Lurker > FelineCyborg

Anteaterking posted...

It basically was banned in vintage for that reason until they changed companion so that you had to pay (3) to put it into your hand.

i bought the precon with him in it just because it had orhov in the name and i was thinking some sort of control deck with card discards and life bleed because thats what orhov was in ravinica (when i kind of dipped out like 20 years ago)

but dear lord is it the most oppressive precon ive ever seen unless you have a ton of board wipe or enchantment removal

its also an incredibly boring deck to play

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/5/AARBoTAAEuL7.jpg

still wanna see somebody play a black lotus with this card. turn 1 play lurrus and then immediately bring black lotus back. itd be the cheesiest shit ever

Gobstoppers12 posted...

I knew that was gonna be a pricy card, but I didn't expect it to be that pricy. That's insane lol

regular version is like a $50-70 card. the one for a million was just expensive because it was a 1/1 variant . before the card was pulled you needed to buy a pack that was around $70 (its since dropped in price after the fact the card has been pulled)

GranolaPanic posted...

But does he have a Black Lotus?

he does. i think he put a hole through it and wears it as a necklace.

hes actually been a mtg spokesperson for awhile, appearing in ads and even a secret lair set involving cards with him (secret lair are like promo sets with 5 or so cards)

do you guys remember the fairy tale the princess and the penis? it was how that one princess needed the right penis to fit her and one poor dickless bastard had to wish upon a star and the fairy god penis granted him a magical penis but only until midnight or else it would turn into glass and he lost track of time and ran away without the penis but the princess was cool with it and nobody cared about the guy i heard he died alone it was cool disneys been trying to remake it for awhile starring emma stone

HeeathLivesOn posted...

aka the penis-challenged

i think the politically correct terminology is poor dickless bastards

Heartomaton posted...

Peason of the Witch

i loved that song ....who was the artist? dongovan?

show me your boobs!

kingdrake2 posted...

an unfortunate beastality fatality via rottweiler.

mileena gives the worst head

this topic is insensitive for those who lost their penis in mortal kumbat

Turbam posted...

I kept telling everyone when the Switch came out to collect anything that they wanted for the Wii U quickly.
Now that all the prices are high you have the gall to ask me for my help?

this is predictable every time a system is on its deathbed. happened with ps3, happened to 3ds, happened to wii u, happened to vi....nm nobody gave a fuck about the vita

hell yes.

cjsdowg posted...

Because it is the best Zelda game.

Also it is hard to find ways to play it.

it ran perfectly for me on a dell optiplex from 2014

this topic is really insensitive to all the flat elbowed gals out there

options

i havent worn underwear in years.

ironically i have to wear some when im in a swimsuit or else that mesh inside starts chafing my peewee hole

im in texas, its getting crazy here with trans care. im not trans myself but know some and the options are dwindling. its legit scary. everybody should have the right to be who they want to be.

dont worry guys im too lazy to install adblocker

im the hero you dont deserve.

full screen ads are fun

Kai_Laguna posted...

I've been subbing to it for a few years but honestly I only really use it when a new season of Joe Bob is happening.

never got the appeal of joe bob and liked him even less when he started talking shit about giallo/fulci movies. i think he was just playing devils advocate because eli roth was on that episode who is an obvious hugr giallo nerd, but he was still annoying to listen to , just kept going on how western horror was better and fulci movies make no sense. also that darcy bimbo adds absolutely nothing to the show other than tits, she looks bored af being there and checking her watch when her next porn shoot is going to start

because tubi exists and thats free and satisfies my schlock horror needs

CoyoteTheGreat posted...

I don't like to eat things that are tasteless. I like to eat flavorful things. Eggs are bland garbo that are only useful for combining with other things to make something edible.

sometimes you eat things because your body craves the certain nutrients from it. so theres a part of your brain thats like "ok this is bland" but another part of your brain thats like "im scarfing it down because protein"

DKBananaSlamma posted...

I heard Transformed is legit really good, but the others are just decent. Is that true?

transformed is cool because the tracks are cool throwbacks to sega games. i think later ones had good gameplay but more generic tracks

Gobstoppers12 posted...

