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Ricemills posted...

Michelle? Not Pepper?

No one needs to have sex with Pepper, the whole tower's got her pussy stink ever since she started making them candles

Ricemills posted...

Peter used his suitcase on the Eurotrip.

Tony doesn't know that Michelle and me do it in his tower every Sunday

You know, fuck it, I'll enter.

Torgo posted...

I have come to the conclusion that Donald Trump is not stupid, everything that I had attributed to stupidity is actually dishonesty and corruption.

Dishonesty and corruption are definitely part of it, but I'd say it's still like 30/70 in favor of stupid.

It's not really lore-accurate, but I thought this might be appreciated here:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/9/8/AAGadeAAEpGC.jpg

Sounds about right.

DepreceV2 posted...

Other benefits including free healthcare

Yes

You know, I wonder if Bulldog was meant to be more of a main character. In some of the promo photos I saw on Netflix, he was included with the main cast.

mach25687 posted...

Lol, like I said, it changes :P.

Are you drunk, trolling, or just genuine dumb?

What is this weird-ass meltdown mach is having here

yusiko posted...

Tony stark/Peter Parker is a really popular pairing on fanfic sites
And a weirdly high amount of them make them father and son
Then make them bone

Spider man fans just love incest for some reason

I don't think I've ever seen one which has both the father/son dynamic and the bangin' dynamic tbh

Definitely a kidney stone. 7mm IIRC. Hospital was giving me morphine and it wasn't even touching it, I had to get fentanyl before it ever eased off.

Wisdom tooth was second.

mach25687 posted...

Umm, isn't aunt may the sister of parker's mother?

Torgo posted...

Wouldn't Aunt May be Peter's Mother's sister?

What is this topic?

Y'all are aware that May had a husband, right? TC is right, May is not actually related to Peter. Ben and Peter's dad were brothers.

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Mild struggle there

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That second picture fucked with me, I thought it was an FMV

He still willfully violated the terms of his parole for no good reason.

JlM posted...

Let's try again

Veruca again? That's twice now I've doubled up.

I don't remember it being a triumph, more just accepting that he did wrong. The difference between him and Jen is that she did it because she was attacked and he was doing it to make dumb self-help seminars.

Dark_Arbron posted...

Theres a few quests in WoW where you hide under a box or crate to eavesdrop on someone, but thats probably too minor to count as a proper mechanic. Though to my knowledge none of them made an MGS joke despite how obvious it would be.

I'm pretty sure hiding in a box or crate is the MGS joke lol

mustachedmystic posted...

^At least you got a woman.

My brother, I am gay.

I wasn't really interested but then I learned you could fuck a bear

If it gave them even a single ounce more power, Republicans would wipe their ass with the Constitution. They venerate it only because the Second and Tenth Amendment allows them control they otherwise would not have.

Solar_Crimson posted...

Oh fuck

This is a whole fun little series.The Bikini Bottom Horror. The premise started out as just starfish facts used to make Patrick creepy but it gets a whole plot where Krabbs' stole one of Patrick's limbs, let it regrow into another Patrick, and then farmed it for meat. When Patrick prime learns this, he starts a revenge rampage.
https://i.imgur.com/0k7If3Z.jpeg

jumi posted...

Most of the JLA has already appeared in HQ, including Supes, I think

Yeah, he calls Wonder Woman racist

So far this seems like a kid's show, episode three would require a massive change in tone to crossover with HQ lol.

Deathstroke is kind of a Batman villain, I guess.

Dark_Arbron posted...

I havent kept up with anything Chris-related circa 2018 or so. What happened? I knew about the attempted hit and run.

You've pretty much got the gist, they raped their dementia-ridden mother, got arrested, and is currently out on bail.

It's kind of an odd duck. Not sure if I like it or not. It's quite charming but pretty shallow. The art style is good, but the animation itself is very choppy. Fight scenes are serviceable but nothing mind blowing. I remember when the trailer released that it was so anime, I could almost see Superman having a magical girl sequence...and then he just had a magical girl sequence. Kinda hope that's a one-off thing lol.

Having it so Clark knows nothing about his heritage, going so far as to have the Jor-El projection speak Kryptonese, is kind of intriguing. Given that he had a flash of Krypton when he tried to grab the power gem from Livewire, I imagine the weaponry she stole is Krypton-based. And that vision showed Krypton fighting some kind of battle which is a far cry from its usual fate.

I also don't hate Deathstroke the Twink. I imagine a lot of people will fucking hate it though; he's voiced by literally Jerry from Rick and Morty which is a far cry from Ron Perlman. Livewire as a first villain was a good shout. With just a quick look at her and her hairstyle, you know she became a criminal because she makes bad life choices.

