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Topic | I can't wait for the country to become irreversibly stupid. |
Aressar 07/12/23 11:09:31 AM #21 | I bet you guys will be voting Trump in the hopes to make it happen, just because you think it's 'awesome' and 'hilarious'. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | How do you guys end up getting banned all the time? |
Aressar 07/12/23 11:07:00 AM #15 | kingdrake2 posted... that got me last time. i shouldn't of posted that one picture. it had nipples. Add one drop of any fluid that possibly may or may not be biological however and you will get banned. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Cartoon Network Studios shutting down; merging with Warner Bros. Animation |
Aressar 07/12/23 11:03:26 AM #13 | KFHEWUI posted... No. The channel has not been like that for years. What has it been like since then? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | What would you have done if a really hot teacher came on to you in high school? |
Aressar 07/12/23 9:24:41 AM #16 | It probably would've gone in those hentai scenarios, with me being the clumsy stumbling young guy. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Zelensky slams NATO over no clear path to membership, despite Biden unity pitch |
Aressar 07/12/23 9:11:21 AM #74 | Pirate_of_FAQs posted... Your posts are pure poetry. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | What game are you currently playing? |
Aressar 07/12/23 7:37:25 AM #65 | Subnautica I just can't get enough of it. I must have done a full playthrough 20 times over the past two years. Currently I'm doing trying to do a run without building a Cyclops. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Zelensky slams NATO over no clear path to membership, despite Biden unity pitch |
Aressar 07/11/23 5:07:50 PM #29 | thronedfire2 posted... but that is literally the only way they can join, countries aren't allowed in if they have active territorial disputes. so they would have to give up Crimea to get Russia out of the rest of Ukraine That's assuming Russia will be satisfied with just Crimea, which they won't be, or else they wouldn't have invaded the rest of Ukraine in the first place. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Has your manager ever had pizza in the breakroom to thank you? |
Aressar 07/09/23 4:45:29 PM #17 | More like 'leftover from events/big meetings', but yeah. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | If duels were made legal again would you partake in one? |
Aressar 07/09/23 9:30:17 AM #29 | Crimsoness posted... *slaps you with a glove* *walks by and happens to bite my thumb, perhaps at you* --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Women Rejecting Men Because They Have Android Smartphones.Seriously? |
Aressar 07/08/23 5:27:29 PM #76 | Next thing she'll tell me my date will dump me upon finding out I use AMD instead of Intel. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | The last thing you killed in a video game just became the President of China |
Aressar 07/08/23 5:21:44 PM #25 | I just ate a peeper in Subnautica. A sparkly one I'd pay money just to see how the scenario of that peeper becoming the Chinese president would play out. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Whoops, I accidentally overtipped a waittress today >_> |
Aressar 07/08/23 3:55:55 PM #8 | Man am I happy to live in a country where people aren't being guilt-cucked into tipping, so I don't have to deal with shit like this. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | What's a cheap thing you do that you are surprisingly comfortable with? |
Aressar 07/08/23 2:19:51 PM #44 | I thought it was pretty normal, but I when I have porridge for breakfast (which is nearly every day) I mix it with hot water. Pretty much everyone I know who eats it apparently mixes it with milk. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | What's a cheap thing you do that you are surprisingly comfortable with? |
Aressar 07/08/23 12:24:16 PM #37 | When I pee I don't always flush. I simply close the lid afterwards and generally only flush by the end of the day or whenever I take a dump. Considering I live alone and I'm fine with it, it works well enough, and I notice the water bill has gone down drastically. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Tips for killing a wasp nest? |
Aressar 07/08/23 11:59:29 AM #25 | Just grab them with your hands one by one god kids these days --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | What things can we expect to see from climate change in the next 10-15 years? |
Aressar 07/07/23 7:54:17 PM #29 | I'm hoping that as climate problems become more noticeable, more people will be aimed at doing something productive about it and minimize further damage while adapting in a sustainable way. But if the last 20 years are an example, it'll likely mostly be finger-pointing with most people not actually trying to do anything about it. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Any upcoming movies you're looking forward to? |
Aressar 07/06/23 8:38:54 AM #23 | I think I'm the only one on CE who is actually hoping there'll be a DCEU version of Injustice, written and/or directed by Zack Snyder. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | A Mayor in Mexico married an alligator |
