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TopicI'm shocked Trump hasnt fled to Russia yet
Aressar
08/03/23 7:30:22 AM
#10
UnholyMudcrab posted...
Why in the world would he? It's not like he's in danger of going to prison.

This. At worst he'll get a few five-digit fines, all paid for by his fanbase.

nexigrams posted...
There is no way in the world Putin would pass up the opportunity to take in a former POTUS. He's been more smug about taking in much less. Even if there was still a chance he could get reelected, if Trump asked, he would jump on it.

This, and the fact that Trump would easily give up classified information gives Putin even more incentive to take him in.

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TopicCE, are you a real person?
Aressar
08/03/23 4:17:30 AM
#25
I...I...

*fades out of existence*

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TopicHuh weird TIL that FRIENDS is an acronym of each main character's name.
Aressar
08/02/23 9:52:59 AM
#31
loafy013 posted...
You spelled Chandelier Bong wrong.

Actually, it's miss Chanandler Bong!

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TopicYou see AOC and says ''Hey ugky, what do I gotta do to get you to vote blue?''
Aressar
08/01/23 7:52:54 PM
#12
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


It's to confuse republicans into voting for her.

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TopicIf Elon Musk was to spend all his money ending crime, how would he do it?
Aressar
08/01/23 7:33:50 PM
#32
008Zulu posted...
He'd buy/bully the politicians, and make all the illegal shit legal.

Came in to post this. He'd bribe them so much that they'll literally flush the Constitution down the toilet for him.

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TopicMy viagra just came in.
Aressar
08/01/23 2:54:27 PM
#8
Patty_Fleur posted...
What?

It's no secret that a lot of people in the U.S. get guns for the exact same reason sensible people get viagra/sildenafil.

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TopicMy viagra just came in.
Aressar
08/01/23 2:48:23 PM
#3
I hope that most of the U.S. will follow suit, so that they can get rid of their guns.

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TopicPeople who have incest, are they just mentally ill?
Aressar
07/31/23 5:27:30 PM
#16
Tbh I think the deciding factor in deciding if it's weird is whether or not the two people involved grew up together, like they consistently knew each other ever since at least one of them was a child.

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TopicYour crush says ''Oww ugky, my feet hurt, can you carry me the rest of the way?'
Aressar
07/31/23 4:28:13 PM
#8
"No but since I'm such a nice guy I'll get down on my hands and knees so you can sit on my back."

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TopicThat password is incorrect.
Aressar
07/30/23 2:05:36 AM
#17
It's even more ridiculous when it's for an account where it wouldn't even matter that much if someone were to guess/hack the password, and the system still treats it like it's Fort Knox.

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TopicThat password is incorrect.
Aressar
07/29/23 1:29:35 PM
#10
App: Having trouble with your password? Reset your password here. Enter in your new password.
You: supersecretpassword
App: I'm sorry, but your password has to contain the following:
- At least 12 characters
- At least one uppercase letter
- At least one lowercase letter
- At least one number
- At least two symbols
- And finally because we hate you, you cannot use a password which resembles any password you've used in the past.

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TopicSamsung sees 95% drop in year-over-year profits for second consecutive quarter
Aressar
07/29/23 1:05:48 PM
#16
In capitalistic terms it means they're basically bankrupt or so they'd believe, probably.

PraetorXyn posted...
I would imagine people decided that when they paid $1200+ for a phone, they should hold onto it longer than 2 years.

Hopefully this.

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TopicThe dimensions of Noah's ark are literally in the Bible
Aressar
07/29/23 10:56:51 AM
#33
Zikten posted...
Also, all sealife would have gone extinct in the flood. The oceans would have been totally saturated with freshwater and anything that lives in salt water would die

A major fact of science which completely disproves the Noah story

Noah just prayed so hard for the fish that God decided to just spare the fish by making the water habitable for each water species but just enough to spare two of each.
Checkmate atheists!

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TopicWhats your opinion on climate change?
Aressar
07/29/23 10:17:57 AM
#10
Unlike a lot of CE, I still hope we (as in humanity in general) can do things to mitigate the climate damage being done by humans. It will inevitably get bad, but I do think we can still prevent it from becoming hellish.

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TopicI actually unironically like Birdman (or, the Unexpected Virtue of Being a Bird)
Aressar
07/29/23 5:26:56 AM
#5
It's one of my favorite movies. Last I checked it was very well-received, at least to the point where it's not controversial to like it.

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TopicSo Twitter will never die, will it?
Aressar
07/28/23 2:02:39 PM
#20
Musk is the richest guy alive. He can just keep pouring resources into it to keep it alive, no matter how much he messes it up.

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TopicDo you like mayonnaise?
Aressar
07/28/23 10:55:55 AM
#20
I love the Dutch kind (the kind that goes well with fries).

