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TopicIs this shaved husky pic real?
DoctorPiranha3
01/12/18 8:04:17 PM
#5
Maybe
TopicWhy wasn't Funky Kong in Mario Kart 8?
DoctorPiranha3
01/12/18 8:03:06 PM
#4
The real question is, why wasn't Diddy Kong?
TopicHow do you know if who you're dating is the "right" one
DoctorPiranha3
01/12/18 6:43:27 PM
#5
Feel your heart right now. Place your awareness on it. Your heart will tell you if this is something to continue on with.

Not even being corny. Your natural instincts are intelligent and know what's right for you. Your mind's conditioning will override your instincts, which can hurt you in some cases.
TopicLoving Poochy & Yoshi's Wooly World
DoctorPiranha3
01/12/18 6:05:28 PM
#3
Definitely an enjoyable game. Best Yoshi game since Yoshi's Island.
Topicjob interviews are so dumb
DoctorPiranha3
01/12/18 4:33:20 PM
#6
The more technical the job, the more technical the questions, which is vital for some jobs.

For an entry level job, they just want to see how you handle pressure, and to make sure you're not totally uncalibrated an individual.
TopicNew Funky Mode
DoctorPiranha3
01/12/18 11:35:31 AM
#7
NeoBowser posted...
Funky is my favourite Kong

He's my favorite Nintendo character.

So glad to see him back in the spotlight.
TopicI like how Grant Kirkhope took inspiration from Teddy Bear's Picnic.
DoctorPiranha3
01/12/18 10:58:59 AM
#1


Topic"Is that your kid?" "Yes" "Wow that's cool man"
DoctorPiranha3
01/12/18 9:09:54 AM
#2
S1nharvest posted...
Trigger me softly

Tell your whole life with my words?
TopicHuman beings are so weak compared to other animals
DoctorPiranha3
01/12/18 7:39:54 AM
#45
Giblet_Enjoyer posted...
Humanity was actually down to something like 2,000 members at one point, that's how risky the whole "big brain but nothing else of value" gambit is

Wasn't that due to a super volcano's eruption? We also have been competing with other human species for most of our history up until recently.
TopicHuman beings are so weak compared to other animals
DoctorPiranha3
01/12/18 6:48:59 AM
#36
St0rmFury posted...
It's fascinating how even a guy who trains for strength like The Mountain can lose to an orangutan in raw strength.

Our brains require so much energy... we eat a shitload of calories just to fuel our big brains. If our body also had the super strength like the other primates, we'd need to be eating constantly to fuel our mind and body. So we really did sacrifice strength for smart.
TopicPenis
DoctorPiranha3
01/11/18 9:19:05 PM
#2
Fake news.
TopicIs Waluigi the lamest video game character ever?
DoctorPiranha3
01/11/18 8:25:37 PM
#9
TopicVicente Fox: Trump's 'mouth is the foulest s--- hole in the world'
DoctorPiranha3
01/11/18 8:15:25 PM
#11
Samurontai posted...
Alois_Hunter posted...
i didnt realize Trump's mouth is run entirely by Narcos... oh wait, that's Vincente's country that he was president of, which he was completely ineffective in stopping.


Kinda like Donald Trump being president and failing to stop the largest mass shooting in modern US history amirite?

AKA try harder with the shit posting

Did you really just compare an isolated incident of a maniac to a criminal organization that has been plaguing a corrupt country for decades?
TopicDid you grow up in a dysfunctional family?
DoctorPiranha3
01/11/18 5:11:39 PM
#7
Lol, who hasn't? Pretty sure almost everyone has family issues.
TopicDonkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze is coming to Switch.
DoctorPiranha3
01/11/18 11:51:58 AM
#13
the_cajun88 posted...
Never played this, but heard it was good. When does it come out?

May 4th, I think?

It's amazingly good.
TopicDonkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze is coming to Switch.
DoctorPiranha3
01/11/18 11:29:15 AM
#4
ForestLogic posted...
But motherfuck. It's fucking Funky Kong. Arghhhhh.