If I had to guess, I'd say some variant of all stars racing

thats neat. i liked that game

i somehow got it for free on vita (i think some humble bundle?? ) and had a suprisingly large amount of fun

i didnt have wifi during that era so i never played online

but my controversial opinion is mario kart wasnt good until this game and double dash

im curious what those sonic cabs in the backround are

Gwynevere posted...

People can and have in the past. Coal miners fought and died for better working conditions, and ended up getting bombed by their own government. But it set off a spark of resistance that eventually resulted in tangible improvements in workers lives.

lol the typical virtue signaling CEMEN barely even wants to walk to their porch to pick up their anime figures they ordered off amazon let alone actually die for a cause. its much easier to post on gfaqs and shame people and feel that moral righteousness (what if a porch pirate stole their figures though? theyd be crying to us all day about it, all this grandstanding about how capitalism caused the theft would vanish in a second)

andel posted...

to be clear, are you saying violence in response to a threat on your life isn't ok if the person making the threat is poor? because that would be dumb af

when people post topics about stuff like oil companies being responsible for rising temperatures and the climate crisis i feel like most people agree and think those people should be held responsible. in topics about the sag strikes the vast majority seem to agree with the guild that the studios are fucked up. idk what you want here or why you are mad some scumbag that threatened to murder people is getting laughed at for getting what he deserved.

because virtue signaling like this gives these posters some form of moral superiority over the rest of us who arent okay with any criminal activity . our bad we let corporations do bad stuff. its because were too focused on people shoplifting. thats the only reason.

A_Good_Boy posted...

Are they supposed to wait until he actually makes good on his threat and kills someone before they can defend themselves?

they would be the first person screaming for justice if somebody stole their body pillow

chaos_knight posted...

How exactly is any of that realistic when half the country supports Donald Trump?

but it works in anime and YA novels! even a group of teenagers can do it! its so easy!

Homeless_Waifu posted...

Who did the thief hurt other than saying something verbally?

so threats while your committing crime is ok? just ...like....let him do that?

what is wrong with yall fr

legendary_zell posted...

It's a go to argument because it's indisputably true. Because you people that say this focus exclusively on street and petty crime and not on the things that are actually wrecking your world. Many actively fight attempts to hold the powerful accountable. You "disapprove" both, but you only post about one, only advocate for tougher laws for one, only advocate violence against one, etc. Posters like TonyKojima treat any attempt to treat rich thieves equivalently to this as "tankies, progressive fools, jealous people etc", but when crime slightly rises in a Western city, he wants a police state in response.

Have you ever called for violence against a wage thief? Or Chevron/BP/Shell?

the thief was the violent one. he broke into a store to commit a crime , went behind the counter and started trashing things, and threatened the owners if they intervened. its laughable the people DEFENDING themselves are the ones committing the act of agression in your insane perspective , and you resort to some "bigger picture" argument to defend the thief.

Devilanse333 posted...

This beating was justified. We can Monday morning QB it all day long. The facts are he was brazenly committing theft in front of the store owners and he made an audible threat.

Whats laughable is the thread going exactly by the gfaqs formula. Anyone saying the store owner may have overstepped is fallen upon by the usuals.

but i was told pointing out how predictable the strawman arguments weve seen before a million times is the actual strawman! weve been bested by gfaqs logic yet again boys, time to pack it up

chaos_knight posted...

We can't do shit about that. We at least have a chance when it comes to criminals like in this topic.

but capitlism and the corporations are what forced this fine young gentleman to steal piles of cigarettes! his family needs those cigarettes to survive! because capitalism! you are such a bootlicker! /s

legendary_zell posted...

Alright, I'm gonna start posting topics about the billions in wage theft occuring at all times and denial of climate change that will ultimately kill countless millions, and I'm sure each and every one of you will be just as morally outraged and supportive of immediate corrective violence in each of those instances.

Because stealing and lying and hurting people's livelihoods is worth violence all the time not just when poor people do it, right???

why cant we disaprove of both? why is this always yalls go to argument for shoplifting? why does CE love shoplifting so much? you guys would be the first people crying if people broke into your house and stole your anime figures.

the arguments around here are so laughably predictable

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/4/AARBoTAAEuHi.jpg

i said his new picture makes him look like a comic villian....now i placed it...literally a daredevil villian lol