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TopicAren't we all just children of the Sun?
Yellow
11/17/17 4:11:48 AM
#4
Metal_Mario99 posted...
No, you fucking pagan.

Are you the worst poster on this board?
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TopicAmos Yee comes to the US a free speech advocate, ends up being 'Anti-pedophobe'
Yellow
11/17/17 4:07:38 AM
#1
Full on pedo-rights activist, adult-child sex legalization. I guess he missed being a social reject.
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Topicblizzard throwin shade at EA lmao
Yellow
11/17/17 12:26:48 AM
#66
Dikitain posted...
And how much money did you have to spend to figure that out? $0.

How much do you need to figure out that Battlefront 2 is a rip-off? $60.

Well, a lot of people payed money to realize that, but I didn't.
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TopicHow would most modern folks define religion?
Yellow
11/16/17 11:38:11 PM
#9
Pretty much every civilization has believed in some kind of God. They all contradict.
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TopicI can't get a job 'cause I'm ugly and no good....
Yellow
11/16/17 11:34:04 PM
#22
Oh, that was a joke.

That's good. It could always be worse. You could always be the sex offender inventor of an operating system commissioned by God himself.
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TopicI can't get a job 'cause I'm ugly and no good....
Yellow
11/16/17 11:21:40 PM
#18
Idk why you wouldn't show up. Seems like you're just making problems for yourself.
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TopicI can't get a job 'cause I'm ugly and no good....
Yellow
11/16/17 10:58:27 PM
#10
Miroku_of_Nite1 posted...
and all my clothes smell like shit and piss. Also the law is on my ass, and I'm on their list.

...And I like to cut myself up with broken glass

Wash your clothes man, that would probably be a good start. Do you actually have a warrant?
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TopicCards Against Humanity steps up trolling by buying land to block border wall
Yellow
11/16/17 5:46:04 AM
#28
Yes

Shoot families dead. Good political views. Reasonable.
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TopicUS House Reps move to create Impeachment articles against Trump...
Yellow
11/16/17 2:54:00 AM
#23
Please and thank you. He's not a funny joke anymore. He gets by on so much shit that there's nothing clever about making fun of him.
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Topicfurries
Yellow
11/16/17 2:24:53 AM
#3
TopicDo people seriously still think that Sonic is better than Mario? LOL
Yellow
11/16/17 1:55:51 AM
#41
I played Mania.

It was terrible and the only thing those games have going for them is nostalgia. You couldn't go eight steps without hitting an enemy because you were going too fast to see what was ahead of you.

So you have to go slow and the controls are sluggish af. The camera doesn't zoom out to let you see what's in front of you. The only redeeming part of that game was the boss where you had to run to keep up with him. That was the only point in the game where I felt like I had snappy control of Sonic.

// Sonic's horrible movement code
Momentum += button presses

// Competent controls
Momentum += button presses
if momentum = 0 then momentum = 5


I literally just fixed one of the worst parts of Sonic by making him move like Mario when he's going slow.

// Sonic's horrible camera
cameraPosition = sonicPosition

// Competent camera
cameraPosition = sonicPosition
if sonicsSpeed > 10 then camera gets zoomed out in the direction he's going so you don't run into random shit you can't see


There. I fixed sonic. F***ing Sega.
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TopicNazi Cult Leader, Charles Manson is DYING!! Ding Dong The Witch Is Gone!!!
Yellow
11/16/17 1:37:30 AM
#4
Zeus posted...
How exactly is he a Nazi?

He's got a swastika carved into his forehead

Metal_Mario99 posted...
Zeus posted...
How exactly is he a Nazi?

By duckbear's definition, anyone who disagrees with him is a Nazi.

