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Level 3
Jacksonville
Tampa Bay

Bonus: 5
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Let's go with...

Broncos
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MartinFF7 posted...

Vlado posted...

Oksana.

Wasn't Vamp up 16-15 at this point? I thought you only voted to break ties, this would've created one...

Not necessarily. If an overtime match ends in another tie, then whoever Vlado voted for wins.

If there's still time, I vote Vamp
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Carolina Panthers (4-1)
Baltimore Ravens (3-2)
Green Bay Packers (4-1)
Washington Redskins (2-2)
Detroit Lions (3-2)
Atlanta Falcons (3-1)
Houston Texans (2-3)
New England Patriots (3-2)
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2-2)
Jacksonville Jaguars (3-2)
Oakland Raiders (2-3)
Kansas City Chiefs (5-0)
Denver Broncos (3-1)
Tennessee Titans (2-3)
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My stage of Hell with DpOblivion will take place inside a steel cage
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Nee/Maniac
Stifled
XIII
david
TheLostEd
eaed

*sits across from DpOblivion at the desk placed directly in the center of the ring, with the mic...*

I have spent weeks pandering to the crowd, getting everyone hyped up for our match at The CamPAIN Trail. But let me assure you that my mind is ultimately focused on what's going to happen in this ring. It doesn't matter what match the people vote for us to take part in, because I know for a fact that we will beat the hell out of each other until one man is left standing. One thing I can truly tell you is this: do not expect me to make this easy for you.

This belt was the reason I came back to the UCA two years ago, and I've won it four times since returning. I was voted UCA Superstar of the Year upon my first full year back on a full time schedule, and I haven't slowed down since, even in a dead period where my mind was in a coma for almost a year, but my body managed to lay boots to asses like nobody's business. At the CamPAIN Trail, everyone else will be battling at the bottom of the mountain, but the top where the throne sits goes all the way up into the stratosphere, which again is only reserved for Zero Signal and DpOblivion.

When it is all said and done, we will both be looked at by the rest of the UCA as undisputed, immortalized legends. If the UCA had a network for $10 a month, they'd air specials on us. If the UCA had a video game, we'd appear on the cover together. If the UCA had a toy market, kids would buy our double pack to go with their Hellevator toy set and their BEAR action figure. But the most important statement is that I plan on taking this belt with me to the UCA's grave when Epopmania X ends. So if you want to take this belt whenever you desire... you're gonna have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.

*signs contract*
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I just realized this. Unless Miz and/or Rollins/Ambrose lose their titles next Monday, the only belts guaranteed to be defended at TLC are the Women's and Cruiserweight titles.
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-FFDragon- posted...

Remember when Bray was WWE champion this year?

I almost didn't.

What's really amazing/sad is that during his month-and-a-half long reign as WWE Champion, Bray had more good matches than our current WWE Champion has had in his nearly 5 month reign.

Also, Bray only had one good title defense.
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Making one adjustment...

4. Beat a game released between 2010-2016

Final Fantasy XV

And adding this...

14. Beat a JRPG

Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age
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Haven't done one of these in awhile...

WWE Championship - Jinder remains champion and has now been such for 141 days, putting him in 25th place out of 50 champions. Next up is The Miz with 159, followed by Sheamus with 184

Universal - As of two days ago, Brock Lesnar is the longest reigning champion. He leads by 2 days (and counting) over Kevin Owens. Chances are he'll make it a full year before inevitably losing the title to Reigns at WrestleMania 34 >_>

IC - The Miz remains in third out of 78 wrestlers with a whopping 477 days. Next up is Don Muraco with 541!

US - AJ Styles' reign ended yesterday, putting him in 51st place with 92 days, just one day shy of Johnny Valentine and six days shy of Kevin Owens. Baron Corbin is recognized as the 87th US champion and is already tied with Raven for last place!

Raw Tag - Out of 75 total champions, Seth sits in 20th place with 192 total days; he only needs 11 to reach Cody Rhodes in 19th. Ambrose is tied for 62nd place with Tajiri, both with 44 days a piece; next up for him is Rico (56) and both members of DX (57).

SD Tag - The Usos resume racking up days with their latest title win, now with 148 days total and tied for first place with each other. New Day's latest reign ending puts them at 54 total days, and all three members are tied for 7th with each other.

Raw Women's - Bliss is still in 2nd (out of 4 people) with 154 days. She still needs 89 more to pass Charlotte.

SD Women's - Nattie's still in last with 50 days, but can pass Becky Lynch if she hangs on to the belt for 35 more days!