Aressar 07/05/23 6:00:46 AM #14 | But what is her @ though? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Do you think Tomi Lahren is attractive? |
Aressar 07/04/23 7:27:43 PM #3 | She kinda is when she's dressed up like AOC like that. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Few things in this world is as satisfying as being thirsty as hell... |
Aressar 07/04/23 7:22:52 PM #12 | Kitt posted... I remember really hating sparkling water. But as time went on and I slowly transitioned into an artsy douche-type; I've been drinking more and more of the stuff. I bet you call it perrier. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | IYO: Does being really loud in public make you an asshole? |
Aressar 07/04/23 4:34:51 PM #4 | Don't forget about those pathetic idiots who have phone calls by shouting at their phone while holding it in front of their face with loudspeaker on. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | I really wish we had the means to colonize the asteroid belt |
Aressar 07/03/23 6:15:27 PM #2 | Beltalowda be needin' no inners, sa sa ke! --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | people who call it "Sness" |
Aressar 07/03/23 10:39:29 AM #22 | How else would you pronounce it, ess-enn-ee-ess? That's like saying Game-eff-ay-cues. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | $11,500,000 or racism and sexism no longer exist. |
Aressar 07/03/23 5:45:04 AM #49 | End racism/sexism. I wouldn't exactly consider it to be mind-control, but more like making people realize how utterly pointless and ridiculous those concepts are. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | I don't like you so now you're the alt of someone I don't like |
Aressar 07/02/23 7:48:27 PM #3 | User Since: Jul 2000 Karma: 7619 Active Posts: 105 You're not fooling anyone here, SMAL! --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Elon Musk plans to launch 42,000 more satellites. |
Aressar 07/02/23 5:04:06 AM #17 | Ricemills posted... The future of space exploration looks grim if we keep filling the space with trash before we even started. It's unlikely that we'll fill up all of space with trash, but it is a very real possibility that we'll fill the lower Earth orbit with so much crap that it will become increasingly more difficult to successfully launch anything through. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Twitter died before GameFAQs |
Aressar 07/01/23 6:04:42 PM #28 | Sir_Will posted... If they don't reverse the limits soon then it will be dead. Considering the internet is full of submissive cucks, it's much more likely there will be a massive increase in people purchasing a blue checkmark just so they can view more tweets. Also, it wouldn't surprise me if Elon were to announce some kind of new gold 'unlimited' status soon. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Twitter died before GameFAQs |
Aressar 07/01/23 5:24:11 PM #9 | Nah, Twitter is just in that phase where people say it's dead/dying while it is still in fact very much alive and active, and it has been in that phase for less than a year so far. GameFAQs has been in that phase for over 15 years now. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Ngl i enjoyed the heck out of The Flash (no spoilers in OP) |
Aressar 07/01/23 2:10:44 PM #2 | Nooooo you're supposed to say all DCEU movies suck, or else you'll be considered one of the uncool kids! --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Single men: this is the annual reminder to change your sheets |
Aressar 06/30/23 9:12:01 PM #5 | Nintendo_Porn posted... But mom and dad didn't teach me how to clean my "Shame". Fun fact: changing my sheets is one of the many things my parents never actually taught me. They figured that at some point I'd just figure these things out on my own somehow. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Wait- FL residence can carry a concealed weapon WITHOUT A PERMIT on July 1st? |
Aressar 06/30/23 8:16:01 PM #9 | Well, how else do you expect them to solve impotence? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Snyderverse fans in a nutshell |
Aressar 06/30/23 7:13:15 PM #48 | I'm wondering: what did people here think of Justice League? (The Snyder cut obviously) --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | What are your opinions on Cazadores in Fallout New Vegas? |
Aressar 06/30/23 7:06:11 PM #6 | Good choice for an enemy. Not exactly the strongest, but definitely one of the fastest. The fact that poison is actually quite deadly in NV (unlike poison in F1 & 2) makes cazadores especially dangerous. I wouldn't have mindee if they were nerfed a bit so that their range was a little lower. Most of the time they'll spot you long before you spot them, unless you know exactly where they hang out so you can sneak past them. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | ppl be like "i don't drink water cuz I don't like how it taste" |
Aressar 06/30/23 6:51:06 PM #14 | https://youtu.be/GceNsojnMf0 --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Would you have sexual intercourse with Bella Thorne? |