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TopicHow many of these pokemon characters can you name?
Aressar
07/28/23 6:40:48 AM
#3
Ash and...that's it.

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TopicFacebook won't let you hide religious ads
Aressar
07/26/23 11:12:07 AM
#20
Well, let's hope they'll get it fixed soon. Aah'll praay fer yew!

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TopicLord Malak was most displeased to learn you had escaped Taris alive!
Aressar
07/25/23 9:15:12 AM
#21
Verdekal posted...
Statement: Oh Master!! I cannot trust you!! I can not trust you or anybody ever again!!!

Literally one of the most hilarious lines from KOTOR2, especially how HK mimics Carth's voice as if he's shouting

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TopicIf the courier didn't exist, which faction would've won in NV?
Aressar
07/24/23 8:32:25 PM
#7
Crimsoness posted...
Legion probably. Benny would have gotten the chip and tried sneaking into the camp like a doof and keep House from acquiring it

This.
With Benny and the chip Legion would have gotten access to House's secondary base on their own soon enough, and destroyed everything that's inside.

Furthermore Caesar and Lanius would be resilient and brutal enough to defeat the NCR, especially since they'll have learned from their defeat at Boulder City, especially since the Legion is already actively attacking and demoralizing NCR communities by the time the Courier enters the Mojave desert.

I don't think the Legion would actually manage to defeat NCR in their home region though (F1 & 2 territory), because by that time Caesar will have died of his brain tumor, and the Legion would fall into disarray soon after.


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TopicLord Malak was most displeased to learn you had escaped Taris alive!
Aressar
07/24/23 9:58:25 AM
#11
Verdekal posted...
You there! Up worlder! This is our elevator!

Five credits! That's what it costs to use our elevator. Five credits!

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Topic$100k but you are cursed by Haddaway's "What is Love?"
Aressar
07/23/23 8:09:53 PM
#6
Robot2600 posted...
so i get the money and nothing changes?

Came in to post this.

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TopicTurkey issues arrest order for Sweden Man for burning the Koran in Sweden.
Aressar
07/23/23 10:10:52 AM
#32
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


He is free. Swedish legal authorities dropped the investigation, and Turkish legal authorities can't arrest him unless he visits Turkey, which he has no intention of doing.

This is all in the OP article.

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TopicA wasp flew right in front of my face and chilled there.
Aressar
07/22/23 3:11:11 PM
#11
Slayer_22 posted...
in the air?

No, on your face. You may not have felt it, but it likely spat out it's eggs, which then burrowed their way into your skin.

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TopicA wasp flew right in front of my face and chilled there.
Aressar
07/22/23 12:50:39 PM
#7
It was laying eggs there. Most likely it succeeded.

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TopicWould you be ok if soccer became the dominant US sport?
Aressar
07/20/23 6:33:08 PM
#59
ShineboxPhil posted...
Wouldn't really take much effect.
Hooliganism is prevalent in Europe cause rival teams are based in the same city whereas in the united states teams are more spaced out across the country so ultras/hooligans aren't really much of a factor.

In some cases it's true that there's rivalry between a team's supporters from the same city, but in many cases they have a rivalry with a team's supporters from another city, sometime multiple, and some groups just cause trouble wherever they go, including when their team plays matches abroad.

The latter example is how hooliganism gets spread to other countries.

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TopicI desperately want her to breed da fuck outta me
Aressar
07/20/23 7:39:36 AM
#12
Vegy posted...
https://i.redd.it/3zn0vblhfkcb1.jpg

She's fucking perfect omfgehhh

Yes, yes, she actually is.

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TopicWould you be ok if soccer became the dominant US sport?
Aressar
07/19/23 3:01:26 PM
#56
Bad idea. Sooner or later European countries would infect the U.S. with soccer hooliganism, and considering the fact it's legal for civilians to have guns, soccer hooliganism in the U.S. would become even more destructive than in the Europe.

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TopicName something stupid that pisses you off...
Aressar
07/19/23 1:03:34 PM
#36
Loud people, especially when it's totally unnecessary.
Especially those dumb-looking idiots who are having phone calls by holding their phones in front of their face and yelling at it, instead of holding it by their ear and speaking at a normal volume.

brestugo posted...
Those menus when you call a help line. They never solve or even anticipate your problem.

This, but I especially feel this frustration with mandatory 'help' chatbots you have to go through before getting to talk to an actual person.

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TopicHydrocity Zone tho
Aressar
07/19/23 7:25:04 AM
#2
https://youtu.be/qKDYXjwNpqI
(Sophisti-pop remix of Hydrocity Zone music)

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TopicWill Trump die in prison?
Aressar
07/18/23 5:19:52 PM
#13
WingsOfGood posted...
He literally just got arrested again fyi

Trump himself is not a reliable source of information.