My lord, did the feminists do this?
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Topic200 word essay due Friday and haven't started on it yet
Yellow
11/16/17 12:34:42 AM
#13
Hi, my name is Yellow, and I need to write 200 words. It won't be easy, but here I go. To start off writing 200 words, you'll need a topic to choose from. Choosing a topic to write 200 words about isn't easy, as there can be so many topics to choose from the selection can be bewildering. As a matter of fact, 90% of all college students find themselves bewildered by the subject in which they choose to study, as the selection is incredibly broad. Most of these students can sleep well at night knowing their college will probably push some useless class on them, such as English or writing, ridding them of the enormous burden of choosing just a single additional class. Therefore, the topic of my essay is expressing the difficulty of choosing a topic to write 200 words about, and thusly, I close my essay. I would just like to express my enjoyment of this class, and how dearly I'll miss my instructor at the end. I can hope that as I continue my education, the obstruction of uncertainty will hinder me accordingly below my threshold of handling and coping with the stresses of proper decision making.

Now do what I do except insert small snippets of actual content.

One time I wrote a sarcastic essay about how much I "loved" the book I read. It was apparently beautiful.
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TopicI hate these phony product reviews..
Yellow
11/16/17 12:20:30 AM
#5
Not to mention micro usb is the flimsiest adapter ever and they're constantly breaking regardless of what brand you buy.
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TopicFirefox updated, everything's terrible
Yellow
11/16/17 12:10:00 AM
#20
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
I haven't updated since 54.0.1.

That's actually terrible for security reasons.

Basically, you open the door for teenagers to hack you.
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Topic200 word essay due Friday and haven't started on it yet
Yellow
11/16/17 12:09:18 AM
#7
I used to be a server and am strongly opinionated on tipping, ama
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TopicHow important is it to you that the woman you're with, be a virgin?
Yellow
11/15/17 11:45:58 PM
#23
That gets statistically more impossible the older you get. You only shoot yourself in the foot with that standard.
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TopicI hate these phony product reviews..
Yellow
11/15/17 11:42:14 PM
#3
Yeah that's phony af.

Micro USB cables are so cheap I wouldn't even bother looking far, but I wouldn't buy that. Personally, I buy the male parts and solder it to my own USB cords because I have all that stuff laying around anyway.
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Topicblizzard throwin shade at EA lmao
Yellow
11/15/17 11:13:43 PM
#64
Dikitain posted...
Yellow posted...
They're ones to talk.

How many hours does it take to get a decent card collection in HS, huh?

I don't know if it has been mentioned before but:

HS = Free to play game
Battlefront 2 = 60 FUCKING DOLLARS ON TOP OF WALLET MOLESTATION!!!!!!!!!!!

The problem is I want to pay money for hearthstone, but it's such a bad deal at a dollar for five cards I stopped playing.

If you can't get close to all the content for $60 an expansion every 3 months, then I'm not interested.
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Topicunlocking everything in Battlefront II requires 4,528 hours or $2100
Yellow
11/15/17 10:27:50 PM
#20
That's pretty bad, but there's also a cool down for how many credits you can earn in a time period, and that makes it take even longer.
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TopicThey's doin' anutta Mario movie.
Yellow
11/15/17 4:35:20 AM
#10
TopicI'm thinking about getting a new shotgun mic, any audio experts here?
Yellow
11/15/17 4:11:55 AM
#8
I would also like to spy on my neighbors for fun, but this is probably all made up, so I can't take advice.

I'll see how many other people remember the shenanigans.
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TopicFDA approves pill with a tracking device inside of it for schizophrenics
Yellow
11/15/17 4:07:07 AM
#19
Some people look away when the doctors give the shot, and think about rainbows. Some people stare at it dead on. The latter is the group we call crazy.
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TopicLets share jokes!!!
Yellow
11/15/17 3:58:07 AM
#11
TopicFDA approves pill with a tracking device inside of it for schizophrenics
Yellow
11/15/17 3:05:06 AM
#15
Doctor Foxx posted...
Yeah that'll really help with paranoid delusions about tracking and surveillance

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TopicThis 14 y/o Kid is DEAD after a Cop Shot Him. Does he look Violent to you???
Yellow
11/15/17 1:19:49 AM
#4
Topicblizzard throwin shade at EA lmao
Yellow
11/15/17 1:16:44 AM
#3
They're ones to talk.

