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They each currently have well-paying jobs with nearly 35 years each in their respective career paths, but some new opportunities have come up for each of them in the last month and they're going for it! Since I've had more recent experience with the job hunt process (just got hired on for another one last week, woo) I am more than happy to help them out.

My dad really hasn't had to submit a job application in like, 20 years. I think it's cute :')
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Tezlok posted...

the killer is probably already caught. most people are pretty sure this one guy did it, and he's now in prison for a different murder. they just never proved he did this one but he probably did

Another mystery solved by Zikten, P.I.
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change!
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"Yup."

It worked on me.
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TheSlinja posted...

lil uzis verse can stay the same

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9MZJoW0v6A&t=67s
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FellWolf posted...

That's a man that values his comfortable sleep

So much so he owns no mattress
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Man I was already planning to skip class today, so it's all good over here.
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That flight plan sounds like hell on earth...and in the sky. Fuck.
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Back in 2011, 2012. I hosted a server for a bit.
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This is TF2 all over again
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Jen0125 posted...

Wow. Why do you clown on my boyfriend?

Because he has noodle arms

Knees weak, palms are sweaty

Mom's spaghetti
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Sex did, in fact, occur.

Goddamn it is 2:30am
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mipond posted...

I did too. Seems like I go from one creep to another. Thank u all. I'm so sorry to drag people into stuff. I'm sorry go-to.

I didn't answer his pm.

Report it for good measure. Let's get him suspended.
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Daaaaaaaaaaamn
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I'm marking him for harassment.
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Almost 20 years ago. Things change.
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The time one guy intentionally threw up on an 11-year-old girl

yooo I forgot about that
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Just when I think I'm done farting, another one rips out

I'll be sure not to bomb my Lyft driver later
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Aww cute, two frisbee posters! Y'all should go out.
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FrisbeeDude posted...

I won't eat anything I know will fuck my stomach up before a date.

I skipped lunch and only had a Clif bar. I had to chow down dinner or else I'd be hangry as hell during the date. I think they're almost gone!

KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...

RCtheWSBC posted...

I spent at least an hour before a date trying to push all my farts out in preparation, ugh.

That's nothin', I once used the plunger on my own ass for over an hour trying to plunge all the turds out of my ass. It paid off that night when we did it for like 12 hours straight. Then her friend showed up and round 2 started!!

lmao
solid reply
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...

If she can't accept your gas, she's not worth it.

*he

Doctor Foxx posted...

Yeah and I get the nervous shits after

Have fun

Jen0125 posted...

you can do it. i have faith in you!

Thanks, ladiessss
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I spent at least an hour before a date trying to push all my farts out in preparation, ugh.
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grrrr why'd it have to snow today? The roads are totally plowed so my commute home was longer than expected, and now the commute to the bar will be longer too... do I take the public transit or grab a Lyft?
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I like the city of Philadelphia. but their fans have thrown batteries and pelted Santa with snowballs
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FourthDimension posted...

teenage angst

He's in his 30s >__>

Dude never seems to be chill
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Why the need for name calling?
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mastermix3000 posted...

Can any of yall explain why you even bothered responding to this guy

Because I want my work day to be over already
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https://slate.com/culture/2018/02/terrifying-things-heard-on-the-philadelphia-police-scanner-after-the-eagles-won-the-super-bowl.html

10:20 p.m. Thousands going south on Broad Street from Spring Garden.

10:36 p.m. We need somebody at Broad and Walnut, southwest corner. People on the pole.

10:40 p.m. I got about 2,000 college students coming from Walnut Street to 30th to Center City.

10:46 p.m. Its endless, chief. Endless.

10:50 p.m. I got people coming up the ramps on 676 eastbound. I dont have a clue how theyre getting up Should I go up to get those people off 676?

10:53 p.m. About four stories above the Wawa we got people out on the ledge. I cant tell how they came up. If theyre not allowed to be there can we get them down? Theyre coming out of the window up there.

10:57 p.m. Be advised that someone is flying a drone in the area at 1-5 and Market.

11 p.m. At 15th theyre lighting off fireworks.

11:04 p.m. We got a large crowd at City Hall climbing the fence.

11:11 p.m. Theyre on top of trash trucks. There is to be no one on top of trash trucks, guys.

11:14 p.m. We have multiple people on Broad Street swinging on light poles.

11:20 p.m. Climbing the trash trucks at 13th and Market.

11:23 p.m. I got a group jumping up and down on tractor trailers now. Two white men in black jackets and blue jeans.

11:25 p.m. I need to get the fire extinguisher out of my trunk. I got a fire on Broad Street just south of South. Someone lit a Christmas tree on fire.

11:26 p.m. They just flipped a car over here. If you could get a medical response team over here, Id greatly appreciate it.

11:35 p.m. Do you have medics over here coming to 17th and Lombard? We have a female here who was assaulted.

