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TopicRemember when everyone loved Dana Cook at some point in the early 00s?
Noumas
05/27/23 2:18:44 PM
#11
This is so embarrassing but we actually watched master of disguise in theaters. I can't believe I still remember that over 20 years later. Don't know how we didn't walk out of the theater, just remember saying it was terrible as we went to the olive garden. Olive garden, when you're here you're family

Edit sorry I let the AI type the rest of the post since I was feeling pretty tired but the auto-sponsor must have kicked in
TopicSo do you think "key parties" ever happened?
Noumas
05/27/23 1:41:54 PM
#1
They really sound a lot less hot than movies and shows want to make them. Swinger couples in a neighborhood have a party and throw in their car keys as a way to choose who has sex with who's wife.

Even in the 70s when people were much less obese and paunchy, the turnout can't have been great if this happened
TopicWhite guy has baking soda privilege!
Noumas
05/27/23 12:57:07 PM
#2
Full set for those interest

https://youtu.be/EFES07ofqMM
TopicGot this 24 pk of solid white albacore tuna from Amazon for $19.72
Noumas
05/27/23 12:55:55 PM
#6
How come there isn't a device that just, I dont know, zaps the mercury from the fish so we can eat it? Same question for fish bone, trout is inedible due to being literally all tiny bones in every bite
TopicSo I'm still binging the big bang theory but I'm ready for it to be over
Noumas
05/27/23 3:11:17 AM
#77
The joke is sometimes Bernadette sounds like his mother when she's angry and yelling, and everyone notices it except Howard, and then when Howard finally notices it he's like O_O but everyone's like trying to reassure him
TopicWhen I went to college I almost missed doing ''first day of school ice breakers'
Noumas
05/26/23 7:31:43 PM
#6
Likewise they're the worst
TopicWas Ginger Spice the hottest Spice Girl?
Noumas
05/26/23 7:30:10 PM
#19
wanderingshade posted...
Unironically Sporty Spice.
Just googled and yeah I think she's definitely the hottest, definitely my type.

Also really think it has underlying racist tones to call the only black girl "scary" spice despite the fact that she's attractive and pretty much aged the best of them
TopicJust watched Sonic the Hedgehog 2, a great sequel to the surprisingly good 1st
Noumas
05/26/23 7:58:34 AM
#15
KCJ5062 posted...
Knuckles: "Dot dot dot dot dot dot"
Lol that scene makes no sense how does knuckles know what an earth dot symbol looks like and thus, its name?
TopicEskimo emma's new porn video finally leaked
Noumas
05/26/23 7:52:46 AM
#9
Damn_Underscore posted...
Why would you hate when guys finish inside?
That's... that's pretty much the opposite of what I said, I only exclusively like that and hate everything else. Its just that it's so rare in porn and 90% of the time fake liquid which is insulting
TopicNote from moderator:
Noumas
05/26/23 7:35:27 AM
#39
DnDer posted...
There's one particular user who accidentally switched on himself with reddit receipts. Legendary self-own.

You can't ever mention it, because it's an immediate ticket to mod-town.