How many hours does it take to get a decent card collection in HS, huh?
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TopicSo I am disputing a 1.15 dollar charge because a vending machine didnt give me
Yellow
11/14/17 4:29:24 AM
#4
What are they supposed to do, check the security footage? Someone's entire day has just been wasted.
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TopicType "I died" and "I masturbate" on your phone
Yellow
11/14/17 4:18:20 AM
#23
Everything I type ends up being a dog and a dog that was probably not going to be able to make it to the meeting tonight.
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TopicType "I died" and "I masturbate" on your phone
Yellow
11/14/17 4:14:55 AM
#22
The crystals are all the same to you and your sister is coming over to watch a dog.
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TopicType "I died" and "I masturbate" on your phone
Yellow
11/14/17 3:04:12 AM
#20
helIy posted...
I masturbated to the official site for the first time and have no idea what to do with the crystals

Same.
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Topici wish this girl im crushing on would just set me freeeee
Yellow
11/14/17 12:44:16 AM
#6
SunWuKung420 posted...
That's not her job.

You were an only child, weren't you?
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TopicType "I died" and "I masturbate" on your phone
Yellow
11/14/17 12:28:49 AM
#12
I masturbate the way to work.
I masturbate to be a good day.

I masturbate I have to go get my car and then the other day I was mauled by a dog and I will be in a meeting with my hand on your sister.
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TopicType "I died" and "I masturbate" on your phone
Yellow
11/14/17 12:23:16 AM
#9
I died and I just got back from the gym to get my family and friends.

I masturbate the dog and I will send you the details of my family members who have been buying the house for the night.
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TopicDo you have an iphone? Any smartphone at all?
Yellow
11/13/17 11:35:55 PM
#24
Android because Apple sucks. The newest Androids are better anyway.

Neext
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TopicWill Alabama elect a rapist?
Yellow
11/13/17 11:23:06 PM
#3
TopicSo right now I have an i3 with 4GB of RAM, do you think it would be a good boost
Yellow
11/13/17 3:03:46 AM
#11
Sahuagin posted...
also note that preventing this virtual memory slowdown effect is about the only thing more memory will do, though additionally of course faster RAM will be better than slower RAM. also, I'm not sure of the benefits of having your pagefile on an SSD; it's possible that virtual memory on an SSD would be way faster, though it's also supposed to be bad to write to SSD too much, so I'm not sure if that's a good idea anyway.

What I'd like to see is RAM being used as a hard drive running windows. As far as I've looked I've never seen that. It probably wouldn't even need any RAM being used as actual RAM.

The drive could flash to an SSD on power off and vice versa. That could be a neat project.
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TopicSo right now I have an i3 with 4GB of RAM, do you think it would be a good boost
Yellow
11/13/17 2:43:19 AM
#7
AllstarSniper32 posted...
My GPU is a GTX 960

My CPU is an i3-4130

With that, it's actually criminal that you don't have 8gb of RAM.
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TopicWhat is your favorite animated show of all time?
Yellow
11/13/17 2:12:12 AM
#21
TopicDo you sleep with anything going? Tv, Music, etc.
Yellow
11/13/17 1:41:00 AM
#22
TopicEA's bullshit response to community outrage becomes the most downvoted comment..
Yellow
11/13/17 1:32:40 AM
#32
TopicSo right now I have an i3 with 4GB of RAM, do you think it would be a good boost
Yellow
11/13/17 1:30:26 AM
#4
4gb of ram to 8gb is a huge jump that would probably help you with a lot of things.

As long as your GPU is good. Old (multi-core) CPUs these days are pretty typically acceptable, even though I don't know what i3 you have. It depends on what gen games you're playing. 8th gen is where you need 8gb of RAM.
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TopicNow that I'm in my twenties time goes by so fast and I hate it.
Yellow
11/13/17 1:25:08 AM
#15
myghostisdead posted...
www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-does-time-seem-to-speed-up-with-age/

Read this not too long ago but since I'm not a kid anymore I'm not sure if the time.

