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MT just has show muscles, he can't actually do anything with them.
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Yes.
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Yes
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Do you think he ever uses Onix like anal beads
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Sexy black man NUDE
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Good job keeping that brief, MT, lawlz
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Roberto

$5 please
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Great topic
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I want to be added to the tags list for free games
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Lol it took me a sec to remember when this happened
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Someone brought donuts again today
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Ha, everyone get a load of this nerd ^
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darkphoenix181 posted...

superman was missing a sexy male sidekick with which he had forbidden sexual tension

That was Green Arrow in Smallville
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One thing I've excelled in at every job I've had is maintaining the illusion of doing a lot of work despite doing nothing a lot of the time
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I have done sooo little work since like before I even went to Hawaii
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Hey veggies
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Gross
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AvlButtslam posted...

and start whoring yourself out more than MT.

See I think this is the problem right here. The only reason MT seems to be the hot one is just because he whores himself out like crazy on CE. BVD, start posting more selfies and shirtless pics and stuff.
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MT brings more people over than I do. I don't like people in my space tbh.
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I think I was about 22 or 23 when I realized what a cute boy I was
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I accept responsibility for creating this monster, and now it's up to me to destroy it
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The toilet is where I do all my shitposting from, hehehehehe
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I dropped this bowl-busting butthole-tearing deuce last week, I had to borrow MT's plunger to force it down the hole
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Yeah I totally am lol
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I'd literally rather eat my own eyeballs than see his supple veiny throbbing naked body
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Our fallback solution is if we all just start posting like MT is butt-fugly.
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There's only one solution. Xell, Near, Pebbles, the three of you get super buff and start whoring yourself out more than MT.
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Man even I'm starting to think this MT dick riding is getting outta hand

We can't let this straight gay wannabe be the face of the ButtslamBoyz.
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Hey Xell what are the "who does dragn hate the most" power rankings
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I had reached baked good bliss when dragn got us all those free pastries in NYC
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I don't have dragnfire.jpg saved

OK good Grim took care of it
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Whoa slow down there big Playa
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I'm pretty sure we did either when you first came or when you left, and yeah it was like the most awkward hug ever
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Oh good, I thought it was because I had a boner
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I could literally feel Xell gagging when I hugged him in Miami
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When we first started out I thought Xell was a fucking jerk tbh

I mean I still think that but now I know it comes from a place of love
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Yeah you guys are still mean to me >:-|

Mario was fun to do it to because he played along with it

Parappa and dragn just need tough love
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Remember when we used to be this mean to Parappa
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I need a mental health day, but I don't have any PTO left ;(
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Ever since meeting dragn I can't stop reading his posts in his voice, and it's somehow made them even less exciting than before.
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Sometimes I feel like my roommate is gayer than me
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Jesus dude get over yourself
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Why, what happened lol

I haven't seen him on Grindr and he claims to have a girlfriend
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Have any of you guys ever had your feet licked/sucked on sexually though? It feels p nice
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Babka
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Sup guys
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_Near_ posted...

That's the first one I watched. It's so good. Let me know when you get to Season 2, Ep 1. It's my favorite so far.

Lol I'm watching it now, this ghost realtor is ridiculous
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Hmm someone's been in the shower for a loooong time
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I press the button for the next floor and get out asap
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