saturday evening, I downloaded PoF. Just two hours in, I had a date set with a cute Mexican girl. A little bit chubby but not too bad. So I picked her up that night. We went to a bar, then a dance club, then I took her to my place and she rode my cock for two hours straight. Girl is a total minx. Gonna pick her up again this weekend. |
| Topic | Eeh ooh ah ah ah ting ting tang |
| DoctorPiranha3 01/28/18 7:15:34 PM #4 | Shut up, nerd |
| Topic | Eeh ooh ah ah ah ting ting tang |
| DoctorPiranha3 01/28/18 7:13:41 PM #1 | Wallah wallah bing bang |
| Topic | most overrated Zelda |
| DoctorPiranha3 01/25/18 8:26:19 AM #29 | Majora's Mask is my favorite. First Zelda to stress me out and give me nightmares. |
| Topic | Apparently I'm known amongst my peers as the guy that told a guy to stfu... |
| DoctorPiranha3 01/24/18 11:13:50 PM #5 | Could be worse. You could be known as the genital warts guy. |
| Topic | The rolling, depleting health counter in Earthbound is pretty fun. |
| DoctorPiranha3 01/24/18 11:11:20 PM #1 | Im a way, it really makes you feel the impact of heavily damaging hits. |
| Topic | why does casual sex come easy for me but not relationships |
| DoctorPiranha3 01/24/18 7:06:42 PM #22 | Could be any combination of a multitude of reasons. 1. Are you even really trying to build a deep, lasting connection with a girl? Women expect men to lead the relationship dynamic, and if you're not willing to open yourself up emotionally, then you're likely not building any kind of foundation for a long term relationship. 2. How needy are you after sleeping with a girl? If you come off too needy, too attached too soon, girls autoreject that. 3. What kind of girls are you even meeting? You'll probably have better luck finding a well grounded girl who wants a lasting relationship at a place like, say, the library. Or store, or concert, or whatever. If you're meeting girls in the drunken haze of a nightclub or bar, then that's where women are putting on masks and slipping into social roles. This type of atmosphere is for fun and letting loose, not establishing some kind of deep connection. Also, a lot of these women will sleep with a guy, but regret it the next morning. 4. What kind of vibe are you giving off? Believe it or not, if you're really good at seducing girls and escalating very rapidly, then women will perceive that you're just a casual fuck boy and nothing more. Maybe scale it back a bit, and see how that plays out. There's too many potential variables for us to give you a solid answer. You're going to have to self-reflect and figure out where you need to tweak your behavior to get the results you want. |
| Topic | Married female teacher gave oral sex to 14 y.o. student, had anal sex with him |
| DoctorPiranha3 01/24/18 9:18:47 AM #118 | Conflict posted... DoctorPiranha3 posted...The Admiral posted...There is a double standard because the genders are not the same, and men are not emotionally traumatized by sex in the same way. I don't know we constantly have to pretend otherwise. https://www.google.com/amp/www.medicaldaily.com/men-mature-after-women-11-years-after-be-exact-british-study-reveals-246716%3famp=1 Women being more emotionally mature is common knowledge at this point. TheGrindery posted... So you guys honestly think the same amount of male students have fantasies of the situation involving "love"? Lol You think girls don't enjoy casual sex, and "love" is always a factor? Lol. You'd be shocked if you ever heard girl talk. |
| Topic | Married female teacher gave oral sex to 14 y.o. student, had anal sex with him |
| DoctorPiranha3 01/24/18 8:52:19 AM #114 | The Admiral posted... There is a double standard because the genders are not the same, and men are not emotionally traumatized by sex in the same way. I don't know we constantly have to pretend otherwise. Got any proof there, buddy? Women are much more emotionally intelligent than men... in fact I'd say a 15 y.o. girl is more emotionally intelligent than most adult men. You know how often those teen girls try and seduce their male teachers? |
| Topic | Married female teacher gave oral sex to 14 y.o. student, had anal sex with him |
| DoctorPiranha3 01/23/18 11:23:53 PM #74 | XxKrebsxX posted... I bet the husband asked for anal countless times and shes like, I dont do that. Its degrading. Short of your wife getting gangbang, that's gotta be the worst feeling in the world. |
| Topic | Lady Bird was good, but as someone from Sacramento,... |
| DoctorPiranha3 01/23/18 10:37:09 PM #3 | KILBOTz posted... is it about LBJ's wife or Hank Hill's dog? It's about the river in Austin, Tx |
| Topic | So, like, what are the downsides to living in/near Vegas? |
| DoctorPiranha3 01/23/18 10:30:40 PM #6 | Raiders are about to come to town and stink up the place |
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