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This is an obvious scam

Im completely paralyzed and can only eat my food through a straw

eating solid foods is ableist!

I forgot I even made this topic! I cant believe you guys are still here, in this topic I made!

I forgot about it though

DoomSwell posted...

Its... good for what it is. Unfortunately what it is; is a children's movie made in the year 2023 by Seth Rogen. What do I mean by that?

Children's movie: The violence is toned down to the point where "the power of Friendship" literately saves the day. The goal of the main characters is to make friends at school... instead of fight badguys; AND that's the plot. Which is like saying it's okay to have bad writing if you admit it.

2023: The turtles' cellphone habits directly reflect the usage and popularity of tiktok. The rest of their personality is also very Zoomer-esque. Donatello is a stereotypical portrayal of Autism.

Seth Rogen: A hackfraud with no sense of humor other than smoking weed. He couldn't make his usual "joke" of giggling like a stoner in a children's movie (thankfully) so unfortunately the best he could do is celebrity references. "This is just like that scene in that other movie, with my favorite actor!"

That said; the animation was solid, the cast of characters were good picks even if some of them were annoying. Splinter was rough at first (making him jew-ish instead of Japanese) but he kicked butt and finished strong. Baxter was basically the villain, and it was a great choice to save Shredder for a sequel.

I wouldn't say it's "so damn good" but I would say something like "better than it has any right to be."

Jesus fucking Christ get over yourself

pauIie posted...

if there isn't an oc showing promise then you don't have to. but kyle has his guys (bp is the real deal and darnold is the next steve young according to kyle) and a top 3 talented team in the nfl if not top 1. no excuse.

The excuse is football is hard to win during the playoffs. There are no coaches available that any sane person would get rid of Shanahan for.

I wouldnt be surprised if the niners missed the playoffs this year, and even then I still wouldnt get rid of Kyle.

Ive gotten pulled over for the plate light thing before when I was 17. I was like I dont even know what a plate light is and the cop was like get out Ill show you, and I was like okay so I got out and he was like okay here it is, Im not gonna write you a ticket or anything. If you let me search you you can go. And I was like what? Search me? And he was like yeah let me search you and you can go. And I was like.. me or my car? And he was like you.

so I let him search me because I knew I had nothing and I drove away. It was so weird.

if that happened now Id have never gotten out of my car in the first place

ssj3vegeta posted...

if it didn't happen here, den it never existed

Outside of California its foreign policy

ssj3vegeta posted...

dere was a 2nd game???

Not in the United States of AMERICA

I mean.. no? Idk I dont think so

pauIie posted...

win the superbowl otherwise kyle and lynch can gtfo

Lol for what

whats a better option than Kyle right now

ThePhantomMedic posted...

This is why I dont drink or do drugs. Or look like a slob lol

This is why you dont drink or do drugs? In case cops decide to illegally search your car?

weird

__aCEr__ posted...

Have cases involving police checkpoints ever been brought to the Supreme Court? Seems like something at least a lower court should rule on.

Im pretty sure the Supreme Court said theyre fine

Dreepapult posted...

Water trash? What means this

Its like trash you find in the water

it always smells bad

AloneIBreak posted...

Michigan/Cowboys fan here. You settle the fuck down. Harbs has unfinished business in Ann Arbor.

Fandom aside, he's not going to Dallas because Jerrah and Stephen won't give him the roster control he wants.

Im a Michigan fan too. I dont want harbaugh going anywhere

but he was up to leave after having his beat season, and if Dallas had wanted him they could have gotten him, and theyd improve greatly

Cornmuffins posted...

Being lazy just to be "first" is lame. You didn't even say who he was traded to in OP

Alright professor water trash Ill make sure to cite my sources next time

nuggetg posted...

Taco bell is shit food.

Huge fucking brain right here holy shit

UT1999 posted...

oh you get taco bell, doordash a lot? how much is it for doordash on top of the taco bell?

Taco Bell and McDonalds are the two best things to DoorDash where I live. Its not much more expensive and they usually always get the order correct

UT1999 posted...

i might get that one. What is the official name of that one

Idk I got it on DoorDash

it was like lunch or dinner for two I think

TripleDouble posted...