"You perceive time based on how many new experiences you have, and you have less new experiences as you get older."

I'm so glad they didn't go with "a year is a 5th of your life when you're 5 and a 95th when your 95". That's a pretty typically wrong but smart thing to say.
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TopicEA's bullshit response to community outrage becomes the most downvoted comment..
Yellow
11/13/17 12:55:00 AM
#24
jramirez23 posted...
They buy their games though.

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TopicMy family got a dog from the shelter and it hates me
Yellow
11/13/17 12:53:43 AM
#42
When I got home it started barking at me, so I stared it dead in the eye until it shut up. I hear in dog language that means "put up or shut up".

Turns out dogs don't want to actually get in a fight with something 10 times its size.

Oddly enough after that it had no problem with me and even sat right next to me. It'll just do the same exact thing tomorrow because it's stupid.

Apparently I just need more nerve to boss this thing around.

jonathan8123 posted...
LMAO I read then when I got to the part its a tiny dog.... I just started laughing. If I knew you in real life I would laugh at you...

I think your family wants the replacement. I know I would from your attitude. Let them buy you a dog house.

Oh, and you're afraid of spiders, huh? Sounds pretty silly to me.

Unless you can put a big ass spider in your mouth and let it crawl around I don't want to hear it.
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TopicMy family got a dog from the shelter and it hates me
Yellow
11/12/17 10:34:22 PM
#40
darcandkharg31 posted...
Dude who cares if it growls at you, ignore the little fucker. I thought it was at least a medium sized dog that had you scared.

Phobias are irrational. I can't expect anyone to be able to relate.
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TopicMy family got a dog from the shelter and it hates me
Yellow
11/12/17 10:32:17 PM
#38
DistantMemory posted...
Yellow posted...
BlackScythe0 posted...
I like how the options here aren't express dominance.

I already did that. Last time I yelled at it it came up and tried to bite me.

I put my hand right next to it and it starts licking me. I pull it away and it growls. I point at it it licks me. I pull it away it growls. I pick it up it freezes up, I set it down it growls. I can't make it like me if it doesn't like me, it's already afraid of me. I'm already "dominant", it just hates me. The growling is getting into my head.

DistantMemory posted...
Well considering you call the dog "it" rather than "he/she", it's no wonder you're so hated.

Who let all the asshole posters itt? Is there a hole in the dam?

Nah, I'm not leaving for this dog. But if we can't find another place for it I'm leaving.

I actually hate the dog and fuck being a nice person. There isn't a chance in hell I'm moving out to let the stupid rat just replace me.


Im laughing so hard Im going to faint. You actually called others assholes and then said this! Self-awareness isnt your strong suit!

And to be fair it was mostly the random posts that contributed nothing before you I was annoyed by.
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TopicMy family got a dog from the shelter and it hates me
Yellow
11/12/17 10:31:13 PM
#36
Not being a stepping stool isn't the same as being rude, you know.
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TopicMy family got a dog from the shelter and it hates me
Yellow
11/12/17 10:27:47 PM
#34
TopicMy family got a dog from the shelter and it hates me
Yellow
11/12/17 10:24:52 PM
#32
BlackScythe0 posted...
I like how the options here aren't express dominance.

I already did that. Last time I yelled at it it came up and tried to bite me.

I put my hand right next to it and it starts licking me. I pull it away and it growls. I point at it it licks me. I pull it away it growls. I pick it up it freezes up, I set it down it growls. I can't make it like me if it doesn't like me, it's already afraid of me. I'm already "dominant", it just hates me. The growling is getting into my head.

DistantMemory posted...
Well considering you call the dog "it" rather than "he/she", it's no wonder you're so hated.

Who let all the asshole posters itt? Is there a hole in the dam?

Nah, I'm not leaving for this dog. But if we can't find another place for it I'm leaving.

I actually hate the dog and fuck being a nice person. There isn't a chance in hell I'm moving out to let the stupid rat just replace me.
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