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hey I marathoned it this weekend too!

It was good! I am a little wary about season 2 though
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Punnyz posted...

I mean, what does it really mean to "Give up on life"?

Just sitting on the couch all day and not going to work or seeing friends and family?

Suicide?

when you start to wear sweatpants in public
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foolm0r0n posted...

Oh here's a question: what will happen first, gay president or native american president? Smuffin should ask the libertarian boat people that

I mean we've prb had at least 2 gay presidents already
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Johnbobb posted...

currently >half of the pictures are mine

that's too much of me

everyone always waits till the last second : |
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my recommendation, tell him if he looks at your shed wrong you're going to go find the most jewish-sounding lawyer in your area and he'll have to sell his acreage to keep up with the payment you'll get out of him
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took a class in business law in a community college years ago, but iirc even if the shed was on his property, its yours now if you've been using it without incident for more than 7 years
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I would rate him over .009

but seriously he's a good campy anti-hero that's easy to love

8.5/10
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iiicon posted...

WTF

since when can we post live gifs???
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MariaTaylor posted...

sandquest

a SantaRPG RPG

dude that came as out as it's going to get like a half decade ago
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huh well this seems like it can only be bad
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posting in the gopic
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flail
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OliviaTremor posted...

I want a Marshadow code plz

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Is the Christmas game dlc or a standalone game
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ninkendo posted...

yeah but everyone forgot to activate it

How did you know
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If i see someone who is the worst user on the site i wouldn't mark them.

Marking is for dweebs
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Steiner posted...

sighing, exasperated

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Aw shoot. If they didnt fix it for ps4 i doubt they did for switch.

Its a shame too! Nothing kills enjoyment of a game like bad controls
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Jesus that topic was made when i was still in high school.

I was part of a pleinair topic that was around for 10 years and purged on its final page recently

It was weird to think how young she was when she started the topic to how old she must be now. To keep that up for a decade is quite impressive.
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MariaTaylor posted...

you have a choice between the onscreen cursor (which is slow and clunky, but precise) or using the d-pas (which is fast but really glitchy and tends to get stuck on objects rather than selecting what you want)

so in a way... not really? you just have a mediocre and a bad option instead of only a mediocre option. if you already didn't like the mediocre option then they did nothing to fix the issue for you.

Are you talking about the switch version?
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MariaTaylor posted...

I believe they actually patched it so you can change the setting between onscreen cursor or simply using the d-pad to navigate through menus. and the default is now using the d-pad. that being said... the d-pad actually gets stuck on things pretty often, especially in the crafting menu, and I had to change it back to the onscreen cursor so that I could effectively play the game. be careful what you wish for, basically.

yeah this is exactly what I'm talking about

is this fixed?
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agesboy posted...

https://i.redd.it/jzxq0fxnzp5y.jpg

it should be a criminal offense to make someone have to read this
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X_Dante_X posted...

yeah thats what i'm saying realistically you can't have a full urban city ala gta that you can just start wrecking whatever walls you want in, and eventually just create city blocks of ruins wherever you want

would be cool though

Hulk ultimate destruction did that for ps2, and red faction for ps3 did it as well.
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It still doesn't have the Halloween topic
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guys he clearly didn't want to highlight the word "circumstances" learn to read between the lines
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GTM posted...

I remember this

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I remember how hard I worked to get Maneater, that song goes with anything
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yo try to be a little discrete dude

keep this under the radar
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it probably isn't available to be developed yet, it was around mission 6 or 7 for me I believe. Depends on how long you take to get r & d up
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oh you can just not play online if you want it to load faster

but then it takes away half of your money LMAO

The extent this game goes to to be shitty despite it being the greatest game ever is almost incredible. I just rage quit after about 300 hours last night, and I'm done with it for good now probably. It's worth the outrageous ways the game makes you wait around and do nothing, but god DAMN is it awful. It's a shame because if they just tweaked a few things (helicopter pickup being faster, no awful load times for menu, not having a separate wallet when signed online, having side ops only be completable in tiny doses at a time, the randomness of animal collecting, the fact big boss can't climb inclines, the labyrinth of stone that is afganistan etc.) this would probably make it to my favorite game of all time. As it stand though, it's not even in the top 3 of metal gear.
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and by "best" I mean "most effective"

soon you'll learn all sorts of amusing ways and cartridge throwing will be too boring to bother with
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don't forget to develop the decoy the first chance you get

cartridge throwing is probably the best way to sneak up on enemies even in the endgame, so practice getting good at that
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WhiteLens posted...