Damn people here defending drunk driving

This is how they get you

would you let them check your house for drugs? Damn I cant believe youre defending drug use!

Fuck dui checkpoints

unconstitutional bullshit

Cynrascal posted...

Brock Purdy, Sam Darnold, and Brandon Allen is the 49ers depth chart at QB...Ouch...

Purdy may be the truth

they obviously believe in him from what theyve seen last year + in practice or they wouldnt have traded lance

I hope not, but he may be legit

DarthAragorn posted...

The 49ers traded picks to Miami that turned into Jaylen Waddle, Tyreek Hill, and Bradley Chubb for this dude.

Their original pick I believe was where Micah Parsons went.

Just imagine the niners with any of those guys and jimmy g

theyre second or third best odds to win the superbowl

BoomerTheGreat posted...

The cowboys is a bad team and franchise

Same as the niners

AlveinFencer posted...

Thinking back to everything they gave up for Trey Lance only to get a 4th rounder...

And theyre not even the rams that can be like welp we won the superbowl so

Cornmuffins posted...

As a niner fan...

lol

Also at least post a link

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1695214383729717550?s=20

At least post a link like everybody didnt just get the update lmao

If the cowboys cared about winning theyd have pulled out the brinks truck trying to get jim harbaugh but Jerry jones doesnt want a coach thatll tell him to fuck himself

justaguy3492 posted...

If only I wasn't banned in their subreddit.

everybody around me are either niner or raider fans

I literally live in the subreddit and I hate it

archizzy posted...

This is great. I love the fact that a guy that has barely played, even in 1AA, and couldn't be out Sam "I'm seeing ghosts" Darnold for QB2 is the potential future hope of that garbage Cowboy organization.

It's also hilarious that San Fran missed that badly on an obvious bust and gave up all those draft picks.

Agreed fuck the niners

yeah Dak was put on notice because the cowboys just traded for a huge bust

This is amazing

The galleria mall is always hoppin. The Arden mall is always busy but its less fancy than the galleria is. Its in a way more lower class area

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Yeah I think three tacos and Im good

MedeaLysistrata posted...

i'll post my outfit

post it

sk8r4s810 posted...

Hehehe

oh my god Im so close

Yawn_Master2 posted...

Hate her outfit

Post your outfit

Post your face

R1masher posted...

Isnt there a movie about it that you could watch

That movie looks so good

https://youtu.be/bmr8YmwnZ3w?si=YlAkDa8P9TUrxgsO

I love pretty much anything Ben affleck does post jersey girl

Delta_Force posted...

This.
I can eat at least three 12 packs on my own and I'm still just slightly morbidly obese.

Three twelve packs?!

are you ever not hungry?

modena posted...

Can I still use cash?

Idk I think so

Priere posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/5/AAFOjXAAEyKJ.jpg

28$ at Taco Bell would be enough to end world hunger

AloneIBreak posted...

Youre so close. I can feel it.

Im not sure what youre expecting from chips and cheese, but its not nothing. Its chips and cheese.

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Well two Crunchwraps would be like 13$ by itself, so its its a pretty good deal

AloneIBreak posted...

They at least have to assemble a crunch wrap. Chips and cheese just get dumped straight from the container lmao

Its chips and cheese

how are the supposed to assemble chips and cheese

AloneIBreak posted...

Cheap unremarkable filler

Its Taco Bell lmao

RchHomieQuanChi posted...

Bad take

Its not a take, its my opinion

el rata alada

AloneIBreak posted...

Chips and cheese are worthless

Why are they worthless? Do you not eat chips and cheese?

Lukey_Bug posted...

That's it? I can eat a freaking 12 taco party pack by myself and I'm skinny as shit.

Somebody get this dude a medal

WingsOfGood posted...

Why are Americans so fat

Lmao right

though Ive actually always been in really good shape.. and right now Im in the best shape of my life

if I could just quit doing things like drinking and stuff like that Id be healthy as fuck

Worst movie of the year

just god awful

Two chips and cheese, two soft tacos, two crunchwraps, two bean burritos for 15$

Taco Bell combo things are always such a good deal