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TopicSo...Next season of House of Cards is probably the last, I'm guessing.
WalkingLobsters
10/30/17 12:36:53 PM
#3
Awful show. Fuck that pedophile.
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TopicAnyone in their mid-20's feel like they're getting stupider?
WalkingLobsters
10/29/17 10:55:04 PM
#25
JuanCarlos1 posted...
Yep. Happenning to me too. Think it is bc were not being stimulated intelectually as much as we were in HS or college. Once youre out youre just doing the same thing ovet again at whatever work you end up being. Also tech and FB have given us a shorter attention span.

Yeah. You may be on to something.

I immediately began working as a software engineer after college. The first year was very interesting and I learned a lot quickly. After that work really slowed down and I found myself doing nothing at work because there wasn't much work to be done. I literally clocked in for 8 hours a day sitting on my ass twiddling and my thumbs for almost 2 years before deciding to quit (I mean there was some work, but it was sparse and not very intellectually stimulating).
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TopicAnyone in their mid-20's feel like they're getting stupider?
WalkingLobsters
10/29/17 10:16:41 PM
#14
pres_madagascar posted...
WalkingLobsters posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
The older I get, the more I understand why old people have trouble with tech.

Yup. Lol. I thought the same thing when I found myself struggling with learning new things.

My 7 year old nephew can pick up any device and figure it out in like, minutes. I have to fuck with it for a while to figure it out lol.

I also tend to over-think everything as well instead of relying on my intuition. I try to break things down but I end up confusing myself and it never ends well.

Like I was just playing that stupid mario jump rope game in Odyssey. As a kid I would have gotten 100+ on the first try without really thinking. When I was doing it right now I was trying to figure out when to preempt jumping based off where the shadow was on the ground as it got faster, and then I was like I wonder if there's a way to do this mathematically, and then I was just like wtf. I should be able to just time this without worrying about shit like that.
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TopicMario Odyssey seems like a game the devs really enjoyed making
WalkingLobsters
10/29/17 10:11:56 PM
#2
mario feels slippery and his momentum is too slow compared to other games.
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TopicWhy It Matters That Ahmed Mohamed Is Both Black and Muslim
WalkingLobsters
10/29/17 10:06:47 PM
#4
TopicAnyone in their mid-20's feel like they're getting stupider?
WalkingLobsters
10/29/17 10:04:24 PM
#11
pres_madagascar posted...
The older I get, the more I understand why old people have trouble with tech.

Yup. Lol. I thought the same thing when I found myself struggling with learning new things.
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TopicAnyone in their mid-20's feel like they're getting stupider?
WalkingLobsters
10/29/17 9:59:22 PM
#8
xBloodBrotherx posted...
Based on your posts here I'd say you never really had all that much going for you in the first place.

That's because it's easy to troll you simpletons.
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TopicAnyone in their mid-20's feel like they're getting stupider?
WalkingLobsters
10/29/17 9:58:05 PM
#7
pres_madagascar posted...
I'm 30, I am definitely worse at videogames now than I used to be. In his wolfenstein 2 video, jim Sterling said it takes him a while to acclimate to a new game.

That is exactly what it is for me too. I can't jump between games, I have to focus on one at a time and get acclimated to it.

yup. That's exactly how I am.

When I was a kid and in my teens I'd figure out a new game immediately and just destroy it. It would be cake. Now it's just fucking hard and I have to spend a lot of time to acclimate myself to it.

It's like this for everything right now. I'm trying to pick up the guitar and holy crap is it brutal. I've been at it for months and I still don't feel comfortable. When I picked instruments as a child though, I would feel very comfortable after a few months of practicing.

In terms of learning new concepts, I can't understand them immediately. I really have to sit down and think about them. Back in high school I'd understand them the first time learning about them.

It really sucks.
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TopicAnyone in their mid-20's feel like they're getting stupider?
WalkingLobsters
10/29/17 9:52:27 PM
#1
Like it's really hard for me to learn new things. Like I'll eventually understand it and how it works but it takes a while.

Back when I was a kid and in high school I would understand everything immediately. This goes for everything video games, school work, etc.