I need to check my tag list, and see if that guy ever ended up catching the ban hammer for any of his other hot takes.
None of those words make any sense explain pls. Whats this about reddit?
TopicJust watched The Martian, a movie with Matt Damon and Jessica Chastain.
Noumas
05/26/23 7:32:52 AM
#38
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I really like how the early 2010s was like a second Renaissance for space movies after the 90s peak, with a lot more focus on even more stunning visual effects of space and planets and space travel.
TopicHoly crap, Ace Ventura has aged horribly
Noumas
05/26/23 7:14:43 AM
#267
Foppe posted...
Timeline:
Halfway through the 1982 NFL season, Finkle joined his home state's NFL team, the Miami Dolphins.
The team, led by star quarterback Dan Marino and with Finkle having a great performance, went all the way to the Super Bowl against the San Francisco 49ers. In the final play, the Dolphins had a field goal, which if Finkle converted would give them the title. He missed on wide right though, and Miami lost. During the kick, Marino held the ball after it was snapped. In the aftermath of Super Bowl XVII, Finkle blamed Marino for the miss, claiming he held the ball "laces-in" when he should have held it "laces-out." But this was dismissed as the ravings of a sore loser. Coaches and team owners alike took the loss very hard. After the season, Finkle's contract was not renewed and his reputation was destroyed. As a result, no other team would take him on, seemingly believing that he would repeat this blunder when it mattered most, effectively causing his NFL career to wash out.
Finkle went back to his hometown, working at a bar and being violently assaulted by gangs of men who had bet their entire life savings on the game. Even his attempts to live in his old house were subject to constant bombardment by those still furious over the outcome of the game. Dealing with the constant anger and resentment (both his own and of others) over the Super Bowl loss, the subsequent ruin of his career, and living through constant the vandalism of his house, further assaults, and presumably even drive-by shootings (given the bullet holes in the house) as well as the constant humiliation from the public and media, all of which his parents suffered through, as well, Finkle eventually snapped, turning his bedroom into a shrine declaring his hatred of Dan Marino, and was eventually put into a mental institution in Tampa called Shady Acres.
While committed in 1984, Finkle found out about a hiker named Lois Einhorn who went missing, and her body was never recovered. The next day, he escaped from Shady Acres, planning on taking over Einhorn's identity. His last credit card record was in June, where he rented a car from Avis, which was found abandoned two months later in South Miami. Finkle then got a feminine body, with breast implants and such over the next few years, though he kept his male genitalia intact. In 1987, "Einhorn" joined the Miami-Dade Police Department. By way of seduction and sexual manipulation, she climbed all the way up to a Lieutenant rank in just a matter of years.
In 1994, with the Dolphins poised for another Super Bowl appearance, Finkle decided to put his plan against Marino into motion.
Holy shit thats insane, thank you so much!

This is supposed to be a comedy movie but did anyone else get massively sad reading that abuse the poor kicker had to endure
TopicIm on my Game of Thrones journey. My thoughts so far *s1-s5 spoilers*
Noumas
05/26/23 7:04:36 AM
#18
Honestly you should stop at season 8/HoD season 1. Everything else is trash
Topichonestly the most overhyped scene in Game of Thrones *SPOILERS*
Noumas
05/26/23 7:01:52 AM
#18
pegusus123456 posted...
Purple Wedding

Jennywentnorth8 posted...
This will sound like I am joking but I am not, Purple Wedding
Looool I just got that, reference to Charlie and the chocolate factory when violet swells up to a deep purple right? To signify the choking?
TopicJust watched puss in boots the last wish. That was fricking amazing. Spoilers
Noumas
05/26/23 7:00:45 AM
#6
I'm actually disappointed it didn't win the Oscar it was just so perfect
TopicThe worst thing about Nintendo is that they never listen to their fans, while
Noumas
05/26/23 5:36:15 AM
#14
Hoodroar posted...
Back in 2012 when he said it this was valid, but the series took a nosedive afterwards and they probably could use some fan feedback at this point. >_>
Lol the quote is that old? What a legend
TopicIs a ring really supposed to be 6 weeks salary?
Noumas
05/26/23 4:50:07 AM
#16
I heard a rumor that rings have been around since forever, and that it's specifically diamond rings that became the marketed thing from some diamond shop place.