11:37 p.m. This is extremely horrible. We need rescue here. We got someone horribly injured from a fall.

11:38 p.m. Theyre trying to tear multiple light posts down and I dont have anyone to counteract it right now.

11:42 p.m. Theyre climbing up the fire escape onto the roof of the building

11:44 p.m. A man jumped off the light pole and landed on his head.

11:45 p.m. We have a light pole down. On the east side of Macys corner. We have live wires.

11:48 p.m. I got two down that fell off these light poles at Broad and Arch.

11:51 p.m. On the southeast corner the pole is about to collapse. There are about 40 of them on there.

11:53 p.m. We have a large crowd throwing bottles and chanting Meek Mill.

11:55 p.m. We have a large fight at Broad and Ellsworth.

11:58 p.m. I got a male in custody in this location. Hes saying hes an off-duty cop.

12:11 a.m. On Juniper and Market traffic lights are down. All signs are down.

12:12 a.m. At Broad and Market theyre throwing bottles at the cops. Please send SWAT teams over there in case we need them.

12:24 a.m. I got somebody jumping on top of the fire truck now.

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Metal_Mario99 posted...

Jen0125 posted...

Entity13 posted...

I'm waiting for Donald and/or Fox to find a number of ways to blame the Democrats for this decline. lol

they're going to say the democrats are creating economic instability and uncertainty because they won't agree to everything he wants to do lmao

Well, that was pretty much the tactic Obama took.

Got any specific quotations of that?
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That ad confused me

Should have been a Tide ad
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Sorry to hear that! I also got lucky when I started Zoloft and felt no side effects. I'm at work or else I'd be churning out memes for ya
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It's not an underground club haha

I don't know why I added "haha." I didn't laugh >_>
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knivesX2004 posted...

I'm using humor to deflect from my investments that are fucked.
:(

I'm about to change my allocations around. I'll leave my retirement funds as they are.
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I'm not gonna sarcastically jeer because I gave investments I'm worried about >__>

But yes, of course he hasn't addressed the decline at all today
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Jen0125 posted...

what are you guys doing tonight? going to that one underground club or whatever you told me about?

Yeah the art showcase thing. He says it's a lax crowd and we don't have to stay the whole time. Show starts at 9 but we're meeting at 8.
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Just looking forward to date night
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FourthDimension posted...

didn't he claim to have an online gf at some point?

Yeah, on the other half of the world. Think he'd every fly out to meet her in Southeast Asia?
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Muffinz0rz posted...

Aren't there some women who fall for the jobless deadbeat guy with nothing going for him?

There indeed, are.

But he isn't really attractive so that doesn't help.
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Linking to 2013 reports, lol

Andromicus posted...

So the fact he is a neo Nazi isn't the problem but that he is being used to smear Trump?

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The Republican Party has already disavowed and refuses to support the old coot. He'll fade into the night soon enough.
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TheWorstPoster posted...

I am thinking that he may be a DNC plant, in order to claim that Trump associates with Neo-Nazis.

You're thinking like an idiot, so that's no surprise.

Well first of all, Im running for Congress not the chancellor of Germany. All right. To me the Holocaust is what I said it is: Its an international extortion racket, Jones told the Chicago Sun-Times.

Jones told the Sun-Times he is a former leader of the American Nazi Party and now heads a group called the America First Committee. Membership in this organization is open to any white American citizen of European, non-Jewish descent, he said.

Jones said in his Pikeville address, according to a video on YouTube, he was sorry he voted for President Donald Trump, who has surrounded himself with hordes of Jews including his Jewish son-in-law Jared Kushner.

https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/holocaust-denier-arthur-jones-republican-3rd-congressional-district-lipinski-newman/
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It's a strong Democratic district so the state GOP isn't investing resources into it. This dude has tried to run for public office for decades and, surprisingly, hasn't won once.

Jones, 70, a retired insurance agent who lives in suburban Lyons, has unsuccessfully run for elected offices in the Chicago area and Milwaukee since the 1970s.

He ran for Milwaukee mayor in 1976 and 13th Ward alderman on Chicagos Southwest Side in 1987.

Since the 1990s to 2016, Jones has jumped in the GOP 3rd Congressional District primary seven times, never even close to becoming a viable contender.

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No, directly telling someone to consume toxic materials as an insult is moddable.
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shadowsword87 posted...

Yuck, that's a real bad name.

scrape scrape scraaape

You feel that?
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Mead posted...

RCtheWSBC posted...

Bring the Puppy Bowl to the Super Bowl

omg

exactly
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Bring the Puppy Bowl to the Super Bowl
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That makes sense to me. :)

It snowed where I am, too, but the plows are always out and ready to salt the roads before the morning commute. I hope they get to your neighborhood soon!
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And I'm sorry for potentially adding fuel to the fire in the CE topic, regarding your personal life! I shouldn't have commented on shit I wasn't sure about.
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I've hired movers hella times, girl. You know where to find me!
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