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Topic | Lines and quotes that live rent-free in your head |
Bugmeat 08/28/23 11:36:53 PM #35 | Pork chops and apple sauce. It's a line from a Brady Bunch episode. I have just randomly said it for many years, with no clue where I got it from, until recently.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | $50 or you get a Pokemon |
Bugmeat 08/28/23 7:12:00 PM #36 | I got Terrakion. Is that a good one?
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Finished show, empty feeling |
Bugmeat 08/26/23 9:34:45 PM #11 | Give Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. Only two seasons so it isn't a huge time investment. But it's pretty entertaining.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Memes #40 |
Bugmeat 08/26/23 6:56:40 PM #459 | HudGard posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/8/8/AACrrZAAEyS8.jpg I don't get this one. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | How long do you guys usually go between cell phone changes? |
Bugmeat 08/25/23 3:31:47 PM #32 | A few years. I don't bother with a new phone until the current one starts annoying me from being slow and too far behind. Had an S5, didn't upgrade until the S9+ came out. I just upgraded that to the S23+ about two months ago.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Only 10 days until Armored Core 6 comes out, will you be playing it? |
Bugmeat 08/24/23 4:58:08 AM #72 | Not unless it ends up on Game Pass, which doesn't seem likely to happen. Maybe if a good sale comes up. I usually don't buy a game unless I can get it for -50% or better.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Jury Duty |
Bugmeat 08/22/23 11:56:08 PM #60 | I have been summoned several times. My employer gives me a letter that excuses me from it every time. My previous employer would even mail it off for me. Just hand them the summons and they'd take care of it.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | If you were given unlimited money to make one silly purchase, what would it be? |
Bugmeat 08/20/23 12:25:32 AM #45 | Queen's entire song catalog.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | My girlfriend has been wearing this hemp lotion that smells exactly like |
Bugmeat 08/16/23 10:24:41 PM #2 | Swallowing gum is fine.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Attention Current Events and everyone actively posting here: |
Bugmeat 08/16/23 12:06:02 AM #5 | Well shoot. Now I want to be naked.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Farters of CE, what's the most memorable fart you ever farted? |
Bugmeat 08/15/23 12:20:49 AM #18 | The time that I made my little brother cry in the video game aisle at Toys R Us. Parents said we could pick out a new SNES game. Brother and I were discussing which game we would agree on. I ripped a loud one. There happened to be a young adult couple nearby and they definitely heard it. I immediately acted shocked and disgusted. "William!?! We're in public. They probably heard that and think you crapped yourself."
Little brother was a "sensitive lad" and easily embarrassed. He turned bright red and started to cry as I walked away and apologized to the couple for my brother's lack of manners. I don't remember what game we ended up getting. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | I am in a class with someone I had an argument with. Idk what to do. |
Bugmeat 08/14/23 6:36:56 PM #30 | manhookcardoor posted...
People are finally realizing this is a gimmick? I just assume that all of you are gimmicks or liars and I play along with it because it's fun. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Of the 7 iterations of PlayStation, how many have you had? |
Bugmeat 08/12/23 6:20:27 PM #69 | Just the first two.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Elon 24 hours ago: lifting weights to fight zuck! Elon now: I need an MRI first |
Bugmeat 08/10/23 6:03:21 AM #46 | Naysaspace posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/1/7/AAZUkRAAEuz9.png This reminds me of the really odd perspectives found in a lot of medieval art. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Would you make a good manager / supervisor? |
Bugmeat 08/09/23 11:49:06 PM #17 | I've been one for the last few years. I voted No.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | I almost got into a traffic accident. Who is more at fault? |
Bugmeat 08/09/23 9:19:34 PM #6 | candyapplered posted...
Probably means no street lightsThis was my assumption. They meant "rural area" and got a funky auto correct. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Anybody else drive like 5 miles under the speed limit? |
Bugmeat 08/09/23 1:00:38 AM #14 | Only if the person in front of me is going five under and I am unable to safely pass them.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | You are now a zookeeper. |
Bugmeat 08/09/23 12:35:01 AM #15 | Shave as many of the animals as I can before getting fired for having no idea how to do a zookeepers job. At least I'll get fired for something entertaining instead of incompetence.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Would you rather have the power to Read Minds or Reverse Time? Conditions apply |
Bugmeat 08/08/23 10:30:07 PM #12 | The neurotic "what do they really think of me?" side says read minds. But the rest of me says to go with the time travel.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Welp, I just endured a verbal and physically abusive tirade from my ex |
Bugmeat 08/08/23 9:30:02 PM #17 | They can fuck off with that prorated rent nonsense. Don't give her any money. If she chooses to leave early, that's on her.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | people with tattoos |
Bugmeat 08/08/23 12:15:26 AM #3 | I wish I had gone bigger.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Interstates in your area? What's the typical speed for them in your area? (MPH) |
Bugmeat 08/05/23 7:57:28 AM #3 | 65 is what I see everywhere around this part of California.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | GameFAQs or Reddit? |
Bugmeat 08/03/23 10:44:23 PM #14 | I don't bother with any of the game boards here anymore. If I want to find info or chat about a game I go to the official Reddit for it.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Who still uses their high school email account? |
Bugmeat 08/02/23 9:08:12 PM #44 | I still have access to it, but I don't use it. I love it and always log back when I get a inactivity/deletion notice. But Sunbloatedcorpse doesn't exactly come across as professional.
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | I feel like drawing. Post I'll draw your username or something you post* |
Bugmeat 08/02/23 8:22:01 PM #8 | What a coincidence. I happen to have a username!!
--- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Do you sleep without a shirt? |
Bugmeat 08/01/23 5:52:09 AM #4 | I tend to sweat when I sleep. Not every night, but often enough that I started wearing a shirt again. If it's too much, I can change my shirt. Without the shirt I'd just have a big damp spot on the sheet. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Words that are downright fun to say. |
Bugmeat 08/01/23 2:09:53 AM #94 | Feckless has been one of my favorite words for years. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | If you suddenly made millions through the stock market, would you tell your s/o? |
Bugmeat 08/01/23 1:04:51 AM #2 | That seems incredibly insecure. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | When was da last time you brought someone joy? |
Bugmeat 07/30/23 6:47:22 PM #5 | Yesterday. Younger brother was in a bad situation living with a woman who stopped taking her meds. Not going to share all of the details but he needed to get everything out the same day he ended things. Because she's crazy. So the whole family showed up and loaded all of his shit in 105f weather. A garage filled with heavy tools, workbenches, drill press, welders, etc. and we moved his ass out and into the new place. I giess he wasn't expecting the entire clan to show up in force like that for him. But he's family. We show up for family. He was so happy that he cried. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Cardi B throws microphone at woman after woman throws drink at Cardi |
Bugmeat 07/30/23 6:01:55 PM #83 | RuneterranSnap posted... I mean, tbf to op, Milli Vailli was way more than lip syncing Exactly. It wouldn't have been a big deal if they had been using their own vocals for the lip sync. But they were total frauds lyp syncing to someone else's voice. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | How the hell do people get 3+ DWIs? |
Bugmeat 07/30/23 5:23:18 PM #2 | They don't care. They think they're better at driving drunk than everyone else. "It's just a short trip. It'll be fine." They're drunk and not thinking clearly before they get in their car and drive. It's typically one of those. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | I am outside, beside a fire. |
Bugmeat 07/30/23 1:51:21 AM #10 | Be careful. Don't fall in. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Have you ever been stopped by the police? |
Bugmeat 07/30/23 1:49:11 AM #43 | Too many times. samsungsalt posted... Yes, one of which I went over 100 in a 75 at night and somehow got off with a warningNice. I got my first official warning two weeks ago. 72 in a 45. If I get caught again they'll see that I was recently talked to.abput this issue. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Would you finish da date off with sex if dis fat chick desperately wanted to? |
Bugmeat 07/30/23 12:47:21 AM #16 | If she pays for dinner I have to put out. Those are the rules. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | I wonder if I can release store bought crickets. |
Bugmeat 07/22/23 12:23:46 AM #6 | A_Good_Boy posted... In my experience those crickets are stupid as shit, so I'm sure they'd manage to get themselves killed long before they impacted the environment with their own offspring. And if they're being sold in pet stores then tons of them have already escaped into the wild around there. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Action figure boxes without windows on them... |
Bugmeat 07/21/23 10:58:42 PM #4 | I was disappointed that the Joy Toy Black Legion figures didn't have windows in their boxes. But then I remembered that I was just going to open them and set them up so it didn't matter. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Did you like the american pie movies? |
Bugmeat 07/21/23 1:20:00 AM #30 | I enjoyed the first two. Three was stupid and I was no longer interested after that. I didn't bother with any of the spin off movies. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Sad goodbye songs topic |
Bugmeat 07/20/23 1:09:28 AM #19 | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=av4MNAfU6Oo --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | What is the hottest outside temperature you have ever experienced? |
Bugmeat 07/19/23 9:31:52 PM #19 | I've been outside for extended periods in 118F. It was not a fun time. At least it was a dry heat. Humidity in that would have been unbearable. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Have you ever been to Detroit? |
Bugmeat 07/19/23 9:16:01 PM #25 | I have seen the Robocop movies. Close enough for me. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | $10 million, but you have to live the rest of your life in a town of my choice |
Bugmeat 07/19/23 4:39:04 PM #27 | No thanks. If I had that kind of money I would want to travel and do stuff. Two weeks a year to travel is just too limiting. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | $500,000, but all your uncles now have Homer Simpson level of intelligence. |
Bugmeat 07/19/23 12:59:16 AM #8 | My first thought was "cool, I don't really have much interaction with extended family anyway." But then I realized how fucked up it would be to make so many people that stupid for a little cash. I have to decline. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | SHOCKING: Woman DRAGS an activist blocking the road |
Bugmeat 07/18/23 11:43:02 PM #12 | She didn't beat on them or anything, did she? All she did was grabbed that dipshit and dragged them out of the road? If so, fair. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | All the hot girls have irritable bowels |
Bugmeat 07/18/23 7:43:15 PM #6 | I'll irritate your bowels!! --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | Rate my dinner for tonight. |
Bugmeat 07/18/23 3:07:12 AM #4 | Do you have pictures of it before you chewed it, swallowed it and trew it all back up? --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | You have all 3 major consoles. You can choose one subscription service. |
Bugmeat 07/16/23 9:43:48 PM #14 | I would choose Gamepass. But I wouldn't get the other consoles if I couldn't use their online services. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | why do you have less karma than me? |
Bugmeat 07/16/23 9:41:28 PM #78 | I'm sorry. --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
Topic | The face she makes when you show her it for the first time |
Bugmeat 06/26/23 11:47:05 PM #43 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/1/AADna_AAEmw3.jpg --- "You know, it's not a bad name really, you know? Um, because diarrhea just kind of flows off the tongue, you know? Diarrhea Jones, yeah." |
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