But now, picking up new video games is hard for me. It sucks.
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Topiccavaliers aren't even going to make it to the playoffs
WalkingLobsters
10/29/17 9:20:27 PM
#1
they're losing to fodder bottom of the barrel east teams lmao
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TopicWtf, my buddy offered a rando a place to stay at my apartment next year.
WalkingLobsters
10/29/17 5:42:48 PM
#2
don't be a dick. Let him stay.
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TopicJust finished Stranger Things Season 2. Can we talk about this? *SPOILERS*
WalkingLobsters
10/29/17 4:36:03 PM
#5
Steve got cucked

you're literally worshiping the traits of a cuck.
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Topicis there anything more dumb than the zelda timeline?
WalkingLobsters
10/29/17 3:03:23 PM
#1
anything?
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TopicApparently you get to see Peach's titties in a swimsuit in Odyssey >_>
WalkingLobsters
10/29/17 1:56:17 PM
#5
Didn't she wear a thong in Mario tennis?
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Topic$1 million or everyone who passed away dis year are brought back to life
WalkingLobsters
10/29/17 1:52:12 PM
#3
Didn't we kill isis?
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Topicis mario a virgin? *Odyssey spoilers*
WalkingLobsters
10/29/17 1:47:47 PM
#2
Yes. Wario is the Chad.
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Topicmario odyssey sucks.
WalkingLobsters
10/29/17 1:36:34 PM
#97
Lol at comparing this to banjo. Don't ever disrespect banjo like that. Banjo has charm, wit, great music, creative level design, and a large open hub to explore and unlock.

Odyssey is just a linear platform we with levels. Very little music and bland realistic levels.

I give it a month before everyone starts shitting on it. Too many sheep get caught up in the hype.
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TopicHuman teeth indicate that we are supposed to eat meat.
WalkingLobsters
10/29/17 1:33:25 PM
#1
Meat from insects and other small creature.

Not cows and chickens and other large animals. You'd break your teeth trying to bite into the hide of a cow. You wouldn't even get to the meat. You'd break your teeth on a chicken's complex skeleton as well.

Animals who have strong jaws and replaceable teeth can bite through these large animal bones. We can't. We are meant to eat insects.
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Topicmario odyssey sucks.
WalkingLobsters
10/29/17 2:21:48 AM
#56
gamer_boy997 posted...
http://www.metacritic.com/game/switch/super-mario-odyssey

Yeah what an awful garbage game!

you probably think trump is hitler because the media tells you he is.
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TopicWhat was your favorite Phil Hartman role?
WalkingLobsters
10/29/17 12:47:16 AM
#16
Lionel Hutz
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TopicWhich future technologies excite you the most?
WalkingLobsters
10/28/17 10:39:16 PM
#12
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Selena gomez sex bots

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TopicPorn Detectives who are these women?
WalkingLobsters
10/28/17 10:22:46 PM
#3
MelbuFrahma4 posted...
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TopicBob > Barb *Stranger Things SPOILERS*
WalkingLobsters
10/28/17 9:47:12 PM
#7
but then how are they gonna set up the mom with hopper for the next season if he didn't die?
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TopicBilly's father in Stranger Things is alpha as fuck. That's how you raise your
WalkingLobsters
10/28/17 9:16:30 PM
#5
BignutzisBack posted...
spoilers?

welcome to the ignore list

yeah because saying a character has a father in the show is such a spoiler.

So many babies on this board.
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TopicHow come Mike was pretty much a background character in Stranger Things?
WalkingLobsters
10/28/17 8:26:24 PM
#6
SSJGrimReaper posted...
you got cucked

by who
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TopicHow come Mike was pretty much a background character in Stranger Things?
WalkingLobsters
10/28/17 8:25:45 PM
#4
SSJGrimReaper posted...
season 2 Steve was the best character

he got cucked
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TopicHow come Mike was pretty much a background character in Stranger Things?
WalkingLobsters
10/28/17 8:22:51 PM
#1
He was legit the main character in the first one. Most scenes focused on him and he had most of the screen-time.

In season 2, he's barely in it. He's just hanging on the side and barely talks.

Never seen a main character get cucked so bad.
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Topichow is being tough on immigration equivalent to committing the holocaust?
WalkingLobsters
10/28/17 8:02:28 PM
#4
Samurontai posted...
southcoast09 posted...
They're twisting the narrative. Notice how everything now is compared to Nazi germany? This is totally out of control and is partially why the centrist democrats are not voting party line.

"The holocaust" is brought up more and more. Trump isn't a Nazi


There isn't anything wrong with comparing something to the Nazi party, being as the Nazi party is one of the most infamous authoritarian regimes

I'll agree that bringing up the holocaust and stuff like that is pretty dumb though

yes there is when literally everyone thinks of the holocaust when someone mentions nazi. 99% people don't know a single other thing they did.
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Topichow is being tough on immigration equivalent to committing the holocaust?
WalkingLobsters
10/28/17 7:57:58 PM
#1
all the liberals keep saying trump is hitler because he wants to vet immigrants before they come into the country.