Aressar 06/29/23 9:47:14 AM #41 | Provided she'd be willing I'd bang her hard, ngl. She has that perfect balance between cute and hot. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Would you have sexual intercourse with Bella Thorne? |
Aressar 06/24/23 9:54:23 PM #30 | ForsakenHermit posted... Mid 20's. Omg thats so pedo! Tagged! Reported! Cancelled! --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Raise wages or lower the cost of living |
Aressar 06/24/23 9:49:26 PM #6 | Neither. What're you, a commie or sumthn'?? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | What are things that you are SUPPOSED to do on a first date? |
Aressar 06/24/23 11:45:16 AM #62 | Hope that you magically have chemistry, which in the end is an entire crucial factor in itself that can make all the difference, regardless of whether you did and said all the right things. Also like others have said: please be punctual. I try to never make a thing of it on dates, but literally about 2/3 of every first date I've ever had the other person was late. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Just had a staff call in sick 10 minutes before her shift started... |
Aressar 06/24/23 8:02:08 AM #20 | I get the feeling there's an insanely thin margin when it comes to the right moment to call in sick. Calling in the morning of makes things difficult for those who have to compensate, but when you call in the day before, you'll get the reaction: "Eh, why don't you just wait and see how you feel in the morning" Basically it just comes down to: "just don't get sick, drone" --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Your favorite RPGs? |
Aressar 06/20/23 3:59:31 PM #16 | Fallout New Vegas Knights of the Old Republic II Betrayal in Antara (it was an absolute masterpiece and I'll die on this hill) --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Wow, CE, Shenron is right in front of you! What are your 3 wishes? |
Aressar 06/20/23 12:16:06 PM #18 | Fable posted... ACKSHULLY IN DRAGON BALL SUPER: SUPER HERO, SHENRON CAN GRAND 3 WISHES GET YOUR SCENARIOS STRAIGHT, BUCKO. Yeah well I haven't seen that one alright, dudester --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Wow, CE, Shenron is right in front of you! What are your 3 wishes? |
Aressar 06/20/23 12:11:50 PM #13 | Well akshully, Kami's version of Shenron grants one wish and Dende's version grants two. It's Porunga who grants three wishes. Also they all have their own limitations in what kind of wishes they grant. Get your scenarios straight TC, gosh! --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | There are very few video games ever made where you play as a ghost |
Aressar 06/17/23 10:48:21 PM #19 | You can possess ghosts in Dungeon Keeper. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | May I see it? |
Aressar 06/17/23 10:59:14 AM #10 | Foppe posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/8/AAA_aCAAEiai.jpg [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Looks like a Simpsons version of the NES game Hogan's Alley. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Reddit is now threatening to oust mods for protesting. |
Aressar 06/15/23 10:11:00 PM #30 | The correct answer would be "lol fuck off reddit", but since the internet is full of submissive cucks, the average answer will be "OMG I'M SO SORRY YES OF COURSE DADDY REDDIT ALSO I'LL GLADLY PAY NETFLIX TRIPLE PRICE" --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Yikes. Cyberpunk dlc will cost 30 dollars? |
Aressar 06/11/23 8:37:16 PM #8 | Calling it now: a large amount of Cyberpunk players will buy it anyway for that price, even if all reviews say it sucks. Then other game companies will also charge similarly insane prices. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Trump: America went to bed with tears in it's eyes |
Aressar 06/10/23 1:03:41 PM #5 | The only thing missing from that post is "SAD! >:(" --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Did You Believe or Doubt That Trump Would Ever Be Indicted? |
Aressar 06/09/23 4:21:35 AM #11 | Hopefully the verdict(s) will actually happen before he dies of old age/bad health. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | Twitter is going to take away your ability to block alt-righters and crypto shit |
Aressar 06/08/23 12:35:50 PM #26 | TMOG posted...
Look, obviously we still need to report on every mouse fart Elon, Trump, or literally any douchebag no one here cares about takes. We just can't live without that 'rent-free' feeling, so we will continue to do it as long as social media exists. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
Topic | How times do you deed in a week |
Aressar 06/08/23 7:28:11 AM #10 | tremain07 posted... It goes by many names Glob posted... Its a ridiculous word for it that I only ever see on here. It stems from before GameFAQs didn't have a profanity filter. Back then every word for masturbation was automatically flagged or blocked, so people up calling it deeding, as 'deed' is too general a word to autoflag or block. Nowadays people just say it because it's funny. Ideally I deed twice a week. Any more and I get low T and will feel tired all day. Any less and I'll feel edgy. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
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