Cruiserweight - Enzo's current reign puts him in 5th place out of 6 total champions with 14 days. Next up is The Brian Kendrick at 30.

Other Made Up Championships...
WWE's The Man: Jinder Mahal
WWE's The Guy: Brock Lesnar
Raw Jobber Champion: Curt Hawkins
SD Jobber Champion: Zack Ryder
205 Live Jobber Champion: Drew Gulak
Raw Women's Jobber Champion: Mickie James
SD Women's Jobber Champion: Vacant, due to Lana not defending the title in allotted amount of time
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As for last night, I watched the first two matches before going to bed. Usos vs New Day was excellent and Orton/Rusev was watchable (though the wrong guy won). The rest I just watched a highlight video just now
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ScareChan posted...

I feel Jinder still has potential. I mean his reign has been kind of credibleso far. Its now awe inspiring, but can you say its really worse than Owen's universal?

Lopen said it better than I could, but also one difference is that Owens worked his way up, winning the IC title, beating Cena on his main roster debut, and having a solid resume from NXT.

Prior to winning the WWE title, Jinder was jobbing clean to Mojo Rawley and Curtis Axel. His only clean win since winning the belt was against Tye, he's even needed help beating Mojo. The dude is shit on the mic and the sooner he loses the title and gets pegged back to the undercard where he belongs, the better.
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So far a bunch of Steelers and 3 Lions picks get the boot
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I think both cell matches will wind up good. Usos/New Day have not disappointed in their feud at all, and Owens/Shane should tell a good story, even if most of the match will be Shane killing himself trying to elbow drop Owens from the top of the cell, and then Owens probably powerbombing him on the Cell wall instead of the apron (or both for good measure).
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davidponte posted...

Tonight's PPV is going to be the first one I don't watch in over 2 years. I just don't care about any of it at all.

I live overseas, meaning the ppv's gonna come on at 2 AM here, and I have tomorrow off work thanks to it being Columbus Day. I've been fortunate to have 4 day weekends on the same weekends as Money in the Bank 2016, SummerSlam 2016, No Mercy 2016, and WrestleMania 33, and I watched a reasonable amount of all of those live. You can also add Clash of Champions to that list, though I was on 24 hour duty and was using it to keep me awake.

That being said, even with tomorrow off work, I'm still skipping this ppv.
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Owens: 9/10

Retroactive
Randy Marsh: 9/10
Tyrion: 9/10
Will Smith: 7/10
Cena: 4/10
Akinator: 1/10
Han Solo: 10/10
Snape: 8.5/10
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Yup. And hell, the Fashion Police match might happen tonight too, despite it not being on the card; they are at least advertised to appear tonight
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ffmasterjose posted...

They're bringing Starrcade back or hilarious typo?

One night only in NC on November 25th. Card's always subject to change, but for now they have the following advertised...

- Jinder vs Nakamura in a cage match for the WWE title
- Styles vs Corbin vs Rusev for the US title
- New Day vs Usos for the tag titles
- Natalya vs Charlotte for the Women's title
- Roode vs Ziggler
- Fashion Police vs English/Kannelis
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KingKoopaQuick posted...

The Patriots couldn't beat them. You think the Lions will do better?

Detroit has a better defense than New England this season and is only a controversial call away from 4-0. That being said, it should be a solid game to watch
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scarletspeed7 posted...

Really don't see Nakamura winning.

At this point, something has to give, cause Jinder hasn't been a good world champion. The shock that occurred when he unexpectedly won the title was something to witness, but ever since then, 99% of his matches end in interference and his promos on Nakamura were total garbage. However, I'm in the same boat as Strife, that Jinder regains the belt either in India or at Starrcade.

Eddv posted...

the house shows with 0 plot are almost always better than their actual shows.

Also true. My only house show was in April 2000, which had the following...
- Godfather defeated Viscera in a Winner Takes the Hos match
- T&A defeated The Headbangers. Trish got a good pop, but no one could have cared less for the other 4.
- Crash Holly defeated Hardcore Holly to retain the Hardcore title. Saturn tried interfering under 24/7 rules and failed
- Scotty 2 Hotty defeated Dean Malenko to retain the Light Heavyweight title. I think this was Scotty's only successful defense as he lost the belt back to Dean two days later.
- Bradshaw defeated Road Dogg. Before the match, RD made the ref remove Faarooq from ringside, but then tried to forfeit when Bradshaw made the ref get rid of Tori.
- Terri defeated The Kat in an arm wrestling match. Kat hits a Bronco Buster afterwards
- The Rock/Jericho defeated HHH/Benoit. Afterwards, Rock and Jericho cut the usual promos to get the crowd going
- Eddie Guerrero beat Kurt Angle via Chyna interference to retain the European title. Before the match, Angle vowed to be North Carolina's hero since Michael Jordan left.
- Rikishi beat Big Show by DQ. Big Show eats a stinkface after.
- Main event: Edge/Christian beat the Dudleys and Hardys to retain the tag titles. Night ends with Jeff swanton bombing D'Von through a table.
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Level 3