How does that equate to intentionally killing 4.6 million people?
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Topichottest female in pro sports
WalkingLobsters
10/28/17 5:59:49 PM
#10
she looks like kylie page
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TopicBilly's father in Stranger Things is alpha as fuck. That's how you raise your
WalkingLobsters
10/28/17 5:58:46 PM
#1
TopicWhat time is the Machida fight tonight?
WalkingLobsters
10/28/17 5:16:23 PM
#4
it was this morning. Machida got laid out.
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TopicDid you know anyone who joined the army because they wanted to kill?
WalkingLobsters
10/28/17 5:15:49 PM
#1
did you?
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TopicNamed good video game series ruined by large open worlds with nothing to do.
WalkingLobsters
10/28/17 5:03:33 PM
#1
I'll start with the obvious ones:
MGS5
Breath of the Wild
FF15
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TopicReddit is really cuck central. This is on the front page.
WalkingLobsters
10/28/17 4:12:26 PM
#14
metralo posted...
NeverOffended posted...
I don't see the problem

dirtycommunist posted...
Sounds good to me.

ThyCorndog posted...
umm that makes perfect sense

because writing random garbage on a piece of paper and holding it up somehow ends up on the front page lmao.
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TopicIn Stranger Things S2 how come... (spoilers)
WalkingLobsters
10/28/17 4:09:16 PM
#3
SoundNetwork posted...
cuz hes black

what do you mean?
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TopicIn Stranger Things S2 how come... (spoilers)
WalkingLobsters
10/28/17 4:08:10 PM
#1
How come the new bully hates Lucas so much? I don't understand. He just took one look at him and is full of contempt.
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TopicReddit is really cuck central. This is on the front page.
WalkingLobsters
10/28/17 3:57:13 PM
#1
Topici hope you reborn with the x-men charcaters
WalkingLobsters
10/28/17 3:44:17 PM
#1
it's coming
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TopicSo after several long hours with Mario Odyssey, here's my no-spoiler review
WalkingLobsters
10/28/17 1:50:12 AM
#2
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. Theres also Ricks nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that theyre not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldnt appreciate, for instance, the humour in Ricks existential catchphrase Wubba Lubba Dub Dub, which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. Im smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmons genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. Its for the ladies eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that theyre within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
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TopicI was watching porn when the girl spread her cheeks...
WalkingLobsters
10/28/17 1:43:24 AM
#5
RebelElite791 posted...
At least it wasnt assworms

lol. i remember that
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Topicmario odyssey sucks.
WalkingLobsters
10/27/17 11:19:38 PM
#38
yeah

i doubt i can even finish the game. I'm in the lake kingdom and just swimming around as a fish in such a bland, boring and generic environment.

I have no desire at all to revisit past kingdoms to collect the remaining moons because they were awful. The only good one was the nightmare before christmas one because it actually had some charm to it.

It doesn't help that the game is pathetically easy.
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TopicWhen did Orlando Magic become so good?
WalkingLobsters
10/27/17 7:57:36 PM
#2
it's called being 5 games into the season.
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Topicmario odyssey sucks.
WalkingLobsters
10/27/17 7:55:04 PM
#28
halomonkey1_3_5 posted...
WalkingLobsters posted...
YellowSUV posted...
This is disappointing to hear. Is it really difficult to make Mario move again like he did in 64?

breath of the wild had this same issue too. Link controlled really odd. But it's not as big of a deal in zelda games.

are you using a pro controller or the joycon? I noticed the joycon goes from no movement to full tilt very quickly so it feels kinda wonky if you're used to a full sized analog stick

if you're using a pro controller idk tho

i'm using the joycon, and yeah, that might be the issue. The sticks are garbage for it.
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Topicthis girl is too cute
WalkingLobsters
10/27/17 7:45:30 PM
#22
Milkman5 posted...
WalkingLobsters posted...
how does it feel to know some old 60 year old white dude paid $20 to fuck girls exactly like that in thailand.


not as hot as her homie

probably hotter
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Topicmario odyssey sucks.
WalkingLobsters
10/27/17 7:38:44 PM
#19
YellowSUV posted...
This is disappointing to hear. Is it really difficult to make Mario move again like he did in 64?

breath of the wild had this same issue too. Link controlled really odd. But it's not as big of a deal in zelda games.
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Topicmario odyssey sucks.
WalkingLobsters
10/27/17 7:26:21 PM
#13
YuriSakazaki0 posted...
preach

it's the worst main mario game

legit topped sunshine lol

sunshine is the best main 3d mario game.

That game had charm, character, great music, and immersive environments. I'm just not getting any immersion in this game. The music is bland, the environments are generic, and it's way too linear.

I can get used to a slow and sluggish mario even though it's annoying, but it's just so bland.
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Topicmario odyssey sucks.
WalkingLobsters
10/27/17 7:23:25 PM
#10
TrevorBlack79 posted...
WalkingLobsters posted...
I Like Toast posted...
All this topic says is that you're dumb enough to own a switch

i know. I wasted my money on this garbage. My controller is still fucked up because it was a launch edition.


Why didn't you send it in for service?

too lazy
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