He's my profile pic, for gods sake! My favorite Nintendo character.
TopicDonkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze is coming to Switch.
DoctorPiranha3
01/11/18 11:18:48 AM
#1
Funky Kong will be playable.

Good to see that the best 2D platformer of all time will finally be on a system with a respectable install base.

BUY THIS GAME.
TopicHuman beings are so weak compared to other animals
DoctorPiranha3
01/11/18 8:53:01 AM
#17
KingCrabCake posted...
Guns > fangs

It wasn't even guns that gave us an advantage over other animals. It was spears and clubs, + tactical planning.
TopicHuman beings are so weak compared to other animals
DoctorPiranha3
01/11/18 8:47:36 AM
#14
Other species should evolve bipedalism amd opposable thumbs. Might make them smarter!
TopicIntelligent Design is the worst argument I have ever heard.
DoctorPiranha3
01/11/18 8:39:26 AM
#13
Well, we technically are the universe i.e. we exist in it and obey all the physical laws the greater universe does. We're intelligent, and we design things.

The universe is intelligent and conscience in many different focal points of awareness, at the minimum on this tiny spec of space dust of a planet. Why can't we be considered gods, huh? We're part of the thing!
TopicHuman beings are so weak compared to other animals
DoctorPiranha3
01/11/18 8:34:23 AM
#8
And yet we're on top of the food chain.

Don't need weapons on our body when we can make weapons.
TopicImagine creating 10,000 accounts to troll the Switch message board
DoctorPiranha3
01/11/18 8:10:09 AM
#18
Sounds like Scooty_Rogers tbh
TopicI bet the mods are pissed.
DoctorPiranha3
01/10/18 9:57:15 PM
#2
Pissed? They get off to this.
Topicpost songs you like from artists you don't like
DoctorPiranha3
01/10/18 9:04:33 PM
#12
ItsVinceRusso posted...
I'll be the first to tell you that Bruno Mars is lame, but I actually really like this new song of his.


I came in to post the exact fucking thing.
TopicImagine if Johnny Bravo was on today
DoctorPiranha3
01/10/18 8:36:16 PM
#13
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Also why he have such a hard time with women? He was swole af

Swole dudes can't get any pussy if they don't know how to talk to women, ya dolt.
TopicImagine if Johnny Bravo was on today
DoctorPiranha3
01/10/18 8:31:45 PM
#4
Whoa-a-a-a, mama
Topic"you didn't build that"
DoctorPiranha3
01/10/18 11:44:12 AM
#26
That's a stone, Luigi.
Topicis thelovefist randomly following you?
DoctorPiranha3
01/10/18 11:33:36 AM
#27
JxOxNxIxCxS posted...
Love fist fury, were just gettung pussy

Our love rockets are too aroused
The girls are going crazy 'cause we ain't getting lazy
Shooting love fist fuel all around
TopicWha? A female spy?!
DoctorPiranha3
01/10/18 12:54:52 AM
#3
Kuwabara, kuwabara.
TopicPlease tell me why
DoctorPiranha3
01/10/18 12:51:22 AM
#1
My car is in the front yard
And I'm sleeping with my clothes on
TopicTennessee CHRISTIAN gets a STANDING OVATION after he admitted to RAPING a GIRL!!
DoctorPiranha3
01/10/18 12:09:34 AM
#15
Mega Pastor... also known as, an Anti Christ.
TopicBlack Buddhist
DoctorPiranha3
01/10/18 12:05:38 AM
#1
Indian Christian
TopicWhat grade were you when Pokemon started airing in America?
DoctorPiranha3
01/09/18 11:57:05 PM
#6
1st
TopicWhat is it about monkeys that make people think racism?
DoctorPiranha3
01/09/18 11:51:02 PM
#6
ThePieReborn posted...
Because historical context.