NY Jets
Buffalo

Bonus: Kareem Hunt
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Hell In a Cell final card for tomorrow...

Owens vs Shane inside Hell in a Cell
Jinder vs Nakamura for WWE title
New Day vs Usos for Tag titles inside Hell in a Cell
Styles vs Corbin for US title
Natalya vs Charlotte for Women's title
Orton vs Rusev
Roode vs Ziggler
Gable/Benjamin vs Hype Bros (Pre Show)

And at some point, the Fashion Police have been advertised to appear at the ppv.

Anyway, my picks are...
Owens
Nakamura
New Day
Styles
Charlotte (THEN my bold pick, Carmella cashes in successfully)
Rusev (a stretch here, but I got too many faces winning and besides, Rusev needs/deserves this win more)
Roode
Gable/Benjamin, due to more disarray between Hype Bros
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Glad to see you're okay dude. Best wishes on a full recovery
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This week suuuuuuuucks

Going with the Eagles
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ZSig/Chris
Steiner/gravy
Chronic
XIII
Stevie
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New England Patriots (2-2)
New York Jets (2-2)
Detroit Lions (3-1)
San Francisco 49ers (0-4)
Tennessee Titans (2-2)
Buffalo Bills (3-1)
New York Giants (0-4)
Pittsburgh Steelers (3-1)
Philadelphia Eagles (3-1)
Los Angeles Rams (3-1)
Oakland Raiders (2-2)
Green Bay Packers (3-1)
Kansas City Chiefs (4-0)
Chicago Bears (1-3)
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So glad I changed that pick. Now just gotta rely on the Hawks to win
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Level 2: Philly
Bonus: 7
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I'm gonna change mine. I've been screwed twice by the Patriots in the past.

Changing to Seahawks
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Panthera posted...

I missed some close matches but looks like the Oksana blowout train is back

She should have lost to Lauren.
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digiiiiiiiii posted...

i dont think there was a bad episode

or even a meh one

The Gang Turns Black
The Gang Broke Dee
Frank's Brother

Those ones stand out as my least favorite episodes.

As for my favorites? Holy shit, I could spend days doing this, but off the top of my head, 15 episodes I enjoyed quite a bit...

The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis
The Nightman Cometh
Charlie Work
The Gang Goes to the Jersey Shore
CharDee MacDennis: The Game of Games
The Gang Wrestles for the Troops
The World Series Defense
The Gang Goes on Family Fight
The Gang Dances Their Asses Off
Frank Sets Sweet Dee on Fire
Sweet Dee's Dating a ******** Person
Thunder Gun Express
The D.E.N.N.I.S. System
Who Got Dee Pregnant?
The McPoyle-Ponderosa Wedding Massacre

On that list, I can assure you the first 4 episodes listed are my top 4. Without question an excellent comedy
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davidponte posted...

The Soaring Eagle is disappointed that you left out the part where we together brought justice to the Kingdom.

What kind of example of heroism are you setting for the rest of the UCA!

The Soaring Eagle's patriotism and presence speaks for itself! When I see it flying above the ring and around the arena, I know it doesn't need me to speak for it!

But rest assured, David and I whooped that ass on Ruin and the eagle's presence, combined with my military history, turned UCA chants into USA!
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Stifled
Maniac
Apollo
Shad
XIII/eddv
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Vlado posted...

Oksana Neveselaya 52% (26 votes)
Lauren Pisciotta 48% (24 votes)

Injustice.
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South Park delivered for sure this week, pretty good episode.

Also note there won't be a new episode next week.
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So last night on Ruin, the UCA hat trick was complete as I, Zero Signal, walked into the ring and whipped the asses of the other members of the Kingdom just days after doing the same to Tom Bombadil, forever closing the book with the statement that the throne still belongs to Zero Signal... The End.

But when one story is finished, another one begins, or in this case, it resurfaces. Next month, The CamPAIN Trail is upon us, and the headliner is yours truly, Zero Signal, the Undisputed Champion vs......... DpOblivion.

