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Dungeater posted...

but i definitely, definitely do not want to quit

Then, why are you?
There has to be a reason. I'm assuming it's a good one, or you wouldn't be quitting.

70s nerd, so Charisma is always the dump-stat.

Put that shit in STR, DEX, CON, or INT (maybe WIS), never CHA.

Rob_Cesternino posted...

Americanized or authentic?

Go to a Japanese place where a Japanese guy makes a volcano out of an onion on a hibachi grill, and I'm guessing that's close enough to "authentic".
If not, that guy sure does seem to have a lot of fun doing it.

Calories in vs. calories out really is all there is.

Alcohol is utter asstons of pure calories, which is why I'm losing at that math.

After all the horror stories, I'm sticking with the theory that I never actually got addicted when I quit.
Cigars were my thing, not cigarettes.

The leap from 1.44MB floppies to 650MB CDs was definitely something.

Dungeater posted...

just pissed at everyone today and i know it's literally no one's fault. gotta bite my tongue and be nice, cuz i know im irrational and they arent

This is why cold turkey is a bad idea.

It'll end eventually, but right now your brain is actively resisting having to rewire itself.

Dungeater posted...

what

what

...this?

Y'all should have known this by now.

StealThisSheen posted...

He has admitted before that he gets turned on by gun violence.

Find that on the log site. Where is the gun-boner?
Nihilism at worst, in a country that has more guns than people.

StealThisSheen posted...

He did at one time. I called him out on this exact thing, and he was like "wuuuut that's not me you are mistaken!"

To be fair, I do drink a lot, and sometimes forget my own shitposts.

Screenshot something on the log-site-that-shall-not-be-named, and I'll own up immediately.

Trumble posted...

Legally possible was not a stipulation of TC's question.

fair

StealThisSheen posted...

I miss when Questionmarktarius atleast pretended he wasn't a chud troll.

Not chud, but liberturdian

Again, I recommend finding a good Thai place over either.
When it's so spicy that you can feel the heat on the back of your eardrums, it's almost hot enough.

pedro45 posted...

Who doesn't love sushi?

...I don't
Soybeans and fried rice, and fucktons of wasabi, please.

...also I just buy wasabi in pound bags now.

StealThisSheen posted...

Admitting you are aroused by gun deaths is an intriguing tactic.

"everyone is unarmed here!" is disastrous in 'Merica.

StealThisSheen posted...

How much did this latest shooting please you? Be honest.

Assuming there was a "no guns!" sign at the gate, this is exactly what that sign asks for.

The best part of a Chinese restaurant is the oolong tea, and I buy that by itself in pound bags now.

Trumble posted...

Force them to post something really embarrassing on social media.

If they are juveniles, that's not legally possible.

thronedfire2 posted...

if you plead guilty to murder do you get executed faster?

generally, that just gets you life instead.

StealThisSheen posted...

EDIT: Shit, I wasn't quick enough.

haw haw!

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All of them are, even bastions like California.

Payzmaykr posted...

Denver International Airport

That airport is just too fucking big.
I had a four hour layover there, and walked from one end to the other just out of boredom, and there's two more of those, with a train system connecting them.

Meanwhile, already forgotten in Chicago:
https://abc7chicago.com/chicago-shooting-today-gage-park-funeral-home/13915044/

tl;dr version:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/1/AAEhCpAAE6r3.jpg

Louisiana was blue?

Thai

Houses are just fucking expensive now.
My house in a nowhere (there's cows up the road) part of Kansas City is worth three times what I paid for it eleven years ago - all I'm getting out of it is utterly fucked property taxes.

maybe you need to get the hose again?

Seriously, hydrate from within, and it takes care of a lot of skin problems.

reminder that "grand theft auto" is not just a videogame.

Revelation34 posted...

Nobody here is.

I will.
Cheesecake Factory sucks.

If I ever find someone who wants to go on a date to that hockey bar I know downtown, we're getting married that week.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/4/AAEhCpAAE710.jpg
"ultra ridge"
what?

Shit's way too expensive for what it is.

Started raining, came back inside.

This Aldi peach wine is pretty damn good for $3 or so.

cjsdowg posted...

I would be dammed if I can't get like that myself. So i have been working hard to get my fat off.

as a curiosity, is "short and dumpy, pretty much a hobbit" an option?

Every month, Funcoland would put out a new leaflet that had both the buy and sell prices for shittons of games. Their upsell was printed right there, and it wasn't really that much a screwjob.

Tyranthraxus posted...

How many people from PR vote for Congress?

The question you need to be asking is, how many people from PR pay congress?

baby-shit green.

ChainsawFerret posted...

They come up with a better way to advertise, without all the malware, spyware, and other crap our PCs don't need, and we can talk.

See post 33.

The greatest 80s music video will always be Pink Floyd The Wall, anyway.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_Floyd_%E2%80%93_The_Wall

Gobstoppers12 posted...

South Park is one of the best shows around these days. It only got better and more relevant as it went on.

Nowadays, though, it's just a front to keep Casa Bonita running.

K181 posted...

Jeffries should push for immediate DC and PR statehood and see if the GOP is dumb enough to bite on a year of GOP House leadership in exchange for four Dem senators.

PR is full of rich fucks who are there to evade taxes. Won't happen.

Hugh Laurie should be way more famous than he actually is.

Belarus already noped out. They're not getting back in.

CrimsonGear80 posted...

Can't believe no one has posted the greatest music video of all-time yet

Peter Gabriel - Sledgehammer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJWJE0x7T4Q

Land of Confusion kicks its ass, ironically from Gabriel's old band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq7FKO5DlV0

I guess I never got addicted, when I quit.
Had to have a dental implant, and just stopped. Smoked the last of my cigars it when it was clear to do so, and never went back.

LordMarshal posted...

There were 3 when i went. One was opened. I said i wanted the 2 sealed ones cause theyre gifts.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/6/3/AAc-HFAAE71f.jpg

I still keep reading that as "Tales of Arse".

also, is one taller than the other? what the hell?

plaid

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The nearest one I can think of took so long to be bulldozed that it opened up again.

thronedfire2 posted...

Neon betraying the boobs?

Ass is just back boobs.

Mugen Souls, on Switch.
It's starting to show its age, but at least it's uncensored this time.