But a circular band of metal placed upon the finger was apparently always done.
Topichonestly the most overhyped scene in Game of Thrones *SPOILERS*
Noumas
05/26/23 4:40:58 AM
#13
Real talk I thought joffrey's wedding was gonna be the red wedding so when it happened to rob I was like wtf. Then whats Joffrey wedding called?
TopicSad Affleck vs Bill Murray's reaction to female Ghostbusters (2016)
Noumas
05/26/23 4:07:09 AM
#6
Jagr_68 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/7/AAUQbgAAEgNH.jpg

Peak Sadffleck
Oh my god this is amazing is that the original photo from 2 decades ago or a recreation I can't tell
TopicIs Akuma still cool?
Noumas
05/26/23 4:05:48 AM
#4
MICHALECOLE posted...
You either die cool or see live long enough to become a playable character
So... chrono trigger spoilers Magus?
TopicI wish black snake moan had been made today
Noumas
05/26/23 3:02:53 AM
#8
This is creepy what made this pop in your head cause just yesterday I was feeling nostalgic and googling old nudie scenes of Christina Ricci including this one . Dont know why I was jonesing for her all of a sudden
Topichonestly the most overhyped scene in Game of Thrones *SPOILERS*
Noumas
05/26/23 2:58:57 AM
#8
Liu_Kano posted...
It's more impactful in the books. I think the books did a better job of luring you into thinking Robb was really a main character.
Lol wut he didn't even have a viewpoint
TopicWait who is the furry, the anthropomorphic animal or the person that likes them?
Noumas
05/26/23 2:32:35 AM
#56
Wouldn't that be better applied for liking dolphins or sharks, like in that episode of friends, considering their smooth skin that repels all germs?
TopicJenna Ortega smoking video upsets fans
Noumas
05/26/23 2:19:58 AM
#7
Disgusting and makes me so upset, I'm gonna cry into my pillow while rubbing one out tonight.
TopicWait who is the furry, the anthropomorphic animal or the person that likes them?
Noumas
05/26/23 2:17:22 AM
#54
Foppe posted...
Are the aliens covered in fur?
Furry.
Are the aliens covered in scales?
Scalies.
Are the aliens xenomorphs?
Death wish.
What does the symbiote count as? It's... I guess a goo?

The comic is a 2 parter and it's fucking weird, anti-venom has sex with Spider-Man's teen daughter from the future to give her the power of anti venom so she can defeat regular venom >__>
TopicThe smoothest humans alive
Noumas
05/25/23 7:04:19 PM
#1
https://youtube.com/shorts/gXJE3XonqSc?feature=share
TopicPeople born after world War 2 are now grandparents. GRANDPARENTS!
Noumas
05/25/23 6:56:32 PM
#4
I think I'm gonna be sick...
TopicAfter watching Futurama series, you realize
Noumas
05/25/23 6:52:13 PM
#8
I like that fry is a combination of bart and homer. Not quite Bart, not quite as awful as homer. But something in between
TopicPeople born after world War 2 are now grandparents. GRANDPARENTS!
Noumas
05/25/23 6:33:44 PM
#1
I feel so auld
TopicHot girl wears cosplay, but as a demon! IS SHE A HOOT?
Noumas
05/25/23 6:30:11 PM
#1
https://youtube.com/shorts/wjOpittk_sw?feature=share
TopicRemember in orange is the new black when the guy said suck my dick
Noumas
05/25/23 6:21:18 PM
#8
This show always had surprise sex scenes like that, it basically defined the term. Like when they had that cute valley girl Asian no one thought she would ever go full nude she looked too young and innocent, but then it was like holy shit the most explicit nude sex scene ever, I had to rub one out not once but twice.
TopicRemember in orange is the new black when the guy said suck my dick
Noumas
05/25/23 6:04:37 PM
#6
Good looking out thanks
TopicRemember in orange is the new black when the guy said suck my dick
Noumas
05/25/23 5:58:05 PM
#1
To the female prison warden when he was threatening to expose her illegal activities? And then she was like "ok" and started doing it?

