Lurker > Super_Slash

Aight man, my bad I was just joshing you
For real tho, try warming it up.

If this is a sales pitch then you got my interest.

I don't think you understand, you should probably do some google researching.

There's a whole world of different textures and models. Perhaps try the real thing instead of cheap Walmart knockoffs.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/9/AAJHVqAAEqnt.jpg

Why are we gonna trust the review of a guy that buys sex toys from Walmart?

The idea that sending strangers nude pics is not a good fucking idea could only be controversial on this board.

Could you not victim blame?

What part of no woman is unclear to you? Models aren't even like 1% of all women probably. I wouldn't even meet a professional model in my lifetime I'd bet.

Besides I don't like models. Too "perfect", it's kinda weird.

Giving women orgasms > having my own

Have you heard the ones from Q2? Holy crap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-PBHg3JLcA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztRlRlyUGLM

Still wild that the early batches of this game had faulty cartridges and they no longer work.

die slowly from cancer
spending over five thousand dollars a year on something that will kill you

I remember getting back to the ship on Zaffo (the first planet, right?) by:

* climbing a weed (?) wall near an early savepoint
* [you probably don't have this power yet] wall-running somewhere near the weird frog boss cave
* [you probably don't have this power yet] doing the reverse zipline at some point

I think there's also a cave you can reach by using hanging vines or something, and you can get onto an upper story and emerge back on level with the highest cliffs. I think it's the same cave where you can check some old Jedi's knick-knacks by stopping the spinning fan. Maybe that rings a bell.

Thought they were. Or are those the games?

You keep posting this but you have yet to explain why it is even true

Talk to me when he purges all the subconscious racism out of his system.

Theoretically even shitty games have to have at least one thing that's good

They're usually short and fat, which I guess is the perfect build to push a row of carts.

Let some of these heifers' in here push the carts.

This topic is about FFX party members, not X-2 side characters. Wakka is a side character in X-2.

In FFX, Wakka is a racist shit bag.

The topic asked about FFX party members, not X-2 side characters.

Lmao he didn't suddenly not become a racist because he finally understood Al Bhed were human beings

Like even the most regular alt right Trump supporter acknowledges other ethnicities are people too. This isn't an accomplishment..

A 13 year old is a child

I mean, you could be in your 30s and have childhood nostalgia for NSMB

Sweet! I want ALLLLL the spoilers!

It's a decent game to play through on its own, but I think it's kind of terrible in terms of a Metroidvania. The biggest issue is that there's no sort of fast travel, so if you want to backtrack to unlock a secret, it's just a fucking nightmare because you basically have to play the entire level over again.

I looked at my last comment and sure she is. I don't think I know a song of hers off the too of my head but that Capitol One commercial she wears a lot if outfits and it does get my mind running a bit like.

If I ran in real life that much and trained I could be the next Travis.

It feels like a 2D Mario game. Which is SSS+ tier. It should not feel like Rayman, or Megaman, or Donkey Kong. What I notice that it does do that is a significant change from prior games is that the level design uses a lot more setpieces and gimmicks on a per-stage basis. Similar to Donkey Kong or Rayman.

This is a WELCOME change.

I don't remember what the retcon was anymore.