This. It was nothing but propaganda to rationalize inhumane treatment towards those of non-white races.
TopicThis Kentucky FAT Girl is Viciously Attacked because she has a SKINNY BOYFRIEND!
DoctorPiranha3
01/09/18 11:18:59 PM
#5
Vaati_Reborn posted...
anyway yea I always assume this shit is a fetish

I mean... beauty is a social construct, anyways. In certain time periods, and in certain (poorer) types of the world, fat women are considered the most highly attractive.
TopicThis Kentucky FAT Girl is Viciously Attacked because she has a SKINNY BOYFRIEND!
DoctorPiranha3
01/09/18 11:04:02 PM
#3
Dragonblade01 posted...
There are a lot of dumb people in the world who are bitter and/or have bizarre expectations of how reality works.
TopicA reminder that Kevin Durant is also a demon.
DoctorPiranha3
01/09/18 11:00:53 PM
#12
Darklit_Minuet posted...
DoctorPiranha3 posted...
Darklit_Minuet posted...
Why do people keep bringing up this guy, is it just cause he's named after a pokemon

Lol do you sports. He was around and famous before the Pokemon was invented.

Lol no I'm not interested in people chasing balls around or whatever

Weeb.
TopicA reminder that Kevin Durant is also a demon.
DoctorPiranha3
01/09/18 10:59:05 PM
#8
Darklit_Minuet posted...
Why do people keep bringing up this guy, is it just cause he's named after a pokemon

Lol do you sports. He was around and famous before the Pokemon was invented.
TopicScenario: Your 20 year-old son tells you he's dating a 30 year-old woman
DoctorPiranha3
01/09/18 10:55:52 PM
#4
I'm 26 dating a 38 y.o single mom. Been dating casually for almost three years, it's great.
TopicSo in the dragon ball super tournament *spoilers*
DoctorPiranha3
01/09/18 6:25:47 PM
#13
Link HT posted...
Also in the manga supreme kai says there are only 28 planets with life in the universe. Lol what kind of garbage writing is this? So much for Frieza's galactic "empire" and 4 different kais for each quadrant of the universe I guess.

Meh. Anime is more canon anyways.
TopicSo in the dragon ball super tournament *spoilers*
DoctorPiranha3
01/09/18 6:12:59 PM
#2
Because they don't want Krillin to die yet again.
TopicI lose. Forever.
DoctorPiranha3
01/09/18 4:50:24 PM
#4
Everyone loses in the end, really.
TopicWhy do girls get into porn anyway?
DoctorPiranha3
01/09/18 2:35:34 PM
#24
Party girls, just like strippers.
TopicUhhhhh so Cowboys wide Receiver Cole Beasley just dropped a rap single
DoctorPiranha3
01/09/18 1:54:03 PM
#9
He's married to a black girl and can dunk a basketball despite being like 5'8"

White chocolate tbh.
TopicFuck. I need her.
DoctorPiranha3
01/09/18 11:30:01 AM
#9
Manface
TopicWhy are things so much harder for women in our society?
DoctorPiranha3
01/09/18 8:19:36 AM
#11
Pft.. women have it easier in 2018 than in any other point in history.
Topicwhy there are girls with choking fetish
DoctorPiranha3
01/09/18 1:05:45 AM
#39
Ultima Dragon posted...
I don't feel comfortable knowing that every woman basically fetishizes "rape" (although in a safe, consensual setting).

I dunno. I don't think I'll ever get behind that whole "fake abuse" thing. Still feels so weird to me. >_>

Ummm... dude, why? The world is different than how you perceive it. What's wrong with a girl enjoying being dominated by a man she trusts? It's a natural instinct for two partners to have a dominant and submissive role, even in gay relationships, or there will be no sexual dynamic.
Topicwhy there are girls with choking fetish
DoctorPiranha3
01/09/18 12:59:36 AM
#36
NightMarishPie posted...
I'm pretty sure every girl has a choking fetish

Pretty much.

Vanilla sex gets boring. The more spice you can add to it, the better the experience.
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