Shin Megami Tensei
Shin Megami Tensei II
Tales of Phantasia
Star Ocean
Final Fantasy V
Dragon Quest V
Seiken Densetsu 3
Live A Live
Dragon Ball Z: Hyper Dimension
Shin Kidou Senshi Gundam W: Endless Duel
Fire Emblem: Seisen no Keifu
Fire Emblem: Thracia 776
Rockman & Forte

it's weird how this is almost a specific list of the SNES games I like
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let's see how I do this

#bump#
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and don't you forget it
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oh well bikini baristas don't count! They charge you extra for the coffee and in return you get to be a little flirty guilt free.
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I don't remember flirting with anyone around you except cute denim girl

really wish I was going through a divorce before I picked you up from the airport because cute denim girl was totally a woman I would have gotten the number from.
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LapisLazuli posted...

That's what Santa says he does!

You have to understand I don't just walk up to a woman unsolicited and ask "HEY I WANT YOUR NUMBER" Usually there will be signaling between the two of us before that takes place. I didn't specify that because I figured it would be assumed.
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LapisLazuli posted...

Am attempt was made to be human, and you can gauge whether someone is uncomfortable or not. Seems like the least effort that could be made.

Ok that's fair, I'll give you that. Though I would argue you can do more with non-verbal communication at that stage than verbal.

Also, yeah I want to make it clear (sadly I have to) I got nothing against brie larson. If she felt uncomfortable, I have genuine sympathy for her, no one likes an interaction that makes you feel weird in a public place. The fact that she took this so heavy strikes me as really odd, but that doesn't mean she's a bitch (Why would it? [this is a rhetorical question please don't attempt to genuinely respond])
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LapisLazuli posted...

That would be very different if so.

So... a corny joke or three lines of dialogue is enough to make it not creepy? Your line in the sand is in a super weird place.
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LordoftheMorons posted...

. This is similar to how minorities deal with a ton of implicit bias in addition to whatever overt racism they encounter

ok no the fuck it's not sit your white ass down
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LapisLazuli posted...

Lopen, are you saying that you would be completely cool with walking up to a woman you've never met, having her turn towards you, and the first thing you say is "give me your number"?

Carly Rae Jepsen made a whole song about it and no one gave her a hard time about it!
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LapisLazuli posted...

The real power move is getting one of those phones that share contacts with touch and just walking around bumping pockets with as many hot women as possible.

That may not be how they work off the factory line, but I'm sure that jailbreak is on the way.

And then another jailbreak shortly after.

oh damn you do have moves
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foolm0r0n posted...

Meeting your wife on a failed terrorist suicide mission also makes for a cool story but that doesn't make terrorist suicide missions okay

that argument wasn't to justify the act itself, but to justify using the act to find someone who you're planning on more than hook up with. It was directed at Draykern
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LordoftheMorons posted...

Well, you're only led to the conclusion that you have to ask her out despite not being in a situation in which it's appropriate because you ruled out the possibility that there is no acceptable opportunity to ask the girl out and that you should just suck it up and try later with another girl under more appropriate circumstances.

"If you spend all day shuffling words around you can make anything sound bad"

You're using "appropriate" as if it's a constant. It's not. We don't have a universally accepted rulebook of interactions.
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I mean my ex-wife asked for my number when she was a waitress in a restaurant I went to and we were together for 7 years so I feel like it's not impossible.

The truth is, asking for a number in a weird scenario is kind of like steroids for the longevity of a relationship. People like having a cute story of how they met, and it helps keep the relationship strong.

"haha he was this creeper TSA guy and he asked for my number" is a much better story a woman wants to tell than "oh we met as friends of friends"
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Also, for the record, LtM is an awesome user.
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LapisLazuli posted...

...You don't have any other moves other than walking up to a woman and asking for her number?

Maybe that 1 in a 1000 is for a different reason.

We are talking specifically about the scenario we listed.

If you'd like to have a topic about my pick up methods, I'm sorry but those are classified until I'm married again, frankly this board already knows too much.
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