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TopicList posters that you don't like
Aressar
07/16/23 4:44:04 PM
#58
Is CSCA33 gunplagirl or someone from her defense force

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TopicReminder: I am a real doctor
Aressar
07/16/23 3:44:56 PM
#9
toreysback posted...
call the doctor
i think i'm gonna crash

Life in CE surely makes you lose your mind.

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TopicList posters that you don't like
Aressar
07/16/23 3:43:19 PM
#34
CSCA33 posted...
Tagged

Tagged.
Until we meet again in some senseless Twitter-related no-u'ing topic.

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TopicWhy don't North/South America or Asia have their own Eurovision contest?
Aressar
07/16/23 3:32:05 PM
#16
K181 posted...
The bigger question is why do Europeans care so much about an annual song competition?

DKBananaSlamma posted...
Cuz Eurovision sux lawl

As a European, these very much. Personally I think people who fervently watch that crap every year really just do it to punish themselves because they hate their lives.

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TopicList posters that you don't like
Aressar
07/16/23 3:26:22 PM
#27
I don't really keep track of their usernames anymore, but basically everyone who accuses anyone who has a different opinion than them of being a conservative / Republican / Trumper / racist / transpobe / bigot etc. Especially if it's related to some Twitter post that was likely intended to get people to ree at each other.

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TopicReminder: I am a real doctor
Aressar
07/16/23 12:44:02 PM
#5
Y'know, I'm something of a doctor myself.

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TopicIs cleaning the bathroom your most hated household chore?
Aressar
07/16/23 7:45:14 AM
#6
GranTurismo posted...
your cat has a bathroom?

Litter box. And the mess made all around it, because keeping the contents inside is apparently difficult.

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TopicIs cleaning the bathroom your most hated household chore?
Aressar
07/16/23 7:19:45 AM
#4
Cleaning the cat's bathroom

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TopicEveryone has AIDS
Aressar
07/15/23 9:46:44 AM
#5
My grandma and my dog 'Ol Blue
The pope has got it and so do you

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TopicDid the original Fallouts age well? Don't lie to me like Baldur's Gate
Aressar
07/15/23 5:11:38 AM
#19
I still find Fallout 2 to be very enjoyable (after the slow-ass start of course). Almost every playthrough I notice a few details I never noticed before that are clever/interesting/hilarious.
Aside from the fact it's already a huge game with so much to do in itself, Killap's Restoration Mod also adds great replay value and offers a whole new gameplay experience to F2. Definitely play it vanilla on your first few times though (albeit with patched with Killap's Unofficial Patch).

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TopicConservatives OUTRAGED that Snow White is now HISPANIC
Aressar
07/14/23 8:55:36 PM
#40
andel posted...
not catering to exclusively racists isn't 'fanning the flames of polarization' wtf kind if shitpost is that. other people exist and it is ok if they are represented in media

Of course other people exist and it's ok if they're represented in media. Casting people just for the sake of diversity regardless of sensibility, they can choose to do that, knowing what it'll cause: one overly vocal minority praising vs another overly vocal minority bashing it, with everyone inbetween thinking "oh I guess literally every liberal/conservative is shitty like that".

Disney knows their doing this because they've been doing this for quite a few years now. Regardless of whether people are praising or bashing it, it gets people talking about their movie and generates free advertising. Nevermind the fact that people in general just continue to demonize each other, which just makes the social divide bigger and bigger. That's how they're fanning the flames.

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TopicConservatives OUTRAGED that Snow White is now HISPANIC
Aressar
07/14/23 8:41:23 PM
#35
More and more I'm thinking that Disney is just knowingly trying to provoke this kind of reaction, just to generate more free publicity. Wonder if they even realize they're effectively perpetuating the culture war that is stagnating American society by repeatedly fanning the flames of polarization.

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TopicWhich celebrity/actress etc was the best looking when she was 18 iyo?
Aressar
07/14/23 5:47:32 PM
#22
Society has agreed that it's completely acceptable for 18-year olds to bang whomever they want and be considered adults, so no one actually cares what the pedojacketers ITT think.
Try harder, chumps.

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Topicpeople holding a mug in their profile pic are 10000% more likely to be annoying
Aressar
07/13/23 5:02:54 PM
#19
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/1/AACq3xAADmQH.jpg

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TopicZelensky slams NATO over no clear path to membership, despite Biden unity pitch
Aressar
07/12/23 2:21:17 PM
#99
Isn't it lovely when a topic derails into pointless no-u'ing. Gotta seize that last word, right!

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TopicHow do you guys end up getting banned all the time?
Aressar
07/12/23 2:15:26 PM
#17
VeggetaX posted...
It's because I disagree with the majority opinions here!

Lol yeah pretty sad that there are people here who actually think that, despite that if that were actually the case UnfairRepresent would have been banned long, long ago (while he was in fact merely suspended, once).

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