That was so weird. They predicted porn like years before it happened
TopicHoly CRAP is that Ezra Miller???!!
Noumas
05/25/23 1:08:39 PM
#4
Prestoff posted...
I just realize they're wearing Edward Alric outfit from Full Metal Alchemist.
*Elric
TopicHoly CRAP is that Ezra Miller???!!
Noumas
05/25/23 11:54:29 AM
#1
https://youtu.be/Pr-XZiaEDuY
TopicBut why can't wight people say the n-word? This is how:
Noumas
05/25/23 11:51:10 AM
#1
https://youtube.com/shorts/ergAxY5lHn4?feature=share
TopicHow do you accidentally say this?
Noumas
05/25/23 11:46:44 AM
#2
It would be a hotter if it was a girl announcer saying it but oh well
TopicKey and peele were doing ''its just a prank bro'' long before ot even existed
Noumas
05/25/23 11:38:40 AM
#1
https://youtube.com/shorts/0XxM8b1cFvw?feature=share
TopicIs Hollywood full of nepo babies now?
Noumas
05/25/23 11:32:15 AM
#7
Gotta say I'm not loving the new term nepotism babies.
TopicWhite guy has baking soda privilege!
Noumas
05/25/23 11:23:47 AM
#1
https://youtube.com/shorts/in3jjg-uJv4?feature=share

You should believe what happens next
TopicWhat the hell are those giant beans?
Noumas
05/25/23 11:11:07 AM
#1
https://youtube.com/shorts/-7LJElqFEnQ?feature=share4

Or is the kid just small
TopicJust watched American Animals, a meh movie about a real life art heist
Noumas
05/25/23 11:00:24 AM
#2
I usually don't trust critic reviews on rt, but I was shocked that the audience score was just as high, and it seemed to get overwhelming praise on reddit
TopicWe're on track to default
Noumas
05/25/23 10:55:12 AM
#20
There's someone called Mccarthy in politics? Isn't he from the 50s during the communism thing?
TopicA peak into the new normal for school in everyday America
Noumas
05/25/23 10:51:01 AM
#11
boxoto posted...
I wonder if clips like these help shooters out in any way, like, they know what to expect so it helps them strategize.
Dave chappelle or some other comedian already made that joke if you can believe it
TopicJust watched American Animals, a meh movie about a real life art heist
Noumas
05/25/23 10:32:33 AM
#1
It has Quicksilver and that druid from eternals who controls minds or whatever. 4 guys in a university in Pennsylvania see art that's not really guarded besides an old lady librarian and the art collection is worth millions and they decide to steal it.

The movie makes a big deal about how it's not based on a true story, it IS a true story. With apparently real life talking heads of the actual 4 boys who attempted the robbery interspersed throughout the movie.

Didn't care for the movie much, it was boring and the characters were unsympathetic even if that was the intention making it uninteresting.

I will say that it's a good thing the movie doesn't glorify heists or these guys, who hurt the old lady librarian and you see how dark it is and uncomfortable. They all got caught and served... just 7 years in prison.
Topic"This video is unavailable" when a YouTube video is gone forever
Noumas
05/25/23 7:24:21 AM
#12
Solar_Crimson posted...
It could also be an older unlisted video that Google automatically hid when they made that change a few years ago.
I've heard this sentence before but I'm not sure what it means? What does unlisted mean and what did Google do years ago?
Topic"This video is unavailable" when a YouTube video is gone forever
Noumas
05/25/23 7:22:04 AM
#10
Irony posted...
I hate when I go to my likes and I see a pop-up that says videos that are unavailable are hidden because that means something got deleted and I don't know what the fuck it is to go find it again
Like seriously I dont want to keep a hundred tabs open but if I dont and they disappear, I won't even know the title of what became hidden or straight up deleted
TopicI can't find gaping anus contacts
Noumas
05/25/23 4:17:07 AM
#14
Gonna see if someone either reports or mods this topic, to gauge whether it's now ok to talk about more explicit but not gross stuff on here.
TopicFandom is making some great changes, could we request quoting 2 posts at a time?
Noumas
05/25/23 4:13:29 AM
#9
TaylorHeinicke posted...
Bring back cascading quotes
Oh is that the term I was looking for? Yeah that, because only being able to quote 1 person seems like a weird step back for gamefaqs which always pushed forward
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