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TO then told Stephen Max almost seems blacker than you on live TV on ESPN. Needless to say, that got Stephen MAD AS FUCK.

lol

Karovorak posted...

I think that TC is a bit wrong, as I don't think that this 1/7 question is a good example, but I still think there is a point.

The problem isn't that people can't calculate simple numbers in their head, the problem is that they can't solve less simple questions even with a calculator.

But then again, you have these stupid meme polls with calculations like "12/2+5+6*7=?" and a ton of wrong answers.

Which isnt even necessary to answer the question.

Work smarter, not harder.

Dreepapult posted...

It's only a concern when you feel his hands on both shoulders

Or possibly one stroking your hair.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Nah it has nothing in it that makes your pp happy.

What if you cut a hole in the side and had sex with it?

Less than the odds that its still operational next year.

Its mostly water so no.

Because theres a difference between knowledgeable and intelligent.

You dont have to actually know what those fractions resolve to. Just insert the ones you do and go from there.

1/8 = .125 tells you the answer

Direct them them to the readme file.

You could outright make shit up and say it was in the readme file.

Broken tether during a spacewalk

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/0/AAXm8_AAE2qW.jpg

MabusIncarnate posted...

If I needed to vomit, sure. All I can think about is Boeberts beer gut pushing MTGs old, loose skin around to the sound of cackling hyenas.

Boeberts actually quite thin.

My favorite part is that this is what ended up cratering Desantis rollout event on twitter.

Because the less runny they are the drier they are.

EmilyTheCEman posted...

Am I gonna be duped AGAIN by another mediocre 3D Sonic?

Probably.

Twitter at its best was a barely funtional collection of systems that had to be restarted daily to remain operational. Even still it needed a huge team of support staff to work.

As someone who has had to support something [much, much smaller] that was in a similar state I wouldnt wish that kind of a hell on anyone.

Except Elon Musk. Fuck that guy.

Sufferedphoneix posted...

So your dog just hates everyone even friends and family you bring over?

When a suspicious stranger encroaches onto her territory she will defend it.

Shes perfectly capable of recognizing people. Probably the most laidback dog Ive ever seen.

But if someone came in through a window or kicked in a door and it wasnt me theyre not going to like how it turns out.

TMOG posted...

If Obi-Wan Kenobi was trying to remain hidden from Darth Vader and the Empire why did he run around Tattooine's desert in his brown hooded Jedi robes which the prequel trilogy established literally every Jedi wore and would make him easily identifiable

His poncho was at the cleaners.

Toonstrack posted...

Perfect solutions, no. But guidance and direction that can help them in the immediate sense, yes. That can be done now. You dont have to restructure society to make it work.

What youre doing now CLEARLY isn't working. Becayse the right is beating you at this, even with minorities. You get going kids who don't know anything about politics regurgitating their s***. Thats not because they told them they were going to change society. They just gave em attention when no one else would.

No they arent. The right makes up a minority that grows smaller by the day.

Its only the mistaken opinions of its relevance that are huge. I hope the right continues doing exactly what theyre doing; if they do theyre not going to be a factor for long.

I was saying you in Korean.

itachi15243 posted...

I've always wondered this.

Like why not have a well timed half second killswitch along with some sort of anti lightsaber armor from your wrists to your elbows?

You'd be fucking invincible.

They had lightwhips for when a-holes tried stuff like that.

KnightofShikari posted...

why don't they just turn off their lightsaber then turn it back on to "go through" the other person's blade?

It was considered dishonorable even by the Sith.

There was actually a lightsaber style that used the technique though.

Turbam posted...

From Zootopia

From what?

Irony posted...

You're right the pilot shouldn't eject and just crash with it

Hes probably going to be filling out paperwork for the rest of his career.

https://youtube.com/shorts/1S_l-pto024?si=WUjwwQP2PprZZ9ru

I mean the kids parents arent going to save my dog?

How about everyone takes care of their own dependents? I dont leave my dogs unattended; your kids should be taken away from you if you leave them in a house fire.

Far right country closely allied with Russia assassinates Canadian religious leader in Canada.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/7/AAfPwcAADTPB.jpg

Im shocked.

*snicker*

Sufferedphoneix posted...

Unfortunately most break ins are done by people that have already been in your house before.

Which when you think about it is logical. They already know where you have stuff they wanna steal. Already know the layout of the house. And in this case dog is hopefully familiar enough with them it won't think much about them being in the house.

Your funeral.

DKBananaSlamma posted...

I've given a BJ to a beer bottle with a condom on it during truth and dare in college, but this was on a whole 'nother level! I was not prepared for this lol

What was the condom for? You didnt want to get drunk or something?

I cant imagine what kind of parent would abandon their child in a burning strangers home but clearly that kid wasnt going to make it.

Save Kerbey.

boomgetchopped3 posted...

you had to do it yourself? Thats lame

Yeah what the fuck is he getting paid to do?

At least send in a nurse to help.

TimeForAction posted...

huh

The notecards were seen by the former staffer at Mar-a Lago on the day in question.

When the FBI conducted the raid, the notecards were no longer where the staffer reported seeing them.

Questionmarktarius posted...

I'm still convinced it's all an overly-elaborate plan to get a tax write-off.

Elon would be parting it out and selling off twitter in pieces, were this the Sears trajectory.

The Trump thing where you claim losses as a future tax rebate isnt a way to save on taxes. Its a way to prepay your taxes when your a terrible businessman.

No.

potdnewb posted...

nope that fake food isnt worth 50 cents

you need the app to get the deal so yes you must install something grown ass men can read

And if installing an app is too much of an ordeal for you theres a very reasonably priced alternative that will get you a hamburger.

divot1338 posted...

You dont have to install anything. You could just pay your money like a grown ass man.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

https://youtu.be/9Mjf2pg4MFQ?si=iVXMa8BcUPBohhcZ

You dont have to install anything. You could just pay your money like a grown ass man.

I always giggle when I hear a cop say Never forget, 9/11.

Its their phone number. I should hope not.

Questionmarktarius posted...

If taking Twitter is all an elaborate plan for a huge tax write-off, Elon better hurry the hell up with it.

The bigger problem is that every Twitter clone is fucking up right out the gate, instead of several years later.

I think you greatly underestimate just how complicated a platform twitter is. Musk did too.

She looks like a lot of work.

I also think the left isnt as good as the right at picking up young men.

Musk put up a geofence to prevent Ukraine from. destroying Russian warships.

Its past time to send in the Feds and walk his ass out.

https://youtube.com/shorts/fdLHxDjwi8U?si=4KvNwjkbMXkUV6RN

Kradek posted...

Good on them. Must have been scary when it was thrashing about with its jaws open, didn't deter them from helping.

Well them not getting back into the water will definitely kill them.

So I guess it's a question of should they help and possibly kill it or do nothing at all and just watch it die?

You could roll them in.

Then as tc heard the snap of the medical glove being put on, the doctors assistant angrily told vegy to lay forward on his stomach as the lubricant was applied.