Come on big money big money no Kakistos POST

bruh Xander's mom again lame

Some places will outright not let you do it because it can fuck with liability. You get food poisoning from whatever shit you brought in, it might incorrectly be traced back to that restaurant.

ai123 posted...

Fair enough.

Should have said they were kicking themselves for not marketing it properly to publishers. As the author obviously did.

Well, I didn't say the fanfics were good <_<

ai123 posted...

fanfic writers

ai123 posted...

didnt think of it.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DisloyalGrossIntermediateegret-mobile.mp4

Trailer looked meh to me.

And I don't know that it is based on fanfiction but it definitely gave me some heavy fanfiction vibes.

That sacrifice line is so absolutely garbage and it did not need to be. It's so easy to make it work. Have Monica tell Wanda to turn herself in and take whatever punishment she's owed. Wanda obviously tells her no and flies off to be the bad guy in MoM.

You'd still have some stupid shit like the director being arrested for uh....something, but it makes Monica not look like a gibbering buffoon and gives Wanda a more direct villain arc. But they wanted to close out the series on her being a good(?) guy for some reason even though it was very obvious she was finna lose her goddamn mind.

Kradek posted...

Based off what? Ned Stark in his prime during warfare is a literal legend with claim to fame in their realm. Having the Ned Stark who would be a grandfather already were he a Lannister or Frey (for differing reasons) vs Boromir wouldn't be very fair age wise, however I bet Stark in his prime vs Boromir in his prime would be rather evenly matched if nothing else.

And Ned had Ice, a Valyrian greatsword, even back then during that war, which is a big reason he became a legend, so unless Boromir has some special magic weapon I'm unfamiliar with, that would give Ned the edge (heh).

Ned was not famed for his swordsmanship, he was a battlefield commander. He was not a bad swordsman, but he was mostly just alright at it. His claim to fame was in tactics, not battle. He is said to have slain Arthur Dayne in single combat, but Ned himself says that Dayne would have killed him if Howland Reed hadn't been there.

Ice was not in any way a big reason Ned became a legend. For one thing, plenty of noble families have Valyrian steel swords. For another, much bigger - literally - reason, Ice is completely unsuitable for combat. It's six feet long. A freak of nature like the Mountain might be able to wield it, but Ned was absolutely not using it in combat. Its usage was strictly ceremonial and in the books proper, you only ever see it used for executions. It's big enough that when the Lannisters steal it after Ned's execution, they're able to make two normal sized swords out of it.

Speaking as someone who honestly don't care that much about LotR, Boromir beats Ned like a rug. I don't think Ned is killing even one orc unless he gets lucky, Boromir killed plenty.

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Vaguely familiar with it but not enough to remember the name.

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I should have got that in four, my fourth guess was one of those bullshit words that aren't really real.

I remember really enjoying this episode.

And yeah, Bareil is not meant to be a creep, but he is just really bland.

I suddenly remembered Electro in the 90s cartoon. He was actually given a good bit of setup, he was Red Skull's son or grandson or something, and there was all this hullabaloo about him getting powers.

And then he put the mask on and even eight-year-old me thought it was just dumb as fuck.

Yeah, Vulture always had a mechsuit. I don't think a geriatric in a wingsuit is a believable villain for even the most amateur Spider-Man.

Avirosb posted...

Shocker looks cooler that (comic) Electro, CMM.

Electro's costume with the big star mask is super dumb, yeah.

ToteAll posted...

We talking about Owlman here?

My thought was the Talon and the Court of Owls

Let's see

Bitchy werewolf lady. Sure.

Basically.

The DLC does kinda make him interesting, but there is a reason he's the DLC villain lol

BurmesePenguin posted...

Edit: Also, who the fuck is Hammerhead and why does he get a DLC?

He's a mob boss whose comic book gimmick is that he has an indestructible plate ins his head

MrMallard posted...

Just read the first post, have you got to the point where Vamp stabs Raiden and holds him from behind, and they both groan as Raiden spews out hot white fluid?

That's not that weird. Raiden groaned because he got stabbed, Vamp stabbed because he's the second gayest MGS character.

I guess it's too late if you've already bought it, but what I did was subscribe to PS+ Extra. Miles Morales is part of that package and it's only $15 for a month.

Like most of these, I remember virtually nothing about this episode, but the mere image of Alixis in the thumbnail hit me with a feeling of deep loathing.

Revisited posted...

Holy crap I just thought of something, so you think someone ever did a fanfiction where aerith hooked up with sephiros? Or vice versa

A really gross character in-game actually wonders what their kid would be like shortly after he suggests gang-raping her to have backup test subjects.

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I guessed so many different ones and still didn't get it.