Dp and I go back, we go waaaaaaaay back into the archives of UCA history. It was his efforts that convinced me to return in 2012 as a member of the new Team ExTha, and though me and him came up short in a tag title match at EpopMania IV, sometimes it's about the journey instead of the destination.

Next thing we know, it's Dp vs. Zero Signal in an Iron Man match, Dp vs. Zero Signal vs. four other scalawags in an Elimination Chamber match, Dp vs. Zero Signal in a boot polish drinking match, Dp vs. Zero Signal in a second Iron Man match, Dp vs. Zero in a cage match, and finally, MOST importantly, our main event earlier this year at Epopmania IX. Sure, I was The Broken Raven during that time, but the body of Zero Signal was still alive and well for that match, as Dp and I kicked each other's asses all over God's green earth!

DpOblivion was the better man that evening, but the biggest difference between then and now is, I'm no longer The Broken Raven. I am once again in both mind and body Zero Signal, a man who has been on an unbelievable tear since being revived at Summer Spectacular. I beat The Broken Raven so hard that he returned into the subconscious where he belonged. I beat The Sultan so hard that he transformed into some kind of business man. I accomplished the Grand Slam by winning the MELEE Mayhem title, only to take an even bigger risk by dropping it so I could topple the entire Kingdom on my way to becoming a six-time heavyweight champion.

The only message I can give to you Dp is this: bring your A-game to the CamPAIN Trail, because I, Zero Signal, will definitely have mine waiting. People will look at our UCA history together the same way they look at Ric Flair vs. Dusty Rhodes, Bret Hart vs. Shawn Michaels, Steve Austin vs. The Rock, and Tom Brady vs. Peyton Manning!

At the CamPAIN Trail, everyone else will be wrestling in this ring. DpOblivion... the stratosphere will be reserved only for you and me.
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This reminds me, I should really start Evil Within.

I may consider doing a no-save run of RE2 also, who knows...
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Patriots
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Green Bay Packers (2-1)
New Orleans Saints (1-2)
Houston Texans (1-2)
Jacksonville Jaguars (2-1)
New England Patriots (2-1)
Detroit Lions (2-1)
Atlanta Falcons (3-0)
Baltimore Ravens (2-1)
Cleveland Browns (0-3)
Dallas Cowboys (2-1)
Philadelphia Eagles (2-1)
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (1-1)
San Francisco 49ers (0-3)
Denver Broncos (2-1)
Seattle Seahawks (1-2)
Kansas City Chiefs (3-0)
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Last month, the Kingdom talked trash about hanging on to the Undisputed Championship. This month, they talked more trash about claiming the title back for themselves. Last night at the final UCAnniversary, the second chapter was the same as the first, Zero Signal is still your Undisputed Champion!

Tom Bombadil put up a good fight like I expected him to; our fight reminded me of all the brawls that the OGs had back in 2009, but nothing has changed over the years. When my body was used with the mind and soul of the Broken Raven, I was still the better man, and 24 hours ago, nothing has changed. You can call yourselves The Kingdom all you want until the doors close forever at Epopmania X, but you're still missing the throne, and the throne will always belong to Zero Signal.
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ZSig
Strife/Apollo
XIII
Stifled
david
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FFDragon posted...

I do not feel disrespected by kneeling, because that would be dumb.

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I admit I was probably the only person here who enjoyed reading (the majority of) Ctrl-Alt-Del all the way up to the story "ending" in 2012. That being said, I wouldn't recommend it as there's far better out there, though the only ones I've read as proof of that are Questionable Content, 8 Bit Theater, and Cyanide & Happiness
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JetJaguar posted...

ZeroSignal620 posted...

0

Grandfather on Dad's side died in an accident way before I was born, and the other three grandparents all passed away between 2010 and two weeks ago.

Condolences on the recent loss =(

Appreciate it dude; her decline just came out of nowhere a month before she passed, after years of living pretty well. She lived a good life though, and was the only one of my four grandparents to make it to 80.
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Shops on Army posts don't even use pennies
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0

Grandfather on Dad's side died in an accident way before I was born, and the other three grandparents all passed away between 2010 and two weeks ago.
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Level 2: Seattle
Bonus: CAR vs NO
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Doesn't work in Germany
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Still a so-so episode for me, but to each their own.

The diss to Hillary was 10/10 though
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UltimaterializerX posted...

-1000 jumps

Yeah, I pretty much confirmed the Platinum as never happening when I saw this
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